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On a new Broken Sim we talk about the Shawn Ryan controversy involving "Leah," plus new details about an old Bigfoot hoax, the potential for President Trump to shock the world at the midterms, Ilhan Omar's potential for deportation, Carrot Top's return to the stage, and loads more.

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Shane Gillis is at the center of another controversy, Sam gives his take on Kill Tony, Bert Kreischer wants comedians to form a union, and Stew Peters is going to war with Jesse On Fire. We get into all of that and much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Alleged Candace Owens leaks are blowing up online and Owen Benjamin and AJ are weighing in, plus we get into the false-flag speculation surrounding the bizarre FlyDubai cockpit attack, Lindsay Clancy’s attorney now arguing she didn't do it, and a new report suggesting Kurt Cobain's case should be reopened, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror claims other jurors were accessing their cellphones during deliberations, the CIA reportedly used 23andMe data in a hunt for alien DNA, some incredible UFO footage emerges from Iran, plus we dig into claims connecting Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein, and much more on a new Broken Sim.

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Rogue AI bots are escaped human control, the Lindsay Clancy holdout juror finally speaks, Robert Kraft’s antisemitism monitoring center is outed as he battles Macklemore, Trump pardon brokers are allegedly cashing in, and much more.

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Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty and will have a capital murder trial in the death of Charlie Kirk. We get into that, plus Milo Yiannopoulos' questionable deportation, a conviction in the Tupac murder, and the ongoing hilarity of the fake 49ers player Daejon Love ... and loads more.

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We talk Duncan Trussell's Hunter Biden interview and his own reaction to it, plus President Trump reveals aliens are in the oceans and his own equally insane rankings of the American presidents, plus Lake America!

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Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more.

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The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1!

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Owen Benjamin and Jay Dyer are at war. Candace Owens has revealed revelatory new Charlie Kirk texts, Lindsey Graham's final betrayal has been revealed, and Joe Rogan shares an insane story about a past guest. All that and more this week on Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!

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Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey leads this week's show as Sam gives his surprising review. Plus the bizarre Chuck Schumer Senate incident, the possibility of Epstein prosecutions in New Mexico, and the Taco Bell salad diarrhea mystery.

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Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard!

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New evidence in the Charlie Kirk/Tyler Robinson pre-trial proceedings, the latest Alex Jones vs. Sneako weirdness, renewed claims surrounding anti-gravity research, and the rapid expansion of Flock license plate cameras and what they could mean for privacy, surveillance, and the future of law enforcement.

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The safety of sunscreen is in question. Someone with military knowledge is winning huge bets on PolyMarket, Hillary Clinton praised Trump's Israel strategy, a liberal sweetheart is being destroyed, and Bill Maher might vote Republican. Also a cannibal.

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This episode was deleted by YouTube without much explanation. Inside we discuss Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog group, Charlie Kirk's latest controversy, James Franco's bizarre disclosure video, and the 1000th episode of Tin Foil Hat lead this week's insanity. Plus: Keir Starmer is out, Lindsey Graham's latest war push, the White House joking about Q, Oliver Tree's interests, Trader Joe's tote-bag chaos, and anti-Rogan protesters proving once again that nobody understands Joe Rogan. Sam and Johnny break down the internet's strangest stories, media narratives, political theater, and conspiracy culture.

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More proof of election rigging, as Spencer Pratt did get the shaft in the election, new UFO video (and fake footage) has been released, Tucker Carlson and Dan Bongino are going at each other regarding the Thomas Crooks investigation, Seinfeld sucks, and so much more on a new Broken Simulation.

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Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more.

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Sam Tripoli has been accosted on stage again. We get into that, plus a reporter who investigated Epstein is fleeing the country after allegedly being targeted by directed-energy weapons, President Trump readies for a Cuba invasion, Tony Hinchcliffe responds to Chelsea Handler, Alex Stein helped expose the Washington Nationals, and Hasan Piker is in trouble.

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Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod!

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On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries.

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Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner.

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There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence of false flags and funding of the KKK, the possible return of Chappelle's Show, and so much more.

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We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?).

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President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.

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Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

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We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!

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War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.

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President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!

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Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.

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We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.

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We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.

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We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.

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Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.

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Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.

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On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!

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We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.

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President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest!

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Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!

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We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation!
 
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We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.

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We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.

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We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.

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Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call.

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We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.

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Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode.

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Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more.

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Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.

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We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza!

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This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more.

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The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.

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We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece of footage.

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Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.

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Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.

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On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!

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Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.

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The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!

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Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025.

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SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation.

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It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more!

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Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women."

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We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation!

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Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.

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Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain.

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The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back!

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The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more!

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We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!

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Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak.

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We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.

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Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing.

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Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. 

Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan.

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Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione.

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We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!

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Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off.

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The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills."

Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge.

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The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows.

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Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news.

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We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z.

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We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more.

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This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt.

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Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again.

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Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?

We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show.

Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum.

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So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
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Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.

To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill.

Note:This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. 

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More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.

Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.

Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli
Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!

Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard