MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show:A fence builder knocked down a nearly-finished fence job because the owner wouldn't payMorons in the newsFester in HersheyAndy Signore's documentaryFashion trend... men are trimming their eyelashesCan you marry your 1st cousin in Florida?Michelle's birthday dinnerMJ's customer service problemGas prices... food prices.....Crazed guy on the flight had a court appearanceAddiction to opiatesTom CruiseA call to JulianChris Hansen... catches predators.... allegedly wrote bad checksUpdate: Lakeland Hooters waitress and car influencer killed in crashTPA ranked #1Hilaria Baldwin knocked out of 'Nation's Dumbest'Travis Kelce, er, Mr. Swift victim of Ponzi schemeNigerian cap drives get back at UberSwift/Kelce plan for home in Ohio turned downDiddy hasn't been paying his attorneysJoe Buck's big money contract extensionVideo: Health care worker filled drink with bleachSidney Sweeney's billboardSpider Man movie now highest earnings in North America See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Another week of rice cooker giveaways coming Judge busts lawyer for using A.I. created 'case law'Morons in the newsIt's Michelle's birthdayPantsless driver dies in a crash while watching pornCriminals used their own vehicle with "Fat Chicks Only" on the sideReal estate agent found alseep in the median near The VillagesWhy you shouldn't wear open-toed shoes on Bourbon Street?What are "Wellness Darties"?Fester on phone from HersheyDear BABBYGas prices are going upKids' toys are being confiscated by TSAOnline influencer outshined (and angered) the bride's gownTaylor Swift lip-readingBailey was nearly attacked outside Planet FitnessU.S. Attorney General looking into Hayden Panettiere's deathBurger King has new nuggets, new nugget purseGrocery store employee tells wild stories as a cashierAn amazing cake for Michelle's birthdayNASA released new images of our planet'sButtsniffer? England has a foot-snifferLeaving the scene of a crash isn't a good idea, your honorShark tooth hunters in trouble for trespassing a construction siteGuy caught slashing tires at a home he was kicked out of15-year-old Robinson High School student caught with loaded gunAmerican Idol is moving from L.A. to GeorgiaElephant tramples poacher trying to bag a rhinoTiger Woods seen driving... at a driving rangeOnlyfans model who earned $3 million dodged taxes for years See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show, featuring Babs!Cars & Coffee founder dies in fiery McLaren crash with a Hooter's GirlMorons in the newsReddit: Bracelet lost at the Bruno Mars concertSign on the back of a dump truck: Stay back, not responsible for broken windshieldsHome Goods creepy guyA call to FesterMJ saved when he rebooked a flightCrash while putting on deodorant in Polk CountySomeone got their drink package cut off on a Carnival Cruise Fester at the airportMJ Instagram video with Fester - testing the accuracy of a gas pumpWhat is the Mariko Aoki phenomenon?Monday Night FootballEmmy'sA big Emmys in memoriam snubWoman set on fire at a gas stationBride-to-be demands nobody wear perfumeJeff Bezos called for jury dutyDisney World monorail stopped by Lightning, stranding ridersMJ needs to take his vehicle in for a door lock repair-wait, suddenly it's workingL.A. Rams coach Hayden Panettiere took a fentanyl-laced pill See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Nutcase travels over a thousand miles for Onlyfans model to try to marry herMorons in the newsClassic, vintage baby names making a comback in 2026Fester's gurgle... we took callsMichelle's fascination with car colors, and compared to 10 years agoSongs played in stores while shoppingFootball tension between MJ and MichelleA visit from Coach BowlesGroup of women stopped inviting a friend to the movies... why?Spot checking accuracy at gas pumpsMJ Instagram video from his parents' houseMJ CD player on a plane Instagram videoStore return policies making returns more difficultArrested for bringing a gun into a WaymoIncrease in cases of syphilis in JapanKim Zolciak's son's arrest details from MeredithCommercial for Tubi: Fakin' ItBryan Stern from Grey Bull RescueMJ is giving away more rice cookersHot sauce festival in St. Pete See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:MMA fighter offered $500K to fight a chimpDeath row inmate's last mealMorons in the newsMJ is disappointed with something Michelle didLost Airpods story updateSouthwest Air employee posted an video about food you can bring into an airportHow is MJ getting liquids onto a flight?MJ fell downtown, but he'll liveChild of well-known sports father kicked out of private school for bullying9/11Tampa gas station owner caught cheating by Florida LotteryMeal-time habit that can cause an issue in a relationshipSchool on Long Island ordered art supplies, but got something very differentCrazy guy getting video by jumping in front of Tesla Cyber Taxis to see if they brake in timeBailey the intern thought she wasn't welcome anymoreListener complaint HCSO deputy rescues a kitten on I-275Insurance adjuster falls through roofWhat percentage of diet advice on Tiktok and Instagram is wrong?Matt Damon's thoughts on A.I.New source of revenue for movie theaters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle analyzes NikeMorons in the newsAirpods lost on a flight tracked down... sort ofCyber Trucks catching fire, and Tesla's solutionMystery package for MichelleUpdate: Buttsniffer's sentenceSeattle police mocked for calling shooters "trigger pullers"MJ's new boom box arrivedNew Apple iPhone unveiledSigns supposedly in Waffle House say they don't allow people smelling of pot smokeMichelle ordered the window peeper from AmazonA.I. will kill us all! (according to experts)Doggie treat girl scout cookiesShopping cart trackers at TargetTampa Weirdos ClubElizabeth Holmes documentaryElon Musk documentaryTheatre Exceptional bringing "The Little Mermaid" to LargoWrong way DUI on the Polk Parkway with a kid in the carDuct-taped flyer's insult on the flightFlorida neighbors from hellHero waiter in Ohio tacked trigger puller, er, potential shooter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Peeper scareMJ is about to receive his boom box (after the show)Morons in the newsBoats on the road around Tampa BayChatbots down last weekGrand Theft Auto day in MiamiMJ is out of Instagram jailRetro phone handsetsBoat on I-75/Acura crashDashcamsBaker Mayfield signs a new dealApple dayBrandy Melville customer forced to purchase shirt she did not get makeup onTampa man who spent time in jail over structures on his property arrested for being a superspeeder24-year-old DUI in Daytona Beach Trying to put together a group of young widows and widowers... is there a plan?Cup/Bucket movie theater scamJimmy Kimmel... no new contractChad Powers Calls for boycotting new 'Ali G.' movieCosts of streaming.... we took callsCoffee... good for you or bad for you?MJ's dive in the GulfDocumentary on Mr. TKacey Musgraves concert propSinkhole very close to home connected to Nicolas Cage See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Gator Bait cheer returns to University of FloridaMorons in the newsFester drops his cupDrunk drove through AutozoneGuy found naked in pool in the Florida Keys... then he bit a copFrito Lay employee shot and killed by stray bullet while stocking in Walmart in NashvilleListener calls out MJ via e-mailGuy posts videos of himself at his size breaking chairs by sitting in them until he loses enough weight to not break a chairRhonda the receptionistA.I. gets it wrong with MJ's pizza preferenceMJ still gets scam textsHow long is the average showerOveruse of the word 'flex'Greg Dee on phone - Waymo vs Tesla Robotaxi and suspensions from InstagramU.S. Open ejects influencersAmazon cargo jet's crash in MiamiAndy Signore in studio: Filmmaker - documentary about Blake Lively and Justin BaldoniWheel of Fortune announcer still goneBreakdancer from Australia mockumentaryFans at The Chainsmokers concert hospitalized3 dead at Burning ManNorth West's Chicago concert.... horribleMan duct taped to seat aboard flight See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Burning Man - Strangest rulesMorons in the newsGoing to the moviesWhat's the longest you've sleptCrazy fee to charge a TeslaUpdate: Wheel of Fortune announcer allegationShampoo ingredient that has caused products to be pulled from shelvesHillsborough County schools K-8 added vape detectionThe illiterate boyfriend testP.Diddy's release date moved up againNew season of "Chad Powers"Mark Sanchez to plead guiltyYbor City fight in the streetSouthwest Air opening loungesA.I. SlopCall from Joy, mother of Road Ranger who was killed by a drunk driverClancy trial updateMJ's pizza shirtHomeless guy loaded into trash truckGuy beaten with his own golf clubCandidate in a political race had drugs planted on opponentSquishy toys recalledBilly Howard, consumer lawyer on phoneRecall: chocoalate milkChatBots See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:You don't usually see this in an obituaryCalifornia earthquake possibilities in the next 30 yearsFreedom Gas Stations... did they pay for the gas?Morons in the newsMost seached slang words of 2026 (so far!)MJ says don't douse yourself in perfume/cologne before going to the gymTiger Woods plea deal... can he drive a golf cart?Dear Flabby - Bank issue in TampaMovie Michelle saw, but MJ says he hasn'tAre these really Zaxby's prices for wings?Do you talk to your pet in a normal voice or like it's a baby?Scented soap... Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce scent?Buying hack from FesterHose up the buttRob Higgings, CEO of USF AthleticsWheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton updateMorons... part 2: Smashed up an Arby's shortly after prison stint, Woman naked in St. Pete in full view who want to 'feel good', pastor elbowed a guy in the face during an encounter in Mt. DoraA hockey player loses capability of pleasing his wife after geting hit in the head with a puckLionel Richie has been released from a hospialWill the just call for a mistrial in the Clancy trial? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester wants to grab a piece of furniture from the sales departmentMorons in the newsMad Honey can stop your heart?Sheriff Grady Judd on Polk County black widowMilitary food refrigeration systems hackedWhite Castle vending machines in Murphy gas stations12-year-old in Pasco in trouble 'Cat in the Hat' threatWill Buccaneers' Head Coach Bowles return the morning show this season? Fun with A.I. jingles on Suno... We took callsFester wanted MJ and Michelle to try the new Burger King chicken nuggetsMJ's IG video of Canal Street counterfeiting bustTraveling petting zoo goats diagnosed with rabiesWheel of Fortune announcer suspended, probably replacedTiger Woods to change pleaTony Romo updateLionel Richie still in hospitalDolly Parton star on 'Walk of Fame' vandalizedReceipt from airport store had an extra feeNew study shows a change in what makes the 'perfect breasts'Woman pulled over by police has Tourette'sAngry man visits the studiosWaymo is now free to operate in Tampa Bay areaTiger Woods update - loses license for 5 yearsDon't trust a drug dealer named 'Crooked Jess'Drunk EddieDeputies called to a domestic situation featuring FabrezeMan charged with 2nd degree murder in shooting over moving a TVWhat not to say at an airportRecall - 3.6 million BBQ brushesWill Jury find a resolution in the Clancy trial? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Former Buccaneer arrested (Who???)Morons in the newsGuy in a Corvette arrested with stolen pills hidden somewhere on his person"Side ride" waitress blackmailed guy 67-year-old arrested for possession of cocaine, but it's how it was discoveredMystery package sent to MJ Morning ShowUncrustable lawsuitDo you tip the OWNER of a business?The buttsniffer is backLionel Richie checked into a hospital after a showA.I. generated songs about the California buttsnifferOreo-gateMJ InstagramResidents from Cobalt Apartments in Wesley Chapel can't retreive their belongingsCaught speeding in a Sarasota school zone 4 timesMichelle's Japanese planner\Argument at Subway over a toasting a sandwishThe 'Girl Grip'Argument over enchiladas ends in someone shot in New MexicoWho's new on OnlyFans? Donna Mills?Man arrested for exposing himself in a St. Petersburg park says he was creating OnlyFans contentArrested for cutting down a tree at a Venice crash memorialHead teacher in Nepal rescued hundreds of students See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Eagles in CaliforniaNY BigfootEx-Barclays boss denies Epstein-related accusationsMorons in the newsWoman stuck with payments on stolen car she had purchased from dealerPeople are using less of thisMJ InstagramCanal St. in NYC raid on sellers of counterfeit bagsBartender suggests fa-JIE-tasE-mail - recommendation for carbon monoxide detectorsGuy walks out on date who wanted him to pay for her nail salonHow dangerous are 'Claw clips'?Michelle wants to learn to....Reddit - Tampa International Airport - Terminal C Starbucks PSAHow fast did the Nepal disasaster take?Clearwater woman charged after breastfeeding while drunkMJ wants to know why a chopper was flying overhead this morning2 Georgia women charged with fraudHVAC tech kicked a dog, caught on cameraA father tripped a 9-year-old football player on the field during a gameDog owner wanted dog on a hot surfaceBryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue on the Nepal situation See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Hotel went out of business while guests on a hikeMorons in the newsMayor Castor on the City Council's vote for Ray's stadiumFirst the penny, is the nickel next?Microbiologist says eating while using keyboard is not goodUpdate: Emergency landing for sick pilotDear Flabby - Found something (maybe drugs?)Truckful of cheese puffs in a crashGeneral Mills breakfast cereals soon to have natural coloringsMan makes 'hideous' Hawai'ian shirt to throw off surveillance camerasToilet paper prices could go up... how many rolls are being used per person?Woman dreamt a mouse was trying to get into her mouth, woke up to a batSteak & Shake employee arrested for indecent exposureWildwood hardware store being sued New word popping up all over... 'Flex'A guy threw a fit at a gas station over cutting in lineIs dumpster diving legal at Harbor Freight?Burger King CEO said this item sucked, now they're fixing itTropical Storm Dolly - a call to Denis PhillipsClassic Crotchety - The Hearing AidClassic Crotchety - The Shredder See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester eating during show... Hard-boiled eggsMorons in the newsThief stories: Fedex employee, mail carrierHemorrhoids and sleep "Grand Theft Auto" leakGen Z's are most suspicious of others peopleUber Eats 4am delivery of a can of Coke. We took lots of calls.Text from listener about a local Dolly Parton encounterUncomfortable birthday celebration cake at a restaurantWoman peels her onion's bad layers to cost less at the registerCaller loves "Tires"Call to Michelle in NYList: Have you done these?DUI in car at the pickup lineFollow-up: Royal Band plays Dolly Parton songWhat's Aug-tober?Walmart customer says he shouldn't have to pay for cough medicine because he's sickToilet paper prices expected to surge?Meta settlementBodycam audio of Jed York arrestDelta Pilot radios in for emergency landing because he's sickChris Hansen still hasn't seen movie "Primetime" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle needs to leave earlyRutgers University employee busted for upskirt videosMorons in the newsA guy used ChatGPT to tell how he was going to kill is ex girlfriend"Basement girls" of sororities Fester and his Walmart store brand diet Dr. Pepper MJ is angry about the new leasing company managing his daughter's apartmentJalepenos from Mexico now causing problemsDolly Parton RIPA guy found $30 in a Walmart, didn't return it and police put out his imageDetained in a Walmart over steak she didn't pay for (though she did)AITAH - Guy cut a date early because she deleted songs from his playlistMurialist Cam Parker, painted Dolly Parton mural in TampaJed York updateThe Chucky guy from Philly has been caught across the countryMax got his gift from JapanNew Ali G movie trailerCoyote vs Acme comes out this weekendTarget pulled insanely racist Halloween costume See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester & Michelle discuss salonDon't expect privacy when filmed in public Morons in the newsMJ on Facebook MarketplaceNiece of Scientology leader speaks outClearwater business employee allegedly embezzles over $2 millionChris Hansen movie "Primetime" screening"Scromiting"Electronic shock glovesNot on a stranger's car to get videoMJ's new headphonesTPA changed mind about ditching TSA for private companyOwner of SF 49ers caught in prostitution stingBreakfast mistsake not to make over 40 years oldAmerica's vegetableMJ's mom has a chart for mail deliveryTeen attacked on Palm Harbor golf course over slow playBest and worst drivers by car brandShopping in a thrift store, finding a swimsuit with a little extraMichelle binge watched "Tires"Pilot error... with the microphoneCoffee drinking affects testosterone levelsMeghan and Harry newsSpider Man vs Titanic at the global box officeKanye West won't play Russia after allTaylor Sheridan accused ot stealing "Yellowstone" conceptPower out at MJ's homeOnlyFans model wants to donate to teachers' wishlistsOnlyfans model headed to prison over tax evasion (not the same model) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why was Fester late today?Lane KiffinMorons in the newsMJ's ride-along in Ft. PierceMJ wants to return broccolini from Trader Sam'sGoogle bought Spirit Airlines' dataMJ opens a package from a listenerFester went solo to a thrift shop... his purchase led to the quesion - did he pull a scam or not?Drinking at work (non-alcoholic)16-year-old fled traffic stop, crashed her mom's carSign in restaurant window about tippingRays' stadium deal coming closeMJ getting a BrazilianListener met MJ's DopplegangerAMEX - Instagram videosCaught washing feet in a sink at Dunkin24-hour American diners are disappearingA guy crushed his buddy's head with a landscaping grapplerBret Michaels cancels shows for health reasonsLaptop fire on a flightWorkman's Comp convention is apparently huge and crazyBurlington store roof collapseMatt Damon photobombed Instagram See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:We have 4 species of aliens?Morons and more morons in the newsFester's video taunting MJ in the Howard Frankland Bridge express laneA teacher explains the 'fart corner'MJ's dishwasherDear Flabby from a frustrated husbandChloe's billsAn Amazon drone drops a package into a poolErroneous deliveries from AmazonAisle rusher on a flight tells passengers not to be racist, let the black people off first (Him!)MJ to host Voodoo Chef charity eventHayden Panettiere updateGrillsmtih contestLargo High School frosted the mirrors in the students' restroomsDesigner wants to provide clothes for Mangione's trialWoman hacks boyfriend's van with an axe for cheatingWesley Chapel apartment complex up in flames, caused possibly a lightning strikeBeing trapped upside-down on a roller coaster pays offChucky-masked guy in Philly identified See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Disney storiesMorons in the newsRecalls from PublixDreaming these dreams can drain your energyPalmetto berry theftsFester won his appealMJ's IG VideoDid you listen to the 'Best Of' shows? We took calls.Bluetooth speaker stolen from truck bed found by ownerChloe's birthdayPenn State drug busts updateHayden Panettiere updateRob Thomas nearly killed a bandmate on stageNew movie about Chris HansenRobin Williams' kids restarting his social media to combat A.I. Jonathan Cain says there will be a Journey reunion at end of tourBarbie newsMJ's electronic revivalZZTop's Frank Beard RIPNational Radio DayColumbia House is shutting down... in other news, there is still a Columbia HousePhiladelphia Chucky guyAttack at Home Depot with a hatchetClimbers frozen in glacier found 34 years laterLake Mead is so low, more bodies were found See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Whose truck in in our parking lot?Morons in the newsPenn State cocaine bustUSA Today's list of top party schoolsTony Romo TV contractMJ's Canada problemGen Alpha has a new insultDeepfake nudesFollow-up: Guy turned away from Meat MarketFester's 'Big Brother' updateMJ's FICOPublix is changing their express lanesCelebrity news: Tom Holland's Spiderman payday, Robert Downey, Jr.Spiderman's "MJ"Baker Mayfield's statement about the upcoming seasonPopular hair mousse recallCrazy potenetial cause of increase in car accidentsCan TSA spot the 'knife ring'?Kids headed back to school - host families are needed for international studentsPregnant Wildwood woman goes on rampage while coloring her hairFace off: hatchet vs macheteMan attacks neighbor with poopCelebrity news: Perez HiltonGuy who relieved himself on Morgan Wallen concert-goers finally arrestedHayden Panettiere See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mystery trucksHow to diagnose a problem if you work for ToyotaMorons in the newsHaunted segmentMJ got a baseball card in the mailConficated in CanadaFester's daughter's electiveSchool districts have fewer students enrolledBan on smart glasses at schoolMom arrested for allowing her autistic daughter to drive car to 7/11Lakeside Inn, Mt. DoraTolls begin on Howard Frankland express lanes this weekendShank ringMJ's knife demonstrationListener IG DMPlaces selling pumpkin spice without real ingredientsGifts from JapanHayden Panettiere updateOpening statements in Tupac murder trialNew Guinness record for most tickets sold on a comedy tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A.I.- Financial bubble? And a novelist lost a book deal.Morons in the newsMore morons... money stolen from a soccer teamChloe went to yesterday's Rays' gameMJ was assaulted on a flightMovie theater orderly exitWas this fart on a Walmart P.A.?Brazilian... does no hair mean a louder fart?News Report Stuff: Good Day Detroit... did the anchor really ask that?More News Report Stuff: Did a traffic reporter say it or not after seeing a crash on live TVLocal urban legend... Was Tom Cruise turned away from Meat Market over dress code?MJ had to buy new luggage in Japan because he bought so much stuffTampa is 2nd most pet friendly city in AmericaFlorida kids drove eBikes through a Target store19-year-old arrested in St. Pete, accused of sex in the bathroom A visit from ChloeSouth Dakota high school soccer game fightWaymos coming to St. PeteRays are announcing company that will manage building of new stadiumNews "Spiderman" film joins $2 billion clubPurse from "Golden Girls" sold at auctionCindy Crawford excorcist for daughterLinda Blair story from her studio visitHayden PanettiereBrad Pitt's interview with "Esquire" Superspeeder in Florida's reason for speeding See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Police laser - MJ ridealong Bigfoot Sighting By A Marine Morons in the newsClassic Crotchety - Vacuum Of DoomWalmart Challege Arrest In Florida Repo Guy Takes Car & 4 Year Old Inside Mysterious burn marks in cars What's The 'Walmart Freeze'Best time to text after a first date Have You Witnessed Something You Shouldn't Have MJ & Michelle - Meghan & Harry - Hair In SaladMJMS's OCD Callers Important: How You Should Wake Up What Is Micro Cheating? 6 Foods Guy Fieri Won't EatList-10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate 9 Signs You're A Difficult Person To Get Along WithWoman Claims This Place Caused Her Hair Loss  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:What's A "Thought Trap"?  MJ Attacked At His Parent's House Morons In The NewsCancelled Celeb Reality Show On E!Woman Won't Train Replacement  Hotels removing restroom doors  Green & Red Flags While Dating Mother Names Daughter Tequila What Would YOU Do At Work If You Wouldn’t Get Fired Sending Embarrassing Text MessagesDeputy crashed while watching porn on phone Gender Reveals Gone Wrong Classic Crotchety - Hair Club What Is The 'Gen Z Stare'?  Advice: What Shouldn't You Use In A Hotel 8 Foods For Brain Health Parents Needing To Ask Permission Worst Dog Breed For Families  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:MJ's Elbow Pain Michelle's Rules Before Bed Warning There's A Website That Shows Unprotected Cameras Morons in the newsPeople Are Getting Pets Instead Of Spouses Or Kids People keep getting hit by trains Listener confessions - Pet Peeves Listeners' AirTag encounters Bartender scammed by luxury bags Fester lost his jury summons What should never have been invented MJ messed up his computer New guy in management, but joke is on Fester USF Writer's List OF Restaurants Woodchipper Story Important - How you should wake up  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Grandmother Held 5 Months For Something She Didn't Do16 Habits To Give Up To Be Happy In Later YearsMorons in the NewsDriving Company Vehicles RecklesslyGuy Placed Tracker On Woman's CareBike Kids Are Total MenaceDear Flabby - Did Fester Really Say It On Air?MJ Explains BeefMJ's Mom's Car Is Missing A PartTiktok Challenge Drop Something Heavy On Your FootHave You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who DidFester Befriends A Killer PsychologistLawyer Arrested In Buffet LineHardware Stories In The NewsNetflix Revealed New Live-Action Scooby-DooNew Car Feature - People Are ConcernedFacebook Marketplace WarningFrench Fries Are Good For You See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Internet's Worst Baby Names Ordering Online - Do You Pay For Shipping Insurance Morons in the newsMJ Was Once Banned From AMC Theatres Who Would Win? Fast Food Mascots in A Cage Match Wrapping Key Fobs MJ's dilemma on a plane Fired for something spectacular Will MJ go to jail for this?Classic Crotchety - Jungle LandServer picked up glass by rim Fester's friend's baby name Woman beg men not to wear these Be careful with lithium ion batteries Scammers In Store Parking Lots With Credit Card Readers  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Dentist Driving With Laughing Gas Arrested In A Dalmation Onesie 9 Things You Should Keep To Yourself Morons in the newsRefrigerator On The Howard Frankland Shoppers, What Is The Most Returned colorMJ Can't Do This Giveaway Today10 Things Restaurant employees know that customers don'tDon't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks Do You Put Your Dogs Poop In Neighbor's Trash Dear Flabby: Did a neighbor go to far?Are these parents irresponsible? They left a baby in the hotel room while they went to the barCheeseburger Incident At MJ's Hous Ways People Are Trying To Save Mon Tattoo on a 9-year-oldCharged For Bumper Sticker Classic Crotchety - Stuck in the frozen food section See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best of The MJ Morning Show:Surcharge for credit cards1 in 3 are embarrassed by their carMorons in the newsChloe's dent, how many UHauls get stolenMJ presents Hadley's Factual FactsCheating husband caught by accidentScam costs restaraunts thousandsHow to ruin your wedding day with one sentenceBetter sex man who criesScary loan co-signer storiesThroning - Dating upMichelle's crazy landing experience at TPAExperts say not to give this snack to kidsWhat are women attracted to in menBomb threat hotspot name on plane See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Most commonly stolen items from hotelsCreep-O-Meter - Age difference in datingMorons in the newsFester's run-in with FHPFlying superstitions$50 painting actually a Van GoghSticker schmucks64% say they've had nightmares about workTampa Bay gone crazyYelling at cops is protected speechWhen do you worry about your phone's power?Car dealer carjacks a customerHorrible supermarket shoppersMJ hates this style of foodLocal tow truck driver steals carWhy should you do this to new clothes? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When cops (of FBI) Raid a house, who pays for the damages?What was found in the mystery safe?Morons in The NewsWhat do Employees Steal From WorkRidiculous Baby NamesDear Flabby - Listener Has Overly Generous Co-WorkerThe First Date BrickSade Arrested, MJ Called the CourthouseWoman Sues Cruise Line After 14 Tequila ShotsClassic Crotchedy - The Carpet StoreMen's/Women's Names That Are Turn-OffsTravelers Fake Designer MerchandiseCelebrities Who've Gone BrokeHalf of Americans Carry Spare UnderwearWho Falls In Love First, Men or Women?U of Tampa Student Drinking Game in ClassWhy Should You Do This With New Clothes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning ShowPeople Wearing Clothing With Curse WordsLove Rat Investigator Pooping Is Good For Your BrainMorons in the newsSteaks From A Parking Lot Dietitians Say Stop Eating These FoodsHotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BALDid this mother's punishment go to farWoman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name Plaid Verification Notice Sandwiches that have gone away 2 Teacher Of The Year CandidatesFester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First?America's Favorite MovieHR Wants Proof Of Father DyingHow Fester Got Free Food For A YEAR No Inheritance For My Idiot KidsThree Foods Banned In Other Countries Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:MJ: Instagram commentsBucket List - Illegal stuff to doMorons in the newsSome people are addicted to lip balmNeedoh toys... the annoying trendDear Flabby: Single man looking for loveLottery winner used license plate on car that cut him offTan lines are a turn-on for someWha's the latest social trendPowerball winner arrested in St. PeteCrotchety ElevatorCollecting JellycatsGen Z's don't know how to change a light bulbYou don't always look your best at work5 hour person See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Be careful with lithium batteriesCrazy moving day confessionsMorons in the newsWedding traditions that are outdatedSpecialty plate situation in FloridaDon't drink water on planesProfessor sends letter about Fester's healthMJ fraud againWhat do you know about redheadsWould you sail on the Titanic 2?Traits of people who hold doors for strangersHow can you tell she's just not into you?MJ's kleptomaniac listenersFester's story: The swinger at the podiatrist's officePineapple in eggsConcert economicsStuff Goodwill won't take See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why is Fester so late?A missle on Mars?Morons in the newsMcDonald's lawsuitCracker Barrel CEO resigns$800 Million Powerball winner in FloridaMJ's latest scam e-mail and textDear Flabby: When you find this on a pile of mail, don't touch it Woman on cruise scratched foot using a forkSinger walked off stage after 3 songsDelivery is being used more by younger generations"Strategic wrinkles'"Ferritin face" low levels of a mineral Why are American's purchasing 40% less produce?A blind man buys a car...Note left on a woman's carA visit from a local 'toddler of the year' candidateMega Millions winning ticket purchased in Bradenton. Listener Matt went in for us to talk to employees.Tony Romo OWI bodycam Sammy Hagar's message to David Lee RothBootleg copy of "The Odyssey" briefly appeared on X See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:NFL chatterMorons in the newsRV and a flame throwerRequest for 'Big Brother' updates from FesterEarthquake in JapanDrunk news radio reporterFester's Hadley's problem at campMJ IG video of mail truckRoad rageHow long do you sit behind someone in traffic before the 'courtesy honk'?MJ's lizard incidentNBC report on California guy adrift for a month.. what did he say?Fester's SpaceX stockWoody's Car Wash sold to private equityProfessor used trick to find which students used A.I. on testList: Dirtiest stuff in your houseLicense plate: "Set For Life"Powerball is at $800 millionAnother band hit by 'blue dot fever'Fester tries out the new couchRestaurant server spots mole on customer, leaves note to see a doctorSecret Service agent arrested in college hazing incidentMJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's BestShark Lady holds record for most shark tattoosDNA test showed woman's grandfather is Charles MansonSavannah Guthrie's latest pleaTony Romo was reportedly uncooperative with law enforcement during his OWI arrest See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Morons in the newsHuge egg recallSummer campers took mushroom laced ediblesTrash can lid-sized roll of toilet paperMJ was told there's a BOGO on Kraft Mac & CheeseCelebrity stories: Britney Spears' Mercedes, Tony Romo OWI arrest, Diddy got into a fight in prison, Weird Al turend down a big payday, Bret Michaels' kidney stone, an annoying influencer bothering actors on "The Studio"2 ankle monitors?Seeking,com exposes fraudsInstagram knocking out some videos made with Meta glassesA visit from Tampa Police Chief and soon to be acting Police Chief727 DayGas theftTony Romo OWI - Fake IG videoCook Out in Tempe TerracePhishing text - Tree trimmers... we took callsCrazy situation in a Florida Regal CinemaDelivered Iguana running around Fed Ex See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:What story creeps out Michelle?Deli stock scam sentencingMorons in the newsPublix pharmacy story from GeorgiaBeef prices are making people consider something differentAirbnb review leads to photo of guest with someone, not his wifeJ.Lo's kids got into school of choice and scholarships... she's taking flackMJ's IG gas videoBK Whopper guaranteeBayshore creeperGuy who hides cash around Tampa Bay area TSA reminds travelers they may bring hammocks through securityParting StonesTommy Lee claims he and Nikki Sixx injected Jack DanielsBunny found in Egypt LakeHow much is spent on pet dogs?Pregnant woman shamed for binge at In and Out BurgerCall to Julian about Flock camerasLoaner car story See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Top 10 fast-food restaurant friesMorons in the newsFester's SpaceX IPOFear CircusConfrontation with a gunPassed out, car stopped in the middle of 301 in Manatee CountyDay 1 for Robotaxi's in TampaDear Flabby... food tampering to punish office thief?Silent killer hobbiesWhat expression does MJ hate?Teens bringing back undone jeans lookTaco Bell $1 lettuce-free itemFoods least likely to get you sickCelebrity News: Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, J.LoBen Affleck sold AI company for nearly $600 millionDwayne Johnson... king of flops?Collectors are hoping to find a 1-of-a-kind baseball cardCrumbl employee seen doing co-worker's hair in the kitchenNational Vanilla Ice Cream DayManhattan bakery selling $12 croissants... but where are they really made?Mt. Dora monkeyVideo of a "hunched-over" raccoon from Seattle See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:How does this happen when roasting marshmallows?Baseball player's serious injury from a foul ballMorons in the newsWe now know why the guy was in the porta-pottyFlock camerasArrest made in St. Pete (Mullet face)... We spoke with Yolanda FernandezIce cream event at the St. Pete Pier this SundayMisgendered by a cop at UCFA 6-figure job, but must retire at 56?Taylor FarmsSUV crashed into a Carrollwood restaurantThrift store find: Wilt Chamberlain's jacketMust purchased ice cream flavorConsuming chili peppers connected to some cancersOrange light in bathroomSquatty Potty shoes?Free colonoscopy! Um, not really.MJ found his glass eye collection "The Odyssey" IMAX seats for $900?Mirada Lagoon... Can Fester sneak in?Instagram account suspended for BabsArrest #2 announced here first!Guy shines laser at Delta landing in BuffaloPeople still grabbing luggage during emergencies.... Flights may find a way to lock overhead storageLargo scam - ppeople pretending to be students raising money for their school athleticsEagle from Big Bear injured and in rehab See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Top reason for speedingMorgan Wallen concertgoers were relieved uponMorons in the newsThe hot water mystery at MJ's houseChloe & Julian's trip to Sweet TomatoesMJ got a missing pet e-mailUpdate: Suspect arrested in case of property damage/landscape lightning thrown 5 cups a day is fine?Grandfather launched by Yellowstone bison speaks outAt a Cubs game, a fan slapped another to get him to stand during the National AnthemLaw enforcement rounded up cruisers in Brevard CountyTom Brady vs Logan PaulContent makers trolling cops19-year-old pulled over for speeding... again... Microsoft cutting more staffObituary for a guy with an unfortunate nameGarage door repair story... be careful not to fall for things like thisBusted in The Villages, shoplifting because distraught?Body wash theftTampa International Airport nixing TSA security for private See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Taco BellFester's SpaceX sharesMorons in the newsWoman shot 20-year-old invited into home by 13-year-oldLawyer is trying to get out of contract for house he purchasedCyber Truck didn't do so well in an accidentChicken Salad Chick in Brandon has a second drive thruDeputies reveal the most common reason for speeding"The Odyssey" weekend box officePolice called on a guy who wouldn't leave the theatreWaymo charging depot in Town N CountryWhen he tells her he's not ready for a relationshipWorld Cup... Halftime show and final goalDog park song from ProgressiveBrat Pitt at the World Cup? Oh, wait... it's Matt DamonHi speed chase on Howard Frankland Bridge ends in arrestWhere did that hair in Fester's mouth come from?Ted's of Beverly HillsTampa area psychic called on for helpMeredith in studio about the hair in Fester's mouthA scheme set up between a theif and the receipt checker at Sam's ClubMJ says the World Cup trophy is hideousWhat is 'Whimsy-maxxing'?A woman stole power from a neighborShe was getting ready for a cruise not knowing she was pregnantWhen's the best time to visit Trader Joe's (according to TJ employees)Tom Brady vs Logan PaulA woman went nuts at McDonald'sAvocados are reportedly good for heart healthTaco Bell - Taylor Farms may not be to blame See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:White House teleprompter operator relieved of dutyMorons in the newsMore moronsGoth couple engaged in front of corpse flowerThere's a comeback for old audio formats Family sees their pictures in an AirbnbSheriff Chad Chronister on the two deputies who were ambushed and shotSchools being asked not to play football against St. Pete Catholic High SchoolPillsbury recallBig Brother update from FesterLove after lockup in Polk CountyHow much time do you allegedly save by speeding?"Slop face"Review of "The Odyssey"A woman held 10 jobs in 10 yearsTaco Bell's "Explosive D" traced back by the FDAAn 11.99 GPA?Blue Angels low altitude flyover in Pensacola BeachA guy got past security at "The Today Show"Poetry Society of America selects the most beautiful wordNetflix is exploring live TV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Natural Light's 'Cool Shed'Morons in the news"Nation's Dumbest"Rachael RayMJ can't read his own writing, or doesn't remember what it meant"Bailey the Intern's" car scrape sagaMJ's U-Haul sagaPole dancer hits sprinklerListener Colleen lost her Crotchety CD'sGoing to see 'Odyssey'Caller with a West Point dorm sprinkler storySenator Schumer's fartLicense plate "SQZ A55"Woman get addicted to cosmetic procedures more than gambling2 DUI principalsSpaceX dropped below IPO price (briefly??)No-proof class-action lawsuitsReporter's live shot with a roach crawling on herLights went out at MJ's house twiceMJ's dog Gatsby 'glitched'Complaint about FesterInfluencer didn't want to pay price of lobsterFirefighters rescued man from a porta-potty/Classic Crotchety See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's daughter is starting a new schoolThe van in the I-275 express laneMorons in the newsWorld Cup chatterThe vacuum storyResident sprays neighbors with hoseMJ's storage unit nightmareDinosaur auctionedDear Flabby1st TV Weather Report Challenge - FesterThe A/C is broken again?St. Pete building's landscape and building damaged by two peopleMJ posted video of Michelle shirtlessEmpty video game box sold for $10K?2 influencers investigated over petting wild alligatorsGas prices... what is a good price now?Creepy story of the day - Sleepover with a camera in the roomWoman doesn't use deodorant... what's with this 'stone' people are using?Yellowstone bison updateBusch Gardens roller coaster closing soonOlive Garden brings back dealTV weather battle in southwest Florida over whether a photo was real or fakeKitchen warning... don't leave combustibles near toaster (or stove)Pasco pushing against data centerPinellas School Board amends student codeBe careful not to fall asleep during robotaxi ridePilot Sully diagnosed with early onset AlzheimersLive-action "Moana" not doing well at box officeScam alert Pima County is not really asking for money to search for Nancy Guthrie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Wash your hands after touching any of these 3 thingsMorons in the newsDoor-to-door solicitors are being met with firearmsReddit: Looking for a midget dwarf stripper?Fans are upset about times of World Cup semifinalsT-Rex auctionCreepy Instagram feature Apologies to Julie who took care of Lady the dogMJ's neighbor's garageUpdate on the gun pulled on the 3 students starting their own detailing businessGirl sneaked into home of ex, trying to rekindle Sloth ban liftedBox office totals for "Michael"Fight at a concert... Hillary Duff?Woman angry at a drive thru over her coffeeJulian wants MJ to get Meta glassesFHP wins best cruiser for 4th yearMichelle - "That's what makes you tyrannical""Ozempic feet"Which celebrity received backlash at WimbledonSasha Baron Cohen showed up in character at WimbledonNational Mac & Cheese DayAnnual Best Drivers Report... Tampa fell way backUpdate: Road ranger killed on I-75 on Sunday nightPeople changing the way they use social mediaMJ heard from his neighbor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:MJ's dreamMJ's flight on BreezePython challengeMorons in the newsMORE Morons in the newsShe made punch in the bathtub, mixed it with her feetCrazy story from Reddit... Chuck E. Cheese managerDelivery dilemmaMichelle has been doing laundry wrongMJ's dad wanted chicken from Popeyes, and the prices (in general) opened MJ's eyesBritney Spears spotted on highway through sun roofRosie O'Donnell decided to quit her show when she reached this...Zendaya taking flak over having a dress flown on a private jetSaga of the dog owned by the "what's what girls do" girlVon's supermarket... person died insideA grandfather got flipped high in the air by a bison in Yellowstone ParkA guy's girlfriend thinks you should change underwear after every tootConnor McGregor's $15 million payday for a 69 second fight he lostZara pants that can be dangerousCrazy roads over the weekend around the Tampa Bay areaA guy who files nuisance lawsuits against airlinesRIP Rudolph Mantooth of "Emergency"Matt Gutman, CBS News reporter, nearly got scammedPassenger on Ryanair partially sucked through window on flight See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:NASA reveals they have images of UFOsHuey LewisMorons in the newsPie eating contest tipSotheby's has a T-Rex up for auctionAuto detailingSCUBA Rich's petco story... we took calls about strange encounters with customer serviceIG trend.. blocking bottoms of escalatorssScam in MJ's DMThe perv at Walmart who exposed himself to a 5-year-old has been arrestedVacation sicknessUber passenger huffing nitrous oxideA crazed relative torched a restaurantWoman threatened to shoot via text... "That's just what girls do"Rays stadium updateTame ImpalaWhat is 'Type 2 fun'?Southwest Airlines is shaming aisle jumpersBailey's chimney issuesSomeone mailed -blank- to MetaFlock surveilance camerasSmelling chocolate between sets helps at the gymNetflix documentary on fried chickenTaco Bell pulls some items over 'explosive diarrhea' parasite outbreakMSG celeb database risk scores See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:RIP Bonnie TylerMorons in the news"Little House on the Prairie" reimaginedFester and MJ got foam trainer WhoppersEgg selling family banked $320 millionTampa Reddit post asks where to visit places to swim in rivers and lakes in area without feesThe "Ick"... what does your other half do that gives you that 'ick' feeling? We took calls.MJ's kidlets went to see Post Malone and JellyrollCurrent list of recallsTampa is getting driverless WaymosUnited Airlines may face a class action lawsuit about windowless window seatsSaharan Dust comin'!St. Pete mango thiefChinese restaurant's child policy - control your kidsHigh-rise building in NYC... experts say it's not safe, owners say they're moving forwardCaller says he had a confrontation in gas station over driver leaving the motor running at the pumpA guy says he went to jail on his birthday over an $8,000 restaurant check that couldn't be split 20 waysOuch... after cutting off his 'member', he lit it on fireWhat are the risks of eating hot dogs?Emmy nominations announced See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:New flavor from PringlesMorons in the newsIntern Bailey... What's your dream job?College students are testing at the level of 10-year-oldsManhattan high-rise has supports collapsing after addition forcing evacuationsWhat is 'Disney rash'?Crazy charges on a receiptMJ is wearing red????Update on the Ford employee who had been firedListener e-mail - AramarkWhat's the ideal length for a feature filmNicknames... for a kid who lost his hand in a gator attack?If you want shrubs for your yard, don't get them by stealing themLate for your fishing charger? Don't do what this guy did.Tampa Reddit has ad for a home chefAn SUV drove through a bookstore in LargoFormer Detroit Lions cornerback is looking to get onto another teamHillsborough County is #1 most dangerous place for drivingCreepy cruise barberHow many watched the USA/Belgium World Cup game?Many Gen X'ers are relying on family for supportCrappy story about a guy who filled a backpack... Intern Bailey's recent experience with Mercury retrogradeThere's a possibility of a Britney Spears biopicSwift/Kelce wedding news... trash auction, filmFrench designer collab to make $10K-30K jeans?Former TV anchor scammed out of $70K See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A guy wants to live forever, now diagnosed wit AIGMorons in the newsFester's Instagram rabbit hole on parentingPrepper Fester storyTexas cowboys step aside, these cowboys came firstA dominatrix 'mummified' a guy in BrooklynA smoke grenade found by TSA in a jar of peanut butterUpdate on the lightning strike at Fester's houseLetter from listener about getting pulled over for speedingDear Flabby... A two-part questionHave you ever found something left behind on the bottom of a shopping cart?Now without Spirit, MJ is trying another airlineSarasota little league employee sentenced for stealing $200KViral videos... people climbing into meat cases in marketsPolk County guy gets arrested for showing his 'dash'Which location is 'least educated'?Woman's car towed, she tried to negotiate a lower fee, tow driver had none of itSinger Lauren Bennett, RIP MJ recuses himself from this Swift/Kelce wedding chatter"The Odyssey"Ford auto worker fired for stealing a cookie he never actually stoleChloe has a problem with her rideEngineer Chris in studio to discuss Fester's mic issueSwitcharoo in Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office DUI stopMore details on Swift/Kelce security planA.I. actress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A car hit a light post at Gandy & Bayshore, according to Make Dave Laugh's DaveMorons in the newsMiki Sudo, Champion againMichelle, MJ's A.I. specialistTampa Reddit post looking for strangers for a local weddingAqua hair towelMeme - This is the last time someone will have 10 fingersFirework falls over, fires at houseBrooklyn Bridge walkPlane hit with firework on way to Chicago Midway AirportWaymo car drove through firework2 Disney stories... a guest's battery backup caught fire at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, and the 1 billionth guest to DisneylandWorld Cup.. U.S.A. vs BelgiumFester's house affected by a lightning strikeBox Office numbersAmericans are spending less time socializingKids are moving back homeMichelle's new vacuum"The Odyssey"Someone plead guilty to harrassment in the Guthrie disappearance caseInstant Karma... driver's car was stolen while he was burglarizing a businessWhat was that strange, red ooze seeping from a tractor trailorSwift/Kelce weddingSwift/Kelce wedding guestsKelce played 'kill/marry/kiss' in 2016 and picked differentlyWill Taylor have a baby?MJ wants to go diving in the gulf See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's BEST OF The MJ Morning Show:What has Michelle been doing to MJ?Careful not to fall for the Mt. Everest scamMorons in the newsHouse sitter confessions - Sitter blocked security camerasDear Flabby - Yardwork mishap damaged a neighbor's truckFester flips out on MJ's storyDo you really need extra rental coverage?Would you convict the guy with a gun held on a drunk driver?2 fast food stories2 teacher of the year candidatesRetail tippingSteaks from a parking lotFester's phone set to DNDTampa Bay gone crazyWho wants to be in MJ's entourageGuy vandalizes a psychic's shopWorst relative ever See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Wendy's stockWarren Sapp investigated againMorons in the newsPotato chip brand recallTarget baby wipes recallAmazon Prime gas discount"Cemetery stalker"Update: Noise from Bailey's fireplacePilot bitten by bat in a hotel roomState with the most fireworks mishapsCouple that climbed the Emprie State BuildingSwift/Kelce wedding stuffUPS driver threw a box at a dogWhich buffets are good to Fester?Chloe says Fester sometimes isn't loud enough on the micWhat is 'Fun-flation'?Was this really the new Barbie doll we needed?Friday is the federally observed holidayWhat is 'Solo-maxing'?High-end real estate broker used listed properties for meeting flingsMom passed out drunk in car while her kid tried to flag down helpFester wants to streamline his phone billNew restaurant disclosure law went into affectGossip is good for youPregnant woman sent message on her sister's wedding day"Obsession" is now streaming (not for free) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:11-year-old Canadian kid woke to bat on his faceMorons in the newsChampion hot dog eater Miki Sudo on way to Nathan's competitionCelebrity health claims debunkedMJ's friend increased the number of dashcams he wants to give awayMJ bothered by CNN headline about Taylor Swift's weddingDear Flabby - Grandmother's dog got into my gummiesNew 'Minions' movie getting good reviewsWarning... Doordash driver dropped off food, took pic, then took foodWade from 2 College Brothers with a moving storySharon, President of Galaxy Fireworks is ready for the weekendThere is an animal noise coming from "Intern Bailey's" chimneyMJ is distraught about the new BMX X5Video: Woman locked in her doctor's officeA husband played a voicemail for his wife she had meant for her boyfriendWhat are divorce "glow-ups"Mike Murphy on collections for VenezuelaKids taking Waymo on joyridesMercury retrogradeTan maxxersBreaking: Victor Willis, lead singer of The Village People... RIP at 74Gen Z are most likely to form an opinion based on someone's first name See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle found a way to fix MJ's studio cabinetReporter from LA apologized over World Cup trash talkMorons in the NewsIce Cream FestivalMr. Beast chocolate controversyAldi sells 4 ice cubes for $4.99?Fester's rulerKanye went to DisneyThere's an RSVP problem with Gen Z's and Millenials8-year-old riding solo on personal watercraft is apparently a no-noLatest fashion trend for men... Bedazzling?YSL menswear shoe collection is hideousNew sirens in FloridaDo you have a badger hair brushRunning from a traffic stopMJ still on the search for a hoseMel Brooks turned 100 years oldBuc-ees announces more locations in FloridaFriend of MJ was the one who got the video of the I-4 road rage incidentRob Lowe says there's a "St. Elmo's Fire" sequel in the worksGrey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern is helping rescue earthquake victims in VenezuelaEagle cam eaglets newsA New Jersey middle school yearbook was recalled due to a baby photo of HitlerFester's day out in rainFester wants a Saudi prince outfitSwift/Kelce wedding: no leaking info... we'll know! Also, stuff is being delivered to MSG, including a 40" mirror ballWoman cleared out a hotel with a can of bear sprayLuigi Mangione late for court because he got stuck in an elevatorDetroit cut player arrested in Tampa, and he was released on bond with no ankle monitor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A Legoland ride got stuckA plane hit the tallest building in Beijing, and China wiped it from their newsMorons in the newsCrazy lottery ticket purchase storyWhat percentage of videos on Tiktok are A.I. slop?What routine habits cause breasts to sagFester's thoughtfulnessMJ's Instagram: Costco customers leaving stuff to go bad in other parts of the storeMichelle doesn't like MJ showering without a washcloth, but MJ has Dr's to back him upQuestion: Can you get sick if you have no contact with other people?Grand Theft Auto: Pre-orders have begun, but prices are angering some fansI-4 road rageFester's homemade Butterfinger storyAirline passengers are being warned about wearing shorts on flightsWNBA point memeNew magic mushroom warning - people are seeing dwarfsA toilet that comes to youBeef lawsuitGuy with world's smallest junkWoman charged with DUI after inhaling duster propellantTaylor Swift's wedding... Guests still don't know where wedding will take place See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Mom charged after daughter dies from drinking herself to deathMorons in the newsArmpit injectionsMichelle's Howard Frankland Bridge observationWoman smuggled wine bottle...MJ's pool is fixed... getting filled... How much water will it take, and what will MJ's water bill be?Woman refuses to pay for her manicureMJ and Michelle's anniversaryListener Donnie got married this morning at Ballast Point PierJersey Mike's sandwich contained dentures?Taco Bell's wait was so long she pulled out a gunLionel Richie's health issue at a concertSavannah Guthrie made another pleaHow to kill the value of your homeSingle mother wants the next guy in her life to 'kiss the ground she walks on'1 millionth passenger aboard Margaritaville at SeaKanye merchandise for Tampa concertDetroit Lions player held without bond in TampaHaircut dealMichelle & Kids went to see SupergirlPunch, the monkey, being bothered with laser pointersRobert Davi on the phone... it's his birthday todayFake cop pulled over real undercover Hillsborough County deputyFollow-up on restaurant charging feeU.S. Mint making special U.S. 250 quarters, but they are limited and will be mixed in See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

World Series Of Poker player forced to remove his 'prop'Morons in the newsMJ has something he's thinking of returning to CostcoReturn of McDonald's fried apple pieJune 25th is the anniversary of two sad losses, one overshadowed the otherWhale delayed from Small Batch Creamery10 worst first namesNextdoor Tampa story about $10 fee at Ro'sThe Bachelorette is going to air after allWhat did MJ cook for lunchGuy tripped in a Waffle House parking lot, distracted by an ad... suingBode Miller arrestedSwift/Kelce wedding updateBrazilian psychic's prediction of a mass alien abduction... didn't happen (We're shocked!)Michelle is going to the movies with the kidsDetroit Lions player arrested in TampaA new, cheap no-frill's electric pickupHow much does Tampa spend on OnlyFans?Spirit Halloween returns with lots of job openinsPalm Beach Gardens grand theft of lottery ticketsDaryl Hall is recovering from a kidney transplantMetallica band member says today's pop music is crap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:9 breakfast foods to avoidMorons in the newsDetoxing in hours87-year-old lottery winner takes monthly payoutMJ and family tried the new Wendy's treat promoting the new "Minions" movieBailey's "Love Island" storyWoman tried to return expired products at BP store that won't accept returnsSheriff Grady Judd on woman who hid fentanyl in her VirginiaStolen copper cable in SarasotaA minivan in Jacksonville with a pole through the back tail gate through side door, and then someToday is alien abduction day at the World Cup game in Miami, according to a Brazilian psychicAmazon driver rips up lawn while delivering packageIs it ok for a company to sell off artifacts from the Titanic?Listener e-mailThe way you care for your car reflects on yourselfBailey met a guy in a bar... he had a record (not a musical record)Burger King president says they need to do this item betterWoman charged in attack with a pickleball paddleStarbucks rolled out a new rewards cardCarnival Cruise brawl in MiamiIs it ok that this person took their dog out of a carrier on a flight?Tesla drove through a house in Texas, sadly killing a woman inside See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A.I. spooky story... months away from A.I. taking down governments?London millionaire accused of being the 'Putney pusher'?Morons in the newsCan you pump gas while station tanks are being refilled?Anaheim's Disneyland ride facing a deadlineStanding on salt before bed?Be careful what you leave in the back seat for the kids to play with "Animal Kingdom" seriesThis is not how to use a massage gunFilm industry sees best year since covidRenewal of vows?Dear Flabby... with a twist!MJ's umbrella policy doubledCelebrities that tip well, or that tip poorlyData center considered for Pinellas ParkNoise from a data center in MichiganDid an Arby's worker pass along herpes from spitting on a sandwich?Update: Instagram video: Broken window at The FloridianMadonna's new albumSwiftie karma revenge over a Metallica musician's t-shirtNancy Guthrie story... TMZ refutes latest Jimmy Kimmel is taking a 2-month-long sabbatical, here are the guest hostsQuick Fester story2 Walmart stories... one good, one not-so-good See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:A.I. creepy storyMoron s in the newsTopless at the ballpark/stadium... Tarps off!Early alarm at MJ's houseMJ Instagram -Vandalism at the sandwich shopMJ finally used Facebook MarketplaceComplaint about FesterSwitching out motor oil for pancake syrupSummer has officially arrivedFaizon Love is out of jailWireless triangle bras, Gen Z's are bringing back push-up brasFan favorite M&M's are going away... also, a superfoodAirline Pilot calls for law enforcement and EMS over passenger"Toy Story 5" box office resultsA listener recieved a scam phone, laughed at the callerMan taking his daughters to ladies' restroom confrontedOverqualified.... Trying to get a servers job with a bachelor's degree85-year-old caught street racingCelebrity stores: Britney Spears/Rod Stewart2 movies MJ watched over the weekendIs Taylor Swift's wedding at MSG in jeopardy? Concert goer fell to his death during concertBlake Lively is telling stories?World Cup watching tourists are amazed at what they are seeing in the USA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Julian is in as manual laborNow a police chief, but was fired from another agencyMorons in the newsMJ drinking moreBlue Gatorade hot dogsEstee Lauder "lethal injection"What did Michelle want from Trader Joe's?Cities most and least enthusiastic about ice creamBikini dental procedureTim TamsBilly Bush's comments on Al Roker - He's meanFig growing on MJ's house he wants to get rid ofSauerkraut and kimchi diet in Trump's cabinetMJ's work hoursTiktok stories - don't believe the videos on TiktokBetter Call Saul is back?Bath towel debate: How often should you wash your towelsHow much is in Starbucks' drinks?Don't tamper with foodLily from Arizona's review of "Poolboy"Meth PantsAldi is giving away blind boxesWaymo recalling robo taxis See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Brazilian psychic... MJ sets a calandar noticeKnicks parade in NYCMorons in the newsShe claimed to be the 'Fire Goddess'Hoe on the roofIron Maiden lead singer calls out singers who've lost their voicesMattress Moron on Howard Frankland BridgeBox delivered to studio... Not quite what MJ had wantedFester's new gameMcDonald's is bringing back a beloved item, temporarilyDating Tampa on Reddit.. A doctor is looking to find a place to find someone... We took calls.8 passive aggressive phrases with your partnerWhat's a 'toast sandwich'?Teen on shrooms drives through a garage doorA man lost a prosthetic leg while in the gulfMike Myers confirms a new Austin Powers movie is comingDuffer Brothers next project gets dropped from NetflixBlake Lively tells the judge she's too busy this summer Actor Faizon Love arrested in Tampa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Psychic predicts mass alien abductions at the World CupMorons in the newsAre you suspicious of your phone updates?Trying to sell fake drugs to copsA guy stole a police K9 truck... with dog and firearmsBailey story 1: The drunk-texting roommateBailey story 2: Uber guy storyReport of shark bite off Davis IslandsMJ received (another) State Farm solicitation letterA classic video game sold for a record $3 millionIce cream shop owners confront guy who left 1 star reviewMark Zuckerberg orders employees to have funChick-fil-A bumped from top spot: 15 top quick-service restaurantsDiddy's release date changed againTaylor Swift wedding stage being built James Franco... is he crazy or is he promoting something with his new Tiktok pageJelly Roll divorceCorey Feldman got seriously ill on a flight... We spoke to Goonies castmate Robert DaviTop pickleball tournament comes to St. PeteRestaurant puts a sign on the door about tippingState enacts new laws restricting nitrous oxide/whippetsForget the rich husband... woman says this is who you should marry See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Morons in the newsMichelle wants to get one of these for the drivewayBucket truck for MJConsumer reports find carcinogens in hair dyes and chalksRappin' Matt Damon"Grief math"Fake law enforcement scam call... from a listenerDear Flabby: Be careful if you drop your phone while drivingDid the NYC mayor just confirm Swift's wedding in New York?Courtside seats celebrities sat in were auctioned off for how much?MJ's Movie Night with listeners...Who's the next singer to trademark their voice?Pickle flavored stuffMJ's pizza tourAirline attendants... don't touch!National Fudge DayMobility scooter pulls into course of bicycle raceEfforts to cancel Kanye West concertBonnie Tyler has awoken from her comaMen's room issueTwin stabbing See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:It's a MondayMorons in the newsMom takes son to nail salon... his nails painted, too10 dirtiest cities in AmericaThese twins are now 40-year-oldMichelle's latest 'ticks'MJ sees dog being walked on HOT pavementSpeed control in the new Howard Frankland express lanesGrossest thing Michelle sawMJ's buttermilk biscuitsMJ's pizza tour12 ways to become a difficult womanNew Wendy's itemCops are looking for two teens who rode eBikes through WalmartMJ's latest encounter with eBike ridersFrontier passenger problem on a planeAn airplane engine ingests a bag at an airportNeighbor's on HBO looking for stores"Disclosure Day"Fester's SpaceX buyBirth rate is declining in the U.S.Amazon cat thief story twistSkydiver plane crash Guy pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cansBungee jump went horribly wrong63 arrested in NY after Knicks win NBA championship See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester and the SpaceX IPOMorons in the newsMichelle said this to MJ....Tiny house crazeSensory deprevation customer had diarrhea"Disclosure Day" reviewDear Flabby - Dating dilemmaHernando County deputy dealt with woman who spat in his face... twice, he slapped onceWoman refuses to pay for her son's uneaten noodles in a restaurantRumors of Nancy Guthrie's unmarked grave in MexicoThe TNT Taco Truck explodedBio-hacker says to eat carbsHow many gators have been removed at DisneyWhat's a 'Russian manicure'?3 Cruise StoriesBody-image 'Maxing'Guy pretends to be a lawyer during a traffic stopState tries to get enhanced charges for driver with 8 DUI's See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Bill Gates blames Jeffrey Epstein on Capitol HillMorons in the newsHigh school lacross team forfeit game because of fake cigars New Port Richey convenience store employee caught stealing lottery scratch-off ticketsBailey's crash storyMJ got a 'scroll break' message from InstagramCousin Vinny's sandwich shopRaising Canes' CEO won't eat this side dishSean Penn won't take selfies with fans... calls them 'soul sucking'Co-worker gets the promotion, gets choked Dirty SodaValentino's $1,000 pumps... some say their feet look like pig's feetNBA Final Game 4... Celebrity sightingsJamie from DitekSwift wedding... is the location just a rumor? Home Depot theft scam nets 3, law enforcement looking for a 4thA job where wearing deodorant is strictly prohibitedL.A. homeowner found something in an old freezerTrader Joe's latest candle is drawing lots of interestAttack after basketball game got Charles Barkley's ireBest cities for staycations See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Expired medicationsMorons in the newsLive-Action Scooby-Doo dog Dead mom kept in hide-a-bedArrested over fake school emergencyEarthquake follow-upArrested for stealing Disney pinsMJ's ebike encounter... we took callsEar crease may be linked to diseaseTampa Police Chief announced his retirement to take university jobArrested at Walmart for not returning blue vestChloe's apartment... stolen packages Intern Bailey's accidentMJ's green lights need to be replacedWhich states have the most packages stolenMugshot... what's wrong hereHard seltzer linked to medical disorder"Disclosure Day" reviewsJeep recallHot air balloon crashWorld cities with the best foodIPO hitting on FridayFlight attendants don't what you to do thisAir Canada pilot didn't have proper certificationsKelce/Swift wedding See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Using ChatGPT to create MJ Morning Show rejoinersMorons in the newsLawsuit - suing airboat company over being bitten in face by an alligatorMcDonald's hot oil attack Fireworks from truck on I-75Road rage with a ukuleleFester's mattressEarthquake felt in Florida...We took calls Dear Flabby... Met a girl, lots in common, but she has a hemorrhoid problemCelebrities at the NBA playoff gamesTaylor Swift seat being auctioned offWhat's the plan for when aliens try to contact us?Madonna videoIdris Elba on James BondHuman skull found at a thrift store in Brooksville"Backwards Beach Day"Tiktok cringeDM from listener about experience at Westshore Plaza parking garageDoes Guy Fieri eat the food he's seen with on his shows?Does a psychiatrist go to far by asking patient to disrobe?Gas scam to steal fuelMJ's brother's flight delayed Senior skip day... What's the parents' liability for the party?L.A. Golf Brothers See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fined for entering monkey enclosure70-year-old tried to drown a 21-year-oldMorons in the newsMorgan Wallen... does he have a screw loose?Google employees say their AI sucksAndrei Vasilevskiy won the Vezina TrophyElderly woman was scammed by someone she THOUGHT was Liam NeesonThe Swift/Kelce wedding will be held at MSGFester and Michelle want to set up a fake wedding registry for Swift/KelceSocial securityHulk Hogan's official cause of deathPaid to crash weddingsOutback being sued for slip and fall on mashed potatoes2 vomit storiesChloe picked up MJ and Julian at the airportGuy rammed donut shop in Calfornia because it wasn't open yetStolen Stanley Cup to hold breast milk... deal struck with theifNew pedeistrian/bicycle path open along Howard Frankland BridgeGuy shot self in groin at WalmartSpaghettiOs - family claims something was moving....Crash victim was told $50 or I'll shoot youKanye concert... calls for cancellationRecall stories: baby wipes, children's tentsBrad Paisley takes stand against data center"Toy Story 5" Taylor Swift songTiger Woods is ready to return from rehabJon Cryer's comments about Andrew McCarthy on set of 'Pretty In Pink' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show (MJ will be back on Monday, June 8!)Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do Facebook Marketplace WarningHotel On Moon, Another Show BingedMorons in the newsMJ Fraud Again White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make SenseWhat Is A Foodie Call Doordash Bathroom Nasty Rotten Kids In The Neighborhood Is The Customer Always Right Your Job May Affect Your Sleep See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Most Commonly Stolen Items From HotelsDo Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food?Morons in the newsWhat's The Latest Social Trend Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Tampa Bay Gone Crazy What Do You Know About Redheads Pastor Uber Eats Experience With Calls 2 School Stories - Waymo To School Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart Pretend Youre My Husband Driving Company Vehicles RecklesslyPineapple in eggs See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:FedEx StoryPeople keep getting hit by trainsMorons in the newsMJ & Michelle - Meghan & Harry - Hair in saladIs this the Uber passenger from hell? We took calls.Which Generation is dumber than the previous one?Why was MJ's license suspended?Hot dogs banned in North Korea, and bikini hot dog girlsStuff Goodwill won't takeWomen looking for younger menReceipt found - Walmart theftWoman busted drugging men in barsClassic Crotchety - Beeper In The Butt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big MJ Romance Scammer Story Morons in the News Listeners: How Much Will You Inherit? MJ's Jury Duty Scam CallDear Flabby - Pedo Wedding What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls Pizza Place Thought Fester Was Doordash Classic Crotchety - 1-800-How's My DrivingSaving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase Michelle's Crazy Uber Story 70% Of People Watch TV With This On Classic Crotchety - Salad Shooter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:PRP Boob JobWoman Bitten By SpiderMorons in the newsScary Loan Co-signer StoriesClassic Crotchety - Pop Tart FireCelebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners People Don't Drink Water In Restaurants What Do Employees Steal From Work Science - UFO Story, NASA Sends Names, GravityClassic Crotchety - The Vacuum Of DoomWhat Grosses MJ Out - Licking Fingers2 Dog StoriesItems That Make Costco Fee Worthwhile Classic Crotchety - Rental Car SquirrelHi-Speed Chase - GA Elderly Woman Crash - Brightline Pulverizes RobotGuy Placed Tracker On Woman's Car Hotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's rental car plansLuray Caverns in VirginiaMorons in the newsMJ took express lanes on Howard Frankland BridgeA guy sprayed bleach on suits in a storeTweeds SuitsA guy broke into a house and...What's the #1 stolen car in FloridaWould you pay to use Instagram?The new switches for the studio are deliveredA guy was banned from all Six Flags locations for this stuntDear Flabby: Letter from a hard worker who was berated by his wifeMJ's son has been getting calls about a building project (Wrong number)Blue Origins rocket explosionFester's shuttle explosion mistake storyFollow-up: Nastiest celebrities... Listener e-mailed MJ about BeyonceSteven Spielberg's "Disclosure Day"... Is he saying this could be real?New dating term: WildfloweringA pilot's joke announcementPeople invited to Taylor Swift's weddingA term, new to MJ, is a derogatory one... used on a reality showSavannah Guthrie's mom... still missingThe guy calling MJ's son... we got hold of himBetter Call Behnken's Shannon Behnken was mentioned in a new Stephen King storyMy Pillow.... entire company hacked and held hostageBrad Pitt sued by a manufacturer of a high-end cream used on this "appendage" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Zuckerberg under fire for his super yacht sailing into Seattle after massive layoffsMorons in the newsA.I. dog collar that translates barksFerrari's new electric car Polymarket - Google employee arrested Spotify CEO says to stop calling A.I. music 'A.I. slop'Fester's story with the Secret ServiceWho are the nastiest celebrities? We took calls (about both good and bad...)Fester's recent phrase, "I'm not mad about this"Helicopter toursRenting designer bagsRecalls: Seasoning from Walmart and GasXCostco lawsuit over 'preservative'Sample people at Costco upset about requests for customized samplesSouthwest Air is backtracking on seat policy for larger passengersChargest dismissed over phone being held by driver who had no handFester opens a mystery boxNational Hamburger DayJPMorgan fired employee over $640 expense, later had to shell out big $$$Cracker Barrel is giving away free gasWoman charged for battery at WalmartWoman arrested for drugs she claimed was a feminine productMatthew Perry's assistant sentenced See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Michelle & Bailey vote on whether to use this letter for Ask FlabbyKrispy Kreme $1.6 million settlementMorons in the newsESPN college softball play-by-play hot-mic momentWhat movie did Fester suggest for MJ and his uppity friends?Movie - "Obession"Bailey bought tickets...MJ asks listeners to stop sending 'Dude Humor' storiesDear Flabby - Is the listener the a-hole?What's the sleep sweet-spot (duration)Listener e-mails... 1. Tie-dye shirt to wear to school and, 2. Michelle is a liar2 drunk women on bodycam... did one of them hit a taxi driver?Anthony from Station House BBQ... how expensive has beef become? Some Texas restaurants have shut downWife getting beauty procedure in Mexico disappears Hyundai recallU-Haul flatbed dragging a huge tree branch damages multiple carsCarnival sued by man claiming burns on his feetPhones work... callers test the linesWoman traveled two states for a date, and her date abandoned her at dinnerDUI arrests in Hillsborough County over Memorial Day WeekendI-275/Howard Frankland Bridge opens northbound express lanesDiner recommendation from Fester to MichelleWoman arrested, police found a bottle of wine hidden inside...RFK Jr. caught two black racers at Dr. Oz's homeTiger Woods is back in rehab See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Chess BoxingEustis PD... sad story with a strange twist... son took own life-police later returned the gun to the motherMorons in the newsDecorating doors on a cruise shipPin ChasersTexts that are spam to Fester and to MJStreaming Netflix? MJ may cancelRob Base RIPKanye scheduled to play Ray JayTennis player at French Open needed to take a bathroom break during matchTaylor Swift wedidng updateWhat's the average cost of a date, based on your age group? (Millenials, Gen X, Gen Y, Baby Boomers...)MJ's Instagram videosThrift City USA has a suitFHP arrested a woman for DUI, resisting, peeing in public...Guy crashed while high on shrooms, robbed a 7-Eleven 4 timesVolusia County incident involved wasp sprayWoman renting AirBNB's and filming herself relieving herself on furniture in more troubleWill Levis sex tape.... apologized to his momBrad Pitt... dated teens in the 1980's... why is this story back now?ZooTampa complaint... do we believe it?Guy climbs to second story of apartment to put out fireShorty Shane tells of his latest issue with stupid peopleGuy smashed car he thought belonged to his ex... sentencedGFA6 not released today, though an old memo said it would beDog fired a shotgun and hit a nearby driverRays have best record in the ALWander Franco... avoids jailComedian had 600lb refrigerator fall on herKathy Griffin had colonoscopy complication See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:"The Sheep Detectives"Morons in the newsVote-should MJ do cringeworthy storyNutjob broke into a morgue, had his way with at least 4 corpsesGood morning FesterHow much should an officiant cost for a weddingEtiquette rules people break at weddingsIs there really a service that provides attractive women to cry at your funeral?Another bad teacher... swung kid around in classBritney Spears bodycam: Offered lasagna and pool to officer911 call about Britney's drivingBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds... work stopped on their home because of how much they oweBrad Pitt & Quentin Tarantino issue on setTop beaches in the USWomen who regret the men in their livesCBS radio news shuts down after todayMichelle says MJ needs to wear a camelback0 alcohol vodkaDunkin 48 oz ice coffeeWoman disturbs flight wearing an LED mask"First Watch your back"Fester birthday celebrationRecall on exploding ovensGrillsmithSmall Batch CreameryFloating tiki bar terminated by the USCGDenis Phillips new Rule #7 beer release See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:More from former Harvard professorMorons in the newsD-List celebritiesBig-star residual storyAAA says travel will be heavy this Memorial Day weekendGas pump 'screw' scam... fake newsTeacher who hanged black doll in classroom has been firedWhat did you do at work that got you fired? We took calls.Intern Bailey got in a collissionBeware of being scammedBitcoin ATM's company out-of-businessU-Haul added a new truckWhat is the number of minutes of exercies recommended? Wait! It just went way up!Teacher fired for encouraging classroom fight clubBest place to live 2026-2027FritoLay is hiking prices on small bags of chipsBanko's cake for Fester's birthdayBe aware of that cake-slicing fee at a restaurantMental exercises for panic attacksWhat's worse than fentanyl?Worst wedding proposal everAmy Schumer's botched colonoscopy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Joey Chestnut pleaded guilty to bar fightMorons in the news"Terriers" theme song, "Gunfight Epiphany"Son calls 911 about drunk-driving momEverglades Python HuntSchool storys: Water Wars; teacher hangs black baby doll; board member who called girl 'hot' has been arrestedDear FlabbyGuy posts videos driving around with stuff on his roof for people's reactionsUber Eats delivery driver stomps on food DoorDash driver picks up spilled smoothie, caught on videoProducts people aren't willing to buy because of price... We took callsCaptain Dylan Hubbard on fishing licenses for non-residentsHow much will hotel cleaners in New York make?Listener e-mail: Journey concertStaged accident fraud storyDefendant in Miami did something bad in the courtroom... it was a 2Urn from AmazonHow many posts on X are too many? There's a limit per day?Cake for husband who had cheatedTrader Joe gummiesPin trading at Disneyland in Anaheim being cracked downTSA storiesBilly Joel firing back against a biopicVisit from listener Phil See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:We survived the May 18th asteroidPizza Hut... old school styleApplebee's all you can eat appsMorons in the newsDent in Chloe's vehicleHow many UHauls are bieng stolen?American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of NebraskaHow much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday?Tribute bandsGas pricesSwatch mayhemReddit 'missed connections' at a Rays gameWoman hit by a foul ball while making videoKC Chiefs heiress has 14 hot bridesmadesMcDonald's french-fry-licking employee twist on the storyMJ is distraught-the band Aqua is splitting upMilitary jet crash at air show in UtahRoad rage storyNaked guy rips floodlight and camera off neighbor's houseDoes asteroid spotting need improvement?TSA allows rotisserie chicken in carry-onKelce storyGuy jumped into primate enclosure in a zooBabysitter Julie disappearedApple 'high-alert' scamA Karen wants a refund at a drive-thru while the Burger King is on fire"Bullship"Aura ring for dogsLobby paintng update... why was it done so badly?Small plane from Bahamas to Florida rescued off the coast... now, one passenger has been arrestedA guy being treated for stab wounds had glass pipe, lighter, cocaine up the exit routeWhy were Meta employees told to work from home See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Pretty girl round headHere, instead of a raiseMorons in the newsSomething coming today to Best Buy?MJ shoulda bought this years ago...Journey concert Friday nightNew Target shopping carts are upsetting customersBern's SteakhouseDoping the dogs with CBDEmployee who put fries into her mouth and then back into the packageParking lot snow dispute?Senior photo shoot with alligatorsMaine high school students served dirt at a charity dinnerWestshore Plaza evacuation International Plaza Swatch release mayhemHomewrecker lawuitsNew follower sent DM to MJGuy arrested, blew fentanyl back at officer, claimed it was sugarWhich state is #1 for senior scams?Pizza Hut bringing back classic lookBeasley office lobby paint jobFast food burger list, worst to bestSushi Sumo Battle with FesterGuy starts fire at Walmart as diversion to his jewelry heistBritney Spears See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester's coffee and sound effectsMorons in the newsDriving and texting lawsSkin cream with bacteriaLatest Britney Spears crazy storyJason Biggs splitting up with wifeNational Wear Your Life Jacket To Work DayDear FlabbyTaylor Swift wedding invitations not being mailedTiger Woods back homeRays updateChief Bercaw - National Police Officers Memorial DayNearly 1 in 8 kids have a parent who's been criminally chargedAsteroid set to pass close to Earth on Monday nightA judge was super-drunkDWI defendant drunk in courtBucs' 2026 scheduleDeltona kid arrested for door kick-in challengeScientology runWaymo can't identify high waterAmazon delivery driver avoids jail for stealing catPete DavidsonAndalucia in Apollo Beach wants to chop down trees See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Farther vs furtherA data center twice the size of Manhattan?Morons in the newsSmall Batch Creamery jinglesTeacher storiesMrBeastSmoothie King collaborationButtermilk Biscuit DayNext level glowWomen beg men not to wear theseFester's first trip to Bern's is this weekendBurger King Bobby on phoneCruise line cancels reservations made with glitchCrazy moving storiesWoman cancelled a date 15 minutes before... for good reasonJimbo's BBQTampa Bay Rays' locationTD Bank uses strange songMJ's gas promotion"The Boys"... Love it or hate it? We took calls.SharkapaloozaTiger Woods might be back alreadyGas pricesCBS Evening News cameraman had a medical episodeMatthew Perry fallout... sentencing See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Sumo FesterDon't pull over and stop to watch Florida wildfiresMorons in the newsBucket of dumb-dumb juice10 things restaurant employees know that customers may notPapa John's offering deal for Spirit pointsStolen Red Bull truck Jingles for Small Batch Creamery Photo - NYC Chapter of Fat ClubPhD wrote e-mail to MJ about Fester's weightTPD Chief Bercaw on the Teen TakeoversWesley Chapel reddit... pot smokeVideo - Fried rice hibachi in back of a carStop sending fake stories to MJGrillsmith dinner video has been posted to MJ IGRestauranteur post video about food influencersCan we manage to pull off another gas giveaway?Chloe wants a Fudgie the WhaleWarning - don't do peace signs in photos or someone MIGHT be able to steal fingerprintsGuy killed in Frontier engine in Denver identifiedMJ was invited to a Sony previewUCF commencement speech booedSpencer Pratt is running for L.A. mayorBeer-battered onion rings sent woman into anaphylactic shock, now suing restaurantVideo of McDonald's worker allegedly putting fries in mouth, then back in packageInflation numbers are upBrady Bunch residualsEminem's ex DUI See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Fester has arrived (late)Motorcycle stuck on light pole after crash in CanadaMorons in the newsPeople want to become influencersWorld Cup ticket pricesRelaunch of "Baywatch" coming... midseason (MJ isn't happy)Milwaukee Bucks owner blackmailedBot purge Filthy 'Fridge FindsMJ's insane dog storyWhataburger linesDear FlabbyCursing caller Chris... okay, lay off him nowMJ wants Fester to challenge the Sumo wrestlers with Zuko SushiExpert attorney says to discuss prenup by the 3rd dateSmall Batch Creamery chatter... Fester the Whale cakeLutz super speeder (135 in a 50 zone) was in a good moodJulian's idea for the Fester the Whale cakeUber CEO's rider scoreMJ wants this SFX for his Ticketmaster appChudd the Builder arrested2 Ozempic storiesFrontier Airlines... just can't get a breakAlfred from Small Batch CreameryTourist in Hawai'i threw rock at endangered sealNorfolk sailor bought energy drink and found rat insideBrightline is losing money See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Knee surgery, blue stuff on Fester's tongueUFO data releaseMorons in the newsFester the Whale ice cream cakeNo-proof-required class-action lawsuitsApple Care textsHow many foundations do you need?"Bucket of dumb dumb juice"Gas tanks getting drilledSchool bus rear-ended by a pick-upFire at Tampa storage facilityDeath penalty on table in killing of two USF grad studentsTeen takeover in Tampa arrestsMJ's weekend... Instagram video from back of UHaul... Moving JulianFrontier - Denver Airport - Plane hits a pedestrianPhones - At what point did you realize the person you were dealing with was stupid?Worst thing that cna happen at a track meet?Who is worse for the planet? Men or women?Largest prize ever won on "The Price is Right"Dana White of UFC says this guy is the biggest DB, rudest celebAffleck and Damon sued by Miami police officersAmerican Hantavirus patients taken to NebraskaTop baby names for 2025Blake Lively's Hollywood comebackBritney back from rehabBad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show complaints to the FCCRed Hot Chili Peppers sold libraryDua Lipa sued Samsung over image used without permissionA guy was shot trying to break up a fight in a Durham diner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Mothers Day Memories-1-4 Westbound is closed-MJ has a confession-MJ doesn't know how to play Poker-Morons In The News-Is Hacky Sack Making A  Comeback-Julio Foolio Case Update-Fester's Reminisces On His Honeymoon in 2001-MJ Calls A Traumatized Hadley-MJ Filthies Fridge-Jamie Presley Update-MJ Calls Michelle-Proposing In Public-Listener Brings Fester Star Wars Toys-Does Fester Sit Too Much?-Publix Policy Reversal-Grill Smith In Studio-Valerie Bertinelli Swears On TV-Kyle From Texas Calls In See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Andrew is out-Michelle has to leave the show early-Morons in the news-Mascot Fights-Meaty Fudge Dragon video-MJ is still #1-Adult pretends to be high schooler-Circle K is saving 40 cents per gallon-Veterans Ford call-DUI: Droning Under The Influence!-MJ's Dogs Got Into A Fight-MJ Has A Question For Women-Michelle's Crazy Story-Firehouse subs -Philadelphia Crossing Guard-Flowers in studio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Affliction/Ed HardyWhat's 'Screwber'?Morons in the newsMJ's 'Fridge FindsAMC Theatres to feature live concertsArrested in Pinellas County for skipscanning monitor with a bananaA text to MJ from Denis Phillips"Michael" family of names at Firehouse SubsNew term in MJ's lexicon... "Blue dot fever'Dear FlabbyYou can stop sending Spirit Air memes to MJDoor-to-door solicitor at 9pmMJ's IG video... jacked up truckWorst first dates that made you want to leaveUnited 767 that hit light pole, truckTPA DUI stop...beer in Happy MealIs Billie Eilish excited to age?Trader Joe's recall on chicken fried riceWoman arrested in southwest Florida for kicking 13-year-old at youth football gameDenis Phillips on phoneBaldoni/Lively settlement... who came out ahead? Not one of them!Shannon Elizabeth has done much better on Onlyfans than actingMatthew Perry's personal items headed to auctionKim Kardashian taking a break from taking the bar examStephon Diggs aquittal See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show-Andrew is out-MJ talks about his brother Drew-May The 4th Be With You-Steven Tyler Is A Creep-Morons In The News-RIP Spirit Airlines-Britney Spears is not going to jail-Could MJTV Have Captions-Nudist resorts-Woman calls in to debate MJ-Legal View With Michelle Schnitt-Is MJ In Trouble-Met Gala Coverage-Small Batch Creamery Giveaway See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Today's MJ Morning Show,-The Tampa Bay Lightning lose-Fester is out of breathe-MJ Has a new car-Morons In The News-New House Is Being Built In Tampa-Michael Jackson Movie-MJ Compliments Michelle-MJ's Instagram Got A TON OF DM's-MJ Went To Costco-Spirit Airlines-Trying To Call Small Batch Creamery-Maniacs In The News-First Female Trainer Wins Kentucky Derby See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Why does Andrew need more time off?Shot for making a social media videoMorons in the newsFamily kicked off Carnival Cruise... or not?Guest banned from Walt Disney World MJ's Disney+ mysteryLake Thonotosassa property for sale for $115 millionCoach smaked high school student over '6-7'Costco changeWedding fish storyBritney Spears storyPackage delivered to morning show"Friends" cast gets $20 million residuals... How much does Jodie Sweetin get for "Full House"?Road rage videoTowed for marking in front of a neighborInsultsThermos-type container recallRays hopefully can stayOscar winner had to check trophy.... then it was stolenFester got a gift at GrillsmithRays 'Hello Kitty' night, Bolts at Montreal for game 6Hotell eggsGuy busted at Michigan State UniversityGas pricesFirehouse Subs giving free subs if you have the right nameMost hated states10-year old lawsuit settled over stolen underwear See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's MJ Morning Show:Call before you digMorons in the news8 breakfast foods to avoidSani HandsMJ Instagram... El Cap storyGrillsmith dinner is tonightPregnancy AnthemDumpling toys with toxic chemicalsVing Rhames hospitalizedKevin Hart's comment about Timothée Chalamet's bodyEd Sheeran has shinglesPassenger opened plane's door while taxiing Plane storiesCops respond to 911 call about monster under bedRumor about Ving having a card for free food from Arby's, stories about McDonald's cardsFormer Chick-fil-A employee ripped off $80KFecal lady in Altamonte SpringsTaco Bell employee shot at customersDonation to Grey Bull Rescue"Booger Eaters" explainedCreepy Santa... arrested in stingAt what age do you hit peak happiness?What was found in MJ's car?United Airlines flight hit a drone at 3,000 feetWe're in the longest stretch of time without a Bond film See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.