Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jeans that look like you peed yourself; Jon Bon Jovi’s wedding anniversary; Cool Beans Remix; Palm Royale review; Priest uses company credit card for Candy Crush and Pokemon Go; Kevin Spacey documentary; How to wake up happy; Worst cities to drive in; Overhaul of school lunch; Tom Brady’s penmanship blamed for messing up keepsakes; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody imitates the cicadas; Snoop Dogg banned from British Airways; Fun With Golf Audio; A family accidentally sent their cat to California via Amazon; Woody’s interaction at the CVS; Woman gets ill from vending machine coffee because of bugs; Season 2 of MILF Manor premieres; National Hairball Awareness Day; Should you wash your new clothes before wearing them; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The NFL draft is tonight; Christina Applegate announces she had the sapovirus; Top ten things that distract people while driving; Changes to airline refund policies; People are calling 9-1-1 because of cicadas; Zoo misgenders a hippo; Well-endowed man banned from yoga; Avocado sommeliers are coming to Shake Shack; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of Mario Lopez marrying Ali Landry; Ostrich swallows keys and dies; Wilcox’s wait time was listed in seconds; Woody Game Wednesday; Washing cheese; Women are getting injection of salmon sperm to help with their sex life; Nine-year-old wins seagull screeching world championship; And so much more!

What the Helly, Who's This Other Kelly?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Herve Villechaize’s birthday; Scottie Scheffler has made $377,000 per day for the last 43 days; Deadpool and Wolverine trailer; Roast of Tom Brady; Washing your cheese; Surgeon fired for Genitals for the Day; Tips for traveling with your dog; Not learning cursive is making people dumber; New planes will have seats that will not recline; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: A listener Cool Beans banana moment; Woody hosts a charity hocky game; O.J. Simpson’s bank card is up for auction; Hotels using AI in showers; NBC to put heart rate monitors on parents of Olympic gymnasts; Cool Beans Remix; Wacky pet name winners announced; Asking old people life advice; Pilots may lose job for letting a MLB coach inside the cockpit; Hardware from the ISS hit a home in Naples, Florida; Doctors are telling people to not bring snakes to the E/R; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Video of Rick Astley; Anniversary of Mike Tyson marrying his second wife; Fun With Golf Audio; The eclipse effect of music; Paying for organ donations; New music releases: Taylor Swift, Pearl Jam, UB40; The most boring tourist attractions; Snack foods that may be banned; Tim Horton’s accidentally sends out winner e-mails for the second time; You should wash your toothbrush; Detroit hires falcons to scare birds to reduce poop; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tori Spelling, Benihana, and the gynocologist; Conan O’Brien’s new show on Max; Woman tries to get a loan with her dead uncle; HVAC national championship; AT&T data breach; Red Lobster filing bankruptcy; Woman thinks she is dating Aaron Rodgers; Student suspended for bring corn products to school; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: World’s first AI beauty pageant; Adam McKay’s birthday; Solving the New York City rat problem; The Department of Justice is filing a lawsuit against Ticketmaster; Passenger says he was extorted for a tip at the airport; Woody Game Wednesday; Well wishes for Chelsea and boob-throwing; The saga of Chicken Foot Bill; And so much more!

You Don’t Have to Be a Giant Fan, Just Tell Me This Dude Who Played the Batman!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Netflix comedy special from Jimmy Car; Woody’s Gerardo connection; Disney cracking down on their DAS program; A woman is suing Disney because Goofy fell on her while she was tying her shoe; Listeners love Wilcox’s sick voice; Family gets son an octopus for a pet and it has 50 babies; Unexpected pet care; A majority of Americans are not getting enough sleep; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: O. J. Simpson’s book is in the top ten on Amazon; Saturday Night Live; Cool Beans Remix; Woody and his tipping situation; Scottie Scheffler won the Masters; Tax day specials; Chelsea weighs in on the Olympics track outfits; Kidults; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weird Al Yankovic anniversary; Fun With Golf Audio; O. J. Simpson has passed away; Comedian Tom Segura; Ford Bronco recall; Nike being slammed for Olympic uniforms; Jon Bon Jovi and Bubbles; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Comedian Tom Segura discusses touring, learning languages, and 9 Inches.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Pet Day; Anniversary of Jackie Robinson signing his first Major League contract; The best pet names; A company will be paying cash to track and field athletes who medal at the Olympics; McDonald’s is rolling out scented billboards; 30% of men have used their phone at the urinals; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More people watched the women’s college basketball championship than the men’s; New edition of Scrabble doesn’t keep score; People taking their pets to psychics is on the rise; Woody Game Wednesday; Gross things your significant other does that you just accept; Heinz’s ketchup insurance policy; An ostrich laid an egg during the eclipse; And so much more!

You Know I Like the Cut of Your Jibs, Tell Me This Celebrity With a Lot of Sibs!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Eclipse reactions; Astronomers Without Borders want you to donate your eclipse glasses; Wal-mart class action claim; Using other people’s loyalty card number; Physical effects from the eclispse; Del Monte is coming out with personal pineapples; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s health update; Eclipse glasses; Wilcox’s time at LaGuardia airport; Cool Beans Remix; Chelsea’s son discovers Kung Fu Fighting; A man was getting a vasectomy during the earthquake in New York; Cracker Barrel yard sale; Tiger Woods is giving up sex before the Masters; Woman lost sight in her left eye after viewing an eclipse improperly; 31% increase in car accidents during an eclipse; $30 million stolen from a money storage facility; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Hairy husbands are better; Fun With Golf Audio; Company pays for group workout; Injuries from dog walking; KFC rum collaboration; Shan hit in the carwash; Meteorologist passes out on live tv; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Canadian bee accident; Speedos; Doorbell wasp; Chelsea's carpool incident; Mystery illness from a cat scratch; HR issues; Dragonalls lawsuit; and so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Library finger lawsuit; LIghtbulbs; Cool Beans and the violin teacher; Woody Game Wednesday; Airline clothing rental; Rudest drivers; Using Cameo to share bad news; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Kids mullet champion; Prosciutto lawsuit; Microcheating; Movie break-ups; Night manager sucks toes; WalMart Pizza; Canceling school; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nate Bargatze on SNL; Laxative effect; Robbing banks for NFL tickets; Recycled water beer; Drinking survey; Grocery groper; Ruth and Smokey Robinson; Restaurant lines; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Arizona is out of the tournament; Trailer for “Unfrosted”; Fun With Basketball Audio; Senior citizens have 50% more STIs than ten years ago; Recap of why Chelsea is out today; Two New Jersey schools closing for the eclipse; Disneyland ride closed because of human ashes; Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married; People want smaller portions; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Official start of baseball; What to do if your car goes into the water; Woman gets a nail in her throat while eating pork rinds; Why Chelsea has been away from the show; How to determine if you eclipse glasses are real; Easter is becoming Christmas part 2; Shrinkflation; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving; Pizza Hut’s eclipse deal; Baltimore bridge collapse; Woody Game Wednesday-Cool Beans sits in for Chelsea; Chick-Fil-A ends pledge to use non-antibiotic chicken; 7-11 hot dog flavored sparkling water; Costco will not let non-members sit in their food court; And so much more!

Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving Is Today, So Just Tell Me This Famous Mike-Hey, Hey, Hey!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bridge collapse in Maryland; Wearing leggings on a flight could be fatal; Snapple introduces eclipse-themed flavor; Traveling to see the eclipse; The Price Is Right has emergency sweats in case a contestant pees their pants; Pearl Jam album release in theaters; Dave Attell’s new Netflix special; Flight delays due to the eclipse; IRS has unclaimed tax refunds that are about to expire; Trader Joe’s increases the price of bananas; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Vasectomy talk; Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday; Wal-Mart makes renovations to attract the luxury shopper; A Cool Beans anniversary: not eating bananas after dark; Cool Beans Remix; Instagram limiting political content; Woody gives the new Roadhouse movie another try; Happy Gilmore 2 and sequels that are better than the original; Kevin Bacon will attend the Footloose high school’s last prom; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Ghostbusters movie is out today; Fun With Basketball Audio; Americans are forgetting to brush their teeth; Woody’s dental issues; Roadhouse review; You should not try to go to the bathroom before leaving the house; Office goggles; And so much more!

Coach Philip Poole talks about the new soccer league and Carolina's new team.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Parking update; Emmet Walsh has passed away; Twelve-year-old is served an alcoholic beverage at an Outback; A woman loses her hand in a hair dryer incident; Ohio is replacing driving instructors with an app; Driver's ed stories; Filling out tournament brackets; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Somebody parked in Wilcox’s parking spot; Flava Flav is going back to high school; Update on Woody’s child running out of gas; Fubo TV does not have TBS, TNT, or Tru TV; Woody Game Wednesday; Cicadas are coming and they will pee on you; Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi; TV news: Kristin Wiig’s new tv show and Travis Kelce may host the reboot of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader; And so much more!

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go-There’s a Lot of Celebrities That Are Atheist, Don’t You Know!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Richard Simmons is NOT dying; John Mellancamp cuts his concert short; Intimacy ban at the Olympics lifted; Home Depot is putting out Halloween decorations; Woody’s child is worried about running out of gas; The Poohniverse is a thing; Free cones from Dairy Queen; Orange dot Iphone scare; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: PETA’s email to the show; Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her in sex scenes; Government steps in to rectify the broken ice cream machines at McDonalds; Woody and Chelsea review Ricky Stanicky; Cool Beans Remix; Cool Beans and her Golden Girls show; Target limits the number of items that can be purchased via self-checkout; Amazon tells workers to think happy thoughts to reduce stress; Only 34% of people prefer to see a movie in a theater; Leprosy making a comeback in the U.S. because people are touching armadillos; Long Beach State makes NCAA tournament after coach was fired; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s delivery drama; Anniversary of the debut of Mr. Belvedere and Three’s Company; Fun With Golf Audio; PETA wants to replace Easter eggs with potatoes; Baby Got Back/My Humps done in the style of the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel; Fifty people injured on flight after pilot is pushed into the plane controls; Reporter sends her own DNA to a pet DNA company; And so much more!

Things that sound funny when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Fortune Feimster discusses her tour, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and butt massages!

Today on the Pi Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bits from the past; Pi Day deals; Substitute bus driver makes kids get off at the wrong location; QVC apologizes for offensive email; Adults ordering off the kids menu; Woody gets the senior discount at the grocery store; Playing with dogs is beneficial for pet parents; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Aaron Rodgers may be the next vice president; Why Woody sucks; The anniversary of the discover of Uranus; Partners sleeping in separate beds; Young people cannot recognize fruits and vegetables; Woman steals $28,000 worth of gas; Woody Game Wednesday; Sausage recall; Coors Light advent calendar for March Madness; McDonald’s new uniforms; Craziness for Trader Joe’s mini tote bags; And so much more!

When You’re Wearing Earmuffs, You Can’t Frown; Tell Me This Celebrity That Had a Public Meltdown!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The history of Deez Nuts; Eric Carmen has passed away; Chuck E. Cheese’s rolls out a subscription service; Virgin Cruise’s summer season pass; Wilcox is suffering the effects of the reaper chicken sandwich; Twelve-year-old boy spends the night in a Target; People are no longer chewing gum; Benefits of walking barefoot; Lie detectors in restaurants; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody Game Wednesday: a retrospective; Oscar’s recap: John Cena’s nude skit on the Oscar’s and Al Pacino announces the Best Picture winner; Cool Beans Remix; Companies make men use menstrual cramp simulator; Madonna yells at concert-goer for not dancing then realizes they are in a wheelchair; A man legally changed his name to Deez Nuts; Other things to do when you set your clocks back; Man catches parasites from eating undercooked bacon; Wilcox watches the tv show Girls with his family; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: International Women’s Day; New documentary called Sperm World; Fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will air on Netflix; Kung Fun Panda 4 and Jack Black’s cover of Baby One More Time; Eating carbs makes you less attractive; Women do more unpaid housework than men; To get rich, all you have to do is go to Applebee’s; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nude hobbyist group; Reason for a day off-the anniversary of Charlie Sheen getting fired from Two and a Half Men; Pool covers stops car from sinking in pool; Kansas City Chief fans get frostbite at football game; Spaceman movie starring Adam Sandler; Ricky Stanicky on Amazon Prime; Casey Anthony pitches reality show; Steve Martin documentary on Apple TV+; Toddler’s haircut makes her look like a Golden Girl; Oscar Mayer will offer a vegan hot dog; TSA is offering self-screening; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tapping on the microphone; Tom Arnold’s birthday; Norway has a nasal spray problem; Woody Game Wednesday; Man sues the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas; Bowling in the Buff event; And so much more!

Ain’t No Big Deal-Just Tell Me This Famous Phillip or Phil!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Harrison Ford anniversary; Planning for the time change; Things that boost your libido; Plane grounded because pilots can't turn off the no smoking sign; Another vehicle recall; Surgery mishaps; And so much more!

Woody is doing the podcast so things are probably going to be screwed up...don't blame Cool Beans! She's feeling under the weather and Woody is.......well he's Woody, so you know. Great reason to take today off as Catherine O'Hara is celebrating a birthday Did you know that in most states you have to have a doctor's note for your kid to put on sunscreen at school? That might be changing Speaking of things in school, a school district in Oklahoma is under fire for a fund raising event that had some of the kids doing very strange things Why are more and more companies using personality tests for EVERY job that they offer? If you rob an armored truck driver, is it mandatory to steal his pants as well? They have decided with the 10th anniversary of that MH370 flight disappearing that they are going to keep looking for it. There's been a recall of a Trader Joe's food product and the reason is oddly specific

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Remake of Naked Gun starring Liam Neeson; Alan Thicke’s birthday; South Korean company will give you a bonus for having a child; World wide obesity study and how the US ranks; Tom Brady runs faster now than when he was younger; Traveling for a specific foods; Oprah Winfrey steps down from Weight Watchers; Hacked road sign warns of angry raccoons; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s February 29—Leap Day-and there are deals; Richard Lewis has passed away; Cool Beans and Long John Silvers; An HOA gives parking tickets to a resident that does not have a car; LG says you can’t sue them for defective product; Woody has a favorite burner; Family finds a case of unopened hockey cards; Jeep Cherokee recall; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Gilbert Gottfried’s birthday and documentary; Lays and IHOP team up to bring you Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity potato chips; CEO of Kellogg’s says to eat cereal for dinner; Woody Game Wednesday; Wendy’s backpedals on surge pricing; Most Americans want a “thank you” more than cash; Parenting red flags; And so much more!

Check It Out, Dude! Bet You Didn’t Know This Celebrity Had Their Own Food!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wendy’s to roll out surge pricing; Popcorn brain; More women may be psychopaths; You don’t need to put your phone in airplane mode when flying; Recall on supplements because they may contain poison; Wendy Williams documentary; Three things you should not do at work; Woman was charged $1,000 for a Subway sandwich; Couple gets married at a gas station; Super Bowl streaker bet; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s injury; Martha Stewart doesn’t wear underwear; Cool Beans Remix; AT&T’s refund for last week’s outage and the idea that only women lost service; Employers are pumping fragrances into offices to coax workers to return; A man has chronic nose bleeds because there were 150 bugs in his nose; Mammograms at Wal-Mart are now available; Cookbooks based off tv shows; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: A listener is upset with Woody; Cause of yesterday’s cellular outage; Men want nipples like David Beckham; During a service outage, don’t call 9-1-1 just to see if it works; Watching a lot of t.v. causes you to go to the bathroom more at night; More about the Hooters in West Virginia that is being demolished; Americans want more privacy in public bathrooms; New uniforms in Major League Baseballs are see through; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Passenger tries to open airplane door mid-flight; Scientists make discovery while experimenting with urine; Massive AT&T network outage; Another satellite is falling to Earth-this time it’s the size of 16 washing machines; Harmful bacteria on water bottles; The average spending on streaming services; You can rent Lenny Kravitz’s farmhouse; Recall of Toshiba computers due to fire risk; And so much more!

Try Not to Get Caught in a Blizzard; Just Tell Me This Famous Richard!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More details about the satellite falling to Earth today; Apple wants you to stop putting your phone in rice; Teacher accidentally exposes themselves to students; Movie theater seats are dirtier than toilet seats; Woody Game Wednesday; Company offers a 3/3/3 program; Chickens prefer attractive humans; Woman denied boarding on a cruise because she was 26 weeks pregnant; Airline increases baggage fees; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fight at Chelsea’s son’s hockey tournament; Update on the woman stole a bidet from a restaurant; Man at an antique store puts items in his backside and puts them back on the shelf; NFL fans that drink the most; Another car recall; New medication to treat frostbite; Candlelight vigil for a Hooter’s restaurant in Charleston, West Virginia; Delta Airlines offers a special flight for the eclipse; Couple ordered to pay millions of dollars after their gender reveal party causes wildfires; Satellite the size of an adult rhino is returning to Earth; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: A woman stole a bidet from a restaurant; Fun With NASCAR; Unique scholarships; 56% of people go into debt for their wedding and Woody’s wedding story; NBA Celebrity basketball game; Man gets three batteries stuck in his unit; Printing subscriptions; Update on Chelsea’s kid and calls from school; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pickleball injuries have increased; Valentine’s day and the price of greeting cards; Woman’s life changes after she takes the 23 and Me test; Woody’s Chili’s story; Plane returns to the airport because of maggots from rotting fish in the overhead bin; Single Awareness Day; And so much more!

Today on the Valentine's Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dating site based on your credit score; Valentine’s Day deals; Uber strike today; Free wings from Buffalo Wild Wings on February 26; New movie releases today-Madame Web and One Love; Woody Game Wednesday; Woman drives herself to the fire department because her ring is stuck on her finger; SpaceX mission being pushed to tomorrow; Valentine's Day behavior in the workplace; And so much more!

It Hasn’t Come Back to Bite ‘Em-Who Is This Famous Person Whose Last Name is a Thing or an Item?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The amount of air time Taylor Swift received during the Super Bowl; Build-A Bear too sexy for kids; Ziplock makes a statement about reusing their bags; Uber Eats commercial controversy; A man gets bubonic plague from his cat; A cure for a hangover; 7-11 Valentines Day specials; Uber, Lyft, and Door Dash drivers are set to strike on Valentine’s Day; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Super Bowl recap; What people were Googling during the Super Bowl; Fubo TV has outages during the big game ; Cool Beans Remix; Chelsea gets another call from school; NFL asks some performers to pay to do the halftime show; Dessert tacos shells; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Pizza Day; New rules for hiking Mt. Everest-you must poop in bags; Dead bodies on Everest; PF Chang wants your stories about being dumped and you get free dumplings in return; An airline will weigh passengers and luggage before take off; Pet peeves about the show; The top cities for pizza; Flight delayed because of seat cushions; Documentary about people named James Bond; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car reaches the number one spot on iTunes; Love Boat themed cruise; Celebrities who use private jets the most; Bowler arrested in the middle of a tournament; McDonalds responds to backlash over increased prices; Company will make toilet paper out of your old love letters; Study on weed use while exercising; Winthrop University signs cornhole recruits; Nebraska is changing its tourism slogan; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man arrested for molesting a fire extinguisher; Man charged with felony for flying drone over NFL playoff game; Man almost licked to death by his pet chihuahua; Diamonds made out of fish; Woody Game Wednesday; Taylor Swift threaten lawsuits against college student who tracks celebrity airplanes; Wing sauce with THC; GMC truck recall; PETA wants to stop the use of animals on carousels; Guy walks around Florida airport naked; And so much more!

By Hook or By Crook, Tell Me This Person Who Read Their Own Book!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Mr. T helps out during the California rain storms; People trapped in garbage trucks; Taylor Swift Super Bowl bets; Sam Waterston is leaving Law & Order after thirty years; Wilcox has not watched Law & Order; Christopher Walken commercial; Person sees a rocket in their neighbor’s garage; Teen goes viral for eating peanut butter; Woman breaks up with her boyfriend and sleeps with 22 people in ten days; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Weird underwater noises could be fish mating; Carl Weathers has passed away; Manager at Chick-Fil-A steals money from the business; Cool Beans Remix; Groundhog Day syndrome; SNL skit about the Dune 2 popcorn bucket; Woman files lawsuit against her husband because he did not bathe enough; Woman returns couch to Costco after three and a half years; Liquor store fire started by the sun reflecting from bottles; And so much more!

We chat with the new head coach of the Carolina Panthers, Dave Canales.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Groundhog Day coverage and facts; Bruce Springsteen’s mother passed away; Pilot sues airport because his foot was swallowed by the moving walkway; UberEats Super Bowl commercial; The most romantic cities in the US; Woman makes money dumpster diving; Furby bans and My Buddys; And so much more! PS-Fun With Football Audio is not included on this podcast and it is not a mistake.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cinnamin Toast Crunch iced coffee; Man kills co-worker for stealing his lunch; The healthiest alcoholic drinks; Fritos and Jack Link’s collaboration; Travis Kelce is the football player America wants as a neighbor; Man uses 46 year old ticket to get into Disneyworld; Reasons why you got a call from your child’s school; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wal-mart managers can make $400,000 per year; Doughnut news; You can watch all the Best Picture nominees for $40; Allowances of foreign items in food; Chuck E. Cheese cookbook; Woody Game Wednesday; McDonalds is looking to improve their burgers; A zoo practices worst-case scenarios with a person in a bear costume; Origin of the Lauren Becall coffee sounds; STD cases are on the rise with older adults; Joe Montana is responsible for 22% of California’s legal weed; Well-paying jobs that don't require a college degree; And so much more!

Try Not to Stress, Just Tell Me This Person Whose Initials are BS!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pepperoni bandit; The most popular dog breed in the country; Pig cafés in Tokyo; Amazon Prime to start airing commercials; Passenger opens emergency door and walks on the wing after the flight is delayed four hours; 118 new emojis; Wagyu beef is available at a high school in Kansas; Woody’s high school lunch experience; You could win all the products advertised during the Super Bowl from Door Dash; Stanley Cups contain lead; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Asteroids measured by animals; Cool Beans Remix; Money dysmorphia; Richard Marx and Rick Springfield yell at audience members; Potential Snickers lawsuit; Animal shelter will name a feral cat after your ex and then neuter it; Fisher Price is making a toy Stanley cup; Dune 2 popcorn bucket scandal; America’s favorite restaurant chains; Man fakes being disabled for 20 years; Woman stranded on ski lift over night; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s Billy Corrigan story; Fun With Football Audio; Roadhouse reboot; Touching email from a listener; New studies involving sleep; Football coaches are getting more attractive; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Strange things flushed down the toilet; Flight loses a nose tire; CEO of HP says your computer can get a virus from your printer; Utah wants to require kindergarteners to be potty trained; Comedian Dusty Slay; Harvard scientist lowers cholesterol with Oreo cookies; How much people are spending on Valentine’s Day; People are upset over a hollow, two foot chocolate rabbit at Costco; Passengers play pickleball while waiting for a flight; And so much more!

Comedian Dusty Slay discusses his Netflix special and tour.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Put your ex’s name on the bottom of a litter box; PETA wants to replace the groundhog with a coin toss; World record for the longest arm hair; Avatar: The Last Airbender trailer; Woody Game Wednesday; Bills fans donate to charity to support kicker who missed field goal; Guy Fieri is hosting a music festival in Columbus; Beer consumption of the states in the US; Ford Explorer recall; New Oreo flavor; And so much more!

All These People Heard the Wedding Bell Chimes Because They’s All Been Married More Than Three Times!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Hampshire primary in Dixville Notch; Sleep study findings: Five most well-rested states; College student wins PGA tournament but is ineligible for prize money; Finding Your Roots tv show; Man runs marathon while chain smoking; Stanley Cup news; The ten fastest growing jobs in America; City hires sharp shooter to reduce deer population; A misunderstood text results in a 9-1-1 call; Burger King employees to hand out crown and say “You rule!”; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: SNL spoofs the Alaskan Airline flight that lost a door; Flight grounded due to loose screws; Cool Beans Remix; Restaurant requires waiver for medium well burger; Griselda Blanco estate files lawsuit against Netflix; A yogurt company is giving away $10,000 if you go tech free for a month; Zamboni driver sues the Detroit Redwings for wrongful termination; Working at Buc-ees; Woman returns paper towels because they were not individually wrapped; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Lawsuit against Madonna; Late night talk show jokes about a politician from Kentucky; Fun With Football Audio; Lions fan gets championship tattoo; New fitness trend-walking backwards on a treadmill; Jeremy Piven; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Applebee’s Date Night Pass; Richard Simmons disavows movie about his life starring Pauly Shore; Announcer has a scare while in the booth; Man stuck in bathroom on flight; Actor/comedian Jeremy Piven; How long you should warm up your car; Chuck E. Cheese game show; Kraft singles launches three new flavors; Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped at the Munich airport; Ocean Spray collaboration with Absolut; And so much more!

Jeremy Piven discusses his stand-up comedy show, his new movie, and Jo Koy.