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A conservative uprising just nuked Mike Lee’s plan to sell 3.3 million acres of federal land. Hunters, droit-wing influencers, even Joe Rogan said “not on our watch!”

Apparently, lighting a federal building on fire is “mostly peaceful” again. Trump says he’s going to expose who’s funding these little Marxist cosplay warriors. Spoiler: it ain’t Girl Scout cookie money.

Comey and Brennan are under criminal investigation

President Trump is heading to Texas Hill Country after devastating floods took over 100 lives.

Elon wants a third party. Trump calls it “fun” and “ridiculous.” We’re talking Trump vs. Elon, chaos, and why Democrats are eating popcorn watching it all.

More jobs. More paychecks. Fewer excuses.

Diddy got half pardoned today—freed from racketeering & trafficking, but pockets full from prostitution convictions.

President Trump tours the new illegal alien detention center deep in the Everglades… says if anyone escapes, just don’t run in a straight line.

Trump’s “terrible” tariff plan? Yeah… just pulled in $22 BILLION in May. June’s on track for $27 BILLION — while inflation cools off. Wall Street finally admits: “Trump outsmarted everyone.”

We went live… Then the tech gremlins or the censorship fairies kicked in.

Democrats just picked a "100% communist lunatic" to run NYC. Trump said it best: “He looks terrible, voice is grating, and he’s got AOC-plus-3 backing him — DUMMIES ALL!”

Trump calls Fed Chair "a very stupid person"... and honestly, who’s gonna argue? We break it down on today’s MVCR.

Iran says they'll chill... as long as Israel does too. Well that’s cute. Like trusting a crocodile to go vegan.

Iran warns it may close the Strait of Hormuz—choking 20% of the world’s oil supply

President Trump says the 2020 election was a total FRAUD — and he wants a Special Prosecutor. Because “oopsies” don’t cut it when you rig an entire election. The meltdown from the left? Even bigger.

Tom Homan just confirmed it: ICE is NOT taking the summer off. If you’re here illegally and breaking the law—pack a bag. Actually... don’t. ICE will do that for you.

Trump: “Not looking for a long war with Iran... but I might drop a few airstrikes if I feel like it.”

The Department of Homeland Security has reversed its guidance that temporarily halted ICE raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants. Apparently, giving illegal workers a free pass wasn't the best idea. Tune in to today's MVCR episode for the full breakdown. #MVCR #DHS #ICE #Trump2025 #AmericaFirst #PodcastClips #ConservativeHumor #BorderSecurity

MSNBC SHOCKED: “The Army parade was... calm?” Yeah, apparently when you’re honoring trained soldiers instead of confused activists, things don’t burn down. No drag shows. No riots. Just discipline, flags and freedom. Imagine that. We break it all down on MVCR #MVCR #ArmyStrong #MSNBSeeYa #MarkleyVanCampRobbins #PodcastClip #WokeFreeZone #FlagAndFreedom

Saudi Arabia’s dropping $1 TRILLION to invest… You think they do that for Biden?

California's dream of banning gas cars by 2035? Trump just made it a nightmare. Three resolutions signed. One epic comeback. #MVCR #Trump2025 #EVMandateFail #CaliforniaDreamin #GasCarsForever #PodcastClip

Meanwhile, President Trump just slapped a 55% tariff on Chinese goods. But sure, it's all about "fair trade," right? Democrats are watching this like it's a reality show, not a global economic shift. We break down the chaos (without the spin) in today's episode. #MVCR #MarkleyVanCampRobbins #TrumpTariffs #TradeWar #NoBS #CurrentEvents #PodcastClip

“Peaceful protest,” they said… Meanwhile in L.A., cars are on fire, businesses are trashed, and traffic is chaos. Democrats are watching this like it’s a Coachella afterparty, not a riot. We torch the narrative (not cars) in today’s episode. #MVCR #MarkleyVanCampRobbins #LARiots #WokeDelusion #NoBS #CurrentEvents #PodcastClip

Trump’s not playing around. Mass deportations underway. ICE raids in L.A. National Guard on the border. #MVCR #Trump2025 #SecureTheBorder #LawAndOrder #LiberalMeltdown #AmericaFirst

Democrats suddenly care about Epstein’s client list… now that they think Trump’s in it. Elon Musk drops a tweet, and boom—media panic mode: “Release the files!” Oh, now it’s a moral issue.

The Supreme Court just said: "Nice try, Mexico... but NOPE!"

While the media can’t stop whining, the President keeps getting things DONE. If you want the real story behind the headlines, you know where to tune in New episode of MVCR — where truth meets humor #MVCR #Trump2025 #GettingItDone #RealTalk

President Trump just hit pause on some China tariffs ‘til August — because he negotiates, not surrenders. China’s sweating. We’re sipping sweet tea and talking facts. Tune in before the libs try to spin it.

President Trump just locked in a deal that’s SAVING 11,000 steel jobs in Pennsylvania

The U.S. is finally hitting Chinese tech where it hurts… only took, what, a decade?” We’re talking real sanctions — targeting those sneaky subsidiaries that pretend they’re not tied to the CCP.

No more CCP spies in STEM class. Visas? Revoked.

Will Canada accept the best deal it's EVER been offered? Spoiler: Trudeau might need a MAGA hat soon.

The CDC finally caught up... No more routine COVID shots for healthy kids and pregnant women. Took them long enough, huh?

Another week, another crisis... manufactured by the same people who think "men can get pregnant."

The Supreme Court is deciding if parents can actually say “no thanks” to woke storytime in elementary schools. 70% of Americans say parents SHOULD be able to opt their kids out of LGBTQ+ books in class. The other 30%? Still stuck in Biden’s fantasy land.

Gas prices dropping just in time for grilling season

President Trump just said it: “Biden’s cancer diagnosis is very sad...”

Today, President Trump had a two-hour call with Putin, leading to immediate ceasefire talks in Ukraine. Putin even echoed Trump's "COMMON SENSE" mantra. Looks like Trump’s diplomacy is making waves! #mvcr #AmericaFirst #Trump2025 #PutinVladimir #UkrainePeace #conservativenews #MAGA

Biden did what again? Not a parody. Though it feels like SNL… back when it was funny.#MVCRPodcast #ConservativeComedy #AmericaFirst #Trump2025 #LiberalLogic #BidenFails #PoliticalSatire #CommonSenseIsBack

Walmart says Trump’s tariffs are “too high”

Joe Biden can’t even secure his own sentences… Meanwhile, Trump just got $1 TRILLION from Saudi Arabia to invest in America. But sure, let’s keep pretending he’s the “threat to democracy.”

Turns out you CAN fix inflation... Just need a president who understands business.

Trump just said Americans shouldn’t be Big Pharma’s sugar daddies anymore. Same drugs, same price — no European discount specials. Somewhere, a Pfizer lobbyist just booked a sad lunch with Liz Warren.

Jeanine Pirro running D.C.? Libs are MELTING.

Ukrainian lawmakers just signed a resource deal with the U.S.—because apparently, sending billions wasn't generous enough.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says they're negotiating with everyone... except China.

Tennessee Democrat OUTRAGED that police did their job! Apparently, arresting illegal alien gang members is now... controversial?

MVCR | May 5, 2025

EVERYONE was wrong about Trump’s economic policy. (Well, everyone except us, of course

Rep. Hank Johnson says he’s not Latino—unless he's shopping for plywood.

California Dems just voted to protect "diversity in danger" — by keeping male sex offenders in women’s prisons.

Stephen Miller went full scorched earth on a reporter over illegal immigration — and lucky for you, we’ve got the audio.

Over $325,000 was bet on the world's first sperm race — because apparently, late-stage capitalism wasn't weird enough.

David’s out… so the crew took over the studio. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s MVCR. We did the Friday Five and things got weird

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

Elon Musk to partially unplug from the Trump admin’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) — says he needs more time to build cars, not bureaucracies.

JD Vance just confirmed the U.S. and India are officially talking about talking. Meanwhile on MVCR, we skip the bureaucracy and get straight to the good stuff.

The Pope goes to heaven mid-Easter Sunday. Talk about timing.

Senator Chris Van Hollen met with the infamous “Maryland Man” in El Salvador... and somehow we’re still not sure who needed more diplomatic help.

Trump wants to revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status... because why should elite universities get special treatment?

“I’ve never seen the border numbers this low.” – Tom Homan

A Maryland senator is heading to El Salvador… Not for vacation — he's on a rescue mission for the guy ICE "oopsed" across borders. Meanwhile, on MVCR, we ask: Is this politics or a telenovela?

MVCR | April 14, 2025

China’s shutting down factories?! Catch the latest episode of MVCR where we mix news, nonsense, and just the right amount of chaos.

Prices dropped for the first time since 2020. Trump's back. Coincidence? We think not.

Trump hits China with a 104% tariff and they’re crying in yuan

China’s got a pair of twos. We’ve got a Constitution, a spine, and MVCR.

This week on MVCR:

We just got the March jobs report and guess what? We added 228,000 jobs!

Is this the peak of U.S. financial supremacy or just a big "hold my beer" moment before other countries start playing the same game?

A judge forces Trump to keep funding a leftwing group providing lawyers to illegal aliens under 18.

What’s more foolproof than politics? NOTHING. So grab your coffee, hit play, and let us serve up the best laugh you’ve had all week. #MVCRPodcast #AprilFools #PoliticalComedy #NotARealNews #Satire #FoolMeOnce

Hold onto your SpaceX helmets!

"Almost every judge against us has a family member working for an NGO"

MVCR | March 27, 2025

Mike Waltz says it wasn't a staffer who added a reporter to the group chat... Right, Mike. Because nothing says top secret like accidentally texting the media.

On today's show a staffer for the National Security Advisor accidentally added a leftwing reporter to a group chat about military strikes against the Houthis, multiple incendiary devices were found at a Tesla dealership in Austin, Texas, Border Czar Tom Homan says they will obey a judge’s order to stop flying illegal alien gang members to El Salvador…but they’re still rounding up the criminals, and much more.

MVCR | March 24, 2025

MVCR | March 21, 2025

Despite radical left judges trying to throw a wrench in the works, Border Czar Tom Homan isn't backing down. He's out there catching illegal alien gang members like it's his part-time hobby.

Trump says Canada should’ve been the 51st state

5 years ago, we Googled some interesting stuff during the COVID lockdown.

An Illinois school thought it’d be "progressive" to mix up locker room dynamics – Also, the boy's locker room? It’s still just for boys.

You won't want to miss this one—because who needs 10,000 postal workers when you have DOGE?!

Egg prices hit a 3-month low!

CNN want you to believe “Bidenomics is working” while eggs still cost more than gas.

Ever heard a show that’s different, but STILL amazing? Well, buckle up, because today’s episode is just that! We’ve got a special guest that’ll leave you laughing and wondering how we even pulled this off.

CDC’s big new study on the potential link between vaccines and autism... but don’t worry, we’ll keep it funny and light! Tune in for some laughs, some facts, and maybe a conspiracy theory or two (for fun, of course).

Democrat Rep. Al Green throws a tantrum during Trump’s speech—gets censured. Meanwhile, the Left calls it “bravery.”

President Trump says we’re getting Greenland… one way or another! Bigger economy, more land, and finally, ice that won’t melt under Biden’s inflation. ❄️

Tariffs on Canada & Mexico? Necessary. Retaliation? Expected. But Trump’s putting America first—like it or not!

Marco Rubio says Ukraine needs to grow up and accept a peace deal. Tune in #MVCR #PoliticsOrParenting #Satire

Zelensky met with President Trump today... and let’s just say, nothing went as planned

NYC Mayor Eric Adams says he’s just like Jesus…

Jake Tapper says Biden just has a stutter… and I just go to the gym for the smoothies.

Border Czar Tom Homan vows to bring 'hell' to Boston over immigration policies. WGBH Join us for a rollercoaster of wit, humor, and the political absurdities of our time. Subscribe now and don't miss out! #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalSatire #TomHoman #Boston #Immigration #CurrentEvents

Ex-CIA Chief John Brennan suddenly worried about the FBI snooping around.

Politics, current events, and the occasional rant. Because sometimes, the world needs to laugh to stay sane.

Kash Patel says ‘Trust me,’ Adam Schiff says ‘I never lie’… Meanwhile, reality just filed for defamation.