Markley, van Camp and Robbins

Jeanine Pirro running D.C.? Libs are MELTING.

Ukrainian lawmakers just signed a resource deal with the U.S.—because apparently, sending billions wasn't generous enough.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says they're negotiating with everyone... except China.

Tennessee Democrat OUTRAGED that police did their job! Apparently, arresting illegal alien gang members is now... controversial?

MVCR | May 5, 2025

EVERYONE was wrong about Trump’s economic policy. (Well, everyone except us, of course

Rep. Hank Johnson says he’s not Latino—unless he's shopping for plywood.

California Dems just voted to protect "diversity in danger" — by keeping male sex offenders in women’s prisons.

Stephen Miller went full scorched earth on a reporter over illegal immigration — and lucky for you, we’ve got the audio.

Over $325,000 was bet on the world's first sperm race — because apparently, late-stage capitalism wasn't weird enough.

David’s out… so the crew took over the studio. It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s MVCR. We did the Friday Five and things got weird

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

Elon Musk to partially unplug from the Trump admin’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) — says he needs more time to build cars, not bureaucracies.

JD Vance just confirmed the U.S. and India are officially talking about talking. Meanwhile on MVCR, we skip the bureaucracy and get straight to the good stuff.

The Pope goes to heaven mid-Easter Sunday. Talk about timing.

Senator Chris Van Hollen met with the infamous “Maryland Man” in El Salvador... and somehow we’re still not sure who needed more diplomatic help.

Trump wants to revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status... because why should elite universities get special treatment?

“I’ve never seen the border numbers this low.” – Tom Homan

A Maryland senator is heading to El Salvador… Not for vacation — he's on a rescue mission for the guy ICE "oopsed" across borders. Meanwhile, on MVCR, we ask: Is this politics or a telenovela?

MVCR | April 14, 2025

China’s shutting down factories?! Catch the latest episode of MVCR where we mix news, nonsense, and just the right amount of chaos.

Prices dropped for the first time since 2020. Trump's back. Coincidence? We think not.

Trump hits China with a 104% tariff and they’re crying in yuan

China’s got a pair of twos. We’ve got a Constitution, a spine, and MVCR.

This week on MVCR:

We just got the March jobs report and guess what? We added 228,000 jobs!

Is this the peak of U.S. financial supremacy or just a big "hold my beer" moment before other countries start playing the same game?

A judge forces Trump to keep funding a leftwing group providing lawyers to illegal aliens under 18.

What’s more foolproof than politics? NOTHING. So grab your coffee, hit play, and let us serve up the best laugh you’ve had all week. #MVCRPodcast #AprilFools #PoliticalComedy #NotARealNews #Satire #FoolMeOnce

Hold onto your SpaceX helmets!

"Almost every judge against us has a family member working for an NGO"

MVCR | March 27, 2025

Mike Waltz says it wasn't a staffer who added a reporter to the group chat... Right, Mike. Because nothing says top secret like accidentally texting the media.

On today's show a staffer for the National Security Advisor accidentally added a leftwing reporter to a group chat about military strikes against the Houthis, multiple incendiary devices were found at a Tesla dealership in Austin, Texas, Border Czar Tom Homan says they will obey a judge’s order to stop flying illegal alien gang members to El Salvador…but they’re still rounding up the criminals, and much more.

MVCR | March 24, 2025

MVCR | March 21, 2025

Despite radical left judges trying to throw a wrench in the works, Border Czar Tom Homan isn't backing down. He's out there catching illegal alien gang members like it's his part-time hobby.

Trump says Canada should’ve been the 51st state

5 years ago, we Googled some interesting stuff during the COVID lockdown.

An Illinois school thought it’d be "progressive" to mix up locker room dynamics – Also, the boy's locker room? It’s still just for boys.

You won't want to miss this one—because who needs 10,000 postal workers when you have DOGE?!

Egg prices hit a 3-month low!

CNN want you to believe “Bidenomics is working” while eggs still cost more than gas.

Ever heard a show that’s different, but STILL amazing? Well, buckle up, because today’s episode is just that! We’ve got a special guest that’ll leave you laughing and wondering how we even pulled this off.

CDC’s big new study on the potential link between vaccines and autism... but don’t worry, we’ll keep it funny and light! Tune in for some laughs, some facts, and maybe a conspiracy theory or two (for fun, of course).

Democrat Rep. Al Green throws a tantrum during Trump’s speech—gets censured. Meanwhile, the Left calls it “bravery.”

President Trump says we’re getting Greenland… one way or another! Bigger economy, more land, and finally, ice that won’t melt under Biden’s inflation. ❄️

Tariffs on Canada & Mexico? Necessary. Retaliation? Expected. But Trump’s putting America first—like it or not!

Marco Rubio says Ukraine needs to grow up and accept a peace deal. Tune in #MVCR #PoliticsOrParenting #Satire

Zelensky met with President Trump today... and let’s just say, nothing went as planned

NYC Mayor Eric Adams says he’s just like Jesus…

Jake Tapper says Biden just has a stutter… and I just go to the gym for the smoothies.

Border Czar Tom Homan vows to bring 'hell' to Boston over immigration policies. WGBH Join us for a rollercoaster of wit, humor, and the political absurdities of our time. Subscribe now and don't miss out! #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalSatire #TomHoman #Boston #Immigration #CurrentEvents

Ex-CIA Chief John Brennan suddenly worried about the FBI snooping around.

Politics, current events, and the occasional rant. Because sometimes, the world needs to laugh to stay sane.

Kash Patel says ‘Trust me,’ Adam Schiff says ‘I never lie’… Meanwhile, reality just filed for defamation.

Expert geopolitical analyst (aka a guy who was president once) has spoken—apparently, Ukraine was just a suggestion.

NBC News reports Trump responsible for Canadian plane crash! ✈️

A very enthusiastic Kamala just gave a speech so wild, even Broadway actors took notes.

JD Vance just roasted European leaders on free speech

Catch the real talk on MVCR—because the news won’t tell you what’s REALLY going on.

Government spending is like a gym membership you never use—but Congress keeps upgrading to the VIP sauna.

Sources confirm: MVCR Podcast is the only place where approval ratings don’t matter—because we’re always at 100% in

David is still "sick"... or so he says

From coffee mysteries ☕ to WiFi drama

When CNN starts roasting the Dems, you know it’s bad...

Trump says countries are making deals... but where’s OUR cut?

Chuck Schumer just discovered that most beer comes from Mexico!

George Stephanopoulos tries (and fails) to get an NTSB official to bash Trump

One time, I took the bus. Another time, I waited at an airport. And once… I even parallel parked."

Medicaid is in trouble, and the questions are getting awkward

PETA wants to fire Punxsutawney Phil and hire... a CAKE?!

Illegals stop traffic in Dallas to protest deportations. Texans honked in solidarity—or was it just rush hour rage? Either way, MVCR dives deep into the chaos.

The Governor of Massachusetts just woke up and decided, "Hey, deportations? Yeah, I guess I’m cool with that now!"

The secret to saving the world isn’t a politician, it’s ketamine nasal spray.

"Philadelphia’s mayor: 'E-G-L... wait, how do you spell it again?'

Biden pardons his family... Wait, is this real life or a Netflix series?"

The truth matters now more than ever. Stay informed with MVCR Podcast—your daily dose of clarity in a chaotic world.

It’s Biden’s last Friday in office, and we’re celebrating with a countdown of his greatest hits!

Antony Blinken is heckled by a Hamas reporter, Joe Biden says Oligarchs are taking over the USA, and much more.

Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.

Protesters are physically removed from the Pete Hegseth hearing, Hegesth says politics should be purged from the military, the Los Angeles Times owner apologizes for support of Mayor Karen Bass, and much more.

FEMA Director DeAnne Criswell claims CA was prepared, JD Vance tells Shannon Bream from Fox what’s gonna happen with deportations, Man Detained With Blowtorch Near Wildfire ID’d As Illegal Immigrant, and much more.

On today’s MVCR: scandals hotter than your group chat, political drama messier than your ex’s excuses, and just enough satire to keep you sane.

Locals are now firefighters AND engineers because apparently, figuring out the fire hydrant issue is a DIY project.

Sunny Hostin's husband accused of insurance fraud

MVCR Podcast: Where we dive into the real drama — Biden, censorship, and Zuckerberg caught in the middle of it all.

New Orleans Police Chief says 'no security failure,' just a creative reimagining of public safety.

Allstate CEO Tom Wilson drops a statement so tone-deaf it might sponsor the next Sugar Bowl halftime show.

Biden addresses the attack in New Orleans... well, sort of.

Before you pack your bags for Christmas, let MVCR gift-wrap the real news you need to know.

Joe Biden just told a story about a buffet, and we’re not sure if it’s a metaphor for America or just… really weird.

Georgia Court of Appeals Removes Fani Willis from Trump Case!

Joe Biden assures us there’s "nothing nefarious about drones." Meanwhile, we’re over here wondering if that’s what they want us to think... Tune in to MVCR for the satire you didn’t know you needed. We’re not saying we’ve got the answers, but we’re definitely asking the wrong questions.

Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter are reportedly shedding tears because ABC paid Trump. Meanwhile, MVCR is over here delivering the truth for FREE. Tune in now — we accept laughs, not bribes.

BREAKING NEWS: The drones are coming... and they’re bringing chaos!

Oregon UFOs, Jersey Drones... ALIEN INVASION CONFIRMED?

Catch the full breakdown of this circus on today’s episode of MVCR—where common sense takes a vacation.

Elizabeth May is nervous about Trump’s jokes?