The Howie Carr Radio Network

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Free turkeys for all the turkeys taking up space in our hotels, airports, and homeless shelters! Howie shares some not-so-yummy Thanksgiving news. He also covers the vandal who went after historical artifacts on the Boston Freedom Trail.

Can you support Israel without supporting Ukraine? Howie says, of course you can. The United States has a national interest in one and a Biden-crime-fam interest in the other. Then, Howie and the callers weigh the US's retirement problem. Of course, as always, we've got the Chump Line. Tune in!

Is there still such thing as the American Dream? If not, who killed it? Howie talks the demise of the American Empire, the hostage situation in Israel, and more. Plus, society would collapse if we did not keep to our weekly schedule of having our Two (give or take) Minutes Hate. Tune in to hear what the listeners have to say about Howie's vacation and Grace's rouge.

Grace Curley and Howie Carr tag-team the hour to present the different strategy of reporting by the Leftist media when it comes to hate crimes. They make sure information is accessible by all when the "hate crime" fits their narrative. Meanwhile, many hateful violent acts are left unreported on. Why is that?

Grace is welcomed by Bill Brussard of JB AutoCARE in Weymouth, Massachusetts, to answer all of your automobile questions. Whether you've got a clunker and you want some cash or you'd rather love it than list it, Bill is here to provide the best advice around.

Remember last Christmas (no, not the song by Wham!)? The nation's first family hung stockings for the whole Biden clan, including grandchildren and pets, minus one grandchild born out of wedlock. Just recently, they finally acknowledged Navy Joan's existence, but Grace supposes Navy ruined it for all the other third-generationers!

When you don't work for a living, you never need a vacation. And these full-time protestors are out and about being nuisances even during the Thanksgiving break. Grace breaks down what went on while she was gone, including Hamas-sympathizers wreaking havoc on the general public.

Is your dog extra aggressive? Can your cat not keep it inside the litter box? Is Roscoe getting into the weed brownies again? Dr. Matt the Vet of Ipswich Animal Hospital is here to answer all of your questions and more.

From becoming the oldest President, to making creepy comments to a young girl here's your weekly Biden roundup.

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Taylor expresses his hatred for black Friday & we have the Chump Line and Police Blotter Fax Friday!

In this hour, Taylor recounts the events that happened in Dublin yesterday. The Irish seem to be fed up with there immigration policy.

Taylor fills in for Howie today, and he notices that he's talking about building another railroad overseas.

In the third and final hour, Aaron takes calls on the Republicans running for the nomination of the party, and the uphill battle for any one not named Trump.

Former Gov. of Maine Paul LePage Calls in to talk the recent tragedy in Lewiston, and where he thinks the party should go.

Kristofor Healey calls in to let us know about what's going on in the northern and southern border.

Add former Senator McCaskill to the list of most epically Trump-deranged.

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The Boston City Council continues to plot and scheme to ruin the lives of residents of Bean Town. Now, they plan to vote on universal basic income. Plus, there's talk in Boston of changing the wages of tip workers. Taylor Cormier, filling in for Howie, has much to say about that. Then, tune in for some of Biden's best cuts.

Taylor fills in for Howie during his Thanksgiving break, and he welcomes The Daily Caller's Jennie Taer to the show to discuss the ongoing issue at the border---both borders now. Yes, there is an influx of Latin and South Americans, but not many are discussing the droves of Chinese nationals flooding in and their whereabouts now.

Taylor Cormier, Howie's executive producer, fills in to bring the latest updates to listeners across the nation on the explosion at the New York border with Canada. Was it perfectly executed, or was detonating at the Rainbow Bridge a blunder? The verdict is that we don't know.

They're quick to call it an act of terrorism, but all signs to point to nefarious activity. Filling in for Howie Carr is his executive producer, Taylor Cormier, who brings the scoop on the breaking story out of Niagra Falls. A truck driving the wrong way exploded, killing at least two.

Grace is joined by Libby Emmons, Editor-in-Chief at the Post Millennial, in-studio to talk everything going on in the world, political and cultural. The duo discusses the unrest in Israel, the unrest on New York City Streets, and, breaking during this hour, the explosion at the New York-Canada border. Then, Taylor Cormier joins for a Cormier crossover!

It may be Thanksgiving week, but the news cycle never stops. Grace shares the latest hullabaloo, both foreign and domestic ahead of the holiday weekend.

Grace commemorates the 60th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy with some of the most-talked-about aspects of that fateful day: the facts. Who killed JFK? Who knew about it? Why are these answers still unknown? Then, Grace discusses our current president and his trip to Nantucket Island.

"Execute," that is. Morning Joe claims Donald Trump wants to execute people. Can it get more deranged?

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Aidan Kearney, known to his followers as Turtleboy, joins the show to weigh in on the Canton Special Town Meeting yesterday. In a major vote, the town decided to audit its police department, which Turtleboy believes is very, very corrupt. Then, Howie talks hatred for Jewish Americans and the loss of religion in today's society.

Elizabeth Capone-Newton made a sizeable impact at the Portland City Council meeting when she rolled around on the table shrieking about the upsides of homeless encampments. Howie's listeners from Maine do not hesitate to call in and disagree.

Howie welcomes Jeff Webb, publisher and senior news editor of Human Events, to the show. The duo talk the 2024 campaign season, from debates to grassroots appearances. Then, Howie shares the damning story about Pete Buttigieg's pal who just got busted on child pornography. The Secretary of Transportation could not be reached for comment.

We don't need The New York Times to tell us C0VID Lockdown caused detrimental and irreversible harm to all Americans, especially young ones. Of course, they still decided to tell us in their own groveling way. Then, tune in to find out which 80s classic Howie has (allegedly) never heard of.

Come one, come all, and tune in for this week's round of 2A Tuesday. Grace is the master of ceremonies, facilitating any and all questions about guns, ammo, and the Second Amendment. Toby Leary, owner and operator of Cape Gun Works, is here to answer them!

Follow the science, they said. Well, now, The Science is telling us the opposite of what it did in 2020. The Science is saying that COVID Lockdowns caused more harm than good for young Americans, potentially irreversible damage. Tune in for the Fake News Word of the Day (Jarred guesses it right), and find out if Grace plans on talking politics this Thanksgiving.

What is Joe Scarborough on? This morning, the MCNBC anchor claimed another four years of Donald Trump would lead to political imprisonment (I wonder where he got that idea), exile, and EXECUTION? His evidence, he claims, is Trump's past. Huh? Grace gives you all this plus a juicy, festive poll question. Tune in!

If this is what Congressman Dan Goldman of New York says about Trump, what would he say about his colleague Jamaal Bowman or the pro-Hamas protestors? Jen Psaki didn't ask him about them, though.

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It's the season of gratitude, and we were all due for a round of Thank You, Brandon! Tune in for the latest shrinkflation casualties and price hikes, all thanks to the turkey in office.

Not that it's necessary to know, but for the record, the octogenarian in the highest office in the United States did not know the difference between Britney Spears and Taylor Swift today. Howie presents a silly Chump Line. Then, the Captain shares some stories featuring illegals and Mohammeds.

This year, the annual Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon landed on the same day as Biden's 81st trip around the sun. The oldest American president ever made a fool of himself trying to crack jokes about turkeys Liberty and Bell.

Howie mentions his half-year hometown, Wellesley, MA, where the local public high school cancelled their USA-themed spirit day. It's just too political, you see. New Englanders weigh in on how far left the affluent town has gone.

Late Friday afternoon, the House of Representatives released the remainder of the video surveillance footage from January 6, 2021. It is the opposite of damning for Trump supporters, and Grace wonders if we'll get a theatrical show trial the same way we did when the first few highly edited clips were released.

They always come crawling back, don't they? Grace shares the latest reversal of policy from the United States Armed Forces after they realized there is no possible way they can proceed with the vaccine mandate standards they were operating with up to this point.

It's not every day you turn the ripe age of 81! President Joe Biden, once again, breaks his own record as oldest American president. Grace cringes over the activities of the octogenarian and the lack of care from the love of his life, Jill.

The senile sellout hung out with Xi JinPing last week. You can guess how great America looked every time he opened his mouth.

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Ready for this string of corruption and, frankly, pure evil? Stacey Abrams' sister was a judge on Biden's short list for Supreme Court Justice, back when he chose Ketanji Brown Jackson instead. That judge is married to a man who solicited sex from a teenage girl. If that isn't enough of a Friday news dump, the House just released the director's cut of the January 6th tapes.

Every third hour on Fridays is Police Blotter Fax hour, where Grace and Howie snicker over the silliest crime stories submitted by viewers like you. Tune in for ridiculous tattoos, an owl attack, and some good old fashioned public nudity.

The verdict of the Biden DOJ probe on the Biden document case may be, you guessed it in Biden's favor! The president of the United States may get of scot-free! Then, when a caller suggests illegal aliens ain't so bad, Howie begs a few questions to prove his ongoing point.

The latest poll out of New Hampshire shows Gov. DeSantis trailing both Nikki Haley and Chris Christie. Is the land of Live Free or Die really going for the woman who just called for highly surveilled social media platforms?

Dan Huff of The Right Stuff, the dating app for conservatives, to the show to discuss navigating today's dating scene in a lonely and hyper-politicized world. Then, Emma Foley joins the show for this week's edition of Last Call. Grace and her Gen Z companion recap last night's Patriot Awards on FOX Nation with some key acceptance speeches. Then, Emma shares the newest Thanksgiving leftover concoction.

Grace details the dramatic downfall of George Santos, the disgraced congressman whose "campaign" expenses have been exposed. Grace and Jarred wager what exactly all that makeup and Botox was for, citing rumors of Brazilian drag appearances. Plus, tune in for an update from the "doxxing truck guy," or as we know him, Adam Guillette!

Well, this was a shocking turn of events! "Comedian" Michael Rappaport, former militant anti-Trumper, has come out with a shocking claim. He may change his orange-man-bad tune and vote for Donald Trump in 2024. Tune in for the miracle cure to Trump Derangement Syndrome and an almost-endorsement of the peacetime president.

Hundred of America's CEOs gave the communist dictator a standing ovation at the APEC summit in California. Whose side are they on?

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Her real name sounds rather...Italian! Italian, indigenous, they both start with "i," so it's really all the same, isn't it? Howie shares the latest fake indigenous to make headlines. Plus, tune in for some Illegal in the News, another "i" word, while you're at it!

One caller describes in thorough detail these peculiar white, unmarked busses that were "escorted" in towards the Capitol. They weren't full of police or security, so who was actually in them? Then, Howie wagers if the N15 protestors will get treated like the J6 protestors. Fat chance. And, speaking of fat, tune in for your daily dose of Chris Christie jokes and the rest of the Chump Line.

Howie reacts to the viral TikTok trend were uneducated members of Generation Z read Osama Bin Laden's motives behind 9/11 and like it. Did you ever think it would get this bad---a time when the youngest generation of voters finds terrorism against their own nation a good idea?

If you were trying to get across the Boston University bridge today, think again! This time, it wasn't the climate crazies but the pro-Nazi sympathizers! While a handful were pushing full-fledged insanity in Boston, scads stormed the DNC in our nation's capital last night. Will they be charged the same way as the January 6th "insurrectionists?" Howie isn't holding his breath.

She was on Sesame Street! Buffy Santies-Marie is now classified with Senator Elizabeth Warren and more as "Pretendians," or fake indigenous. Grace has the latest scoop on the long-thought American Indian folk star.

Wait, so you're telling us this insurrection won't get multiple primetime televised show trial? No, silly. That was only when the MAGA grandmas entered the Capitol Building after being let in by police officers. Grace covers last night's insanity in Washington. Then, Taylor Cormier joins for Woke or Joke. The callers have a banner day today, so see if you can match it!

Grace covers the contagion on TikTok, a Chinese app brainwashing GenZ. Going viral today is, scary enough, Osama Bin Laden's Letter to America detailing the motives behind the attacks on 9/11. You may be surprised with how quickly the Marxist youths have taken to the anti-Semitic, anti-America letter.

Howie discloses his pick for the (theoretical) brawl between the United States Senator from Oklahoma and Teamster President (and "thug") Sean O'Brien.

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More and more sour information regarding the mandated COVID vaccine matriculates, and there's still no corrections or apologies from the Draconian Left. Some callers share their personal experiences, how their lives will never be the same, and some weigh in with educational resources, physicians and scientists who have sounded the alarm on the v@ccine all along!

Wouldn't it be nice if Howie brought none other than Mike Love of the Beach Boys on the show to shoot the breeze about music and the good ol' days? Don't worry baby, because your dream has come true. Between Mike Love and the Chump Line, it's nothing but Good Vibrations on the Howie Carr Show!

This is likely the same logic that's led the United States to lose every war they're involved with for the past fifty years. Howie comments on the weak moves by our woke military in Israel and the Gaza Strip, and the listeners chime in.

Howie's got both up-to-date news and the background information on Teamster president and Senate almost-brawler Sean O'Brien. Then, Grace joins the show to discuss the misstatement (a generous way to put it) by BBC that forced them to come out and apologize on-air.

Why is John Kerry at the special meeting with Xi Jinping? Grace covers the visit from China's president in California. Then, Grace branches out to cover a fun kitchen renovation (with a catch) and the scary manslaughter story coming out of the NHL.

Grace welcomes Ben Weingarten of The Federalist to the show to discuss the current state of the union, which caters to foreign dictatorships and terrorist organizations over American families. Plus, what on earth occurred in the United States Senate yesterday? Congress is acting like children!

The March for Israel in Washington, DC, was the largest of its kind, with droves and droves of Americans fighting for their Jewish brothers and sisters in the war-torn Holy Land. Grace juxtaposes these images with the actions of elected officials like Rep. Rashida Tlaib. Then, Grace catches listeners up on the latest journalism error, the worst since the last one, which wasn't long ago at all.

The tattle-tales at ProPublica ruined the little lavish-gift secret for all the justices, especially any of their progressive comrades.

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In other words, his Harvard EBT card was swiped from him, and for good reason. The Harvard Divinity School student was found to be promoting the genocide of Jewish people and the flattening of the state of Israel. He claims his philosophical hero is MLK Jr. Howie has something to say about all that!

Duels almost made a comeback in Congress today, but ol' man Bernie Sanders had to break it up! Teamster President Sean O'Brien (of Massachusetts) almost got his hands dirty in a fight with Oklahoma's Sen. Mullin. Howie's got sound and scoop, plus the Chump Line. Tune in!

Howie shares the latest story about an electric vehicle fire, unfortunately not a sparse subject these days. The Democrats still want to mandate all-electric automobiles by 2030, a year approaching rather quickly. Tune in for some bumbling Brandon audio clips, too!

The governor of California could not be bothered to address the homeless encampments or droves of illegal aliens scattered up and down the Golden coast. But when China President Xi Jinping knocks, Newsom answers with clean streets and a fancy new complex fit with the best security. Why can't Americans get the same treatment?

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We should have paid more attention when President Trump sounded the alarm on Shifty Adam Schiff! Now, the deep-state Democrat has his eyes on the six-year tenure of a U.S. Senator. This potential promotion is a major Yikes for America. Then, Grace shares what happened when Vivek Ramaswamy tried taking on the Cuomo dynasty.

Most of them probably didn't know the definition of "ceasefire" prior to a few weeks ago, but now the best and brightest are experts in foreign policy and military ethics. Grace covers the latest in anti-Israel unrest from across the country. Then, she wagers what might occur in the near future with the Biden administration in regard to the Gaza strip.

At least Senator Scott isn't so self-obsessed that he is able to realize it's time to drop out of the Republican primary. As for the others, it may take a lot more convincing and perhaps a caucus or too.

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Howie shares the "heartbreaking" news from Wu's office that, unfortunately, they will not be able to go forward with their big green dreams. Many of us rational people knew this day would come, but, of course, it was all about getting elected.

It's Chump Line time! Tune in for the daily dose of one-liners, impressions, and limericks submitted by listeners like you. Then, Howie shares today's Brandon flubs and bumbles---something you won't get in the mainstream media---and discusses the migrant crisis with the callers.

Turns out North America isn't the permanent vacation the illegal aliens thought it would be, but unfortunately it's not because of all that welfare. It's because November through March, it gets quite cold! Plus, tune in for Hate Mail Monday, where the crew scours the Internet for the nastiest comments and Howie and Grace react to them live on-air.

Howie recalls the MIT students of his day were... how does one say... nerdy! Bringing in foreign students is a cash cow, and these kids, rallying for the destruction of the state of Israel, are nothing like the engineers of five or ten years ago. Then, Howie and Grace discuss the death of Donald Trump's sister, a prominent judge.

Bet you forgot about Beto O'Rourke! The Texan Jack-Kennedy-wannabe is back, and he, for some reason, is speaking at Harvard. Then, another insufferable woke wannabe returns, this time to the soccer field. Megan Rapinoe, relatively past her prime in professional sports, tore her Achilles. Her reaction was both offensive and, well, just plain wrong.

Grace welcomes Ari Hoffman, editor at The Post Millennial, to the show to talk all things Israel. Across the first world, Hamas sympathizers are mobilizing to protest for a "Free Palestine." Ari and Grace discuss the uptick in unrest at college campuses and why a ceasefire in the Gaza situation should be last on Netanyahu's mind.

All it took was the Chinese dictator to fly in for a little visit, and poof! All the homeless encampments are gone! Grace is appalled by the remorseless lack of consideration shown by Governor Hair Gel in California. If this doesn't prove that some elected Democrats are in bed with China, what will?

Please, Joe, enough with the YELLING! My ears cannot take it!

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Howie finishes off the week with quite the story, a DUI arrest that went exactly as you might expect one would go with this young generation. Tune in for the sound as well as banter from Howie, Taylor, and the listeners.

Every Friday during the five o'clock hour, Grace presents the silliest crime stories from across the country. They're submitted by listeners like you, and one is chosen to stand among the rest as best. The winner gets a prize! It's called Police Blotter Fax, and if you've never tuned in for it, today's your lucky day.

How does one ask "starch or no starch" in Spanish? "No." According to one caller, the illegals in Massachusetts are now being offered free laundering in addition to free Door Dash and hotel housing. Isn't it great?

It's Veterans Day at the Howie Carr Show, and Howie is featuring a veteran or someone affiliated each hour of the show. Howie welcomes Alexander Yukna, or "Yuke," to talk about his experience with DAV. Then, the Captain covers Trump's potential vice president picks and anti-Israel protests across the country.

It's Veterans' Day at the Grace Curley Show, and the Millennial with the mic is welcoming a veteran to the show each hour to show support for DAV. Then, it's time for Last Call, the segment where Emma Foley shares any stories that may have slipped through our fingers. Emma and Grace talk the fall of Jezebel, check in with the ladies of The View, and denounce the next installment of Shrek.

It's Veterans' Day at the Grace Curley Show, and each hour features someone who served in the United States military. This hour, Grace introduces Andrea Gayle Bennett, who retired a Colonel in the MA Army National Guard. Then, Grace shares yet another story that shows how the Left eats their own: the farthest Left are mad at their most gracious publication!

It's Veterans' Day at the Grace Curley Show, and each hour honors a veteran during the WRKO Radiothon. During this hour, Sheila Pelletier, who served in the Army reserves from 1985 to 2016, joins the show to share her experience. Then, Grace discusses the DUI arrest that went viral, but where the police officer did absolutely nothing wrong.

Howie, like most of you, chose to watch something else Wednesday. Here's all the recap you need, minus a few bickers between Ramaswamy and Haley.