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Yes, there is someone fighting for the government to disclose information on extraterrestrial activity, and his name is Stephen Barret. This week, a "whistleblower" hinted at evidence of non-human intelligence, and the story got quite the spotlight. For Barret, this is an everyday struggle. According to him, our government is keeping key knowledge from the American people. Release it!

Chris Christie throws his hat in the GOP ring with an explicit aim to take out Trump, who he calls Voldemort. Cringe! Plus, tune in for Taylor's presentation of the Chump Line!

Tomorrow, we could see ANOTHER indictment of former President Trump. That'd be two impeachments and two indictments. You have to admit the guy can break records! Then, Taylor comments on Mike Pence's presidential campaign launch that's... how do we say this nicely... extremely dull. Maybe that's his avenue, though!

How do you know a Democrat is lying? His lips are moving! Taylor Cormier shares the latest corruption oozing from the Biden Family Business while Rep. Jamie Raskin tries to blame all of the nation's issues on Trump. Then, Taylor and Emma Foley discuss the newest patch on the Girl Scout sash to get girls researching LGBTQ+ milestones as well as Ireland's proposal to kill thousands of cows.

Karoline shares a former boss with the newest addition to the Republican primary race, former Vice President Mike Pence. The Indianan accuses President Trump of not being a follower of the constitution. Funny, Karoline remembers the veep campaigning alongside DJT for the White House in 2015. Then, tune in for Karoline's discussion on Apple's latest augmented reality device!

Not that he's a particularly exciting man, but Mike Pence's campaign launch and logo are incredibly mundane. Karoline Leavitt and Jarred notice that it looks a little like a popular New England grocery store chain's logo! Does Mike Pence really have a chance to beat his former boss? You can probably guess Karoline's opinion!

Your support is mandatory until "It is finished," whatever that means. Karoline Leavitt shares clips from Tucker Carlson's brand-new show on Twitter that raked in millions of views. Karoline is proud to announce that some of the comments made by the former Fox News host regarding Ukraine were expressed by her on the show last week! Tune in to find out what she said.

Donald Trump won't debate in the primaries, I get him wanting to save his best stuff for Joe but will that hurt him?

Here are some Chump Line calls we didn't get to, you can listen to this rather than Chris Christie's announcement that he's gonna run. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

Taylor asks the question do you believe in aliens? A whistleblower on UFO's and aliens has recently come forward, this makes Taylor wonder.

While the Biden administration likes to move illegals across the country, when someone else does it their the bad guy.

The mere mention of bike lanes sends the callers into a flurry. Then, Howie gets a call that Chris Christie is an assassin - but Christie would disagree.

Biden had the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs to the White House yesterday, and he just had to mention Jill is a Philly girl. Then, Howie wonders are electric vehicles to heavy for older bridges?

Toby Leary joins Howie to answer all your 2nd amendment questions.

Rep Anna Paulina (R-FL) say Biden bribe whistleblower fears for their life if unmasked. Then, Karoline updates us on the recent plane crash that happened in Virginia.

Chris Sununu is on a media tour telling anyone who will listen, that he's not joining the race so he can help defeat Donald Trump. Then, Karoline talks about Chris Christie who's getting ready to announce his run, and does he really think he can win.

He cannot be talking about the same Joe you and I do. Can he?

Here are some Chump Line Calls that didn't Quiet make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

What's Target's beef with Mount Rushmore? Taylor takes hold of the mic to update listeners on the Target Pride Section saga. Then, Taylor comments on the interview between Elon Musk and RFK Jr. where the Kennedy refers to himself as a "constitutional absolutist." That's the complete opposite of Joe Biden!

The New Hampshire governor either got cold feet or actually bothered reading the room. No one wants him in the White House, and Howie will be the first to tell you why! And of course, Howie presents the Chump Line. Woo Hoo!

Howie welcomes Chair of the Republican National Committee Ronna McDaniel to the show to discuss the state of the party on a national scale in the wake of the 2024 primaries. Then, tune in for Hate Mail Monday!

If you read liberal news, Biden is "sharp as a tack." If you watch a video of him speak or fall on stage, you know he's decaying. Howie and Emma Foley discuss Minnesota's "historic" installment to move a transgender-identifying man to a women's prison and paying him six figures. Then, tune in for more than one story about illegal aliens eating our birds!

Can they accuse him of white supremacy if he's black? Howie plays audio cuts from The View when the gang of girlies welcomes the Republican presidential nominee from South Carolina to the show. He holds his own, but claims the cohort cuts to break every time he's about to take 'em to school. Who should go on The View next? Tune in!

Karoline Leavitt hosts today to discuss Oversight Chair James Comer's decision to hold FBI Director Christopher Wray in contempt of Congress. Will the decision really change anything about America's weaponized three-letter agencies? Tune in to hear from Karoline.

Biden was busy playing golf while a U. S. fighter jet went down. Who was on the jet? Why did it reach sonic boom? Then, tune in to figure out how Karoline lost a hundred dollars today.

You might think it's trivial, but when was the last time you switched the pronunciation of your last name?

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Rep Chris Roy [R-TX] calls in to talk the debt ceiling, and he and Toby talk about how The Swamp works. Then, Toby talks about the FBI. Will Christopher Wray turn over the document he's been asked to produce? Tune in!

Howie and Karoline Leavitt take over Police Blotter Fax Friday live at the Community Oven in Epping, NH. Today, a raccoon walks through a drive-thru. Silly, everyone knows you need to be in a car! Tune in for our two winners: the Swiss Guard springs into action and a swan suffers a tragic death. See mugshots, photos, and videos at the front page of our site!

Howie broadcasts live from The Community Oven in Epping, NH, to bring you the latest in government incompetence and corruption. In between bites of delicious calzone, the Captain discusses the migrant problem throughout major U.S. cities and the sudden hesitance to get newly rolled-out COVID vaccines! Go figure!

Howie broadcasts live from the Community Oven in Epping, NH, after a scrumptious pizza and cup of ice cream. Before the Captain chows down on a calzone, he discusses the comments made by James Comer on the dwindling confidence in Christopher Wray. Then, Howie and Karoline Leavitt talk the children's pride parade in our nation's capital. Tune in!

The town that Billy Sunday couldn't shut down, but Lori Lightfoot sure could! Tune in to hear what FORMER Mayor Lori Lightfoot is up to now! Karoline broadcasts live from the Community Oven in Epping, NH! She shares her weekly Saturday routine, where she debates none other than Barney Frank live on Newsmax. Then, Karoline discusses the heated battle between major television networks to host the Republican debates.

Karoline discusses her former congressional opponent Chris Pappas' celebration of Pride Month, something the guests at the Community Oven live show are not too keen about! The Democrats would never honor veterans the same way they celebrate the LGBTQ cohort.

Karoline Leavitt broadcasts live from The Community Oven in Epping, NH. Today, Karoline points out a very strange thing about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. He pronounces his own name two different ways! Then, Karoline hits on some news local to the live show. Tune in!

When Trump carefully descends a ramp? Neurological disorders. Neuropathy. When Biden face-plants on stage at the Air Force Academy commencement? Nothing...

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Taylor takes over for the six o'clock hour to wrap up the Howie Carr Radio Network's celebration of Pride Month. To commemorate the occasion, Taylor discuses the social contagion threatening today's youth that has trickled down through society to convince girls at alarming rates that they are boys stuck in the wrong body. Of course, today would not be complete without a rehashing of Biden's horrible fall. Tune in!

If Donald Trump were president, the border wouldn't be a problem. Howie shares the increasingly common headlines about migrants in the news. They're stuffing them into hotels, school gyms, and apartment buildings. Plus, don't miss the next Chump Line call from Roscoe the wonder pug!

It's a tragedy and a horror that the people of Massachusetts have lasted this long enduring Happy Hour prohibition. Howie discusses movements in the MA legislature to change it, but for some reason, his listeners don't mind not having economical drinking deals. They must not know what they're missing.

Biden's fallen, and he can't get up! Howie and the crew have a blast poking fun at the man who didn't hesitate mocking Trump when he scuttled down a ramp at a slow gait. Then, Howie and Emma celebrate Pride Month by commending the Pentagon for cancelling a drag show on an Air Force base and suggesting everyone go watch Matt Walsh's "What is a Woman?"

Habemus infantem! Grace's baby girl is HERE! While Grace is away, Howie Carr and Taylor Cormier are here to present Woke or Joke, the game where listeners like you guess between real, terrible, horrible headlines and ones the crew made up!

Toby Leary fills in for Grace while she's on her first full day of maternity leave! Toby discusses the decision by Chris Christie to throw his hat in the presidential ring...again. Toby takes us down memory lane as he talks about Alan Keyes, who did chose a similar path running for president over and over again.

While Grace is out on maternity leave, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works fills in to bring you the latest from our corrupt and incompetent government officials. Today, Toby discusses Hunter's laptop and some audio from the vault.

Now, they can get licenses, thanks to the abomination that was Ballot Question 4. The influx of illegal aliens in Massachusetts is dangerous, stupid, and expensive. Howie discusses the lack of transparency from the Healey administration, and he speaks to Rep. Durant about a Freedom of Information Act filing demanding more information.

In case you're not following the woke drag nun hullabaloo infiltrating professional baseball, the aftershock of a crazy, anti-Christian move by the LA Dodgers is still shaking the careers of a couple pitchers.

Christ Christie may be trying to throw his weight around in the GOP primaries, but these Chopped Chumps should bring him back down to earth.Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

Howie's listeners who are still on the Trump train won't hold back when the DeSantis discussion comes up. They sure do listen when Taylor fills in for the Captain, too. Howie talks the 2024 primary elections and lets callers weigh some deep-state theories surrounding the Florida governor.

Howie and his listeners discuss the safety issues related with switching everything over to electric. Blackouts are apparently not out of the question this summer, some publications say!

After their raid of Mar-a-Lago, their infiltration of Latin Masses, or their targeting of Christians and pro-lifers, do you agree with James Comey that the FBI is not a "cabal?" Tune in to see if Howie agrees with the former director. Then, Howie and Emma discuss the decline of the Disney princess and AOC's crush on Elon Musk.

They're still closed on Sundays, so was the "diversity, equity, and inclusion" hire years ago really a mortal sin for the chicken brand? Howie comments on the conservative hysteria surrounding some brands that might not be so bad. Howie cuts Chick-fil-a some slack, and it's not just because they've got some tasty tenders.

Maybe it won't be super tough for you to boycott Bud Light, but perhaps you'll be missing those Target runs when you hop on the latest movement. Karoline fills in for Grace to talk woke corporations and Chris Christie's announcement to run for president at her alma mater, St. Anselm College.

The woke Left is working to captivate every American institution, and it didn't bother stopping at fast food or baseball. Karoline Leavitt fills in for Grace to talk the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence's infiltration into professional baseball and DEI in the chicken industry. Plus, tune in for Karoline's takes on Chris Christie's attempt to take on Trump.

The words of Fatima Mohamed at the City Unv. of New York's School of Law commencement might win worst of the season.

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Jessica Vaughan from the Center for Immigration studies joins Taylor to discuss the border and Trumps election promise of remove birth right citizenship. Then, Taylor and the callers discuss Trumps electability in 2024.

Bud Lights sales are still down even with a holiday week happening. Then, Taylor runs through the chump line.

Tune in to hear the shocking words from a law graduate at the City University of New York commencement that are going viral. Plus, we've got our weekly Hate Mail segment, made better by an extra holiday's worth of hate.

Shocking new information from Jeffrey Epstein's email history includes names of celebrities you may have never guessed would have dined with the pedophile. Then, Grace and Howie discuss the debt ceiling wannabe grandstand in the House. Finally, tune in for a story of cigar cancellation from John of Liberty Cigars!

Got gun questions? Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the show every Tuesday at two o'clock to answer 'em! Grace and Toby talk new installments in the Gunshine State, a.k.a. Florida. They also discuss how infringements to the Second Amendment can land a company in court.

The City University of New York is under some fire from conservatives for allowing a commencement speaker to spew some nasty comments about the nation of Israel, among other things. Grace brings Ari Hoffman on the show to respond to the wild scene.

When Gavin Newsom Tweets something, do you think he gets it proofread first? Do you think he shows a staffer before doing his Twitter-dunking? Grace and Jarred think the answer must be No. Newsom's most recent "Gotcha" had major inaccuracies in when a law took effect. Tune in to learn what the California governor's latest gaffe was!

When you're seven, your biggest worries are green beans and ball games. You're not contemplating gender unless some creepy adult is pushing radical ideology on you.

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Will it be your gas-guzzling lawn mower or your climate-killing washing machine? Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to discuss the environmental efficiency scam that's plaguing the appliance industry. Everything is worse when the liberals touch it, and Taylor vows to fight for his right to a gas stove and an internal combustion engine.

Imagine how many award-winning films wouldn't even be considered under today's current diversity or sexuality quota standards. Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to discuss the insanity in art and cinema. Then, the Wizard of Woke shifts to discuss looters at Lululemon who have essentially free reign to ransack a store.

Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie Carr to discuss the latest demands from gay education regime "GLSEN," which aims to change elementary school word problems and library shelves to display more gender deviance and sexual content. Taylor makes connections between GLSEN and Target as well as the Washington Post. Tune in!

Taylor Cormier, Howie Carr's executive producer, fills in while he's off for Memorial Day. Speaking of the commemoration of the fallen, Taylor has a bone to pick with the former president who decided to make a Truth Social post all about himself. Then, Taylor and Grace Curley discuss the debt ceiling and, of all things, astrological signs!

Grace plays an audio clip from Canadian actress Rachelle Leferve that'll make your mouth drop open. The on-screen vampire makes wild comments about the Target "Pride" section and how it relates to her seven-year-old son.

Grace welcomes columnist David Marcus to the show to discuss the debt ceiling negotiations between Congress and the White House. Once again, there is a lot of Republican infighting, but will the same split occur on the Left? Then, Grace and Jarred discuss condiments. Turns out, there's one spread Jarred simply doesn't dance with. Tune in to find out what it is!

Grace doesn't want to sacrifice good in the quest for perfection, and Speaker Kevin McCarthy's deal with President Biden over the debt ceiling was never going to be perfect. Grace outlines the negotiations and then discusses the outrageous company policy at luxury athletic wear company Lululemon. Apparently, when employees are being robbed, they have to fend for themselves.

Sure, Joe Biden took a slide this weekend to head to Camp David, but that doesn't mean we have a shortage of stumbles and sillies!

Here are the last Chopped Chumps of the week, Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

It's the fourth Friday of the month, and you know what that means! Dr. Matt of Ipswich Animal Hospital joins the show to answer all of your pet questions. From feline frailty to Pomeranian problems, Dr. Matt has the advice and expertise bound to get your furry friend back on track.

Tune in for our fan-favorite segment, Police Blotter Fax, where Grace Curley presents the silliest, slimiest, and scariest stories submitted by listeners like you. This week, there's an old fashioned hold-up, a rogue iguana, and an ode to Billy Joel.

The Sam Brinton saga just keeps getting more and more peculiar. Now, there's a connection between the dodgy Los Angeles Dodgers' drag satire nun group and the luggage thief! Then, Howie welcomes Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy to the show to discuss his latest censorship and the race for the White House!

President Biden is taking quite the slide amidst what even the liberal outlets are calling detrimental, havoc-wreaking non-negotiations on the debt ceiling. If Republicans dare go home for the federal holiday, it's a display of "risky political bravado." But Brandon conveniently isn't mentioned...

AOC claimed that no one really believes the government is too active in the lives of American citizens. Grace finds that funny, considering she knows plenty of people who believe the government does far, far too much. Callers weigh in to talk about the heinous overreach by federal agencies, emergency-authorized powers, and more.

DeSantis has broken his silence on his now-official competitor in his race for the White House, Donald J. Trump. Then, Grace shares the latest on fraudsters in the news! This time, New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez is under investigation for allegedly swindling a car and a hotel room from a Halal meat company.

Major debt ceiling negotiations have been occurring...or not occurring, depending on who you ask. Kevin McCarthy claims he'll be staying in Washington, D.C. to continue work on the crisis. Meanwhile, Joe Biden will be heading to his rural retreat Camp David. Reporters ask KJP why would he consider leaving at a time like this? Tune in for her response.

If it weren't for Donald Trump, the border-wall bread-and-butter of GOP campaign platforms wouldn't exist. Period.

On today's Chopped Chumps we have everything from DeSantis's failure to launch, to the classic Hunter Biden jokes. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie welcomes Mayor Shauna O'Connell of Taunton, MA, to the show to discuss the influx of migrants in the Clarion Hotel for whom taxpayers are forced to buy meals. Then, listeners call in to offer their takes on the Trump vs. DeSantis debacle.

Trump might have called the Chump Line today...tune in to hear! Plus, Howie and the callers spar over the Trump vs. DeSantis debacle. Does Trump have too much baggage? Is it over for this political campaign? On the other side of the coin, can DeSantis earn enough votes? Is he as fierce as the Don?

A listener calls in to vent about the insufferable UMass graduation ceremonies led by people who make substantial six-figure salaries. Of course, they didn't mind shutting down the school for two years while they raked in those salaries. Speaking of UMass, Howie mentions the Durham Report's Massachusetts connections, so tune in!

Is Trump going too hard on DeSantis? Or are the "Rob DeSanctimonious" comments just-right? Howie comments on DeSantis' failure to launch and the inevitable aftermath from such a rough campaign start. Of course, the Florida governor's biggest opponent chimed in, and his Truth Social post is...peculiar.

Ever wonder what Grace's first task at the Howie Carr Show was? She spills the beans during the Crossover. Also, Grace welcomes Bill Brussard of JB AutoCARE to answer all of your vehicle questions. Plus, tune in for Bill's takes on the War on Fossil Fuels perpetrated by the current administration.

The IRS claims they were trying to get in contact with Twitter's Matt Taibbi well before he claims, which is three weeks after he released the bombshell Twitter files. How funny, Taibbi's accountants never got that memo. Then, tune in for this week's round of Woke or Joke, where Wizard Taylor Cormier presents headlines either freaky or fake.

Trey Gowdy rubs Grace the wrong way, but now he's on Fox News, and his interview with DeSantis deserves some reactions. Speaking of the Florida governor, his presidential launch was last night, or at least it was supposed to be. Some technical difficulties led to quite the giggles from the Twitter peanut gallery.

Stiff, slow movements. Brain buffering. Basement reboots. Look, Karine Jean-Pierre didn't confirm it, but it's a whole lot easier to explain your president is a robot than your president is incompetent, corrupt, and senile!

Howie responds in real-time to the abysmal failure of Ron DeSantis' presidential announcement as part of Elon Musk's debut of the new Twitter feature, "Spaces." This cannot be good for the Florida governor, but Trump is sure to have a field day with the tech mayhem.

Here are some Chump Line didn't quiet make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie and Taylor talk the migrants making themselves at home in New York City. Then, tune in for a pretty snappy Chump Line featuring some "debt ceiling" jokes!

Should the 89-year-old senator who doesn't know which way is up resign from her position before her term is up? Tune in for Howie's takes. It's not what you might think! Then, Howie talks the craziness in the FISA courts, and callers weigh in.

You'd think these companies would learn from Bud Light's major marketing mistake, but they continue to Go Woke. Howie hopes this latest move by the Los Angeles Dodgers might cause them to Go Broke. They can't make up their minds. Do they want to celebrate an anti-Catholic gay group or not?

Look, we all are wondering the same thing. If Trump is as ahead in the polls as he loves to tout, why is he so fixated on Ron "DeSanctimonious?" Grace welcomes Karoline Leavitt, spokeswoman for the MAGA Inc. superPAC, to the show, and she isn't afraid to ask the juicy questions. Tune in!

Grace welcomes Vivek Ramaswamy to the show to discuss the Republican primary race. Most voters think it's a clear-cut, two-person race between Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis, but Ramaswamy begs to differ. Tune in to hear what the low-polling candidate has to say.

Is tonight's event bigger for Ron DeSantis or Elon Musk? Isn't releasing a virtual commercial-of-sorts pretty lame as far as presidential announcements go? Grace discusses the Florida favorite's big reveal this evening and, of course, the media meltdown that coincides.

Much Like Christmas decorations creep into department stores months early, gay merchandise is cropping up ahead of pride month.