428 - The Naked Fabby
In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour
Thu, 17 Sep 2026 - 41min
427 - What three things?
In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.
Tue, 15 Sep 2026 - 42min
426 - A hair don't
In this episode from Easter 2022, we were marvelling at a certain PMs "hair", I pick a fight with Julia Roberts and Hazza was in his element.
Thu, 10 Sep 2026 - 41min
425 - Fishi Fishi Binks
In these clips, Boris Johnson was presented with a china chicken, I make a prediction about Don Snoreleone after he lost to Joe Biden and a man has an awakening.
Tue, 08 Sep 2026 - 39min
424 - Jabba the Gut
In these clips, a monkey's scrolling went viral, there was talk of a windfall tax, a Russian ship got into difficulty, and we heard a Star Wars origin story
Thu, 03 Sep 2026 - 39min
423 - Dim Don Dumb
In these clips from Easter 2022, there's a reception problem, we got lost in a city and we were all let out again.
Tue, 01 Sep 2026 - 44min
422 - The non-dom ding-dong
In these clips carrying on from the last episode, a woman had a dream about Pickles (not the food) and Mr Blobby went to Ukraine
Thu, 27 Aug 2026 - 40min
421 - The traffic jam to end then all
In these clips from two different shows from four years ago, we were talking about Fishi's financial affairs, I have a conspiracy theory and we hear about retired sheep.
Tue, 25 Aug 2026 - 39min
420 - The slap heard around the world
In these clips, we got a bill for £37 billion, a person in Spain had wind and a lady had a problem with her phone
Thu, 20 Aug 2026 - 45min
419 - The Prince of Fails
In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum
Tue, 18 Aug 2026 - 42min
418 - The cost of a bong
In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.
Thu, 13 Aug 2026 - 45min
417 - Bad do-gooders
In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.
Tue, 11 Aug 2026 - 49min
416 - Malfunctioning epaulettes
In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police on the police
Thu, 06 Aug 2026 - 41min
415 - Yes we have no cake
In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.
Tue, 04 Aug 2026 - 50min
414 - Unnaturally papped
In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.
Thu, 30 Jul 2026 - 43min
413 - Yummy whips
In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts
Tue, 28 Jul 2026 - 46min
412 - Doris Bronson strikes back
In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.
Thu, 23 Jul 2026 - 42min
411 - What's prime about him?
In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.
Tue, 21 Jul 2026 - 40min
410 - Dogged
In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog
Thu, 16 Jul 2026 - 35min
409 - What's he good for?
In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM’s
Tue, 14 Jul 2026 - 50min
408 - Pwaargh!
In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.
Thu, 09 Jul 2026 - 42min
407 - Bored Blobby
In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.
Tue, 07 Jul 2026 - 41min
406 - Call me Mr. Fied
In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.
Thu, 02 Jul 2026 - 42min
405 - Swedish nuts
In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner
Tue, 30 Jun 2026 - 38min
404 - Wobble how?
In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin
Tue, 23 Jun 2026 - 39min
403 - The Wobbly Moon
In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals.
The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
Thu, 18 Jun 2026 - 41min
402 - A smash and grab raid
In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going on.
The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
Tue, 16 Jun 2026 - 42min
401 - Wet and bleuchy
In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance
Thu, 11 Jun 2026 - 45min
400 - An animalistic roar
In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free.
The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
Tue, 09 Jun 2026 - 43min
399 - The glorious sound of a ticket machine
In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.
Wed, 03 Jun 2026 - 44min
398 - A lot of underwear under there.
In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.
Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
Mon, 01 Jun 2026 - 45min
397 - The whacky waving inflatable tube man
In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.
The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
Wed, 27 May 2026 - 40min
396 - Turning the clock back
In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)
Mon, 25 May 2026 - 38min
395 - New Balls please!
In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.
Wed, 20 May 2026 - 38min
394 - A machine ate my homework
In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.
Mon, 18 May 2026 - 47min
393 - Cutting a rocker's hair
In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.
Wed, 13 May 2026 - 40min
392 - Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding
In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.
Mon, 11 May 2026 - 42min
391 - Picking up a rock star
In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.
Wed, 06 May 2026 - 43min
390 - The Fun Plane
In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirking
The Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production
Mon, 04 May 2026 - 37min
389 - The man who knows everything
In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways
Wed, 29 Apr 2026 - 40min
388 - Not much COP
In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.
Mon, 27 Apr 2026 - 47min
387 - Explaining tennis
In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt
Wed, 22 Apr 2026 - 42min
386 - Is it coming home?
In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute
Mon, 20 Apr 2026 - 43min
385 - Minimising the kissing
In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.
Wed, 15 Apr 2026 - 47min
384 - Football this, football that
In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper
Mon, 13 Apr 2026 - 38min
383 - Getting football done
In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience
Wed, 08 Apr 2026 - 39min
382 - We're going to win!
It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.
Mon, 06 Apr 2026 - 43min
381 - The "B Arc"
In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.
Wed, 01 Apr 2026 - 39min
380 - The roadmap to normal
It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday
Mon, 30 Mar 2026 - 41min
379 - A royal eye test
In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.
Wed, 25 Mar 2026 - 42min
378 - Go faster!
In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.
Mon, 23 Mar 2026 - 43min
377 - Deciding to be amused
In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.
Wed, 18 Mar 2026 - 43min
376 - The price of a pint (Part 2)
In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.
Mon, 16 Mar 2026 - 41min
375 - The price of a pint
In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.
Wed, 11 Mar 2026 - 40min
374 - The vacuum of integrity
In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.
Mon, 09 Mar 2026 - 46min
373 - Boris's Banana Boots
In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.
Wed, 04 Mar 2026 - 41min
372 - No shame!
In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.
Mon, 02 Mar 2026 - 40min
371 - The nomadic caveman look.
In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.
Wed, 25 Feb 2026 - 40min
370 - Haven't we been good?
In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.
Mon, 23 Feb 2026 - 42min
369 - The Curious Furious.
In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.
Wed, 18 Feb 2026 - 44min
368 - Twitter goes down
In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.
Mon, 16 Feb 2026 - 43min
367 - The Space Hippy, Part 2
In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.
Wed, 11 Feb 2026 - 41min
366 - The Space Hippy, Part 1
In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.
Mon, 09 Feb 2026 - 44min
365 - The Grabby Stick of Justice
It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.
Fri, 06 Feb 2026 - 42min
364 - The penny-farthing delivery service
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.
Mon, 02 Feb 2026 - 28min
363 - His Imperial Hotness
In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.
Mon, 26 Jan 2026 - 33min
362 - The shameless clot
In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.
Mon, 19 Jan 2026 - 33min
361 - Lego hair
In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal
Mon, 12 Jan 2026 - 33min
360 - The Fat Particle
In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.
Mon, 05 Jan 2026 - 30min
359 - Sniffing for newts
In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.
Mon, 22 Dec 2025 - 27min
358 - Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred
In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.
Mon, 15 Dec 2025 - 29min
357 - A Silly Fishi
In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.
Mon, 08 Dec 2025 - 32min
356 - Million, billion, trillion
In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.
Mon, 01 Dec 2025 - 33min
355 - The plutocrats wallpaper
In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.
Mon, 24 Nov 2025 - 30min
354 - The 18th happiest
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.
Mon, 17 Nov 2025 - 34min
353 - A hug-free zone
In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election
Mon, 10 Nov 2025 - 29min
352 - Statues and sausages
In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government
Mon, 03 Nov 2025 - 30min
351 - Being unhelpful
It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.
Mon, 27 Oct 2025 - 28min
350 - Special Outrage Edition
In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.
Mon, 20 Oct 2025 - 35min
349 - The Case of the Punched Waxwork
In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.
Mon, 13 Oct 2025 - 34min
348 - The empty Ken Doll
In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on manoeuvrers.
Mon, 06 Oct 2025 - 32min
347 - The squirty cream 'do
In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.
Mon, 29 Sep 2025 - 28min
346 - Happy Days
In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the Oscars.
Mon, 22 Sep 2025 - 30min
345 - Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts
In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we only did what they said and I had to dump a nice lady for builders' language
Mon, 15 Sep 2025 - 32min
344 - Vote Keith Richards
It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.
Mon, 08 Sep 2025 - 36min
343 - A Cavalcade of Clowns
It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".
Mon, 01 Sep 2025 - 30min
342 - Worst. Present. Ever.
In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.
Mon, 25 Aug 2025 - 29min
341 - The Cat in the Post
In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.
Mon, 18 Aug 2025 - 34min
340 - Not a real human PM
In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.
Mon, 11 Aug 2025 - 28min
339 - Waving and drowning
In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.
Mon, 04 Aug 2025 - 29min
338 - The Bat of Death
It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.
Mon, 28 Jul 2025 - 32min
337 - The Hum of Guard
In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak
Mon, 21 Jul 2025 - 36min
336 - How not to pay for a can
In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.
Mon, 14 Jul 2025 - 26min
335 - The Dainty Twiglet
In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.
Mon, 07 Jul 2025 - 34min
334 - The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime
In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Mon, 30 Jun 2025 - 39min
333 - Jacob Rees-Mogg is dreamy
In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had a dream about a certain monocled swizzle stick.
Mon, 23 Jun 2025 - 29min
332 - On standby
In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about
Mon, 16 Jun 2025 - 28min
331 - A blank canvas
In these clips from 2022, I explain American sports, a Boris fan calls and a dull person was the leader of the free world.
Mon, 09 Jun 2025 - 32min
330 - Be alarmed!
In a departure from normal, this week's podcast is the entire conversation I had with an expert in artificial intelligence that took place two Sunday's ago quite late in the show, after most people's bedtime. It was entertaining and scary in equal measure and contains some good advice on how to stay safe-ish.
Mon, 02 Jun 2025 - 28min
329 - The Roadmap to Freedom
It was early 2021 and there was talk of R Rates and substantial meals, I had seen a wildlife oddity and an incorrectly shaped ball and we marvelled at the Spanish
Mon, 26 May 2025 - 33min