361 - Lego hair
In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal
Mon, 12 Jan 2026 - 33min
360 - The Fat Particle
In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.
Mon, 05 Jan 2026 - 30min
359 - Sniffing for newts
In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.
Mon, 22 Dec 2025 - 27min
358 - Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred
In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.
Mon, 15 Dec 2025 - 29min
357 - A Silly Fishi
In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.
Mon, 08 Dec 2025 - 32min
356 - Million, billion, trillion
In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.
Mon, 01 Dec 2025 - 33min
355 - The plutocrats wallpaper
In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.
Mon, 24 Nov 2025 - 30min
354 - The 18th happiest
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.
Mon, 17 Nov 2025 - 34min
353 - A hug-free zone
In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election
Mon, 10 Nov 2025 - 29min
352 - Statues and sausages
In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government
Mon, 03 Nov 2025 - 30min
351 - Being unhelpful
It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.
Mon, 27 Oct 2025 - 28min
350 - Special Outrage Edition
In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.
Mon, 20 Oct 2025 - 35min
349 - The Case of the Punched Waxwork
In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.
Mon, 13 Oct 2025 - 34min
348 - The empty Ken Doll
In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on manoeuvrers.
Mon, 06 Oct 2025 - 32min
347 - The squirty cream 'do
In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.
Mon, 29 Sep 2025 - 28min
346 - Happy Days
In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the Oscars.
Mon, 22 Sep 2025 - 30min
345 - Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts
In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we only did what they said and I had to dump a nice lady for builders' language
Mon, 15 Sep 2025 - 32min
344 - Vote Keith Richards
It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.
Mon, 08 Sep 2025 - 36min
343 - A Cavalcade of Clowns
It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".
Mon, 01 Sep 2025 - 30min
342 - Worst. Present. Ever.
In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.
Mon, 25 Aug 2025 - 29min
341 - The Cat in the Post
In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.
Mon, 18 Aug 2025 - 34min
340 - Not a real human PM
In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.
Mon, 11 Aug 2025 - 28min
339 - Waving and drowning
In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.
Mon, 04 Aug 2025 - 29min
338 - The Bat of Death
It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.
Mon, 28 Jul 2025 - 32min
337 - The Hum of Guard
In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak
Mon, 21 Jul 2025 - 36min
336 - How not to pay for a can
In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.
Mon, 14 Jul 2025 - 26min
335 - The Dainty Twiglet
In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.
Mon, 07 Jul 2025 - 34min
334 - The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime
In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Mon, 30 Jun 2025 - 39min
333 - Jacob Rees-Mogg is dreamy
In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had a dream about a certain monocled swizzle stick.
Mon, 23 Jun 2025 - 29min
332 - On standby
In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about
Mon, 16 Jun 2025 - 28min
331 - A blank canvas
In these clips from 2022, I explain American sports, a Boris fan calls and a dull person was the leader of the free world.
Mon, 09 Jun 2025 - 32min
330 - Be alarmed!
In a departure from normal, this week's podcast is the entire conversation I had with an expert in artificial intelligence that took place two Sunday's ago quite late in the show, after most people's bedtime. It was entertaining and scary in equal measure and contains some good advice on how to stay safe-ish.
Mon, 02 Jun 2025 - 28min
329 - The Roadmap to Freedom
It was early 2021 and there was talk of R Rates and substantial meals, I had seen a wildlife oddity and an incorrectly shaped ball and we marvelled at the Spanish
Mon, 26 May 2025 - 33min
328 - You may be entitled to condensation
In these clips from three years ago, Mr Blobby was referring all questions about his behaviour to someone else, a man calls from the 16th century and a man who knew what he was voting for doesn't know what he was voting against.
Mon, 19 May 2025 - 33min
327 - One night, two parties
In these clips, it was early in 2022 and Operation Save Big Dog was underway, one building apologised to another and we were told to move along
Mon, 12 May 2025 - 28min
326 - No points
It was three years ago and we were preparing to lose a major competition, we heard about Mr Blobby's pre-party grooming regimen and we had something of a failure to communicate.
Mon, 05 May 2025 - 29min
325 - Exasperated, raging, confused and flailing
In these clips from early in 2022, a person had a suggestion about Russia before iot all kicked off, the Winter Olympics deliverd a patriotic lift and Mr Blobby had a photo shoot.
Mon, 28 Apr 2025 - 34min
324 - Death's Entertainment
In these extra-long special Easter holiday edition clips from three years ago, I had mixed up Adam and Richard Curtis, Storm Eunice was causing havoc and a strange man was seeking efficiencies.
Mon, 21 Apr 2025 - 37min
323 - The Soup Nazi
In these clips from three years ago, big eggs were on the menu, someone spent the price of a car on their teeth and there was a weather alert.
Mon, 14 Apr 2025 - 35min
322 - Tooth hurty
In these clips from three years ago, the Tories were pretending to value law 'n' order, a woman had a problem with her eggs and Vlad enjoyed his big table.
Mon, 07 Apr 2025 - 29min
321 - Grabbed by the Fuzz
It was three years ago and there was an unpleasant footballer cat story, a man demanded action on athletes and Mr Blobby was filling out a police questionnaire.
Mon, 31 Mar 2025 - 27min
320 - Keep your thumb in
These clips follow on from last week's, when we were talking about using a well known singing star as a weapon and Bodger Johnson and the rest of the deplorables were filling in questionaries.
Mon, 24 Mar 2025 - 33min
319 - Using Barry Manilow as a weapon
This week's clips from three years ago include something odd happening in New Zealand, Smugg had a new job and I had a premonition about the Tangerine Tornado
Mon, 17 Mar 2025 - 28min
318 - The pantomime horse
In these clips from 2022, Liz Truss was wearing an embarrassing hat, Bodger was looking for somewhere to hide and a footballer did something he shouldn't have.
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 - 28min
317 - A Wasteful Blobby
In these clips from 2022, we were promised a new Bank Holiday and the Queen had a new title for Camilla.
Mon, 03 Mar 2025 - 29min
316 - Best. Meal. Ever.
In these clips from 2022, we were wondering who might replace Mr Blobby, gas companies were very happy, Michael Gove had a plan and I had a treat in Florence.
Mon, 24 Feb 2025 - 31min
315 - The Democracy Sausage
In this week's clips from when Bodger Johnson was the Dear Leader, there's a banking alert, a Beatles update and in a bang-up-to-date clip, an advert for, or rather, against Britain.
Mon, 17 Feb 2025 - 29min
314 - For fox's sake
Following on from last week, in these clips from three years ago, we learn the difference between us and them, find the worst PM in history (apart from the ones that were coming that we didn't know about yet) and there's a bang-up-to-date clip from last weekend that is somewhat mystifying.
Mon, 10 Feb 2025 - 29min
313 - This is just a test
It was three years ago and politicians were being "very clear" and "robust" and we were remembering what Sundays used to be like.
Mon, 03 Feb 2025 - 28min
312 - Throwing up in Harrods
It was early 2022 and we had a slug problem, a Smugg fan calls and we had a snack crisis.
Mon, 27 Jan 2025 - 33min
311 - Being very clear
It was winter in early 2022 and the Prime Minister of the day was a pig in a bottomless pit of it, we wondered who would replace him and I had a call from a Jacob Rees-Mogg fan.x
Mon, 20 Jan 2025 - 31min
310 - The Spanish Issue
It was almost exactly four years ago and there was an odd pub move, I was continuing to be confused by a bird, a man had trouble operating his phone and there was a conundrum about Spain.
Mon, 13 Jan 2025 - 33min
309 - Ignoring the annoying
In these clips from 2021, we were in the middle of The Thing, the Dear Leader was thinking of opening the pubs, but in a strange way, I was confused by a bird and there was quite a lot of bleeping.
Mon, 06 Jan 2025 - 28min
308 - Too much oomph
In this episode, the Tangerine Scream was being disciplined, and as a special Christmas treat, there's a fight between me and Brian from Stockton-on-Tees and the most recent call from Jonathan from Harrow.
Mon, 23 Dec 2024 - 30min
307 - An odd plan for pubs
In these clips, there's a woman who makes no sense at length, footballers were ignoring hygiene rules and there's a lot of info on the coldest place on Earth.
Mon, 16 Dec 2024 - 31min
306 - Again and again and again
This week;s clips include a novel cure for Covid, a man forms his own party, there's a weather forecast that's worse than what we've got now and some hero news that hasn't aged well.
Mon, 09 Dec 2024 - 33min
305 - Beans and the toothpick
This week's clips from 2022 feature a man calling in with a tip, there's a story about The Who and a warning about fuelling up on E.
Mon, 02 Dec 2024 - 34min
304 - Whose Who?
In this week's clips, I had been disrespectful to Peru, a lady calls with news about the Sun and I take on the Bank of England.
Mon, 25 Nov 2024 - 32min
303 - What's so super about them?
This week's clips feature an alarm going off, we find out how badly we fared under the leadership of Mr Blobby and I think I have detected the real identity of a regular caller.
Sun, 17 Nov 2024 - 31min
302 - Floating downstream
This week's clips are from just after the 2020 American election, The Lurgy was still among us and Mr Blobby was the Dread Leader
Mon, 11 Nov 2024 - 31min
301 - Confusing the alien
This week's clips are from just after the last American election and include a Pink Floyd relic and I try to change my address.
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 - 31min
300 - I lose control
In this week's clips, someone takes control of my system, we talk about Andy Pandy, stamps in passports and a caller misses a certain someone.
Mon, 28 Oct 2024 - 31min
299 - The reluctant donor.
This weeks clips include the birthday of The Thing, Smugg said fish were happier after Brexit, a man calls with a solution to our problems and in a bang-up-to-date clip from last weekend, an awful story about organs.
Mon, 21 Oct 2024 - 32min
298 - The Royal Issue
This week's clips include Meghan Markle being criticised, if you can believe that, and a man calls with a plan.
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 - 32min
297 - Ucking what?
This week's is a podcast of two halves, the first from 2020 when there was a problem with Chertsey, the second from 2021 when there was a problem with Windsor.
Mon, 07 Oct 2024 - 33min
296 - The Road Map to Hell
In clips this week, we were talking about mature ladies' disco nights and an odd bird I'd seen runing around.
Mon, 30 Sep 2024 - 31min
295 - A road map to Clownland
It was February 2021 and some of us were washing our shopping, a clown had a road map and a woman calls to complain it hurts to laugh
Mon, 23 Sep 2024 - 31min
294 - Pardon?
These clips are from when Mr Blobby was still in Number 10, The Screaming MeMe was still in the Whitehouse and The Thing was keeping us inside
Mon, 16 Sep 2024 - 35min
293 - What's cooking?
Clips this week from 2021 and from last weekend when I talk to a man about a boat, there's an issue with milk and I chat to a nice lady about school dinners
Mon, 09 Sep 2024 - 34min
292 - The big small bird mystery
It was February 2021 and a person called to confuse us, a man is concerned about footballers' behaviour and there's an identity parade for a winged oddity.
Mon, 02 Sep 2024 - 28min
291 - Brain Goes Spangles
This week's clips are from late 2020 and early 2021, when we were talking about internet shopping, an old frenemy of the show calls to make a prediction about his favourite topic and a man rings who says he invented something huge.
Mon, 26 Aug 2024 - 34min
290 - Powered by humans
This week's clips are from late in 2020, when Priti Patel had been accused of bullying, I pick a fight with a multinational corporation and Donald Trump had lost the election but hadn't started his coup attempt yet.
Mon, 19 Aug 2024 - 31min
289 - Banning singing
It was November 2020 and there was a text about a caller you will hear on last week's podcast telling us why she loves Donald Trump so much, and the government were making plans for ruining Christmas.
Mon, 12 Aug 2024 - 33min
288 - The Gnome Wrangler
This week's clips are from early in 2021, when we were living in bubbles, or some of us were. There's also a bang-up-to-date clip about the kind of food MPs enjoy in the Palace of Westminster at our expense, which you won't like but may make your mouth water.
Mon, 05 Aug 2024 - 32min
287 - She's sorry you're wrong
It was November 2020 and Trump was in the Whitehouse and Boris was in Number 10. Imagine that! Listen out for the most surprising reason to like the Peach Powder Puff ex-President you'll probably ever hear.
Mon, 29 Jul 2024 - 26min
286 - There's no evidence
No intro or outro this week as I have totally lost my voice. This week's clips are from just after Donald Trump lost last the last election and I have cosy chat with one of his upset fans.
Mon, 22 Jul 2024 - 31min
285 - It's out there
This week's clips are from the run-up to December 2020, when there was a kerfuffle about a Christmas song and a TV advert. There's also a brand new clip from my last Sunday show in which I chat to a space expert about a new development in the search for alien life.
Tue, 16 Jul 2024 - 28min
284 - The Toilet of England
This week's clips are from 2020, when The Thing was still about, Donald Trump had just lost and people were furious about a Christmas TV advert
Mon, 08 Jul 2024 - 30min
283 - Two straws and a bottle of whiskey
This week's clips from 2020 include a chat with a man with a gun, a prediction about money going to areas that voted for Brexit and how patriotic Brits should eat patriotic British fish
Mon, 01 Jul 2024 - 27min
282 - The Fabulous Whiner
This week's clips are from just after Donald Trump lost the last election but couldn't bring himself to admit it.
Mon, 24 Jun 2024 - 29min
281 - An Explosive Stunt
This week's clips are from Winter 2020, when the weather bore a striking similarity to Summer 2024. We hear of the departure of a "genius" and what Boris Johnson's other half gets called behind her back.
Mon, 17 Jun 2024 - 33min
280 - A Smash and Grab Raid
In this week's clips from 2020, we find out something about a famous railway line and hear of the dangers of a certain type of meat.
Mon, 10 Jun 2024 - 26min
279 - All aboard!
This week, a podcast of two halves. There's clips from just after the last U.S. elections and a bang-up-to-date rant about Fishi's battlebus.
Mon, 03 Jun 2024 - 28min
278 - The problem with wazzocks
In a flashback to 2020, in clips recorded before and after the last U>S> election, we rail against a kettle ban, there's an issue with driving in the rain and a genius departs.
Mon, 27 May 2024 - 32min
277 - The sandwich issue
No intro or outro this week, I've lost my voice but the clips include a furious reaction about the cheese sandwich issue raised in last week's podcast and the leaf blower controversy howls on.
Mon, 20 May 2024 - 29min
276 - Thumbs up
This week, the reviews are in for my leaf blower impression from last week, a nice lady fights back against a kettle ban and there's a cheese sandwich controversy.
Mon, 13 May 2024 - 29min
275 - The leaf-blower incident
This week's clips from October 2020 include me doing my nut in park, a man comes up with the idea of a minister for common sense years before the Tories and there's some crazy rules about kettles.
Mon, 06 May 2024 - 32min
274 - Fury at the Moon
This week, there's grown-ups shouting at a schoolgirl, a Top Trumps game that goes wrong, I have an issue with electricians and there's some confusion about Boris Johnson's media room
Mon, 29 Apr 2024 - 29min
273 - A big bit of Polish meat
This week's episode is a total hoot. There's the suspicious amount of money that Boris Johnson spent on getting Russians to furnish a room in Number 10, some outrageous spending by the Home Office and a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend.
Mon, 22 Apr 2024 - 27min
272 - A set of steak knives and a fondue set
This week, a child takes a crooked maths test and we find out what the government spends on itself when we're not looking.
Mon, 15 Apr 2024 - 29min
271 - Nailing the phone to the wall
This week's clips include a man calling on an old phone, there's a problem with fish and we find a replacement for Prime Minister Boris Johnson but he might need lots of naps.
Mon, 08 Apr 2024 - 27min
270 - A holiday invasion
This weeks clips include some wet news from a loch, a reminder of who is responsible for a controversial traffic measure and I pick a place for us all to escape to.
Tue, 02 Apr 2024 - 29min
269 - Who's Batman?
It was autumn 2020 and I made a prediction about Donald Trump that Donald Trump tried to make come true and we were laughing in the face of what the world had sent us. Think of it as an historical document with giggles.
Tue, 26 Mar 2024 - 30min
268 - Some Like It Not
This week's clips are from October 2020 when a famous American flew in, a woman was freaked out by her phone and there's some controversy about a classic film.
Mon, 18 Mar 2024 - 32min
267 - The Silly Mini
This week, we were talking cars, there were some rules about eating that we had to get our heads around, Titchi Suitsize had a plan in his old job and some undeserving types got a massive pay rise
Mon, 11 Mar 2024 - 30min
266 - Fun with oven mitts
This week, there's a bang-up-to-date call from last weekend featuring a disgruntled man in Blackpool, some clips from October 2022, which include the 'C' word (not that one) and a rant about bus lanes.
Mon, 04 Mar 2024 - 33min
265 - Lights out at 20pm
This week's clips feature a no-fun Tory conference, we were in the midst of The Thing while getting the B word done and Donald Trump takes a test.
Mon, 26 Feb 2024 - 34min
264 - A very expensive pooch
This week's clips include a four legged film star, we pull a rat out of the ground to see what the weather will do and a man finds a sexy Brexit benefit
Mon, 19 Feb 2024 - 29min
263 - There There is
This week's clips are from the day after we got our sovereignty back and feature me ordering things a restaurant had run out of, Nigel Farage unveils a picture and we got some bad news from China
Mon, 12 Feb 2024 - 33min
262 - A celebrity crank call?
This week's clips are from the day after we got our freedom back, we go over the Brexit festival playlist and I get what I suspect is a joke call from a radio star.
Mon, 05 Feb 2024 - 31min