The Therapy Crouch

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get a little deeper as Abbey and Peter dive into the realities of kindness, mental wellbeing and the pressures so many people face around Christmas.

After a chaotic catch-up covering moustache disasters, school fairs, lost bank cards and black cab etiquette, the pair open up about a listener whose brave email sparked emotional conversations within his family.

From there, Abbey and Pete explore the small habits that genuinely boost your mental health — from exercise and fresh air to connection, community and a good old-fashioned belly laugh. We hear stories about black cab confessions, health anxiety breakthroughs, childhood hymns, nostalgic comfort TV, and why talking is still the most underrated therapy of all.

In the Agony Ab section they tackle group-chat politics, Christmas gifting dilemmas and thoughtful vs. sexy presents… with some truly unhinged suggestions from Pete. It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and a gentle reminder that kindness — to yourself and others — goes further than you think.

00:00 – Intro

00:35 – Shacket debate

01:42 – Moustache meltdown

03:03 – Hiding the length

03:49 – Kindness backed by science

05:28 – A reminder to be kinder

08:29 – Times tables chaos

08:44 – Christmas stress begins

13:07 – The emotional listener email

17:11 – Exercise and mental health

21:29 – Men and vulnerability

27:02 – Black cab therapy

29:14 – Health anxiety & hypnotherapy

32:49 – Comfort TV cures

37:42 – Sexy vs sentimental gifts

47:12 – Group chat politics: Side-chats, snubs & accidental screenshots.

Mind - https://www.mind.org.uk

CALM (Campaign against living miserably) - https://www.thecalmzone.net/

NHS - https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/mental-health-services/

Samaritans - https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/

Better Help - https://www.betterhelp.com/

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete and Ross dive head-first into a festive storm of dilemmas, disasters and downright unhinged questions from you lovely lot. 

Christmas has officially landed in the Crouch household, and Abbey kicks things off by revealing the chaos behind her three-tree setup and why Warren remains the undisputed king of Christmas magic.

We hear from listeners struggling with everything from choosing the right foundation at 40 to navigating surname politics before marriage. Abbey spills the exact contents of her makeup bag, including the bronzer she swears by and the fake tan formula she’s secretly been developing behind the scenes…

Then things take a turn as the gang tackle one of the spiciest questions ever sent into the pod, before offering advice to those dealing with over-keen boyfriends, drama-filled friends, and marriages stuck in “admin mode.” Add in some of the best nickname stories we’ve ever heard, and it’s another wild, brilliant, no-filter episode.

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00:00 – Intro chaos + AMA kickoff

00:54 – Abbey’s Christmas tree saga begins

03:08 – Pete’s winter golf obsession

05:14 – Makeup + maiden name dilemma from a Scottish listener

07:41 – Surnames, traditions & family identity chat

09:03 – Dog names, kid names & Crouch family nicknames

10:00 – Abbey reveals everything in her makeup bag

12:15 – Abbey’s fake tan project

14:34 – “We’ve run out of things to talk about” relationship dilemma

15:38 – Who talks more? Story-stealing & relationship dynamics

17:06 – The pegging question… and boundaries in the bedroom

18:24 – Friend who brings her boyfriend everywhere

19:46 – The gang’s best (and worst) nickname stories

22:39 – More wild listener nicknames: Rigatoni, Pterodactyl & more

25:02 – Boyfriend moving too fast and giving the ick

28:20 – Hating your partner’s friend — what can you actually say?

30:16 – Outro

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of nits, new puppies, and the great household power shift.

Abbey walks us through a full-blown nit prevention emergency that had her sprinting between ten shops and before getting a fringe, while Pete attempts to defend himself after the time he once cut off her entire hair extension at the root during a previous lice saga.

We’re also introduced to the newest — and slightly controversial — family member: Bambi, the tiny dog who arrived under Abbey’s jumper after Pete had very explicitly said “absolutely no way” to another pet. Between debates about who actually runs the house, the kids’ obsession with babies, and Pete being caught lying face-down on a bare mattress after a dads night out, the domestic chaos is at an all-time high.

The pair also chat I’m A Celeb (even if neither of them seems to know the lineup), over-share in true Therapy Crouch style, and dive into some incredibly relatable listener dilemmas — from clingy partners to golf-related relationship politics. It’s a wholesome, mad, and very Therapy Crouch-style catch-up.

00:00:18 — Fringe chaos & shopping mishaps

00:01:20 — Movember moustache “glow up”

00:02:07 — The nit apocalypse begins

00:02:24 — Pete once cut Abbey’s hair off at the root

00:03:15 — Bambi the dog arrives (against Pete’s will)

00:04:15 — Abbey’s childhood pet trauma

00:19:29 — “Quality not quantity” relationship chat

00:20:41 — The coconut oil dog incident

00:23:21 — Did Pete sneak out at 3am?

00:24:53 — Glasgow Rangers lie + football dad stories

00:26:41 — eBay argument: golf clubs vs dresses

00:27:39 — “Chat GBT” chaos

00:28:47 — The 10pm nit-combing meltdown

00:35:35 — Too many knobs & taps dilemma

00:36:05 — Weekly catch-up: horse riding, football matches, date night

00:37:10 — Pete asleep face-down on a bare mattress

00:37:31 — Listener writes in about small annoyances in relationships

00:52:45 — “He’s not trying to escape… probably.”

00:53:01 — Golf politics

00:53:29 — The great golf argument

00:54:04 — “You’re the worst couch of all time.”

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to husbands who treat the morning ‘horn’ like a motivational alarm clock.

We get confessions about forgotten anniversaries, delusional 50/50 boyfriends, footballer–wife stereotypes, marathon horror stories, and the mystery of why some people can remember every Premier League fixture but not their own relationship milestones.

There’s talk of dressage injuries, baggy post-baby bellies, Footballers’ Wives nostalgia, slowgasms, and the eternal debate: is emptying the dishwasher twice a week really a contribution?

Expect chaotic honesty, big laughs, and a healthy dose of Crouch-style common sense.

00:00 – Intro

01:39 – The Karaoke Bar Proposal Nightmare

03:33 – Why Public Proposals Are a Risky Game

04:35 – Building Post-Baby Confidence for New Mums

06:35 – Life as a Footballer & WAG: The Realities vs TV

09:41 – Footballers’ Wives & Dream Team Deep Nostalgia

11:11 – Abbey’s Escape Tactic for Boring Conversations

11:57 – Husband With “Morning Energy”: Too Much Too Soon

14:15 – Marathon Horror Stories: Toenails, Chafing & Chaos

19:03 – Abbey Explains Skin-Tightening Treatments

20:05 – Forgotten Anniversaries & Football Fixtures

22:32 – The 50/50 Boyfriend Who Definitely Isn’t 50/50

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are back from their travels and there is a lot to unpack. Ross kicks things off with his dreamy sunrise snorkel with horses in Barbados, while Peter gives a full theme-park debrief after their “holiday of a lifetime” to Universal Studios — including the rides that nearly had him upside-down, inside-out and mildly incontinent.

There’s chaos from Fright Night, jet-lagged 6am adventures, and a heartfelt listener story that leads them into a surprisingly deep chat about turning 40, giving fewer f*cks and finding out who you really are. Abbey dives into her latest passive-aggressive Instagram threads (no context as usual), sparking debates about midlife crises, emotional burnout and why our brains obsess over insults more than compliments.

In the Agony Abs, they help a listener whose partner double-booked their night out during peak firework season — leaving their terrified pooch in the middle. Plus, an emotional email from a mum navigating the reality of her kids moving to the other side of the world.

It’s a warm, chaotic, funny, emotional episode with plenty of wisdom… and even more unintentional nonsense.

00:00 – Intro

00:18 – Sunkissed Returns & Holiday Catch-Up

00:55 – Ross’s Dreamy Horse Snorkelling Experience

01:46 – Saddle Sizes

03:10 – Movember, Moustaches & the ‘Womb Broom’ Comment

04:51 – Orlando & Universal Studios Trip

06:03 – Terrifying Rollercoasters & Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure

07:20 – Universal Fright Night Chaos

11:14 – Amazon’s Surprise Gift Delivery

15:46 – 'Threads' Begin: Passive-Aggressive Instagram Psychology

17:45 – Life Begins or ends at 40 & Midlife Wobbles

28:03 – Dinner Plans & Relationship Compromise

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take on your funniest and most relatable listener questions. 

From a poor listener whose “handyman husband” has turned the house into a DIY disaster zone, to another who’s convinced the Crouches have restored her faith in marriage, it’s another chaotic yet heartwarming week on the pod.

Pete wades into the debate of why Scotland are “so shite at football,” while Abbey campaigns to abolish homework once and for all. The pair also reveal their proudest life moments — with Abbey getting emotional about motherhood and Pete somehow bringing it back to the World Cup.

Plus, there’s chat on couple fashion faux pas, a dramatic bird update from the villa, and plenty of laughs about champagne-fuelled parenting.

Still on holiday, still bickering, still brilliant — it’s another unfiltered episode of The Therapy Crouch.

00:00 – The pair kick off the AMA episode in Portugal

00:01:10 – Holiday reflections

00:01:49 – Petition to “abolish all homework forever.”

00:03:20 – The bird in the drainpipe

00:04:10 – Listener message: “You make me excited to be married”

00:06:09 – Why are Scotland so shite at football?

00:11:10 – “Have you always been tidy?”

00:12:37 – Abbey opens up about motherhood

00:14:46 – A listener writes in about how the Crouches’ advice saved their relationship.

00:15:10 – Couple fashion debate

00:17:26 – “The Handyman Era”

00:19:10 – The importance of being upfront in relationships

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are still living their best lives in sunny Portugal — but it’s not all cocktails and calm seas. Abbey spirals into her biggest dilemma yet: how on earth to plan her 40th birthday when every idea feels wrong? Between kitchen renovations, skipped parties, and Peter’s “whatever I do will be wrong” defeatism, tensions are high (and hilarious).

Ross chimes in with holiday dreams and more chaos ensues as they unpack why every marriage argument somehow ends with builders, bags, or birthday parties. Listeners write in with tales of Fitbit-fuelled competition, friendship ghosting, and family heartbreak — including one letter that has Abbey on the verge of tears.

Of course, there’s laughter too — from Peter’s golf obsession and dream bench, to Abbey’s life-changing fashion advice that proves every mum can still feel sensational. It’s classic Therapy Crouch: a mix of sunshine, sarcasm, and surprisingly emotional honesty from podcasters abroad.

00:22 – Back in sunny Portugal and feeling smug about it.

01:08 – The surprise reveal: the kids think they’re flying home… but they’re off to Universal Orlando!

02:38 – Flashback to Abbey’s secret pregnancy at Thorpe Park — and why Pete ended up as the bag holder.

04:10 – Abbey’s Weekly Whinge: the never-ending 40th birthday indecision and kitchen chaos.

05:24 – Peter admits, “Whatever I do will be wrong” — a brutally honest husband moment.

06:25 – Abbey declares, “You’re not invited to my 40th!” and jokes she wants an upgrade.

08:12 – The Kardashian kitchen dream and Pete’s sarcastic budget breakdown.

10:32 – Home life meltdown: Abbey rants about builders, skips, and endless renovation stress.

13:10 – The acorn apocalypse: squirrels, gardeners, and a ridiculous countryside conspiracy.

15:00 – The “high maintenance” debate turns into a surprisingly heartfelt love declaration.

16:45 – Abbey calls out Pete for his smartwatch laziness — then a listener’s Fitbit rivalry takes centre stage.

19:25 – A listener vents about organizing a group gift — and creating a “spreadsheet of resentment.”

21:20 – Pete reveals the bizarre golf tradition of buying everyone drinks when you get a hole-in-one.

23:46 – “The Bench Legacy”: Pete’s dream of having his name immortalised on the golf course.

26:10 – Abbey and Pete discuss fashion fails and why confidence beats trends every time.

35:20 – Abbey gives a pep talk to a listener stuck in a wardrobe rut — “Tell yourself you’re sensational!”

39:18 – Listener dilemma: discovering a friend has been replying to messages using ChatGPT.

45:00 – A touching letter from a stepmum losing connection with her grown-up stepkids — Abbey gets emotional.

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On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship dilemmas and personal confessions. From how to tell the difference between playful teasing and emotional sabotage, to tackling the awkward art of dirty talk, no topic is off-limits. 

Abbey opens up about the trauma of post-pregnancy hair loss and how she got her confidence — and her locks — back, while Pete gives a surprisingly wholesome take on Christmas food tastings, banister indecision, and why opposites really do attract.

It’s equal parts hilarious, honest, and heartfelt — the perfect pre-holiday dose of Therapy Crouch chaos.

(Note: this episode was recorded before Pete & Abbey’s trip to Portugal!)

00:00 – Abbey’s cookie chaos & festive food tasting at M&S

00:03:20 – Abbey’s Christmas shopping panic and banister meltdown

00:04:20 – Listener dilemma: When banter crosses the line

00:06:25 – Hilarious “miniature donkey” moment

00:10:10 – The Batman chin debate & couple impressions

00:10:18 – Listener dilemma: Postpartum hair loss & Abbey’s honest experience

00:14:39 – The “Dirty Talk GCSE Drama Exam” confession

00:17:09 – Dirty talk attempt gone wrong

00:20:10 – The “soft launching” dilemma—Is he hiding me?

00:23:29 – Do opposites really attract? Abbey & Peter’s candid take

00:25:05 – Relationship values vs. personality clashes

00:26:09 – Final reflections: finding balance and saying goodnight

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym disasters, and brutal Hyrox sessions, Abbey’s quick wit and Peter’s self-deprecating humour are in full flow.

From the chaos of Brits abroad to parenting dilemmas, decathlon obsessions, and an emotional listener email about body confidence, it’s the perfect mix of laughs, reflection, and holiday chaos.

Expect brutally honest advice on pushy parenting, hilarious household spats about bins and ladders, and the usual marital mayhem that makes The Therapy Crouch the most relatable therapy session on the internet.

00:00:25 – Abbey and Pete welcome listeners from sunny Portugal

00:01:43 – Abbey reveals how their “no drinking” plan spectacularly fell apart on night one.

00:02:18 – Pete boasts about smashing his Hyrox workout — before pulling his calf moments later.

00:05:01 – Pete limping out of the gym “like Saving Private Ryan.”

00:07:24 – Pete gives Abbey his “Weekly Shine” for their stress-free airport run.

00:10:17 – “It’s Brits abroad — we can’t help ourselves.”

00:13:17 – Pete’s obsession with Decathlon, calling it “heaven for adults.”

00:18:43 – Emotional listener email: a young boy nicknamed “Peter Crouch” learns to embrace his height.

00:25:07 – The great “Air Fryer Obsession”

00:27:09 – A listener’s boyfriend leaves one sip of milk in the fridge

00:31:00 – Abbey dreams of ditching society to live in a cottage with 12 dogs.

00:42:00 – Agony Abs turns deep: a listener torn between two relationships sparks heated advice from all three.

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On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.

Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).

Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.

00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special

01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos

02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant

04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?

08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story

09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message

12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate

14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories

16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant

20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma

25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?

27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outro

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.

The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.

By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.

00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.

02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.

04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.

08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.

10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.

14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.

17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.

19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.

27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.

33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.

35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.

42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.

47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.

52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.

Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.

As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.

00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues

00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage

03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown

07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb

10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics

11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal

13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story

15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up

17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure

20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness

22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud

24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughs

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.

From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.

The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.

It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.

00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework

04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations

07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment

14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton

18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals

22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends

24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage

26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s

31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career

33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling

36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence

47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex drama

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.

Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flags

It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.

00:00 – Intro chaos

02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life

04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong

07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?

08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”

10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster

14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession

16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done

19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney

21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety

22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown

24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids

26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacy

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later.

Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney.

It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really never give you up.

00:00:00 — Opening banter & NFL recap

00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote

00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love & step-mom reveal)

00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast

00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs & the YouTube celebration

00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story

00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life

00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up”

00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit

00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break

00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment

01:05:29 — Reflection & closing 

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits.

The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love.

00:00 – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs

00:54 – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage

03:40 – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more

05:33 – Success defined: promotions vs family time

08:45 – A raw question about weight changes in marriage

11:13 – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk

12:31 – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis

15:21 – Abbey’s story about Erin Brockovich’s Hells Angel neighbour

18:19 – Should couples laugh at each other in public?

21:06 – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal

23:34 – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple

26:08 – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left out

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty.

From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way. 

Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss.

00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return

04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans

08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans

09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish

13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits

16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced

18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos

30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey

36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections

38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return

42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius

43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad

47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything

50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires

01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacy

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life.

From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos.

Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is too late for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you.

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Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living.

Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot.

If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples.

00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch

05:00 –Golf, Beers, and Box Sets

10:37 –Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare

12:07 –Clapping on Planes Debate

17:35 –Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living

21:18 –Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession

25:27 –The Truth About Cuffing Season

32:03 –Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two

38:55 –Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys

42:29 –Closing Laughs & Next Week’s Promise

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch,Peter and Abbey dive headfirst into a stream of chaotic anecdotes, seasonal gripes, and painfully relatable British problems sourced straight from Reddit.

From festive meltdowns over £30 advent calendars to public transport germ warfare, the duo unpack it all with their trademark banter and no-holds-barred honesty. Abbey discusses crumpet logistics, while Peter reflects on outrageous public toilets, nostalgic piracy, and QR code culture.

Packed with bizarre encounters, candid parenting confessions, and laugh-out-loud moments, this episode showcases the Crouch household at its most chaotic and most lovable.

00:00 –Crumpet Chaos and HydraFacials

01:10 –Pre-Christmas Parenting Meltdown

02:45 –The Advent Calendar Disaster

04:15 –Facials, Fridges, and Forget Christmas Gifts

05:30 –Horse Riding vs Competition Anxiety

06:20 –Reddit Rants Begin

07:15 –Big Coat Gamble Season

08:45 –Crumpet Dribble & Bearded Hygiene

10:00 –Toilet Trauma Across the UK

11:45 –Strange Friends in Stations

13:00 –Unhinged Dating Shows & Island Obsession

14:15 –QR Code Culture Has Gone Too Far

15:40 – Road Rage & Driving Disasters

17:00 –Grandparents Day Is... a Thing Now?

18:30 –British Rage, Beeping, and Silent Mistakes

20:00 –Wrap Up: Bone Broth & Vitamin D

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into some of the wildest Instagram threads you’ve heard. With outrageous weekly whines about VR porn addictions and kids who won’t relax with the infamous “Shabba”. Expect fiery debates over Scousers vs. Wools and plant of laugh-out-loud moments.

Things take a more heartfelt turn when they read a moving listener message about how the podcast has genuinely helped someone through a dark time—reminding us all of the power of laughter and connection.

The pair also weigh in on relationship psychology tips from Instagram, parenting debates, and even the dangers of topless selfies popping up mid-work. In the Agony Abs, listeners write in with dilemmas ranging from messy friendship hook-ups to dropping hints for proposals, giving Abbey and Pete plenty to get stuck into with their no-nonsense advice.

00:00 – Outrageous cheating confessions and VR porn horror stories

00:20 – Abbey and Pete banter about fitness setbacks and wanky caviar crumpets

04:24 – Abbey reads a moving listener message about mental health and survival

07:29 – The couple discuss the importance of checking in on loved ones

09:41 – Scousers vs. Wools: the postcode war heats up

13:40 – The “Shabba” parenting nightmare—when kids take things too far

14:26 – VR porn headset thrusting story sparks disbelief

17:06 – Abbey and Pete react to Instagram ‘relationship psychology’ tips

22:08 – The massage vs. masturbation debate takes a hilarious turn

28:02 – Do women really sleep worse next to men?

38:25 – Awkward friendship hookup threatens to ruin everything

42:01 – A listener begs for proposal tips and ring-shopping advice

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.

Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.

With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.

00:00 – Intro

00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.

00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.

00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.

00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.

00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.

00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.

00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.

00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.

00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.

00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.

00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve.

With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits.

Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled.

Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments!

00:00 – Intro

00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host

01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills

05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family

09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery

12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment

15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home

17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia?

23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni

27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party

31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth

33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time?

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.

There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.

00:00 – Intro

00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…

00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries

04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)

10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando

10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos

13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath

15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?

19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails

19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?

26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?

30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?

31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to cope

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.

From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.

They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.

With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.

00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school

00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles”

00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers

00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama

00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories

00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do”

00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage

00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession

00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs

00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out

00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families

00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years younger

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits.

Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon.

Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand.

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00:00 – Intro

00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia

04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness

09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool

12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them?

15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong

20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches

25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years

28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans…

28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey

31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two

34:52 – Adidas vs Salomon

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.

Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.

The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.

And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!

00:00 – Intro

00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip

02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid

03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician

07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game

11:02 – First Everton match

12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings

13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story

17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap

22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach

25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt

41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other women

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On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.

From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.

Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.

Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.

00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.

05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.

08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.

12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.

14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?

18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?

20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?

23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?

26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.

26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?

29:33 – Wrapping up

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.

Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).

Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…

00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive

02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover

07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout

10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life

14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France

18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate

20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa

23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt

27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love

30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust

39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love

44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.

Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.

The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.

Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.

00:00 – Intro

01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.

03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.

05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.

07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.

11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.

12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?

13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations

18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?

19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!

22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.

26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).

28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?

30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.

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This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker, and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…

The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after The X Factor, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.

Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.

00:00 – Intro

07:15 – Self-service tills & checkout flirting

13:20 – Skidmark confessiona

13:44 – Introducing Olly Murs

15:10 – Knicker-throwing fans & worst gig gifts

15:33 – Irish twins news & parenting chaos

19:15 – Olly’s dog poo nightmare

23:21 – The ultimate nappy disaster

25:06 – Missing newborn moments while on tour

31:18 – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US

38:49 – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award

39:34 – From music to TV presenting: The Voice & X Factor

45:32 – The surreal car crash story

53:10 – Handling overnight fame

57:44 – Staying grounded while living the dream

01:02:12 – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV

01:06:30 – Final laughs & Olly’s parting words

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In this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random.

The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters.

Abbey and Peter also offer heartfelt advice to a parent of an autistic child, swap tips for surviving long-haul flights with toddlers, and reveal their go-to Italian deli orders. Expect chaos, belly laughs, and a healthy serving of unsolicited life wisdom.

00:00 – Abbey, Peter & Ross kick off AMA episode.

01:01 – Batman chin debate spirals into Robert Pattinson chat.

05:10 – Wimbledon restaurant tips & ice lolly vs ice pop argument.

07:02 – Midwife’s calm home birth interrupted by prank gone wrong.

11:08 – The strict list of superstitions.

13:04 – Peter reveals his “lucky pants” and pre-match rituals.

15:28 – Listener asks for gangster film with romance recommendation.

17:05 – Emotional letter from mum of autistic child; Abbey & Peter’s advice.

19:33 – Travelling to England from New Zealand with an 18-month-old.

22:24 – Peter talks about Grenfell Athletic.

24:04 – Peter jokes about defenders being “second-class citizens.”

25:54 – Peter & Abbey reveal favourite dishes from their Italian deli.

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On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.

From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.

It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.

00:00 – Opening chaos

00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.

00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.

01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.

04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.

10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.

15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.

18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.

20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.

22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.

28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.

33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.

36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.

49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.

53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.

Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.

Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.

00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap

01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games

03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?

04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”

07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!

07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”

09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy

11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring

13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars

15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?

19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger

23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.

From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.

00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip

01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior

02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise

04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea

06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster

08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids

10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book

13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines & shoutouts

15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion

18:00 – The two types of families on holiday

20:00 – Abbey & Pete’s Little Moons obsession

22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation

24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls

26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids

30:00 – Abbey & Pete try decoding Gen Z slang

36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins

39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman

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On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.

Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…

Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.

00:24 – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off

01:25 – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups

03:06 – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks

05:03 – Peter’s awkward fan encounter

07:02 – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”

10:15 – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics

12:45 – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up

17:10 – The bald cap date disaster

21:26 – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce

26:14 – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama

30:02 – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside.

Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors like a moody teen and Abbey’s off on a secret 75-mile pottery mission. There’s also a heartfelt letter from a listener who found solace in the pod after an unimaginable year of grief.

From lazy husbands and ghosting boyfriends to parenting politics and picnic romance, this week’s episode is full of laughs, love, and a few roastings.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of Oasis and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm.

Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the greatest band of all time (cue the chaos). The duo share their summer holiday highlights, gym struggles (bread vs. biceps), and offer up life advice to a listener whose boyfriend can’t let go of his cheating ex’s cousin.

If you’re here for banter, brutally honest relationship advice, or to just hear Pete get roasted, you’re in the right place.

⏳ 00:00 – Opening chaos

⏳ 00:33 – Welcome to the AMA

⏳ 06:45 – Oasis comeback: Pete’s hot take begins

⏳ 15:27 – Starbucks sponsor segment

⏳ 18:00 – Listener dilemma

⏳ 24:30 – The psychology of popularity (and being nice)

⏳ 27:30 – Hen do vs. stag do

⏳ 38:10 – Final listener follow-up

⏳ 42:00 – Wrap-up and goodbye from The Therapy Crouch

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.

From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits.

Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).

Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badly-behaved boys in airport lounges, and a serious wardrobe shift from Amalfi Chic to full-blown Decathlon Dad. Plus, why Peter’s laugh might just be the thing that saves him from becoming one of those miserable old blokes in a chair.

So if you’re into hilarious parenting confessions, marriage bickers, and the best accidental insults ever delivered, you’re in for a treat.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.

Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive.

We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core.

Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow?

It's one for the ages.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russell drops explosive truths about historical icons on his hit podcast Evil Genius, and reflects on the unexpected lessons that come from fatherhood.

Plus, there’s plenty of laughs about sex talk gone wrong, affirmations gone weird, and why a dog might be your best wingman. If you want to know what happens when someone tries mirror affirmations in a dressing gown while their partner dies laughing—this one’s for you.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously.

There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpool legends. Plus, the great Diet Coke vs. Full Fat Coke debate rages on, and one listener makes the gang cry-laugh with a mysterious message about… “laying bricks.”

It’s messy, it’s mad, it’s very much The Therapy Crouch.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!

From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.

Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually saved Black & Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel Deadline, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.

There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter.

If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you.

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.

The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).

We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.

Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership.

Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on what really goes down inside the golf bag. Plus, things heat up in the Agony Abs with a 4AM mystery call, a Father’s Day card conundrum, and some bonk beat revelations you’ll never unhear.

If you’re in the mood for golf, gossip, and good vibes, this is one for you.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.

From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.

A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.

We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.

So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.

Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.

Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile…

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Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy.

Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for...

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In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy CrouchPete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.

Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum.

Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage therapy from Britain’s most entertaining couple.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.

Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you.

Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered.

#TheTherapyCrouch #ParentingProblems #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast 

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In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last.

Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid answers from the viral "16 Questions to Fall in Love Again" challenge. If you've ever wondered what keeps long-term love alive, or how couples navigate tough pasts with grace and laughter, this one’s for you.

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In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!

Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix.

Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️

It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.

🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts

💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.

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In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.

Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion

Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos…

The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.

Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during p*rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?

Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed.

Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house...

There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌

No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions!

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“Don’t ever say that again” 😂

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).

Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.

Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).

Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.

Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.

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On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.

From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.

Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really).

00:00 - Best of 2025!

01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?

02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?

04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game

11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband

13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do

15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!

22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch

26:08 – Is life over at 30?!

27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?

32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!

#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.

From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.

Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.

A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile. 

🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.

Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.

The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt. 

To contact us: 

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.

Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.

We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.

From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.

#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals

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In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos.

From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships.

Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans.

⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro

⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?

⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?

⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance

⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names

⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story

⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes

⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making

⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama

⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental Resilience

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!

From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.

We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.

Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).

If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?

From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.

Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.

Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.

⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!

⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem

⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?

⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?

⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos

⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)

⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”

⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase

⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.

Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!

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03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder

06:14- Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging

13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century

20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams

34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.

Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

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00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. 

From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo. 

Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.

Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:

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00:00 – Agony Abs Special.

03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.

09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…

14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.

19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.

21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"

31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com 

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?

Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests!

And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly.

There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant.

So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!

00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter

00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins.

00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog”

00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua

00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.

Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of

buttery baked goods during a health kick.

There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive

into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.

Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,

teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”

If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.

⏳ 03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.

⏳ 07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.

⏳ 16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.

⏳ 19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.

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On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!

Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!!

We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP

And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door.

All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.

Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).

We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.

Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…

If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!

⏳ 07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!

⏳ 16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?

⏳ 21:50 – The WORST way to break up…

⏳ 30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.

⏳ 39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits…

Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces.

Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.)

If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.

⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.

⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.

⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?

⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”

⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.

⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…

⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.

⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.

⏳ 27:50 – Signing off!

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it.

From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths.

Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?!

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📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special

📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown

📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?

📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate

📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)

📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards

📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?

📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?

📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?

📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep

📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special!

From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles.

We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate).

Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate.

Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments!

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00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?"

07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly

16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather"

20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game

28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.

From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids

absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip.

Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debate

whether they should just move to the mountains forever.

Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in Agony

Abs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons?

If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, this

episode is for you.

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00:00:00- Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief.

00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits.

00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown

00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter

00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey.

00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains.

00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories

00:42:26 – Final thoughts

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!

From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names. 

Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback?

And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself…

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00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge

06:06 – Baby name wars

14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories

20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues!

25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling.

With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner.

Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis.

And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating?

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00:00:00 – Intro

00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39

00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable

00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first

00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship?

00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship

00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’

00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis

00:42:15 – Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?!

00:47:12 – Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating…

00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying

00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction?

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.

From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice

in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!

And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between

romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.

Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!

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00:00 – Welcome to the AMA

04:15 – An outrageous question!

10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter

17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple

23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s

29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships

35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought

42:10 – Agony Abs

48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story

54:55 – Marriage advice

1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words

1:08:40 – what’s coming next!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.

The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.

Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads. 

Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.

Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.

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00:00 - Intro

06:05 – How BINGE! was born.

08:45 – One Show appearance gone wrong…

10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.

15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.

24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids

30:24 – School-gate politics.

35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?

38:11 – The great bedtime battle.

44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.

46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.

48:45 – Final thoughts.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! 

Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit?

Abbey makes a shocking confession about her real last name, Peter shares his football wisdom for aspiring young players, and the couple hilariously dissect the deeper meaning behind their favourite animals—expect everything from spiritual awakenings to outright disbelief!

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00:00 - Intro

02:05 - Lent Sacrifices

05:50 - The Animal Personality Test

10:40 - Abbey’s Go-To Travel Outfit

14:10 - He Got His New Girl a Telescope?!

19:20 - The Ultimate 50th Birthday Itinerary

23:45 - Wedding Planning: What to Splurge & Save On

27:10 - Peter’s Football Advice for Young Players

30:20 - Family Meeting

33:10 - Favourite Actors

34:40 -Abbey’s ‘Accidental’ Name Change  

35:55 - Final Thoughts

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.

From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. 

Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern dating, outrageous housemate behavior, and the bizarre trend of people manifesting their way to success. Plus, in Agony Abs, the team tackles a listener’s plea for help with a boyfriend who believes birds aren’t real…

It’s Biggins, it’s bonkers, and it’s one you don’t want to miss!

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00:00 – Intro

02:54 – How Biggins & Abbey became besties

04:16 – Why Biggins refuses to do any more reality TV

07:59 – Crashing an Oscar winner’s honeymoon

12:43 – The bizarre Poldark scene…

15:55 – Abbey’s secret singing career

17:10 – Heartbreaking reality of closeted stars in Hollywood

24:09 – What makes a relationship last?

30:54 – Why Biggins avoids texting

39:50 – My boyfriend thinks pigeons are government drones

44:50 – “He makes too much noise… in bed!"

47:46 – Biggins signs off

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!

Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.

In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.

Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!

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00:00 – Intro

01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience

04:53 – The Blur documentary

08:04 – True or false headlines

13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!

15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce

18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?

24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying

26:35 – Household chores

28:10 – Bed making

30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience

34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. 

Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling.

The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards. 

Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language?

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00:00 Introduction

04:22 Balancing Boundaries

07:03 Staying Sober

13:17 Keeping Creative

16:46 ADHD

20:43 Weekly Whine Club

24:59 The Truth Hurts

32:47 Book Club

37:39 Agony Abs

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?!

Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories.

And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter…. 

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00:00 Intro

06:34 First Impressions

09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories

12:48 Social med

22:31Agony Abs

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. 

Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. 

We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly. 

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!

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00:00 Introduction

05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters

11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts

18:31 Love Around the World

22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend

26:32 Social Media Parenting

32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and Flirting

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On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!

The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. 

The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy! 

And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around… 

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00:00 Introduction

04:14 True Romance 

07:41 Underated Undies

11:37 Online Dating

13:29 Managing Morning Sickness

15:02 Wikifeet 

19:02 Travelling with Kids

23:18 (Not So) Gentle Parenting

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!

In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!

We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!

And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted! 

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00:00 Intro

03:12 Family

05:31 Weekly Whine Club

08:17 Coffee Culture

14:30 Apres Abbey

20:06 Style over Substance

23:55 Chinese New Year

28:58 Agony Abs

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days!

We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse. 

Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals 

And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streets

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00:00 Introduction 

06:34 Super Ally

09:37 Telly picks

12:45 Makeup tips

14:45 Walking Tall

18:11 Would You Rather

20:41 Epidural Please

23:37 Cool Cars

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting! 

Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes! 

As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days. 

The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship!

And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmark

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00:00 Introduction

04:53 Fashionistas!

06:02 Double Denim

09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh

14:09 Birthday Bonanza

16:47 Abbey’s Addictions

23:32 January Roundup

26:21 Boring Brother Texts

32:28Situationships

37:28 Honeymoon Bliss

43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years! 

Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic!

We also lay down some Therapy Crouch ground rules of where and when a shabby is acceptable after one of our listeners hubby’s went a little gung ho with his trigger finger after she picked up a nasty injury….

And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Pete give their final verdict on the Liverpool vs London debate!

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00:00 Intro

05:08 Shabba Etiquette

09:23 Trippin

14:17 Health is Wealth

18:58 Caring or Controlling?

20:35 All About the CONFIDENCE!

23:37 Trendy Pete

29:19 Liverpool or London?

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!

Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves

Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids! 

And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind

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00:00 Introduction 

04:30 Surprise Success

08:02 Personal Preferences

11:29 Childhood Nostalgia

13:29 Car Cleanliness 

19:17 Weekly Whine Club

28:14 Subscribe!

39:05 Double Standards

45:07 Bill Please

50:31 Agony Abs

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days. 

In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill!

We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip. 

And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS!

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00:00 Introduction

02:10 Great Guests

03:59 Ibrox

09:18 Ski Trip

13:46 Balancing Act

17:33 Parental Planning

19:24 Get Fit!

23:12 Hot Girl Fridays!

25:14 Dangling or Fixed?

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on. 

As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with those post Christmas blues. 

Abbey and Peter also discuss their recent holiday getaway during the Christmas period, and Abbey reveals just how she coped with her digital detox!

And stick around for the agony abs where we hear from a fellow scouser whose native wit has landed her in hot water with a waiter!

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00:00 Introduction

02:31 Happy Holidays

09:58 Cruisin for a Bruising

16:03 Rooters Will Find

21:28 Bookworms

26:01 January Blues 

30:52 Emotional Documentaries 

35:08 Agony Abs!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching. 

Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted. 

After a brief appearance of the weekly whine club, Abbey and Peter are on hand answering all the questions that have been on your mind over the festive period and into the new year! 

Abbey and Peter are asked to reflect on their personal highlights of 2024 as well as their goals for 2025, and Abbey lifts the lid on who her favourite guest from her own smash hit podcast, Exhibit A, was last year. 

We also have advice for a young listener whose plans at the perfect proposal have gone awry after the dreaded in-laws have got involved, and Abbey gives advice to a listener whose fear of flying is stopping her living her best life

And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter curate the perfect tinder profile for one another - expect fireworks!

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00:00 Introduction

04:01 Pete’s New Bird

08:29 Fear of Flying

13:22 The Greatest Guest

15:39 Perfect Proposals

18:42 It Was A Very Good Year

23:53 Role Play

29:13 Perfect Pregnancies

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than UK power couple Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper!

Joel is in his true comedic element on this episode so expect plenty of laughs as he tries to relive his first date with bombshell wife Hannah and how a bit of jet lag may have actually saved their marriage before it even took off. 

We also get a lot more than we bargained for when they reveal what their mystery bonk beat would be (clue; you’ll never guess it) and Joel leaves Abbey and Peter in complete shock with his leaky nipple admission. 

Joel and Hannah are also on hand for our hilarious Agony Ab section in which we hear from a listener who is already struggling to keep up with their New Year’s resolutions, as well as from a wife whose husband pretentious film taste is driving her to distraction..

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Introduction 

08:30 It’s a bit Nippy

12:17 Home is Where the Heart is

18:04 Pod Life

21:35 Where it Began

30:19 Honeymoon Phase 

37:41 Showbiz

42:03 Quickfire

01:00:34 Agony Abs

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are wishing you a very happy New Year!!

With it being the holidays it is only a mini podcast today however it is still filled with a lot of laughs and our trusty Agony Ab is still providing some much needed advice to the rest of the nation. 

Can’t wait to hear from you all in the New Year and thank you for your continued support, and keeping Ross in a job!

00:00 Intro

05:35 New Year's Resolutions 

15:06 Cultural Names

17:04 Smelly Shoes

18:04 Dinner Party Dilemmas

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T’was the night before Christmas and yet your favourite couple are still in full content creation mode and have pulled out all the stops to bring a bit of festive cheer to the end of your year. 

In this very special, festive edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete have donned their Christmas hats and are reflecting on what has been the best year of the podcast so far! 

From Yellowstone specials, to some amazing guests, and some amazing listener messages - Abbey and Peter are discuss everything they’ve been thankful this year whilst still spreading that Christmas cheer. 

We hear from listeners who have been inspired by Abbey’s love of animals to try and raise awareness, as well as one unfortunate dinner party host whose cheeky guest threatened to derail her Christmas meal. 

Happy holidays to all our wonderful listeners and we hope you enjoy this fun filled festive special of The Therapy Crouch!

00:00 Intro 

04:20 Pet Rescue

08:48 Copycats

11:09 What a Year!

22:23 Secret Santa

24:46 Greedy Guests

27:50 Happy Holidays!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!!

In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes. 

The gang discuss the potential for Therapy Crouch on tour next year, as well as whether they have now been blacklisted from Prince Williams Christmas card list!!

Ross also reveals his all time favourite nickname off one of the lads he used to work with, and Peter’s boring past times are exposed to the nation. 

Stay tuned for this and much much more on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! 

00:00 Intro 

02:56 Ski Trip

07:46 Legs 11

10:42 Boys on Tour

14:59 Driving me CRAZY

22:17 Trivial Persuits

23:41 Hangover Days

27:19 Walking or Crawling

31:02 David’s DEAD?!

34:28 Remember my Name

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On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic crouch style to an almost all nighter! 

But fear not, your favourite comedy couple have dusted themselves down and braved the record today to reflect on how to keep your Christmas spark alive even if it’s the last thing you want to do!

Although Christmas can be one of the most magical times of year, it can also be one of the toughest, from missing loved ones no longer with us, to feeling the pressure to get everything perfect - Crimbo ain’t always all it’s cracked up to be.

That’s why Abbey and Pete are giving you their top tips on how to achieve a little bit of festive fun, no matter your situation. 

We also hear from a listener whose boss’ halitosis has left them dreading any mistletoe moments, as well as from a hubby who can’t keep his hands out the advent calendar!! 

And stick around for one of our more poignant messages of the series so far where a listener who has found themself in a really difficult situation has found the therapy crouch as their greatest comfort. 

Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 

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