Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Continuing the Jew Special Commentary now in Romania! We dive into the last few bits of my special Jew on my Youtube now. If you're listening stick around till the end and you can hear all the songs on my Edinburough playlist while I was running this hour of material there!

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

The Music:

Go Down Moses- Louis Armstrong 

Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen

Losing My Religion - REM

Kleinkunst - Fiva

One of Us - Joan Osborne

Hava Nagila - Dick Dale

Mordecai - Josh Williams

Common People - William Shatner

I've done a lot of these commentaries over the years and I've found them to be incredibly interesting as a fan of comedy and useful as a comedian. Today I'm gonna break down the first half of my latest masterpiece Jew. This one might be one you wanna watch cause I actually have the rights to play the special on youtube!

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

The Music:

Kleinkunst-Fiva

Mordecai- Josh Williams

Dave Smith came over for the State of the Union! Dave breaks down what the hell is going on in America and around the world in our annual Skeptic Tank State of The Union, which is usually done in the beginning of the year.  It's always a great conversation with Dave and this time is no different. It's a long one, almost five hours. I hope you enjoy!

For more Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: The Wrong Side of History Tour is on sale now! TICKETS // Follow on Instagram // Official Website

For more Dave:

Dave Smith Official Website 

@theproblemdavesmith - Instagram 

@ComicDaveSmith - Twitter 

YouTube 

The Music:

Chuck Berry - Living in the USA

Sex Pistols - Holiday in the Sun

NOFX - The Idiots are Taking Over

Lana Del Rey - National Anthem

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Geoffrey Asmus or The Only Funny White Guy (Keep an eye out for his new special on Youtube) joins me to talk about war and the military. He's never been in the military and he's never been to war but he is truly fascinated by it and knows a lot of shit.

For More Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

For more Geoffrey:

Instagram

See him on tour

You're An Idiot Podcast

https://youreanidiot.libsyn.com/website 

The Music:

War Pigs by Black Sabbath, Cake, Sarah King, and T- Pain

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Andy Haynes came in to talk to me about his job as a mover. He became a mover the day he moved to New York and was doing it throughout the pandemic. It turns out lots of comics do it because of the flexibility and cash under the table. Plus you get a pretty good workout.

For more Ari:

The Wrong Side of History Tour pre-sale starts this Wednesday April 26! Use code EVIL. 

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Andy:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/ 

Upcoming shows & more: ​​https://linktr.ee/imandyhaynes 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/imandyhaynes 

The Music:

Movin Out- Billy Joel

Move it Move it- The Mad Stuntman

Movin' On Up- The Jefferson's Theme Song

Gonna Move- Paul Pena

Five-time Grammy winner Pete Schickele is unknown to many but if you were a comic in the 90s you may know him as the guy who beat you out for a Grammy. Danny Polishchk brought this story to my attention and it is just wild. We go on a deep dive into who the fuck this Peter Schickele guy even is.

For more Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Danny:

Danny Polishchuk - @dannyjokes 

Danny Polishchuk - Linktree 

The boyscast - @theboyscastwithryanlong 

The Boyscast with Ryan Long | Patreon 

The Music:

PDQ Bach: Music for an Awful Lot of Winds and Percussion- Peter Schickele 

Dice- Andrew Dice Clay

Wild Thing- Sam Kinison 

Fellow Maryland-er Ryan Sickler and I were able to fill up a whole podcast episode just about Maryland. It's the state where we both grew up and have two very different versions of it. Ryan also has a brand new special out called "Lefty's Son" now on youtube! Go check it out and support unfiltered standup comedy. 

For more Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Watch Ryan’s new special available now! Lefty's Son - Full Special: https://bit.ly/leftys_son 

Instagram: @ryansickler 

Twitter: @ryansickler 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@rsickler 

Upcoming shows & more: https://www.ryansickler.com/ 

Listen and Subscribe: The HoneyDew Podcast 

Check out more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheHoneyDew 

The Music:

Turnstile- Holiday

Maryland, My Maryland

Wye Oak- Watching the Waiting

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts- I Hate Myself for Loving You

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Big Jay Oakerson made me pick him up at the airport as my last responsibility as producer (Jewish term) of his new standup special, Dog Belly. I’m so proud of him. The special is amazing. I still find his fashion and musical tastes to be problematic but his standup is among the best in the world. 

For more Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Jay:

Upcoming shows: https://www.bigjaycomedy.com/ 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/bigjayoakerson 

Subscribe & watch DOG BELLY! https://www.youtube.com/@bigjayoakerson 

The Music:

Hound Dog- Elvis Presley 

Drive My Car- The Beatles 

LaGuardia

Drivin- The Kinks 

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Mike Vecchione has a new special out now called "The Attractives" but before he did standup, Mike was a teacher for some rough and tough kids in Philly. He molded and shaped America's wild youth and he's here to tell me all about it.

For more Ari:

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

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For more Mike:

Watch The Attractives

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The Music:

Coolio- Gangsters Paradise 

Big Sean- I don't Fuck With You

Blue Oyster Bar theme

Pink Floyd- Another Brinck in the Wall

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Joe and Henry came over to kill some time with me before we all headed to the Whit Reaper concert. A natural way to kill time is by talking about all the weird times you've had in strip clubs across the country. Enjoy.

For more Ari:

Appearing Live: New York City – March 24 @ The Beacon! https://bit.ly/ari-beacon

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Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Joe List:

Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/

Upcoming shows and more: https://www.comedianjoelist.com/ 

For more Henry Phillips:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/henlips/ 

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/henryphillips 

The Music:

2 Chainz- I Love Them Strippers

Motley Crue- Girls Girls Girls

White Reaper- Daisies 

Mason Jennings- Duluth

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Phil Hanley is an expert on the Grateful Dead. Deadheads they call themselves, and he came over to clue me in on why this band is so awesome. They've got drugs, good music, and cool fans. What else could you want?

For more Ari:

Appearing Live: New York City – March 24 @ The Beacon! https://bit.ly/ari-beacon

All upcoming shows & tickets: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

See Phil live: https://bit.ly/philhanley 

Watch Ooh La La: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzJ245Q4mGk 

Stay up to date on upcoming shows & more: https://www.philhanley.com/email-list 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/PhilMHanley/ 

The music:

The Grateful Dead- Truckin'

The Grateful Dead- Ripple

The Grateful Dead- Terrapin Station

The Grateful Dead- Touch of Grey

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Dan Soder drove with me to Vancouver after our show in Seattle and we had a great time doing some not-so-legal things! Can I get more dangerous than podcasting and driving? Listen to find out!

For more Ari:

Appearing Live: New York City – March 24 @ The Beacon! https://bit.ly/ari-beacon

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For more Dan: 

https://www.dansoder.com/tour 

https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/ 

https://twitter.com/DanSoder 

The Music:

Big Yavo- Hot Box

Sl2mm- Until Next Time

Bryan Adams- So Happy It Hurts

Arcade Fire- Keep The Car Running

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Ryan O'Neill and I spent some time in Salt Lake City with Brent the Liftie! Brent is a lift operator in Salt Lak City and he gave us the scoop on what it's like and showed us a good time on the mountain.

For more Ari:

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Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL

For more Ryan:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ryanoneillcomedy/ 

Danish & O’Neill: 

Check out Beach Cops on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachcops 

The Music:

Lift Me Up- Rihanna

Lift Me Up- Five Finger Death Punch

Lift Me Up- Yes

Take Me to the Mountaintop- Malaco

Into The Night- Royal Bliss

Kevin Ryan and H. Foley came over to talk about some of the first jobs they ever had, which led to a great conversation with the garbage guys about working at country club golf courses. Who do you think would be better at golf?

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

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Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

Follow Are You Garbage: https://www.instagram.com/areyougarbage/ 

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The Music:

Kenny Loggins- I'm Alright

The Yardbirds- Stealing Stealing

Uriah Heep- Stealin

Jimmy Buffett- Peanut Butter Conspiracy 

The Coward of Gramercy and Israel Palestine expert Andy Haynes came over to talk with me about the conflict even though I had no logical points on the matter.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

For More Andy:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/ 

Upcoming shows & more: ​​https://linktr.ee/imandyhaynes 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/imandyhaynes 

The Music:

MC Abdul- Palestine

T Bone Burnett- Palestine, Texas

Woody Guthrie- The Many and the Few

Tricky- My Palestine Girl

Thank you to Yokratom! Home of the $60 Kilo and loyal sponsor for 3 years!

Colum Tyrrell and Nate Marshall joined me in Pittsburgh where we talked about our bathroom fails and favorites in between shows.. in the bathroom. 

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

Nate Marshall:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/IsThatNateM 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/isthatnatemarshall/ 

For more Colum Tyrrell:

https://www.instagram.com/columtyrrell/ 

https://twitter.com/columtyrrell 

https://www.youtube.com/c/ColumTyrrell 

https://www.patreon.com/columtyrrell 

The Music:

Meet me in the Bathroom- The Strokes

Just Do It- The James Malik

She Came in Through The Bathroom Window- The Beatles

Mirror in the Bathroom- The English Beat

Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart- Johnny Cash

Rick Glassman is pure magic. Not only is he the most interesting man in podcasting, he’s also a recovering dork who played Magic the Gathering for as many as 87 hours a week. Rick came over to Skeptic Tank Studios to boss my editor around and tell me all about the game that made Dungeons and Dragons quake in their elven boots.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

Follow Rick for more:

Instagram

Twitter

Watch Take Your Shoes Off Podcast! 

https://www.rickglassman.com/ 

https://www.youtube.com/rickglassman 

The Music:

It's Magic- Pilot

Revenge of the Nerds

Do You Believe in Magic- The Lovin' Spoonful

Sea Change- Beck

Paul Virzi is a great comic but he's also kind of a Guido. Paying for meals is a guido thing. Saying "The Joshua Tree" is a Guido thing. Keeping your car SUPER clean...That's a Guido thing.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

Upcoming shows & tickers: https://paulvirzi.com/ 

Watch Nocturnal Admissions on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81605956 

The Music:

Mambo Italiano- Bete Midler

Zooma Zooma Baca La- Louis Prima

That's Amore- Dean Martin

Be Italian- Fergie

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Tim Brown is a Free Diving instructor I met during my time in Guatemala over the holidays. He's a 21-year-old kid from Australia who decided one day that he wanted to try free diving and now he's teaching tourists how to do it in Lake Atitlan, a gorgeous lake in Guatemala. 

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

Tim Brown

Freedive Atitlan - Lake Atitlan, Guatemala

https://www.instagram.com/freediveatitlan/ 

The Music:

Beyond the Sea- Bobby Darin

Lake of Fire- Nirvana

Holy Diver- Pat Boone

Black Water-  The Doobie Brothers

I apologize for the terrible audio on this episode. The battery on my Tascam ran out so there are only 15 mins of good audio. Brian Simpson does not deserve bad audio so be sure to check out his stand-up and his podcast where you can hear him a lot better! 

For more Brian:

https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/ 

https://www.instagram.com/bscomedian/

https://linktr.ee/bscomedian 

For More Ari:

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL 

The Music:

I Wish I Was Back In The Army- Bing Crosby & Danny Kaye

Stop Children What's That Sound- Buffalo Springfield

Orange Crush- R.E.M

Living on a Thin Line- The Kinks

Shahyan Jahani and Andrew Youngblood were with me for my shows in Dallas and they joined me for a podcast in the green room before it was time for the show. We talked about Christmas mostly and Chanukah and why the holidays are depressing but also great.

Enjoy your holiday! Whatever you celebrate.

Tickets on sale now for Ari Shaffir live at The Beacon Theatre in NYC March 24! Get tickets here: https://bit.ly/ari-beacon

For all upcoming shows and tickets visit: https://www.arishaffir.com/ 

For more Andrew Youngblood: https://www.instagram.com/noyoungblood/

For more Shahyan Jahani: https://www.shahyanjahani.com/ 

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The Music:

Hans Kim, David Lucas, and I talk about free stuff! As a young comic, the generosities of others are what really keep you going. Netflix passwords, drugs, and free meals are all great to give a struggling young comic, and I've gotten a lot fo that over the years, and so have these guys!

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For more Hans Kim: https://linktr.ee/DJHansKim 

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The music:

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Matt Braunger came to talk with me while I was in LA and he told me all about his new special Doug and what it was like growing up in Oregon. Lot's of interesting Oregon facts and a story about us in a strip club in Oregon back in the day.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For More Matt:

Matt Braunger | Doug (Full Comedy Special) 

Official Website 

Instagram: @braunger 

The Music:

Louie, Louie- John Belushi

Portlandia Theme- Washed Out

Eugene Oregon- Dolly Parton

Portland Oregon- Loretta Lynn and Jack White

Fahim Anwar and I talk about how satisfying it is that we both put our specials out on our own. There's nothing quit like doing something yourself. However, we realized there isn't much else we do ourselves...

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For More Fahim:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fahimanwar/ 

Upcoming shows & more: https://www.fahimanwar.com/ 

The Music:

D.I.Y- Gabriel Peter

Jack of all Trades- Bruce Springsteen

Handy Man- James Taylor

Man in a Shed- Nick Drake 

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Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine came over and brought me a vibrator from their new line Vibes Only. They talked to me about how chicks use vibrators and let me try out their app that tells you a sexy story while you beat it with their vibrator. Stay tuned for The Jew, coming to a vibrator near you!

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Ashley Hesseltine: https://www.instagram.com/ashhess/

Rayna Greenberg: https://www.instagram.com/rayna.greenberg/

Girls Gotta Eat Podcast:

https://www.instagram.com/girlsgottaeatpodcast/

Girlsgottaeatpodcast.com

Vibesonly.com

The Music:

Vibrator- Electric Six

Electric Boogie- Bunny Wailer

Je'Taim Moi Non Plus- Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg

Good Vibrations - Beach Boys

Good Vibrations- Marky Mark

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Nate Marshall, Geoffrey Asmus, and Brian Six joined me in the green room at Helium Comedy club in Philly to talk about why Wawa is so treasured among the people of Philly and what might be the equivalent in other parts of the country.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Nate Marshall:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/IsThatNateM 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/isthatnatemarshall/ 

Geoffrey Asmus: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 

Brian Six

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brian6ix/ 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Brian6ix 

See Brian at Helium Comedy Club in Philly on Nov 22:

https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/192474 

The Music:

Bashezy - Old Bay

Little Wawa - Tom Conners

Benny Jamz- Wawa

George Harrison - Wa Wa

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Live from Skankfest Vegas Ryan Long, Jim Norton, Joe List, Robert Kelly, and Joe DeRosa join me as we berate the crowd for telling awful stories about Jews.

ARI SHAFFIR: JEW OUT NOV. 2ND--TOMORROW

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

Joe List

For more Joe List: 

Instagram: @joelistcomedy 

Upcoming shows and more: Joe List 

Ryan Long: 

Instagram - @ryanlongcomedy 

Ryan Long - YouTube

Ryan Long: White Immigrant - Full Special 

For more Joe DeRosa:

https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/ 

https://linktr.ee/joederosacomedy 

For more Jim Norton:

https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/ 

https://linktr.ee/JimNorton 

For more Robert Kelly:

Watch Bobby’s new special Kill Box available now: 

For more: https://robertkellylive.com/ 

https://bit.ly/bk-kb 

The Music:

Lil Dicky- Jewish Flow

Kanye West- Black Skinhead

Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies- Hava Nagila

Leonard Cohen- Halleluja

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Mike Feeney came to talk to me about scams! how to play it off and which are his favorites and his mom, the ultimate scam artist! 

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Mike: https://www.mikefeeneycomedy.com/ 

Check out his special Rage Against The Routine: https://youtu.be/YG2MgJiTu3o 

The Music:

Goog Dolls- Sweetest Lie

Steve Miller Band- Take The Money and Run

Paul McCartney- Band on the Run

Jamiroquai- Scam

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Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen schooled me on all things Punk, hardcore, Ska, and straightedge. These two are in the punk scene hardcore and truly enjoy the camaraderie that comes with it.

For more Ari:

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Cool merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Ian Fidance:

For more Ian Fidance:

https://www.instagram.com/ianimal69/?hl=en 

https://linktr.ee/ianfidance 

For more Jordan Jensen: 

https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/upcoming-shows 

https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/ 

The Music:

Converge- The saddest day

Homicidal- Bad Luck 13

Don't Call Me White- NOFX

The Product is You- Incediary 

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Robert Kelly's got a new special out now! Kill Box is available on LouisCK.com for purchase. But if you want to listen to us talk about poop for an hour first, I highly recommend it. We've got some call in's from a few special guests as well.

For more Ari: 

Get tickets to see Ari on the road: https://www.arishaffir.com/tour

Merch & more: https://www.arishaffir.com/ 

For more Bobby:

Watch Bobby’s new special Kill Box available now: https://louisck.com/products/robert-kelly-kill-box 

For more: https://robertkellylive.com/ 

The Music:

Salt n Pepa - Push It

Kate Nash - Shit Song

Pharoah Monch - The Next Shit

Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here

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Rolf Potts and I got together in Paris, France when I took his travel writing course over the summer. He gave me an advance copy of his new book The Vagabond's Way and we talked about his reasons behind the book while we Flanuered around Paris. This is probably better to watch but do what you want. 

For more Ari:

https://www.arishaffir.com/tour 

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For More Rolf:

Don’t miss Rolf’s new book, THE VAGABOND’S WAY, available now! 

Order here: https://rolfpotts.com/books/the-vagabonds-way/ 

Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rolfpotts/ 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/rolfpotts 

Check out Rolf’s podcast, Deviate: https://rolfpotts.com/deviate/

For events, classes, and more visit https://rolfpotts.com/ 

The Music:

Roam - The B52s

Joni Mitchell - Free Man in Paris

Ertha Kitt - Under the Bridges of Paris

Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

NOFX - Champs Elyses

Iggy - Fancy

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Shane Torres and Graham Kay came over and we sifted through some local news together. In the attempt to steer away from the doom that is world news, we stumbled upon a triumphant story about Rocky the Raccoon and his handler. All I have to say is, don't be afraid of the raccoon in the bar!

For More Ari:

https://www.arishaffir.com/

For More Shane:

https://www.shaneisacomedian.com/

For More Graham:

https://grahamkay.com/

And subscribe to his youtube to be the first to know when his special drops!

The Music:

ELO - Here Is The News

Stone Roses - Elizabeth my Dear

Yardbirds - Please Don’t Tell Me About The News

The Beatles - Rocky Racoon

Ringo Starr - Elizabeth Reigns

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How was your Shroomfets? Mat Edgar came over to talk about his Shroomfest and also all the others we've spent together! It's a good one.

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Get tickets to see Ari & Big Jay in Las Vegas September 21st - one night only!

For more Ari: https://www.arishaffir.com/

For more Mat: https://linktr.ee/matedgar1 

The Music:

Woody Smalls - Planet Shrooms

Dave Matthews Band - I did it

Missing Persons - Walking in LA

Stargazer - Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees

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Out on the fire escape with Big Jay Oakerson on a New York summer night. This is an interesting one everybody. Big Jay Oakerson came to sit with me on the fire escape of my old studio and we talked mostly about how we feel about people looking into our windows from the street. I say if you leave your blinds open it's fair game. 

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For more Big Jay: https://linktr.ee/bigjayoakerson 

The Music:

Andrew McMahon - Fire Escape

Miranda Lambert - Fire Escape

OK, Go - No Sign Of Life

Presidents of the USA - Meanwhile Back in the City

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Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are on the pod this week talking about Cannon's new crowd work special "Huge Mistake." He took 150mg of edibles and then went on stage and talked to the crowd at New York Comedy Club. The only reason Brendan is on was because I forgot he was on not that long ago... Stay tuned at the end of the episode to hear our new stand-up catchphrases. 

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The Music:

Sherryl Crow - My Favorite Mistake

Lily Allen - Everything is Wonderful

Green Day - Time of Your Life

The Donnas - It Takes One To Know One

Mark Normand, Joe List, Chuck, Schiavone, and I all piled in a questionable SUV (It wasn't an SUV) to drive to the new Soul Jole's to do a show. As you know Mark Normand and Joe List have a popular podcast called Tuesdays with Stories! I wanted to insert myself in their podcast so I made them talk to me all the way to Soul Joel's about sexual terms, bad smells and slang. It's a fun one.

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For more Joe List: 

Watch ‘Fourth of July’! 

Instagram: @joelistcomedy 

Upcoming shows and more: Joe List 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/marknorm

Check out Mark’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MarkNormand 

Listen to ‘Tuesdays With Stories’! 

Chuck Staton: 

https://www.instagram.com/discountchuck/ 

Andrew Schiavone:

https://www.instagram.com/andrewschiavone/ 

The Music:

Aretha Franklin - Freeway of Love

Sherryl Crow - Every Day Is A Winding Road

At the Rest Stop - The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man

Oasis - Shakermaker

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Nick Youssef and I went over to Steve Rannazzisi's new house to hang out by the pool and eat our weight in BBQ. We were going to talk about tough breakups in the pool but the day was so nice it got away from us, so we decided to shoot the shit at sunset and talk about Nick's upcoming special instead. Man how nice it would be to have a backyard like Steve's. Check it out on youtube.com/AriShaffir.

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For more Nick Youssef:

Nick is recording his first comedy special! 

Help make it happen here: https://bit.ly/nick_special 

Get tickets to the live taping on 9/27 in NYC: https://bit.ly/nickyoussef-taping 

Nick’s podcast: According to Nick Youssef

Instagram: @nickyoussef 

Twitter: @NickYoussef 

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For more Steve Rannazzisi: 

Get tickets to see Steve October 13-15 at PunchLine San Francisco: https://bit.ly/rannazzisi-tix 

Check out Steve’s podcast: ‘What's the Odds?’

Follow on Instagram: @steverannazzisi & @whatstheoddspod

The Music:

Sopranos Theme

Backyard Party - R. Kelly

Steve- I Am Steve

Our House - Crosby Stills and Nash

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The hilarious Kyle Dunnigan came over to do a podcast and brought his equally funny friend Juston McKinney. We pretty much just shot the shit and talked about anything and everything, from New movies to celebrities, close calls, and the infamous slap. 

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Instagram: @kyledunnigan1 

Twitter: @kyledunnigan 

YouTube 

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For more Juston McKinney: 

Instagram: @justonmckinneycomedy 

Twitter: @justonmckinney 

YouTube 

Official Website 

The Music:

SuperOrganism - Everybody Wants To Be Famous

Fuck You Kyle - Pennsylvania Tidal Wave

David Bowie - Fame

Stars - Janis Ian

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Xylia Buros is a nomad. For the last 6 years, she has been a citizen of the world, traveling from country to country at her own whim. I’m really jealous. I met her in Rolf Potts’s writing class in Paris. So we sat in her Montmartre apartment rental and talked about the nomad lifestyle. She has some great tips on how to make it happen, and some insights into the hurdles she’s had to deal with, and the fun at the end of any of the troubles that make it totally worth it. She really made me want to sell all my stuff and go somewhere exciting and new. 

Don’t forget to subscribe to this podcast on audio and/or youtube. And tell some friends about it. Leave a comment, why dontcha? Tell me the places you’d go if you had nowhere to get back to. 

And get ready for 2Comics2Cigars, the new youtube series! It’s 2 comedians smoking a cigar and talking. Nothing mind-blowing. But it should be fun. I’ll be in most of the first few but pretty soon it’s just gonna be any 2 comics. Sometimes me, sometimes Bobby Kelly, occasionally other people. Gonna be a cool youtube series I think. Skip the people you hate, watch the ones you love. Who cares? Life is short. Let’s go to Cuba.

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Instagram: @xylista 

Twitter: @xylista

Website: Xylia Buros  

The Music:

Eddie Vedder - Guaranteed

Metallica - Wherever I May Roam

Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al

Dixie Chicks - The Long Way Around

Audra Mae - Here I Go Again

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Brendan came over to be on my patreon but we were having way too much fun to keep this content from the public. Smoking weed and talking about bitches, what more could you ask for? Head to Patreon.com/AriShaffir to watch the rest of the episode if you don't already subscribe. If you do, thanks for being a Patron and allowing me to push the limits!

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For More Brendan:

Upcoming Shows: Calendar - Brendan Sagalow 

Brendan’s podcast: Here's The Scenario 

Instagram: @brendansagalow

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The Music:

Fuckin Problems- ASAP Rocky

Heartless- Kanye West

Just Lose it- Eminem

Gimmie Little Sign- Brenton Wood

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Ryan Long and Chris O'Connor came over to talk about this crazy story about a bodega owner stabbing a guy to death. Was it self-defense? That's what his lawyers are saying, but apparently, you're not allowed to stab someone if they attack you at your own bodega. Video of the stabbing from the New York Post is on youtube.com/AriShaffir

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For More Chris O’Connor:

Get tickets to see Chris July 22-23 in Austin: The Red Room At Cap City: Chris O'Connor 

Instagram - @achrisoconnor 

Stuff Island - YouTube 

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For More Ryan Long: 

Instagram - @ryanlongcomedy 

Ryan Long - YouTube

Ryan Long: White Immigrant - Full Special 

THE BOYSCAST:

THE BOYSCAST - YouTube 

Patreon

The Music:

Cyprus Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man

Fugees - Killing Me Softly

3rd Eye Blind - Doop Doo doo doo song about crack (semi-charmed life)

El Boguedero - Nat King Cole

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This is a spite-cast! We did this exact podcast about a month ago but the only difference this time, we swapped out Luis Gomez and swapped Louis C.K in. Louis, Joe List, Kerryn Feehan, and I talk about Joe and Louis' new movie, out now! Called 4th of July. I saw it and man, it's a good one. Head to LouisCK.com and find it in a theater in your town, it's gonna be all over but for a limited time only so go check it out.

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For more info about ‘Fourth Of July;: 

Fourth Of July – Louis CK 

Fourth of July Screenings 

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For more Joe List: 

Instagram: @joelistcomedy 

Upcoming shows and more: Joe List 

For more Kerryn Feehan:

Instagram: @kerrynfeehan  

YouTube: Kerryn Feehan

The Music:

Iggy Pop- Louie Louie

Fuck you Luis

Deep Purple - Evil Louie

Groovy Movies - The Kinks

Bad Company - Bad Company

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Hot Girl Noel Leon came to the studio to talk to me about what it was like working as an "Influencer." When she told me that was what she did for a living I was appalled, however now Noel is focused more on comedy and less on influencing people, so we were able to have a really good conversation about how awful it is. 

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For More Noel:

Follow Noel on Instagram: @noelleoninsta

Check out A Very Inappropriate Short Story Book 

The Music:

Elle King - Under the Influence

Kid Rock - Don’t Tell Me How To Live

Audioslave - Show Me How To Live

Alemán x Mr. Pimp x Talia - Bad Influencers

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Comedian Anthony Devito who once attended a swingers party and I sat on a plane and talked about Kansas City’s least known underbelly of fat people hook ups. KC is known for their third rate barbecue and second rate jazz but they’re actually number one in multiple sex partners among people who should have no sex partners. This is not the first podcast I’ve done on a plane. There was one a long time ago I did with Joe Rogan. But this is the first one I did with video. It’s wild what you can do when you don’t care about people looking at you weird. You guys can act like the people sitting in front of us looking back at two losers publicly making fun of people getting some nasty.

For more Ari Shaffir:

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For more Anthony Devito:

Watch Anthony’s new special: Brain Noise

Get tickets to upcomings shows here: Shows — Anthony DeVito 

Instagram: @comediananthonydevito 

@comediananthonydevito | Linktree 

Official Website 

The Music:

Yellowman- Night Flight

Eddie Floyd - Big Bird

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - I Believe I can Fly

Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky

Mos Def - Leaving on a Jet Plane

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Immigrant bartender comedian Colum Tyrrell and former bartender turned current gullible comic Caitlin Peluffo met me in the studio and had some fun talking about the ins and outs of being behind the bar. The bartender is the most important front-line worker in the nation and the backbone of our society. And these two were some of the worst in this important field of work. Please, tip your bartender

For more Ari Shaffir:

Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew 

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For more Colum Tyrrell:

Instagram: @columtyrrell 

Twitter: @columtyrrell

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For more Caitlin Peluffo: 

Instagram: @caitlinpeluffo 

Twitter: @caitlinpeluffo

Good Time Gal with Caitlin Peluffo - Apple Podcasts 

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The Music:

John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon One Scotch and One Beer

Gretchen Wilson - Not Bad For A Bartender

Hey Bartender

Semisonic - Closing Time

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Former hustler and current standup Ali Siddiq talks with a man who rarely hustles but still does tons of standup Ari Shaffir to talk about all the lessons life gives you. One guy slung dope, the other is one. It's a great conversation from Austin, Texas that brought two cultures together. That taught two peoples about each other. It's a lesson in communication. The boyz realized that words mean different things to different people. But they also realize how similar they were in their upbringing. Even though one dealt drugs, they both remember the space shuttle Challenger explosion. They just kind of had different reactions to it. I'll let you guess which one joked about it as a child and which one thought it was really sad. Ali is one of the best storyteller comedians in the world and he's got a new special out called The Domino Effect which goes a long way towards proving that claim. Check it out now on YouTube.com/AliSiddiq or on his website, AliSiddiq.com.   

For more Ari Shaffir:

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The Domino Effect [One Hour Stand Up Special] | Ali Siddiq

https://www.instagram.com/alisiddiq/ 

https://twitter.com/Ali_Speaks

https://www.alisiddiq.com/ 

The Music:

Ali Bombaye

Rick Ross - Everyday I’m Hustlin’

John Denver - Flying For Me

Michael Jackson - Bad

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Comedian Reggie Conquest converted to Islam over the pandemic. He talks to no religion former Jew current jerk comedian Ari Shaffir about how it happened. Reggie read the autobiography of Malcolm X (who would have turned 97 last week) and gained an interest in religion because of what he read in the book. Reggie knows very little about Islam but he does know what he’s going through as a new convert and that’s what we got into here. Also, Reggie is a big boy so that’s where the title comes from. Get it? I think you get it.

For more Ari Shaffir:

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For More Reggie:

Instagram

ReggieConquest.com

Watch Reggie on Insecure and That Damn Michael Che

The Music:

Hotboii Feat. Pooh Shiesty -Malcolm X

Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

A is for Allah - Yusuf

Omar Souleyman - Warni Warni

Omar Souleyman - Ya Bnayya

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Dave Smith joins me to have our annual (except last year) what’s up with America. We covered everything. From the new baby exterminator laws to the current President, to the media’s attack on Joe Rogan, to the crime wave (of which I’m responsible for some) to homelessness, to Elon Musk, to the war in Ukraine. Dave gives an honest and non-biased rundown of all the topics facing America and Americans today. Dave Smith is on a constant quest for freedom and Ari Shaffir is giving him a platform. It’s a long one, but listen to it in installments if you have to because there’s not a single part of this you want to miss. Also, the queen of England has been dead for quite some time. 

For more Ari Shaffir: Special Taping June 11 and June 12 in New York! Ari Shaffir: Jew

YouTube  Tour Dates  Instagram  Patreon 

For more Dave Smith: Listen and watch Dave's podcasts: 

Part Of The Problem Yo! MMA Wrap  Legion of Skanks

Instagram: @theproblemdavesmith  Twitter: @comicdavesmith

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The Music:

Rage Against The Machine - Freedom

Night Ranger - You Can Still Rock In America

Mojogoddai - Statement

The Rascals - People got to be free

Lupe Fiasco - Bitch Bad

Joe List, Luis Gomez, and Keryn Feehan join me on my rooftop for a wild all-over-the-place conversation that started with friendship and ended in a love child for which 23 states wouldn’t allow early termination. These are 4 of the dumbest people you know . For real. List is probably the smartest because he knows how to spell the word Movie. Luis is obviously the dumbest. And all joking aside Ari is the smartest because of the heritage and also those people value education so even though I was a bad student, I was a bad student compared to them. But it’s still like super-intelligence compared to Luis and Kerryn. Joe is smart sort of. But obviously it’s Ari.

For more Ari Shaffir: 

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The Music: Sleepy Joe - Smog

YKWD Theme

Pozytywnie albo Wcale - Szukam Beatki

Tony Bennet - Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe

Hey Joe - Billy Roberts

Serial inside blaster and now father and comedian Chris Distefano talks to me about what it’s like to be a father. Chris was about as honest (and funny) as anyone I’ve ever talked to about this stuff. He admitted to the negatives and told me about the positives. Very funny and interesting conversation! 

Chris is for real a hilarious standup comedian and he’s got a new Netflix special out today called Speshy Weshy. He named it that because he’s less mature than his daughter. Check him out killing on this special or bombing on a jumbotron in stadiums all over New York. 

For more Ari: Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew 

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The Music:

Paul Simon- Father and Daughter

George Michael- Father Figure

Tobe Nwigwe- Father Figure

Stevie Wonder- Isn't She Lovely

Delta Clear applicant and standup comedian Mike Cannon met up with me at the St Louis Lambert International airport to discuss today’s hot button topic in a discussion you could only be at if you passed a rigorous screening process handled by top industry professionals. Now, I’m not really sure if the St Louis Airport is international. Actually, it would surprise me if any country has a direct flight to St Louis. What if St Louis had a ton of Cambodians on the QT. And there was one 18 hour flight directly from Phnom Peng to Lambert. Still, a whole airport for that? No way. Just go straight to a hidden airfield to unload all your “poppy.” Anyway, here’s the podcast.

For more Ari Shaffir: 

Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew

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The Music:

Sly and The Family Stone - Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be)

White Stripes - Cannon

Baader Meinhof - Meet Me At The Airport

Alison Kraus and Gilian Welch - I’ll Fly Away

Dan Soder came over to talk about his special that came out nearly three years ago. "Son Of A Gary" on HBOMax. This podcast is three years in the making. I've been wanting to get Dan on to talk about his dad Gary since the release of his special, but then something happened and we never got around to it. 

After we finished the episode, I had one last question to ask Dan but I forgot, so I drove all the way to his place just to ask him this one question, because I care so much about you, the listener. 

Watch "Son Of A Gary" on HBOMax right now!

For more Ari Shaffir: 

Ari is recording his 4th comedy special this June in New York! Get tickets now: Ari Shaffir: Jew

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The Music:

Everclear - Father of mine

Jane’s Addiction - Had a Dad

Draco and the Malfoys - My Dad Is Rich

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Who Are You

Hurray for the Riff Raff - Living in the City

Soder’s This IS Not Happening story

Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone

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Katie Hannigan sits down with me to tell me about her time as a NYC tour guide. It was a tawdry world of autistic tourist nerds and their dumb families. 

Make sure to check out Katie’s new standup comedy album, “Feeling of Emptiness” and listen to her podcast, “Lady Journey” that she does with Sarah Tollemache every week.

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The Music:

Caitlin Rose - Tour Guide

Peter Fenn - Tour Guide

The Libertines - What Katie Did 

The Band - Katie’s Been Gone

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Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly joined me on the road to Michigan for a weekend of shows. Come with us on the drive to Fort Wayne and watch us test our luck with a $20 scratch off ticket. Stay tuned for the outro to find out what happened with our winnings. 

Ari Shaffir:  Upcoming Shows /  Patreon  / Instagram / Website 

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Robert Kelly:Patreon  / Instagram / Twitter  

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Ernest was a good dog. The best. 

Standup comedian Kerryn Feehan talks to dog owner and comedian Ari Shaffir about her special little guy Ernest. This is a really sad episode. But I felt like it was a proper eulogy to one of the pure souls on this earth. He really was amazing. 

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Twitter - @KFreehams 

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The Music:

Dierks Bentley - Can’t Be Replaced

Florence and the Machine - Dog Days Are Over

Chris Stapleton - Maggie’s Song

Red Foley - Old Shep

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Standup comedian Robert Kelly is not in control of his emotions. He sat down with me, who is known to be emotionless, and told me about his problems controlling his anger. Generally Bobby is one of the sweetest guys in comedy. But sometimes he hulks out and it’s one of the wildest things you’ll ever witness. He completely rages and can’t get it under control for a while. But he always tries to make things right afterwards. 

We discussed all that and our upcoming tour dates together in Michigan at the end of March all while smoking one of Robert’s favorite cigars, the Long Live The King from the Caldwell Collection. This might be the beginning of a great new video series but let us know what you think of the idea in the comments and if you have any thoughts on how to make it work and how to tweak it.

Get tickets now - Michigan Tour with Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

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 The Music:

Angry again - Megadeath

Oasis - Don’t Look Back In Anger

SAY ANYTHING- I Hate Everyone

Theme from Incredible Hulk

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Ryan Long came to the studio to tell me about his days touring with his band The Johnstone's and what it was like playing Warped Tour. 

He's also got a special out now! It's called White Immigrant, cause that's what he is, and you can watch it here!

For More Ari Shaffir: 

Upcoming Shows & Tickets

For More Ryan Long:

Listen to The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Watch Ryan's new special, "White Immigrant" on YouTube!

The Music:

Creedence Clearwater - Travelin Band

The Johnstones - Gone for a Long Time

Rolling Stones - Torn and Frayed

Ramones - Touring

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Standup comedian Brandt Tobler who once tried to kill his dad, and son of a falconer and comic Ryan O’Neill met me for a throwback podcast in the tradition of the old Ice House Chronicles on the Death Squad network. They talked about hookers in between doing comedy sets at the amazing Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado. 

Listen to the intro for a detailed breakdown of the entire Ukraine situation as meticulously researched and analyzed by former CIA operative turned standup comedian Ari “Kissinger of Death” Shaffir. And stay tuned for the outro to hear a cancelled comic totally backtrack on his stance after finding out new information. 

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2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 

3/05 | West Jordan, UT 

3/24 | Ft. Wayne

3/25 | Grand Rapids

3/26 | Detroit

3/31 | Appleton, WI

4/21 | St. Louis

4/28 | Buffalo

5/05 | Louisville

6/17 | Minneapolis

6/18 | Chicago 

Chicago and Minneapolis presale at 10 AM March 7th, use code "JEW" for tickets!

For more Brandt: 

Instagram - @brandttobler 

Twitter - @brandttobler 

Check out The 31 Podcast with Brandt Tobler

Brandt’s book is available on Amazon: Free Roll 

For more Ryan: 

Instagram - @ryanoneillcomedy 

Listen to Danish and O'Neill on Apple Podcasts 

Check out Beach Cops on Patreon!

The Music:

Hank Williams - OD’d In Denver

John Denver - Guess He’d Rather Be in Colorado

Bob Seger - Get Out of Denver

English version by Comrade Dylan

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Comedian and former Chicago inner-city school teacher Amy Shanker talks to me a 2.2 GPA high school graduate about what it was like being a teacher. Spoiler alert: She did not love it. Still spent 10 years doing it so that’s gotta tell you something about our chances at a good education when our educators are too stupid to quit a job they hate. 

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04/21 | St. Louis

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The Music:

Abba - When I kissed the Teacher

Alice Cooper - School’s Out

Police - Don’t Stand So

Coolio - Gangsta’s Paradise

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Or as I wanted to call it *Airhorn Sound*

Cipha Sounds came over to the studio to talk about his days as a DJ on Hot97 in New York. He explained to me, the whitest Jew boy in the world, what hip hop is, and how he embraces it as his culture. He also told me how he broke artists to the public such as Rick Ross and Rihanna... Oh and that he basically invented the airhorn sound.

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02/17 | Denver - Shows Added! 

03/25 | Grand Rapids

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03/31 | Appleton, WI

04/21 | St. Louis

04/28 | Buffalo

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Catch The Chemistry Set with Cipha Sounds and Wil Sylvince at the Comedy Cellar every Wednesday night! The Chemistry Set with Wil & Cipha

Listen to Cipha’s podcast with Wil Sylvince Talk Clearlyer on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more: Talk Clearlyer with Cipha Sounds & Wil Sylvince 

The Music:

Sports - Who Listens To The Radio

Nas- Hate Me Now

Nina Sky- Move Ya Body

Aesop Rock - Daylight

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Jamar Neighbors joined me on tour in Phoenix and told me all about growing up in Compton. Told me how he threw rocks at crack heads, beat people up, and almost got recruited to be in a gang but we both decided it's too much of a commitment. You gotta dress the same and they never give you time off. 

Make sure to listen till the end for Jamar's full album on Soundcloud.

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03/26 | Detroit

03/31 | Appleton, WI 

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The Music:

Tupac - California Love

NWA - Straight Outta Compton

Compton’s Most Wanted - This is Compton

Jamar's Album

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Mark Normand and Sam Morril came over to the Skeptic Tank studios to have a nice sober conversation with me about why they’re all better off without alcohol. And then somebody found the whisky.

This was a 2 hour long progressively drunker and drunker podcast about alcohol itself. How we started, where we first barfed, puke and rally theories, hangovers, favorite drinks, and on and on and on until blackouts were had by all. 

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The Music:

The Kinks - Alcohol

Slash - Godfather

Muddy Waters - Sittin’ Here Drinking

Janis Joplin - What good Can Drinking Do

Merle Haggard - I think I’ll just stay here and drink

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Steve Rannazzisi came over to the new studio to talk about how much we hate winter and a bunch of other random things like the new Jackass and what podcast would have the dumbest listeners. It's a fun one. 

Don't forget to get your tickets to Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show at the Gramercy Theatre on February 8th. Crazy surprise lineup you're not gonna want to miss. Oh yeah, and my Instagram is back... Follow @AriShaffir before they take it down again because they definitely will. 

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The Music:

The Winter is Cold - Wende and Bonnie

Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter

Foreigner - Cold As Ice

Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside

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Liberal mouthpiece Joe Rogan, and I guess heterosexual comedian Tony Hinchcliffe met me at a gun range in Texas to shoot the poop and tell stories about the past while Tony caressed his new girlfriend. We took some questions from my Patreon to keep us going while listening to the manly sounds of murder tools going off in the distance.

Both Tony and Joe are about to get that Skeptic Tank bump! So look for them to breakthrough on the scene in the near future. This was actually supposed to be just me and Tony on this one but Joe showed up and we figured it’d be nice to at least have one gram of testosterone on the pod. 

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02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/25 | Grand Rapids

03/26 | Detroit

03/31 | Appleton, WI 

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The Music:

Ray Wylie Hubbard - Screw You We’re From Texas

Gene Autrey - Deep in the Heart of Texas

Nina Simone - Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

Nico Vega - The Beast

Nikki Glaser - Bob 

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Sarah Tollemache and ever-fatter former non-steroid winner of Sober October Ari Shaffir sit on a treadmill in a gym they’ll never use to go over ways they’re going to no way change about themselves this year. Sarah is on the phone like 160 hours a day. And I haven't come up with a decent new resolution in a decade. They’re two losers who are fine with it, shooting the poop about what you guys need to do better in the coming year. This one is best listened to in a church confessional booth.

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The music:

Beyoncé - Flawless

The Three Degrees - Year of Decision

Ok Go - Here it goes again

Skid Row - 18 and Life

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Nate Marshall and I talk about how we both kind of feel the media is turning everybody on each other. We kept it funny, relaxed. Nate watched so much TV and read so much social media during the BLM protests that he could feel his worldview changing toward the negative. We were both thinking about these ideas when we met last summer and we immediately traded stories and ideas on it. Now we’re both kind of feeling that our thoughts are no longer our own. But for real, we kept it light.

It’s a great fun conversation. I wish I could talk to more people like this about far-out ideas and subjects without any worry about emotions flaring up. Almost everyone I know is just about on the same side of most issues. So it’s wild that we’re at each other's throats so much. Even comedians! We’re a tiny group of fringe entertainers and we’ve somehow invented divisions among ourselves that have standup comedians hating other standup comedians! Nobody even fucked anybody’s girlfriend! It’s just people in a tiny group, hating other people in this tiny group because we’re being rewarded for turning on each other or they’re mostly showing us views we don’t share by people we’re not friends with. We’re doomed!

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01/14 | Cleveland 

01/21 | Phoenix

02/11 | Tampa 

02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/06 | Salt Lake City 

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The Music:

Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown

The Chi-Lites - We Are Neighbors

Metallica - One

Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push

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Emma Willman and I talk about women. What they like. And a loooooot about what they don’t like. It was a funny conversation that I really could only have with a chick who dates chicks. Emma’s standup is hilarious and she’s constantly ranting about how much girls annoy her. I’m sure you guys have your own gripes. Feel free to let me know about them.

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The Music:

I hate Women - Marco Paloma

99 Problems - Jay-Z

Girls - Beastie Boys

James Brown - Let’s Make Christmas Mean Something This Year

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Joe List came over to argue with me about music. For real Joe is top 3 or 4 comics into music. He’s got great taste and he loves going to live shows even more than I do. And I really really love going to live shows. He does it sober all the time which is crazy to me, but that goes to show you how much he likes music. Legit though, all we really disagree on is whether Pearl Jam and Nirvana are great or just really good. 

The intro is a manic recounting of the last two concerts I went to. If you’re listening to this on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, put your phone on speaker and don’t look at it again till the music is done. 

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01/21 | Phoenix

02/11 | Tampa 

02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/06 | Salt Lake City 

The Music:

Pearl Jam - Last Kiss

Nirvana - Lake of Fire

John Mellencamp - Pink Houses

Billy Idol - White Wedding

LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yourself Clean

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Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It’s always a great time with the D&O!

We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It’s a horrible town. And we’ve seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed. 

I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls. 

The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod! 

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12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland 

01/21 | Phoenix

02/11 | Tampa 

02/17 | Denver 

02/27 | Vancouver

03/06 | Salt Lake City 

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The music:

Distillers - City Of Angels

Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces

Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning

Death Cab For Cutie - I Can’t See Why You’d Want To Live Here

Silver Spoons Theme Song

I attended skateboarder and standup comedian Dave Chappelle’s screening of his movie at Madison Square Garden. And MAN! What a show. I really thought it was just going to be a movie screening. But why would I expect that for $100+ per ticket? No, Chappelle put on a show. Comedians, musicians, Jeff Ross. Folks!

I wish you all could’ve been there. It was a really fun night. Please make sure to watch Dave Chappelle on Netflix today. He needs the views. And also watch my special on Netflix, Double Negative. It’s not 2 specials like Dave’s, it’s a double special. 

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The Music:

Tobe Nwigwe- I'M DOPE

H.E.R ft. Daniel Caesar- Best Part

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We got a whopper! Comedian and mom Ms Pat join comedian and America’s dad Bob Saget, comedian and dad Rich Vos, comedian and father of a son who loves me more than him Robert Kelly, and fatherless multi-time abortionist, me, as they talk about what it’s like to have and raise a child. We cover such important topics as when to beat your children (Pat and I agree on this one but I probably say to do it more than she says), the hemorrhoids women get during childbirth (I am a mother in this way), and what it’s like at Ms. Pat’s house with all her lesbo and hetero kids running around. Saget and I had both been over there. I got crushed at spades by her daughter and Bob had narrowly escaped getting beaten up after being mistaken for a banker. 

This was recorded live at Skankfest South, the greatest comedy festival on the earthly planet. It is a pure expression of the joy of live comedy. Get tickets to next year’s event. I won’t be there.

Big announcement of how I beat covid during the intro. And stay tuned for the outro where I break down what a jerk Dumbledore was to Harry Potter and how much I wanted to beat on the fans at Universal Studios. 

I think this episode finally helped me figure out how to properly do a live episode of Skeptic Tank. It’s gonna be a fun, lighthearted topic, and I have to get out of the way of the other comics and just let them go off. My job on these is as a producer and I’ll just snipe away a little ala Mark Normand. 

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The Music:

Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother

2Pac - Dear Mama

Li’l Wayne - That’s All I Have

Power Source - Dear Mr Jesus

Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange. 

We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane’s disgust that he’s even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane’s horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper. 

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The Music:

Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream

Foghat - Slow Ride

ZZ Top - La Grange

Pusha T - The Story of Adidon

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Modern love guru Jared Freid talks to me, a renowned late pull outer, about the dating scene, what can be improved on the apps, his successes, and failures with romance, and his hatred of charcuterie boards.

I go off during the intro about my own sexual mishaps with Tinder and why these dating apps are worse for society than a billion nose jobs. 

Second show added in Salt Lake City. The first one sold out in 3 days. So if you wanted to go, you better get tickets now.

Boston at the Wilbur Theater on December 9. 

Tampa and Orlando in November

OKC, Boston, and San Antonio in December

Cleveland and Phoenix in January

Denver in February

Get tickets at AriShaffir.com

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The Music:

The Ronettes - Be My Baby

HIPPO - Swipe

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

The Raveonettes - That Great Love Sound

Charlie Robison - My Hometown

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I talked to Comedian Anthony Devito about finding out his dad was a made guy in the mob before they found him shot many times in the trunk of a car. Also about coming to terms with his dad's violent lifestyle and how to articulate it on stage at his solo show this November 13th and Union Hall.

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11/12 | Orlando

11/19 | Tampa

12/02​ | OKC

12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland

And now 03/06 Salt Lake City! Tickets on sale Wednesday

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Recovering coke enthusiast and comedian Chloe LaBranche tells me about all her many trips to rehab. This one was WILD. So many great stories from Chloe about a world that’s waaaay interesting and for some reason never really gets talked about too much. At 16 Chloe lived cooler than I do right now. I'm a dork. Your podcast host is a dork compared to this lady. It was a really fun episode by someone who’s willing to share everything without worried about being judged, which is everybody’s favorite type of podcast host.

I go over the Chappelle/Netflix situation in the intro. Finally, a network executive has put into words that standup comedy is an art form and shouldn’t be regulated by anyone. Let’s hope this creates a new standard and allows all network execs to follow the amazing lead of Ted Sorandos and just leaves us alone to agitate some while entertaining the people who sign up to be entertained. Everybody else can take your anti-art stance and move into your place alongside the Taliban as they blow up antiquities. Because that’s the side they’re on. They’re on the side of getting rid of art and we’re on the side of enjoying art. Which side do you want to be on? 

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11/12 | Orlando

11/19 | Tampa

12/02​ | OKC

12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland

The Music:

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

Andrew WK - Party Hard

Rihana - Rehab

The Weeknd - I Can’t Feel My Face

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Former Jehovah’s Witness Doug Smith and I talk about the Jehovahs. They. Are. Weird. Doug got raised in it when his mom decided some guy at her front door had great points. Parents never run it by their kids when they decide to join some cult. They always just sign everybody up for it without even a chance to weigh in. Anyway, it was a funny discussion of one of the world’s most interesting sects of Christianity. I guess those snake handlers might have them beat. And the Shakers. Did you know the Shakers let their prepubescent boys practice pulling out on post-menopausal women? Also, they made great furniture. So I guess top 5 of weird Christians would be Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Shakers, Snake handlers, and the Amish. Damn. That gives me 4 ideas for new podcasts.

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The Music:

Marvin Gaye - Can I Get A Witness

Eels - Jehova’s Witness

Loretta Lynn - Happy Birthday Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Doug Smith - Stopping A Rape

The Raconteurs - Don’t Bother Me

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Mat Edgar, Ryan O'Neill, and I talked about our adventure in the woods for the final day of the greatest summer of my life. We found one of the coolest, most remote, wildernessy, beautiful, amazing, relaxing places I’ve ever stayed at. I wish I could’ve taken you all with me. But it’d be weird if I did. Mostly because there wouldn’t have been enough Raniers to go around. But also the smell of poop would’ve been overwhelming. Counterpoint, though. Maybe I could’ve pooped on someone’s poop. Either way, I’m taking you there if you close your eyes and use your imagination. This is the way I share my experiences with you. And this was an amazing one. I already want to go back.

This summer lasted about 19 months for me this year. So I was sad to see it go. But it also made me remember all the great times I had. The beautiful sunsets I witnessed. The intro was actually kind of emotional for me. It really makes me want to get lost again. Just go live out my days on a beach. But… I got jokes about child death to tell to midwestern drunks. See you next week! 

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11/12 | Orlando

11/19 | Tampa

12/02​ | OKC

12/09 | Boston

12/16​ | San Antonio

01/14 | Cleveland

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Take The L - Comedy Album (2020)

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The Music:

Doors - Summer’s Almost Gone

Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Summer Time and The Living Is Easy

White Stripes - We Are Going To Be Friends

The Cure - Last Day Of Summer

Beach Boys - All Summer Long

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Comedian and Air Force vet Chris Alan came over to tell me, famous draft dodger, about his time in the armed forces. It’s waaaay different than what you see in movies. It was a funny and super interesting podcast about the gruntwork side of war. 

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The Music:

Jimmie Osborne - Thank God For Victory In Korea

Cake - I Bombed Korea

The Air Force Song

Black Sabbath - War Pigs

Yannis Pappas came over to my house to talk about the greatest baseball game ever attended. But it turns out I'm a terrible podcast host and as much as Yannis tried to get to the topic we agreed on, I just kept missing the hints. So this ended up just being two friends joking around for 3 hours. I mean, you’d think after 10 years this guy would have learned how not to do this. Just real rookie stuff dude. Totally unprofessional.

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The Music:

Run DMC - Shut Up. You Talk too Much

John Lee Hooker and Canned Heat - You Talk Too Much

The Strokes - You Talk Way Too Much

Creed - With Arms Wide Open

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John Hastings and I talk about car accidents on a fun episode of Skeptic Tank. John has been in a dozen accidents so he’s got a lot of experience. And I have hit and run over 34 people in my life, many of those resulted in fatalities. So I can’t quite fully join in because of an antiquated statute of limitations rule in the state many of these “crimes” took place, but I've still got some stories left over. 

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Download his new album: "Float Like A Butterfly John Hastings Like A Bee" 

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The Music:

The Primitives - Crash

Jan and Dean - Dead Man’s Curve

Wrecks in Effect- Rumpshaker

Island of Misfit Toys

Pearl Jam - Last Kiss

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Annie Lederman tells me about her time as a man-hater. Annie has come out of it since then but she recounts the way she got caught up in a world of despising an entire gender and how she was able to extricate herself from that way of thinking. 

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The Music

Kiss Me Kate- I Hate Men

Darryl Hall and John Oates - Maneater

BB King - Heartbreaker

Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me

I hate boys - Christina Aguilera

Eleanor Kerrigan comes over to talk about the glory days of the Comedy Store. Eleanor and Ari were employees of the Store together at the turn of the century. That sounds weird but it’s true. Are we old? Am I old? Is the only thing keeping me young a steady flow of mind-altering substances and laughs from live audiences? Or is it just the general utter lack of responsibility? My friends from high school look like you should call them sir. I look like a guy you’d find sleeping on your lawn on a weekday.

Anyway, Eleanor and Ari talk about our favorite time at the Comedy Store. Back in between when it was famous in the ’80s and when it was famous again in the 2010s. It was dark in those tweener years. Dark and vicious. That’s when I got to the Store. When nobody in LA gave a fuck about that place. Literally, agents and managers were told by their companies to not go there. Crowds were sparse. Really really sparse. Sometimes we couldn't even get enough customers to start the show. And it was a breeding ground for fun. For wild nights. For mayhem.

So come along with Ari and Eleanor. Two paid regulars who started as non-comedy employees. And listen to some amazing tales of a time and a place long gone. Back when the Store was the place that made me. When the Store had its balls.

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The Music

Turtles - Elenore

Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons

Carly Rae Jepson - Store

Dean Martin and Nat King Cole -Long Long Ago 

Greg Fitzsimmons and Ari Shaffir go on a deep dive into forbidden acts of love in this public Patreon episode of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.

The boys, victims of generational inbreeding of different styles, take Patreon submitted stories and questions about trouble with the law which leads them down the taboo road of adult breastfeeding. It’s a very special episode of Ari’s podcast and one which will go down in history as the reason neither of these overgrown children will be allowed into heaven.

Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons:

Fitz Dog Radio

Sunday Papers Pod   

Childish Pod 

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The Music:

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

Hermin’s Hermits - No Milk Today

G-Boy - Jail Cell

Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers - Juvenile Delinquent

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Standup comedian and retired rooster fighter Rojo Perez sits down with Standup comedian and rooster fight enthusiast Ari Shaffir to talk about cockfighting. Futu Manu in Tetum. Pelea De Gallos in Spanish. Probably some other names in other languages.

Rojo entered his pet into one when he was a small boy in Puerto Rico. Too young to be doing stuff like that. Ari went to his when he was 43 in Timor Leste. Rojo Perez is now a small man so he has distance and age to help him look back on his cockfighting experience. And Ari Shaffir is about the same age but far more bald.

You guys should see it. They're siiiiiiick. So much fun. And beautiful. And it really brings the community together. 

Support Rojo: Check out Rojo's album 'Words' here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/RojoFA

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The Music:

Waka Flaka Flame - Rooster in My Rari

Alice In Chains - The Rooster

Archie Campbell - The Cockfight

Joe Ely - Gallo Del Cielo

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Star of the League, shoplifter, and standup comedian Steve Rannazzisi talks to tagged stealer of Netflix passwords, and standup comedian Ari Shaffir about breaking the law.

These two friends of 20 years riff on Patreon submitted stories of run-ins with the police. There’s a great story about eluding military police. It’s part of a series called “Arresting Content” that Ari usually does as one of his selections on patreon.com/AriShaffir.

Once every month or two the Skeptic Tank is having one of these Patreon-style podcasts for free for the general listener. It’s an excuse to have some stupid fun instead of getting caught up all the time with a theme. You gotta let loose sometimes!

Make sure to submit your own stories or your friend’s stories of run-ins with the law to patreon.com/AriShaffir. There’s also a “General Mail Bag" where you can submit topics, ridiculous would you rathers, stories, and news stories for Ari and sometimes guests to riff on, and a “Dear Ari” section where you can submit sex and dating advice questions or stories of sexual woes.

Break the law whenever you can get away with it, young students. The law is not for you to follow. The law is for them to enforce. Make them work for their money.

Check out "What's the Odds" Podcast

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And on Patreon:

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Follow Steve!

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/steverannazzisi?lang=en

The Music:

Waylon Jennings - Dukes of Hazzard

The Vernon’s- White Wine

Stripes Theme Song

Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood

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Former fatty and current standup comedian Ari Shaffir talks to world-renowned weight fluctuator and comedian Maddy Smith about her massive weight gains and losses and then gains again and then losses and then pass outs and then weight gains and then anorexia and then back to normal. 

Nobody gives better weight loss tips than anorexics and Maddy has some great advice if you’re trying to shed a few pounds. I mean, don’t be anorexic, but also definitely do listen to their ideas on weight loss because obviously. 

Ari is of Semitic heritage so his reaction to the sun in this video is massively more comfortable than the Irish and melting Maddy. 

Don’t forget to order your 2021 Shroomfest shirts now as well as the Alice in Wonderland shirt and the Aricat shirt. All are available at podcastmerch.com/Ari

Follow Maddy!

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Listen to her podcast "That Time of the Week" 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/that-time-of-the-week-with-maddy-smith/id1543315588

Check her out on Wild N Out on Mtv!

The Music

Fiona Apple - Paper Bag

Pulp - Anorexic Beauty

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome 

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Comedian and homosexual child predator Luis Gomez talks to pot-stirrer and comedian Ari Shaffir about his old days selling comedy tickets to classless tourists in Times Square. The stories were WILD. Stories of sex and violence and an early Kurt Metzger.

The podcast starts inside and then moves outdoors to Times Square to try and find some of these hustlers still working the beat. Plus Luis tries to make some sales himself to these idiots and even makes one.

If this doesn’t want to make you go to Skankfest November 4-7 (that’s right, they’re announcing more programming for the 4th) I don’t know what will. Maybe you suck and you don’t like great comedy. Or good comedy at least. The point is, Luis is homosexual. The whole comedy scene knows it and they just go on as if it’s nothing and we shouldn’t warn the gays that he’s coming for their butts. 

SKANKFEST SOUTH - NOVEMBER 5-7, 2021 | HOUSTON, TX: TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! https://skankfest.net/

Follow Luis on Twitter: https://bit.ly/twittergomez

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The Music:

Started from the bottom now we’re here - Drake

Fountains of Wayne - Bright Future in Sales.

Lightenin’ Hopkins - Houston Bound

Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November

Space Cakes, Gummies, Brownies, chocolates, and the legendarily deadly Banana Bread. Comedian Brendan’s Sagalow and standup comedian Mile Cannon talk to standup comedian and creator of This is Not Happening Ari Shaffir about the dark arts of the baking world. It was a fun podcast about edible marijuana. You’ll be laughing the whole time.

Ari has been friends with the true dose king Joey Díaz for over 20 years so you know Ari has accidentally gotten bonked on edibles far more than the average person has ever even taken them.

The intro is full of a couple of good UFC on edibles stories. And the outro has a good story about acid at a UFC in one of the very few moments where Joe Rogan was jealous of us.

Here's The Scenario Podcast hosted by Mike, Brendan, & Mike Feeney:

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Stay in touch with Mike & Brendan:

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The Music

Beastie Boys- Car Thief

Snoop Dog - Edibles

Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven

Host of the Cumtown podcast Stavros Halkias joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir for a relationship and sex advice episode of Skeptic Tank. This is a “Dear Ari” relationship advice episode that’s usually available on Patreon only but in honor of Juneteenth, we’re making this one available to the public.

Standup comedian Stavros Halkias and former friend of Bert Kreischer’s wife Ari Shaffir answer Patron submitted questions about wild sex, lame friends, and partners who pork out. This is the most important thing to happen to the country since Joe Biden reverse rammed Donald Trump and the drippings got imported by a viral lab on Wuhan and the rest was history.

Please sign up for Ari’s Patreon for more fun content like this and to keep hot loads all over his chest. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

SUPPORT STAV! For Stav’s upcoming tour: https://stavvy.biz/pages/tour-dates

Check out 'Stavvy Solves Your Problems' & more: https://bit.ly/3gIsNrB

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The Music:

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You

I’m gonna cum on your tits - Beaver Shoot

Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody

Boyz 2 Men - I’ll Make Love To You

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Standup comedian and host of The Bonfire and Legion of Skanks (in that order) Big Jay Oakerson talks about his struggle with anxiety disorder with comedian and host of nothing Ari Shaffir. Jay really went through it, man. He was fine and then one afternoon, he wasn’t. He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t think straight, and the walls started crashing in. Ari has always been intrigued by mental disorders and this is the first time he has been able to really take a deep dive into anxiety. It was a very revealing and interesting discussion.

Check out Big Jay Oakerson every week on the Legion of Skanks podcast. Ari Shaffir is the President of that podcast. Shane Gillis is the Vice President. Big Jay holds no office.

Check out Ari’s Patreon. This week he & Chris O’Connor riff on the topics and questions you submitted in a really fun mailbag episode. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

The sick new Ari Shaffir tour shirt is available here: https://bit.ly/arishirts - Get one & wear it to a show or wear it out. The tie-dye version is only available until June 30 so hurry up and get yours now. Please tell people about this episode. And click subscribe to be notified of upcoming episodes.

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The Music:

Green Day - Basket Case (live)

Bad Religion - Anxiety

Queen and Bowie - Under Pressure

Ramones - Anxiety

Comedian Kim Congdon is fucking nuts. Standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir sits down with this crazy Chonga to discuss the origins of the stereotype of the fiery Latin woman and how wild and fun it can be to observe her in action. She has always frightened me with her crazy Puerto Rican-style rage. The intro is live from the Mexico City Central Parque de Perros. Viva Puerto Ricas!

Make sure to listen to Kim’s podcast,  @Broad Topix because if her numbers don’t increase by 17% or more she’s going to slash my front left tire.

And subscribe to Ari’s Patreon so he can afford witness relocation after Congdon decides she’s gotta deal with this puta judeo. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Connect with Kim! Watch Kim's podcast 'Broad Topix' on Gas Digital Network Thursday’s at 9PM/ET: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/broad-topix/ Follow Kim on social media, & more: https://linktr.ee/broadtopix Subscribe to Broad Topix on YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/BroadTopix

The Music:

Gnarles Barkely - Crazy

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Bad Bahbie feat Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops

N.O.R.E., Nina Sky, Daddy Yanke - Oye Mi Canto

Patsy Cline - Crazy

Thank you to our sponsors: YoKratom, Home of the $60 Kilo! and be sure to use Promo Code "Ari" for 15% off at RugietMen.com

Comedian Graham Kay has been fired more than anyone on Earth. Stand-up comedian Ari Shaffir, fresh off not appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast for two years and before that losing his own show 'This Is Not Happening,' now sits down with Graham to discuss the many times he’s been fired.

The intro covers some of Ari’s own firings even though he left off getting fired from his own stupid show that he’s just realizing now would’ve been a solid thing to talk about instead of the same Domino’s story he’s told like 80 times already. Although, to be fair, he wasn't exactly fired from that show as much as blackmailed and forced to step aside. Plus stay tuned for the outro where Ari also profits off another comedian’s hard work.

"Chinese Democracy" by Bill Burr (Official Blog of Comedian, Bill Burr: Tuesday, March 4, 2008): https://bit.ly/3i1GRgR 

Connect with Graham!

Watch Graham's special 'Graham Kay: Stupid Jokes': https://bit.ly/3vDmMkY

Check out  @The Edge Lords  podcast: https://bit.ly/3fBdTTt I

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Ari is back on the road, get your tour merch now! http://bit.ly/cattourshirt With Mark Normand, Dina Hashem, Mike Vecchione and Gary Vider at SoulJoel's Comedy Club - June 6 🎟 http://bit.ly/souljoels

The Music-

Anti Flag - You’re Fired

Cyaneed - Paintjob

Mungo Jerry 

Take This Job And Shove It - Johnny Paycheck

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Standup comedian Robert Kelly and standup comedian Ari Shaffir share their plan for world domination in a public Patreon episode. This is the kind of thing I do all the time on Patreon behind the paywall but I didn’t have a podcast for this week. So my lack of responsibility is your win! Congrats for following a degenerate.

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#arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #bobbykelly 

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Join his Patreon: Patreon.com/RobertKelly for "Live From The Shed" and more! 

Check Dates, Get Merch and More at https://robertkellylive.com/

Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the  @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast  joins standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.

Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway.

Please start telling friends about this show. Make sure to hit subscribe so you’re notified of new episodes and videos but also really really tell everybody on your social media about Skeptic Tank and the  @Ari Shaffir  YouTube channel so people discover this thing & we can all help annoy the squares who hate weird, dirty, offensive, drug-related, and/or outsider material that bothers non-fans so much. I’m Ari Shaffir, and I thank you for your support. #AYG #arishaffir #comedy #areyougarbage

Connect with Are You Garbage? Podcast!

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Subscribe for full episodes: https://bit.ly/2SxX7LL AND check out the new  @Skeptic Tank Clips  YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3f39cQS

The Music:

Ike Turner and the Family Vibe - Garbage Man

G-Love and Special Sauce - Garbage Man

Kid Rock - Bawitaba

Garbage - Not your kind of people (video game version)

Cracker - Eurotrash Girl

Mark Normand and I take a drivecast down to Pennsylvania for a show at SoulJoel’s Comedy Amphitheater. And we shot the shit the whole drive. I’ve always heard podcasts described as two friends talking in the front seat while you’re listening from the backseat. Well, here we are. An actual conversation from two of your best comedy buddies from the front seat.

Mark &  @Sam Morril together have a new podcast, "We Might Be Drunk With Mark Normand and Sam Morril"! Watch it here: https://bit.ly/3vu8FxF

Watch Mark's special, 'Out To Lunch' on  @YouTube  if you haven't already: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI

Support Ari & become a patron! Check out jungle soundscape playlists, exclusive content & more: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir

Buy tickets for June 6th at SoulJoel's Comedy Club in Royersford, PA here: https://nightout.com/events/arijune6/6-6-2021/154356/tickets

Use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order at 3chi.com!

The Music:

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again

Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name

John Denver - Country Roads

Lead singer of Pinc Louds, Claudi, sat down with standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir in Tompkins Square Park NYC to talk about busking and street performing in general. The summer could have gone in two directions. We could have shut ourselves in, and given into the gloom and doom of the news, or we could've gotten out there and taken back our city. And Pinc Louds were among the many outsider artists who took charge and said "We're not going down without a fight." That fight involved socially distanced mosh pits and meetups in the park to watch some actual live music. We could've lost this summer, but at least in the East Village of New York City, Pinc Louds saved it. Pinc Louds saved our summer.

Podcaster Ari Shaffir interviews Claudi of Pinc Louds about one of the most interesting summers in New York City's history.

▻ Check out music videos & clips on  @Pinc Louds YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/2OVpSAJ

▻ Follow Pinc Louds on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/3gn4gZg

▻ Learn more about Pinc Louds & tell them how much you liked this podcast! https://linktr.ee/pinclouds

The Music by Pinc Louds

-Dream Catcher

-Babies

-Shaking

-Spellbound

-Soul In My Body

Comedian and Political Scientist Andrea Jones-Rooy came over to talk to standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir about her time being a circus performer in Shanghai, China. That is correct. It’s one of the more interesting episodes of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank you’re ever going to hear.

Andrea made me miss Shanghai. Even though I’m traveling right now, this podcast made me have wanderlust. She made me homesick for being away from home. And what a story!

Andrea Jones-Rooy got into circus performing in one of the wildest cities in the world, Shanghai. I did the intro in a river tributary in South America. It’s a podcast that’s gonna make you want to leave. Wherever you are, you’re going to want to leave.

Check out Andrea's podcast @AskaPoliticalScientist https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk4eWAHQYnG4CgyGjXnxHw

Follow Andrea on Twitter and Instagram @JonesRooy http://www.jonesrooy.com/

Join Ari’s Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank

The Music:

Brittney Spears - Circus

Shigeru Umebayashi - Take Me To Shanghai

Akinyele - Just Put It In My Mouth

Three Dog Night - The Show Must Go On

Ian Fidance and I took a drive down to New Jersey and talked and laughed about his weird level of sexuality. He’s got some unique views on sex and love and whether or not he’s gay. I assumed he was at least bi but he doesn’t agree. 

It’s a fun driving episode that I’m gonna do more of. I think the last one I did like this was with Duncan Trussell talking about Buddhism. Solid way to multitask while putting other drivers and pedestrians in grave danger. 

▻ Watch  @Bi Guys Podcast  on YouTube here: https://bit.ly/2Pvk01l

▻ Listen to Ian’s Infinite Playlist Live Fridays, 1PM on  @SiriusXM  Channel 99 or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3dmDKw0 

The Music-

Living Colour - Bi

Glory Hallelujah at Dallas Police Memorial 

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Book of Love - Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls

Go to KushyDreams.com and enter promo code “Ari” for 15% off your order! 

A celebration of marijuana in honor of the 420th episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast. I got my friends and comedians Duncan Trussell, Dan Soder, Tony Hinchcliffe, Steve Rannazzisi, Sal Vulcano, Adrienne Iapalucci, and Mark Normand to all tell me their favorite weed stories. We got into how we started smoking, the munchies, gettting TOO high, and so much more. I forgot about almost all of this as soon as I finished recording it because of weed. So watch or listen to this today and then again on April 20th once you’ve forgotten everything.

Light one up and join us!

▻ Watch The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder! Live Monday through Thursday, 5-7PM/ET on Faction Talk 103 on Sirius XM

▻ Watch Kill Tony every Monday from Austin, Texas: https://bit.ly/3dcMXXC

▻ Watch Adrienne Iapalucci's special 'Baby Skeletons' on Ari Shaffir's YouTube channel here: https://youtu.be/ca07ZBPbtXY

▻ Watch Mark Normand's special 'Out to Lunch' on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI & check out his new podcast with Sam Morril 'We Might Be Drunk': https://bit.ly/3deji0i

▻ Watch 'The Midnight Gospel' on Netflix: https://bit.ly/3ftb4Ep

▻ Listen to 'What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzis‪i‬': https://apple.co/3u3NOko

▻ Listen & Watch Sal Vulcano on 'Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! Podcast, and on Taste Buds with Joe DeRosa on No Presh Network

Join Ari's Patreon! Sign up here: http://patreon.com/arishaffir For more content & exclusive merch: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir

Music:

Rick James - Mary Jane

Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf

John Prine - Illegal Smile

Willie Nelson - Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die

Cyprus Hill - Hits from the Bong

Manu Chao - Clandestino

Neil Young - Roll Another Number

Brewer & Shipley - One Toke Over The Line

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Thanks to our Artists:

Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production

Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing

Music:

Raelyn Nelson @raelynnelsonband covering "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song" by Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast

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