Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside

Roy & HG are asking for a root and branch examination of Australian football. The new sponsorship deal for the Matildas may end up with them selling the Matilda name to the Socceroos.

The 11kms of Burwood road Belmore, outside the Bulldogs home ground has been deemed a "no horn honking' zone by the local council. Roy & HG discuss where you can honk legally.

The NRL and V'Landys' consider buying a rugby league plane. Roy and HG discuss the business case of a very fast train. On a Saturday you could see the 3pm game in Brisbane and be back in Sydney for the 8pm game.

Roy and HG discuss this week's BIG news that V'Landys is considering buying a Rugby League plane. An investment into the global expansion of the game.

Roy and HG discuss the role of the bunker and alternative options for it. The current bunker has wildly different interpretations and is driving us all mad.

Wayne Bennett stayed away from Rugby League's hall of fame night. Roy and HG suggested that Wayne was at home fiddling with his chooks.

Roy and HG discuss super coach Craig Bellamy's tactic of the five man gang bite. It puts teams off, but could get him into the Rugby League hall of fame.

Dutton's war on gambling has everybody worried about the survival rugby league. Could Feathers V'landys be the winning ticket? Roy and HG are having an each way bet.

Roy and HG are still riding the high of the Paris Olympic games. The rugby league grand final will feature an Olympic themed half time show. The boys discussed the option of a torch relay weaving through Rugby League country as the lead up.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, looking forward to Brisbane 2032 Roy and HG discuss the slogan that will get Aussies winning gold.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the effect of Aussies winning Olympic gold.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the slogan for Brisbane 2032 Olympic games.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss Matt Denny's bronze medal backstory.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Eddie McGuire is spending a lot of time by himself. Roy and HG discuss the not so weird ideas he's coming up with.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss the commentary phrases, "risk it for the biscuit", which is an evolution from "it's their time to shine."

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG are astounded by Karl's assessment of Paris, full of pervs and sickos! They wonder if this is mere self reflection.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss how important an athlete's backstory is to winning gold.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss age limits for Olympic sports like break dancing, skateboarding and BMX.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG speculate about the closing ceremony and the rumour of Tom Cruise being involved.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss Matildas' coach Dr Dud, Tony Gustavsson's exit from the national team.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, HG suggested a gold medal pig shoot. A new event at the Brisbane Olympics 2032.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy & HG discuss the idea that a simple can of coke can clear the back door, giving athletes confidence and maybe win gold medals.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss our women's rugby 7's loss to America. The coach, Tim Walsh got them to do everything but train for rugby. It's insane!

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy bumped into Aussie athlete, Jessica Hull and asked, "Have you tried the frog's legs?" Jess replied quietly, it would be like eating cat.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy & HG discuss incentives for winning a Olympic gold medal that could have you living next door to Emma McKeon.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy proclaimed, "the further you are away from a sport, the clearer it is." This would explain his detailed knowledge of pole vaulting.

Part 1 - Roy & HG have lobbed into Paris for the Olympics games. The opening ceremony was only eclipsed by Sneesby's lot, in particular Karl telling how "iconic" Paris was.

Part 2 - While in Paris for the games, Roy & HG are expecting 13 to 15 gold medals, but there are whispers of up to 20 gold. Is this doable? Of course, they're Aussies.

Part 1 - Blueslanderism - how real is it? If you live in New South Wales you can feel it. It's part of the Rugby League fabric worthy of a thesis.

Part 2 - Rugby League's black hole - No penalty for Walsh kicking Crichton in the head?

The bug count in the Seine is stabilising, all we need is some summer heat to kill off the last remaining billions of the creepy crawlies. Join Roy and HG and take the plunge into the thirty third Olympiad.

Part 1 - Quist and Bromwich, Roofer's shoe - Volley OC, JWH written by god, The next Immortal

Part 2 - Borderline Pelican, St Canice - Saint of shipwrecks, Grassy's team philosophy.

Part 1 - X factor or character or lumpy, Hell hole, Turn your head towards Rugby League.

Part 2 - Bus ride in Vegas, Rugby League train, Parra hell hole, Niggler vs Character, Pure-Mahoney the niggler.

Part 1 - Rugby League - Played between the ears, Bradman's bat, coached by a grub, St Canice - Rugby League Saint, five match Origin series.

Part 2 - Lenin's Underpants, quiet moment in the Leichhardt toilets with the PM, PHD - the beginnings of Origin, Bunnings Island, Pigs know where the chickpeas are, PHD - The beginnings of Origin.

Part 1 - Billy Slater Queensland's Perfumed Grub, Two teams - One dream and Rugby League's Taylor Swift effect.

Part 2 - Perfumed Grub, TAB's for kids, Buses for Rural and regional Rugby League, State of Origin board game.

Part 1 - Ya head's a bag of chips, $40 million for Leichhardt Oval upgrade and kicking leg transplants

Part 2 - Base load of Foundationism, LA Fruiters, the Bunnings Island nuclear submarines.

The Best of the Bludge - Horse trainer pulls down pants, unsavoury types in Vegas and are rule changers idiots?

The Best of the Bludge - Bunnings Island, exporting chickens in a can, Rugby league spies and Highrise Horses.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Part 2 - Roy motivates the NSW Blues by putting a snake down his pants and encourages the players to do the same.

Part 1 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 2 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 1 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Part 2 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!