The Garner Andrews Show with Bryce Kelley

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you in the middle of night. Garner and Bryce hear your insane stories of the gross, weird and horrifying things that happen.....after dark.

Garner and Bryce are talking about superheroes today...but not ones that can fly or have super strength. Instead they are coming up with superheroes with really lame powers. They also talk more about your secret childhood confessions.

Garner and Bryce are hearing your confessions from when you were a kid. The secret wants and wishes we all had. Garner really wanted a cast on his arm, for the attention.

Were you a rich kid growing up? Garner and Bryce are talking about all the signs that some kids had money. Maybe it was the cool new clothes, maybe it was the best school supplies, or maybe you had the nicest bike in class.

Garner and Bryce are talking about your wedding photos and how they didnt turn out as perfect as you hoped. Maybe there is a black eye in there, or a broken arm. They also talk about people who have lost their dentures or fake teeth. Turns out that is way more common than you'd think.

Garner and Bryce are talking about the things that make you paranoid! Maybe its the idea that a murderer is in your house, or maybe its just that you forgot to unplug your hair straightener.

Have you had one of those moments where you realize that you are becoming exactly like your parents? Garner has found this recently as he's become a religious door lock checker.

Have you ever broken the law? Garner and Bryce are talking about living a life of crime today. Maybe you robbed a bank, maybe you stole a car, maybe you accidently took a bar of soap from the grocery store. Its all the same in the eyes of the police.

Why do all teens become embarrassed about being seen with their parents? It happens to almost all of us...but sometimes your parents give you good reason to be embarrassed. Garner and Bryce want to hear those stories!

Did you get grounded when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce talk about the punishments you got back in the day.

Have you ever started a fire? Hopefully not, but Garner and Bryce are hearing from people who did. They also talk about a new TV commercial that is making Garner confused.

Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane and talk about the birthday parties you had as a kid. Maybe it was bowling, maybe it was sleepovers. How did you celebrate back in the day?

Garner and Bryce talk about one of their passions: Crime Stoppers. They both have dreams of not only starring in one of their fine videos, but also snitching and getting pair. They also talk about people who insists on being called 'Doctor' all the time.

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the things you are keeping track of. Turns out everyone alive is learning a new language.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you are always keeping track of. Maybe its steps, maybe its calories burnt, maybe its number of hours spend playing games. They also talk about the tandem bike. Has anyone ever enjoyed a bicycle built for two?

Everyone is looking to make some extra cash these days. Are you getting into the flipping game? Looking for sweet deals online then flipping it for fat stacks? Garner and Bryce dive deep.

Have you ever thought about whether or not you have a weird clap? Well thrilling news, Garner and Bryce are happy to offer a free clap check to make sure you arent a strange clapper.

Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you were in over your head. Ever found yourself in a situation with little to no idea how to get out of it?

After a long day, or a long week...how do you treat yourself? Do you buy a sweet treat? Do you do a fun activity? Garner and Bryce want to know what you do to pamper yourself.

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the lunches you brought to school. What would you bring that would make you super excited? And why is kids bringing smoked oysters to school so funny?

After hearing that Lunchables are returning to Canada after 15 years away, Garner and Bryce start talking about your school yard lunches.

People are pretty curious creatures, and today Garner and Bryce tap into that with a new segment called 'What happens if...?' They try to answer your most pressing questions. They also talk more about the dumb things you did as a kid.

We all have done something stupid at one point in our lives. Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the dumb things you did. Garner is also rattled after a workplace food thief took all the creamer at the radio station.

With so many people moving to Alberta these days, Garner and Bryce play a little game of 'where did you come from?' They want to know if making the move worked out for you or not. They also talk more about the beloved Crown Royal bags.

Do you take it personally when you try to give something away for free, but even then nobody wants it? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. They also wonder if those leftover purple Crown Royal bags are the new junk drawer? They are all filled with so much random stuff.

Garner and Bryce discovered some mystery pizza outside the radio station today. Looks like someone got a pie delivered, but never collected it. A full pizza, just sitting on the sidewalk. The question....do they eat it? No indication how long its been there, or if anyone sneezed on it...

Garner and Bryce continue to hear stories of people getting their emotional frames bent at a young age. Turns out movies and TV can warp a young mind. Who knew?

Garner and Bryce continue to celebrate the dull things in life that bring you great joy. That leads to a conversation about things from your youth that left you scarred for life. Who knew couponing could be so damaging?

Life cant be a non-stop thrill ride...from time to time you'll need to slow down. Garner and Bryce celebrate these moments by learning about the exceptionally dull things that bring you joy.

Are you a spontaneous person? Or do you like to have everything planned out? Garner and Bryce are talking about the most spontaneous, spur of moment thing you've done!

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the pettiest reason you ever quit a job. Someone stealing your lunch? Smelly co-workers?

Garner and Bryce are all over the map today. They are talking about times your parents let you down, the weird way you sleep, and the pros and cons of wishing people happy birthday on social media.

Garner and Bryce continue to hear the tales that bent your emotional frame. The time your parents let you down. They also talk about your sleep habits.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about that time you got totally stranded. Trapped. Alone. Afraid. They also talk about the time your parents let you down....or you let your kids down. Its like therapy, but cheaper. And not helpful.

Have you ever been stranded anywhere? Today Garner and Bryce are hearing the tale of that one time you were stuck.

Today Garner and Bryce talk about whether or not you mute your phone at night? Or do you live dangerously and have notifications going off while you sleep? Its very important stuff. They also continue to talk about the things you could hold a lecture on.

What are some of the things you just dont want to know? How much money you spent on coffee? Your screen time? What info are keeping out your brain? Garner and Bryce also talk about apples. Again. I think they have a problem.

Do you have cute and sappy pet names for your lover? Garner and Bryce are talking how cute (or not cute) pet names really are.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about FaceTime calls. Nobody really likes those right? And there is a time and place to be making those calls, and inside a gym changeroom aint the place. They also talk about the items you are hoarding.

Is there an item that would ruin your life to find out it was discontinued? Garner and Bryce discuss that, and hear more tales of spotting famous people out in the wild.

Its an old topic, but always a good one...spotting celebrities out in the real world. Garner and Bryce talk about that time you saw someone famous. They also talk more about being pepper sprayed, and update: Still sounds like a bad time.

How cool is it in movies when someone does a cool slide across the hood of a car? Garner and Bryce talk about the art of the hood slide. They also talk about being pepper strayed. Turns out it sucks. Who knew?

Have you ever tried really hard to impress someone? Garner and Bryce talk about the extreme ways you tried to get into someone's good books. They also talk more about the things you do to try and make ends meet.

With the cost of living going through the roof, Garner and Bryce talk about the things you are doing to make ends meet. Ways to cut corners, or ways to bring in extra cash. They also talk about the things you only do on special occasions.

Garner and Bryce are back with another blockbuster segment: Table Chat! Its exactly what you think...who knew people had so many thoughts on tables? They also talk about the thing you keep putting off doing.

What are the things in your life that you've just learned to live with? Broken stove? Smoke detector that wont stop beeping? Garner and Bryce discuss.

Its a day that only comes around every 4 years...and really nobody seems to like it. Its Leap Day! Garner and Bryce talk about what a bummer it is. They also get you to tell the tales of the time you had to do someone's dirty work, like break up with someone for them.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about compliments! What is the thing that people are always complimenting you on??

After that big dump of snow over the weekend, Garner and Bryce are doing the only logical thing....talking about shovels. Shovel Chat is where its at! They also talk about the things you get complimented for!

We just hit with a big dump of snow, and it got us thinking about the kids who go around shoveling snow for money. Garner and Bryce then start to talk about the ways you earned money as a kid.

Garner and Bryce close out the week talking about the best thing you ever got for free. They also start talking about the thing you had back in the day, that you still wish you had now.

Today Garner and Bryce are taking a stroll down memory lane. They are talking about the collectables you use to get at the gas station or at McDonalds. Not only do most of us remember them, but many still have them!

Garner is back from his time away and wont stop talking about his ability to only use carry on luggage now. He and Bryce also talk about the conversations you overheard, that you were maybe not meant to hear.

Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023! Today Garner and Bryce are feeling like bad boys. So they are talking about your criminal past, and the little things you'd do to skirt the law. They also talk about the Meat Draw that Garner won!

Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023! Have you ever had a moment of panic, only to realize that it was nothing? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you sounded the alarm...for no real reason.

Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023! Garner felt a bit blue today, so he listened to a song that turned his day around. That led to Garn and Bryce talking about your 'Frowner Turner Upside Downer' songs!

Garner believes that in every group of friends, there is at least 1 Waldo. The person who will just disappear and force everyone else to stop and find them. Garn isnt a big fan of the Waldo. He and Bryce also talk about your under the radar snacks!

Garner and Bryce are talking about the time that you got a little bit of power over someone...and it went to your head. Maybe it was at work, maybe it was at home. But when you get that power...it is intoxicating.

Garner and Bryce are here to talk about the mysteries you want solved. Maybe its aliens, maybe its big foot, maybe its why you're always single. They also get joined in studio by Bryan Beaumler from HGTV!

What is the longest you have ever waited for something? Garner and Bryce are talking about that today. Some people have world class patience, others do not. They also discuss the taboo subject of eating in the bathroom.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the shower. We all take them...but we all do it a bit different. Some people like to wash themselves in the shower...others like to wash dishes and shoes and hats while they are in there. Today we talk about your shower routine.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about names. Names that you share with a famous person, or names that have been ruined by TV shows, movies and songs!

We've all been to weddings...but have you ever seen anything strange happen? Garner and Bryce hear your tales!

Garner and Bryce continue to hear the stories of the dumbest thing you ever spent money on. This includes the story of someone who financed a mink coat while they were in High School!! - Bryce

Garner and Bryce are both good at wasting money on dumb things, but how about you? Today they talk about the thing you bought that turned to just be a huge waste of money.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the self-checkout machines you see in grocery stores. Some people love them, some hate them...and it appears everyone steals from them.

Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically that time you stole something from your office. They also talk about Friends and wearing an autographed hockey jersey.

Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically they are talking about stealing things. Do you have sticky fingers? Ever gotten the five finger discount? They also talk about puzzles, apples and cannibalism. One of those is not like the other....

It was -45 in Edmonton today...so Garner and Bryce are obviously talking about heated socks and underwear. They also come up with a new idea. Its like The Purge...but instead of crime being legal for 24 hours, its for people in retail and the service industry to talk to customers honestly. And 'Vacuum Chat' also makes it glorious return!

It took a while, but the brutal winter weather has finally arrived in Edmonton. Garner and Bryce talk about how to best deal with this drop-kick from old man winter.

People are still calling Garner and Bryce to talk about their old timey hobbies. There is a shocking number of people out there who are making their own butter.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about old timey hobbies. This includes taking a deep dive into the world of jigsaw puzzles. Puzzle Chat is where its at!

The holidays are over, and boring old January is setting in. Garner and Bryce are talking about the old fashioned hobbies you have to help pass the time! They also talk about proper snow-blower etiquette and the Flaman Fitness Man!

Garner and Bryce have been talking about the hardest thing you've tried to quit, and today that turns into talking about your odd habits. A crazy amount of people are eating a bowl of cereal before bed....and I dont hate it.

With everyone trying hard with their New Years resolutions, Garner and Bryce decide to talk about the hardest thing you've ever had to quit!

Garner and Bryce are brought back to a topic from late 2023...the pettiest reason you would ever dump someone. Maybe its for loud chewing, maybe its non-stop hiccups. They also talk about the Cosmic Crisp apple and its rapid climb up the apple charts.

The new year is here! Garner and Bryce have returned from the holidays and are talking about the super fun/lame ways you spend New Years Eve. They also celebrate world introvert day! They celebrate alone, in the privacy of their own homes. Of course.

It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.

Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.

Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley

The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.

Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.

Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?

Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.

Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.

This is the end of the line. The final podcast of 2023. Where has the time gone? Garner and Bryce finish the year by talking about charcuterie boards....makes sense.

Christmas is just days away, and Garner and Bryce are talking about all the amazing Christmas treats you are stuffing your face with. They also talk about stressful jobs at this time of year. Pray for the retail worker in your life.

After learning that Prince apparently wore women's perfume, Garner and Bryce are talking about the secrets you keep.

Christmas is only a week away, so Garner and Bryce are engaging in the age old debate: Real tree or fake tree? Both of them are proud members of team Fake Tree!

When your sweetie gets home from work, do you greet them at the door? Garner and Bryce discuss.

Are there normal, everyday things that you just cant figure out? Things that do nothing but make you feel dumb? Garner and Bryce are talking about that. Everything from card games to morse code!

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the best way to boot people out after a party is over. They also become obsessed with some old apple turnovers they found in the office.....classy.

The Christmas season is here, which means holiday party season is here!! Today Garner and Bryce talk about the trickiest part of hosting a party....getting people to leave. Do you have a technique to let people know that its time to head home?

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your weird eating habits. Maybe you eat normal foods, but in a really weird way. Some of these are just baffling. Who eats spaghetti with the sauce on the side?

Garner and Bryce continue their discussion of your dream advent calendar. 24 days of treats. What would you love to have as an advent calendar?

After a list surfaces online, Garner and Bryce start talking about the most hated TV characters of all time. Its amazing how many of them are teens or children. They also start talking about your dream advent calendar!

Garner and Bryce are here to talk about a major bummer in your life...the biggest and worst cancellation you've ever faced. Maybe it was a concert you travelled to see, or maybe it was a destination wedding that fell apart....

With about a month to go until Christmas, Garner and Bryce are talking about Hallmark movies. They are terrible, right? They also get to talking about chunky drinks. Like Bubble Tea or juice with pulp. THEY ARE THE WORST.

Garner and Bryce continue to hear about the dumb rules you force yourself to follow. Some of them make sense, others are just outrageous. They also stumble into talking about eggnog. 'Nog season is here, are you a fan?