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Welcome back legends to Culture Class with Mr Gibbo. Please walk into the classroom in single file flogs. Put your bags at the side of your desks, pull out your Zoo mags and turn to page 52. Any throwing of empty VB cans and you'll be sent straight to Principal Kibys office for detention.

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Welcome flogs to this sensational Monday episode Bear Back.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs patreon.

The boys have been at the Gabba the last few days battling the Barmy Army. They are sunburnt, have no voices and recovering from being triple gibbo'ed. Tune in laster this week to get the run down.

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Legends welcome to Friday, one day till the weekend......we got this!

Hammo gives us his real thoughts on the Tiktok awards and Kirb's talks us through his upcoming comedy tour locations.

We introduce a new segment with Culture Class with Mr Gibson. Prepare for an education you Flogs!

Buster rips in with What The!?! Features a lady living her last days to the fullest, Adolf Hitler wins an African election this week and an Aussie retailer gives the green light for staff to punch shoplifters.

The lads discuss what is your weird icecream flavour and somehow end up sending Gus off on a wild goose chase to find banoffee ice cream? Would you eat VB flavoured icecream or put a live eel up your bum?

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show.

Operation Raw Onion was a huge success with Gus getting even stranger if the possible. The boys get into Trampauline talk, Ever double-bounced and nearly killed your brother?

A Graheeme appreciation call by a fellow Flog with a similar dad who also collected things that weren't bolted down.

An upset old duck who's house birders the Ocean Shores golf club calls to give Kirby a spray.

We hear from master criminal Goggles who pulls off the perfect heist in a less than perfect getaway vehicle.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome back to "What hole"

Kirbs gets asked if he's lost someone's number and explains why you should never pick on a bloke who has the MC mic.

Is Gibos on a winner with mandarin flavoured piss this week, how does it fare?

What flog nearly gets a hole-in-one and Kirb gets a giraffe foreskin grip putter and we introduce a new flogs segment - What The...!?!

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We open this week's show with Beetle trying Gerald's famous homemade hot sauce......

What kind of psycho eats a whole raw onion on a plane and we give Gus a new secret challenge.

Buster explains the dangers of eating fermented cabbage and what toilet did Buster destroy this week?

You legends never disappoint with your calls...fart Bombs at school and do yourself a favour and watch "Fart spray in inflatable costumes"

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday, "No Spud in Bum"!

Gibbo's absence due to mix netball rep training, but don't fear as Beetle's in the house.

Buster trys to piece together Beetle's antics at the wedding but he still doesn't remember a thing.

The boys always tackle the hard subjects....What happens to dead penguins and do penguins have knees What do you do when cornered by a bear? *Not professional advice.

Would you like to be paid to travel the world getting drunk to test hangover cures?

How long would you go without talking to your partner after an argument?

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Its Monday buckle up turn it up and dont let your nana listen, this one is wild. each week the calls are getting looser and we are loving it. a few yarns kick off some great yap between the flogs and that what its all about. if you want to be part of the show email us info@twoflogs.com.au

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TGIF! we have an amazing show for you today, moose is away on baby moose sitting duties and you can only imagine how that is going for him, stay tuned next week for that shamozzle. we have some unreal emails to kick off the show, an apple completely ruined a teachers day and undies resulting in a hefty detention for the OOT. We look into the dangerous world of kids toys from a bygone era including the finger eating Cabbage Patch Doll. we discuss the old playground equipment that we lost many a good mate too, The spring horse of death had many a young kid toothless.

we would just like to thank each and everyone of you legends for tuning in each week you probably dont know how much you guys help us with our own brains by just showing up each week and listening and being part of the show.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show.

One of the Flogs calls in with a live experience from our favourite darts master The Magnet

Buster asks the flogs "got any mates with great nicknames "and w"hat lies did your parents told you"?

We hear live from the greatan Knuckles and Buster blows up about a gas ban in Sydney.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday, strap on in for 100 Mile Tape!

Gibbo tells an epic tale on why it's dangerous to peak early.......Buster asks are Xmas trees allowed in November and what strange habits did your parents have that no other families did? 

Will Buster and Mosse ever get the snip after nother snip confession that goes from bad to much worse? Unlike them two we find out about a man with one of the largest c**ks in the world tells us the downside of being half man, half horse.

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Welcome back legends and we hope you enjoy our latest Monday episode Footloose!

We discuss wheres the best fish’n’chips in NSW and what’s your go to eating fish?

A Flog invents “devil’s dust” and pays the price, P*ssed-Off Postie has a “6-7” related commodore yarn.

A Flog discovers he and Gibbo have something in common and an interesting car tow story and an unamused policeman

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome back legends to Pimping Winston, on today's episode we get an update on Watsy's pigeons......get well soon mate.

Only on Patreon the boys jam out to some of their favourite dance floor tunes. Buster talks laying turf and Gibbo comes off the top rope with a ripping confessional.

Florida man is up and about again this time baking cookies, fighting over chips and deffecaiting in a backyard......enjoy legends

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys talk about the hard hitting topics.....Who was the greatest bridemaid in Aussie sport and they learn how to sing the longest town name in NZ

Gibbo struts around like a peacock after finding out he's a listeners hall pass and thoughts and prayers for Moose while he recovers from his fall.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. TGIF.....Thanks god it's Friday!

Kirbs is planning his next comedy tour and pleads everyone go and see stand-up comedy!

Boys discuss what's something you have purchased that has let you down?

Gibbo gives the flogs a Silent Call update and Father Gibbo hears a revenge confession from a boy's fishing trip

Injuries - a Flog's leg cops some damage & a hectic motorbike incident.....wowee

All the dumb things returns with a DIY bungee attempt and would you take a selfie with a hijaker?

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode monday! The boys call Graheemi and he casually talks us through multiple near death experiences and the time Kirby got karma and chopped his toe off.

Some top shelf calls from you legends. Like a accidental facetime with the ex and a Flog's dad accidentally turns his house into a pepper spray gas chamber

Buster gets a spin attack challenge thrown down. Will Buster accept?

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Welcome back legends and happy Friday. The whole crews back this week.

There can only one winner of the Flogs Snag Championship......and the king is crowned

The boys discuss the hard hitting topics Celerity Hall Passes and Gibbo's gives us the breakdown of his vasectomy.

We get a breakdown of the Get Yourself Checked Gala, congratulations to Knuckles, Mark and all the crew for a sensational night. Helping raise money in awareness for a great cause, legends!

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Its Monday and at Flog HQ its our best day because its all about you legends and we get to hear your wildest yarns, Kirbs dissapears halfway through after a bout of the Kirbs destroyed him but as the professionals the boys are they powered on.

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The boys are off the back fence on this episode, full run down of Quinny’s wedding where there is a new level of drunk named. It’s now officially “ you are beetled”. They review some red hot snags and Kirb needs a new pair of pants

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode of the week. What more can we say.......a Surprise Chilli challenge derails the pod but it could be the funniest one yet. Thanks alot Gerard.......

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Welcome back legends and happy Friday. The whole crews back this week!

Buster gives Gibbo an early Xmas gift and Gibbo's in love. Then the Snags make a spectacular return with Metcalf Meats from Evans Head coming off the back fence!

Buster breaks down his NZ trip with Sneaky Eel, Breakfast Cocktails and the Rock 2000. A New Zealand guy shits himself live and leans into it. Buster and Knuckles have the Rock 2000 after party back at their Hotel and shit gets wild.

The lads talk about a drug burn goes sideways, a Pooping Predator and a Pakistan soccer team.

Florida man returns, but did he ever even stop his cracktivities?

The Flogs are joining 4th grade Cricket this season!

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode of the week, Monday! Knotty joins us again and we learn he's been on an episode of First Dates.

We relive one of the best pranks on Gus and he's Garage door will never be the same.

The flogs discuss some of the hard hitting topics, Toilet paper over or under, Pineapple on pizza or on a palmy and What happened to Mrs Beard?

Knotty talks about his male breast cancer and we can't stress this enough......Get yourself checked Flogs if someones not

right!

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Buster and knux are live in Auckland for today’s special bonus ep. This was recorded late Thursday night after an afternoon of “ networking” as u can imagine BT had a lot of work to do

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Welcome to the Tossmaster legends!

Some of BT's best work with Brett Hanley intro. While Gibbos away getting a resleeve we welcome an elite guest, Matt Knight.

Kirbs expresses his displeasure with the state of the studio after last week's drunken antics. The boys go back through memory lane, TAFE Plumbing roll call, lollypop violence and 30 years of schoolies

Florida man makes a strong return and World Stone skimming controversie and what caught my eye.

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Welcome back to the WWSP, Kirb was the only one who managed to lob for the sports show. The show must go on attitude kicked off and the big fella flew solo for the first 15 minutes until moose lobbed in and eventually beetle.

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Splash and Dash.....We kick things off with the sauciest intro to an episode ever and you'll never guess who it cums from.

No Graheme this week, so we go down memory lane with the legendary Jano and she doesn't disappoint. Jano must've triggered something, or its the 20 beers and bottle of wine, but Gibbo serves up some classic yarns from his misspent youth

Moose fills in with Real news, Fake news that gives us some pigs jizz and domestic pets are fed to lions but will the boys pick it?

Strap on clown makes an offer Gibbo can't refuse and Knux calls in live this week to share in the Flog of the week.

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The stitch up!

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Welcome back legends. Kirby has finally booked into his 7 day Silent Sebatical but don't worry because Gibbo & Beetle are up and about! The boys pounded through the fridge full of piss.

Snag review from Tweed City butcher S&B serves up some of the best Missionary Beef. Gibbo calls Miles For Minds an absolute weapon of a guy running from Gold Coast to Melbourne for mental health

Gibbos show of the week is Hunting Wives "watch with the missus, youre welcome!" Is his hot tip

What caught my eye has an update on the Burbank Butt Sniffer and we hear about a dodgy doctor playing... doctor and nurse.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys talk about the hard hitting topics.....what's the best old school takeaway you've been too.

Buster delivers one of the best reads with inventors who died to their inventions.

Graemee's food of the week is one of the worst, really just looks like a bowl of d1cks

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you F@ck Salmon where Buster recalls the time where one of the loves of his life is ruined by salmon.

We have Brads Butcher from Ballina hitting us with some of his best banners, can he knock off the Sausage king?

They guys discuss in great detail, what is the best Side Dish?

Gibbo explains the new age art of being a "Hotwife".......

Does Kirby finally beat the boys with Real news, Fake news after their perfect start?

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no notes this week, must be a South African public holiday or a stripper strike. MIA moose

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happy fathers day to all the dads out there, hers a little bonus yarn for you sunday afternoon!

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you Crab Races as Gibbo recaps one of our favourite flogs Quinns bucks party.

Gibbo explains how he burnt his fingers but we don't believe him.....sex injury for sure.

We have the mad scientist butcher from Lakeside meats sausages this week.

Kirbs finds out about American sizing and orders 400 "disappointments".

Is Kirb still the Broccoli Whisperer and how does his return to comedy go? Tune in to find out.

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Welcome back legends to another packed Monday call show "Frogs swallow"

Buster delivers some sensational useless facts, with the frogs swallowing technique catching their eye.

Graemee's food of the week.....Gibbo's back to dry spewing all through the studio again.

Big knuckles joins the flogs live this week and has the boys pissing with laughter.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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This weeks Bonus Ep is none other then nana Kirb Delivering an all mighty spray at the boys she is wound right up. You can hear the rest of the episode at Ep33 where ever you get your flogcast

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Welcome back legends to The Snip, on today's episode Gibo unpacks his whirlwind trip up North and Buster has a normal "Gibo" week.

Cyril drops in for a guest appearances and takes over as head of sausage handling for the flogs.

The Butchers Table are back with the apprentice from Tweed Mall, will the young gun beat his boss?

A new segment........fake news real news and the boys chew the fat on the art of cooking guinea pigs.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show.

Buster's Useless facts about menopause, the origin of the goon bag, convict police and the dangerous drop bears.

Gibbo reflects on getting kicked out of every establishment as a young fella and does Grahemee finally say I love You to his son?

Taxman is back from Turkey, all bandaged up and you legends deliver some of the best calls!!

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From the archives we give you one of best yarns. Moose’s Dick in a thick shake!

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Welcome floggers to Buster's Sex Swing! Strap in for one hell of an episode.

Should the Aussies change the Green and Gold and is Jamaica even a country?

The Kirbys nearly files for divorce after Sour Cream and Sweet Chilli argument.

Who out of the boys is a sicko for eating their maxibon the wrong way?

The boys smash a Smokey Mort from Stuart Brothers Butcher with a little bit of controversy

Kirbs finally joins team electric with his new garden tools and let's the boys in on his secret plan to install a sex dungeon under his house

Florida man kills boredom in a very Florida Man way and we check if old mate is still just waiting for a mate

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On behalf of the Two Flogs Management we would like to formally apologise for the actions of Andrew Beetle Barnes. Beetles actions on the night of the live show by no means represent the views of the Two Flogs Podcast. Beetle has unfortunately been released and we hope he gets the help he requires. 

We are terribly sorry for any harm Beetle's Actions have caused.

Two Flogs Management

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Just a little series we are sharing some of our favourite yarns. Drop in the comments what yarns you would love to hear here on a Sunday Quicky

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Welcome back flogs to Honeymoon Handjobs

Sausages come in hot from Smoke and Salt in Coolangatta, can they knock off the king?

Munty hunter is not only our Kiwi smoker but a ture artist when he sends us hand-drawn frank and beans.

We hear about how violent local women's soccer is and why Buster will never let Ange play

Knuckles announces his marriage to Kirbs, full of love and passion but unfortunately it was only short lived

We find out when our alien overlords arrive and how AI is already collecting ammo to use against us.

A frisky couple go out with a bang.....what a way to go!

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster unless facts are far from unless this week, with many blowing Gibos mind.

How long is too long to kiss, the boys dive into a few World Records.

The great man knuckles is called up and we all agree Beetle is a flog for dislike of the T-bone.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome to Friday legends!

The boys receive a care package from Scotland, with a mixture of sweet treats and revolting tins of meat. It's has decided that the tins won't be opened in the studio as there just to much carpet to clean.

Gibbo has visted his local butcher CFB Meats and some high scores but will it be enough to knock off the champ

Buster recaps his weekend at the casino live show with the great man knuckles. Gibbo comes clean and talks heart to heart about getting back on top of life.

What caught my eye had it all..... Florida man just never disappoints!

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Welcome to the Monday Flogfest. 

Today the boys try an award-winning cheeseburger pattie and some gourmet pies darl. Nothing but pastry snow left on Beetles shirt. 

We hear more useless facts, we get an update from the life of Graheme and his forgotten foods.

Knuckles and Mrs Knux phone in a live Flog Of The Week, and some of even it makes it to air.

Vibe has entered the flog's vocabulary, and they're not happy about it, we hear about more testicular torture, getting sconned by golf balls, Moose gets told to get a rostie up him, Munty Hunty fights Crackie-Chan, we find out that Rocket Fuel should only be put in your mouth. Also, the question is asked: what would you do if the world was gonna end in 3mins?

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The legendary sausage king has arrived with some top shelf snags, but two of the team are away for this momentum occasion. How will this so-called king of snags fare against the other local butchers?

beetle uncovers a potential murder

We take a tour of the best pies in Oz for some elite Oscar Piastries.

Noisy swingers invade a small village, we discover a man we've dubbed "Chinpunzel" who sports the longest beard in history.

Kirbs breaks the news that aliens are currently en-route to attack earth, so our days are numbered.

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Special Ep today, this our episode we did on the podcast Not For Radio with Jay and Dunc. We had a lot of fun with lthe boys over in NZ and this pod is a laugh a minute

enjoy

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Gibbo cooks his dinner this week in the air fryer....thank god he checked before eating because chicken is not meant to be pink.

Buster delivers one of the best restaurant reviews..... Cracker Barrel

Graemee's food of the week, the first week Gibbo hasn't tried to spew all through the studio.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome to Friday legends. Buster has visted little Panorama Meats on Scenic Drive and wowee he was blown away by short shorts.....snags were pretty good too

There was great debate on a number of controversial topics.....how old is to old for table sex, does sauce belong in the fridge ( you're a sicko Gibbo) and is a toastie a toastie without cheese?

What caught my eye had it all..... Florida mans back, Disney's use of small people and Gibbo falls in love with an AI model!

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys are joined by the legend himself Mr Taxman!

Graemee's back and the boys have a good chat with him about his food of the week and get insight into the one food he won't eat.

The Rodecaster has a mid episode melt down and thankfully Moose was able to get it get up and running before Gibbo was able to leave out the door.

Taxman reenacts the time he got his d1ck stuck in his zipper......dear lord.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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The snags are back and this week it’s Trevor Mead Quality meats from Byron Bay Is this weeks supplier. The boys have learned to let them cool down a bit now and have a good crack at them. 1 point separate the top 3 so it’s a tight one.

Buster takes Ang for a good old fashioned ride which gets horribly misconstrued which he quickly Try’s to rectify.

Buster road tests the new Murf electric he got “ for exercise “ on the rail trail and upsets some Lycra clad road warriors

Gibbos week was at an all time low and Buster hits a 10

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Welcome back legends to another ripping Monday call show. Buster and Moose set up Gibbo for a prank and didn't he take the bait well with a hell of a blow up.

The boys discover that polo bears are savage fighters but very very gentle loves.

Graeme's food of the week has the Gibbo draw reaching again and Buster laughing his head off.

What more can we say but thank you for a sensational line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Ibis island....Gibbo and Buster unpack one of the wildest weekends to hit poor old Murwillumbah. From the boys robbing the Riverview pokies to Gibbo doing his signature fruit bat and a couple mad blokes swimming to Ibis island, the live show had it all!

If today's what caught my eye can teach you anything, its DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS WITH BEAR CUBS!

Thanks you all you flogs to made the live show one to remember and if you enjoyed your stay on the Northern Rivers....p1ss off we are full

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Today we have a treat for u legends, the live show bought he lads unstuck and the sports show got the short straw! But don’t worry your in for an absolute treat with us sharing The Deadass Podcasts 200th ep featuring Gibbo and Buster, so sit back and listen to Zaden destroy an antique chair as Brysey try’s to keep everyone in line and on track.

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Two blokes, one Gobstopper.....what a way to start your week.

Last thing we needed was Busters head to get any bigger but it's happened people....the big fella has played his first Murwillumbah tournament and taking out the win. You may not like it....but this is what peak male performance looks like!

Graeme's old food of the week Lambs Fry and bacon didn't look half bad. We know Gibbo wont read or listen to this episode so we can't wait for him to try it soon.

Beetle totally destroys Gus's world, by picking up and licking his gobstopper. For a bloke who licks elbows for pleasure, he was horrified that Beetles saliva was on his pride and joy.

Lastly thanks to all the flogs who made to trip to Murwillumbah for the live show! Listen to Friday's episode as the boys unpack the show.

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Unfortunately Gibbo was a late scratching after tearing he's achilles tendon at the over 35 mixed netball tournament. He's reluctantly handed back his centre bib and has been given the task of mixing up the Gatorade in his new role as Hydration Manager.

Thankfully for the Flogs, Buster was able to find and pick up from the pub the ultimate bench warmer Beetle to record a few episodes. Beetle was in the process of deleting Toohey's New schooners and feeding the Indian Dreamer pokie 50s like it was the first stripper he's ever seen.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster again blows Gibbos mind with useless facts are far from useless this week. This week Graeme has bought one of his best past foods with Gelatin Cows Tongue.....watching Gibbo dry reaching for 15 minutes was pure gold.

Poor Moose felt the wrath of the flogs for his choice kettle and it didn't stop there with Buster blowing up again after talking about Moose's toaster.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing and Tommy the Pommy's call head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Friday show. The boys can now finally drink the "winners piss" after Gary had his first win for the flogs. Buster was not impressed he didn't get a huge novelty cheque.

Bray Park Butchers Shop are back with 3 new snags for the boys to review. If you want to watch the lads burn the shit out of their mouths head on over to the Flogs Patreon.

Gibo tells us an hilarious platinum fingered yarn about the time he "nearly" turned but the car drove off before he could jump in....

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Don't be sad the weekend is over but rejoice for a new week of Two Flogs episodes.

Old food with Graeme this week is tripe, probably not on everyone's wish list but an old staple of the oldies growing up.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Getting flogged and your mouth washed out as a kid was a common theme in this week's calls.

Moose unloads his flog of the week and starts a kettle war, and the worst thing Kirby could of done is tell us is he hates the word Vibe.....

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It's Friday and lets get you legends ready for the weekend!

We welcome Savvy Touch to the flogs sponsor family, go and take a look at their sensational products at savvytouch.com

While we are on all things good for you, Buster shares his beetroot sauerkraut routine to improve gut health and purple patch performance.

The bangers are back with Rate my Snag. This week we have The Butchers Table Kingscliff....wowee they did not disappoint.

In what caught my eye this week poor Marty our Cinderfella has worn his shoes to the ball and instead of landing prince charming he's lost a few digits. 

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Happy Monday flogs and welcome to losing Ya Cruet! The boys were treated to some of the best pizzas going around from the legends at Galileo's

pizzas in Banora Point. On the topic of food, old boy Graeme brings back past memories with Bread and Butter Pudding (Get well Graeme, all the flogs are behind you mate)

Yet again you lot have blown us away with some of the most hilarious calls...tune in!

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Welcome to Friday legends. The boss has been away on holidays and returned with gifts for all. You'll have to tune in to find out what Buster bought Gus which kept him licking away in the corner like Gollum with the ring.

Gibbo playing a charity golf day with no piss is like going to a massage parlour for a cuddle.....Gibbo wasn't happy.

Buster has shorten his life expectancy by telling the story of how one of his girls over the weekend did the loudest and worse fart in a packed crowd. #Goodbyepurplepatch

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If your going to choke to death don't do it in front of Gibo. With buster struggling to breath after choking on dinner, Gibo sat there and gave zero f@cks.

Remember to send your calls in about what you've been flogged for as a kid.

The boys have been challenged to a pickle ball grudge match and it seems Gibo isn't the only flog who loves using Roundup.

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From our favorite sport of cheese chasing to comparing the girths of air fried snags, this episode has it all! Welcome back and happy Friday legends. Buster kicks things off by looking at some of the very best bakeries in regional NSW. 

“Rate my Snag” was a hit, with Bray Park Butcher Shop scoring high! The back Moose's throat will never be the same after not wait for the snags to cool.....

Call in flogs with where you get your very best baked goods or if your butcher has the top Snags!

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Before we get into our 300th episode we just wanted to say a massive thank you to all our amazing listeners and sponsors. Without you all tuning in each week and supporting us, the Two Flogs would simply not exist. Thanks legends!

Strap yourself in because we have some red hot calls this week! The Frozen Gang Bang is Flogs Hall of Fame worthy….     

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Welcome back legends, on today's episode Buster and Gibo unpack their whirlwind trip up North. With Gibo being voted MVP but paid a heavy price.

This week on down memory lane buster asks the flogs "what were you punished for as a kid'. Busters list was long and extensive as expected.

Some cracking "What caught my eye", where we meet a bloke from Casper who has liking for biting and Wally the gator. The emotional support animal is still on the run, with even a go fund me page to help bring the reptile home!

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster useless facts are far from useless this week, with many blowing Gibbos mind.

What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.

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