The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday on The Edge Breakfast with two chances to win fuel on the “Fuellette Wheel,” but spins for Bailey (Ford Ranger) and Lexi (Mazda) miss their car brands. They debate Gorillaz, celebrate Kelly Clarkson’s debut album anniversary, and discuss American Idol alumni, plus Machine Gun Kelly’s upcoming NZ show. Listener Rhiannon calls in to share her new cookbook “More Than Toast,” sparking a “boy dinners” chat. The team plays a recipe-rating guessing game, talks UFC champ Carlos Ulberg’s stripper past and does “upgrade/downgrade” jobs with callers, then covers a study saying cost-of-living stress is the top breakup driver. Meg tries a hotel bidet, they mystery-shop the IT help desk, and test Clint’s “sniff test” for dirty laundry. They also run through “genius traits” and dating “coming on too strong” red flags with relationship coach Erica.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Throwback Music Chat
06:14 Dan's back jogging
10:13 First Caller Rhiannon
20:23 UFC Champ Stripper Past
23:39 Upgrade Downgrade
28:57 Fuellette
32:07 Breakups And Money Stress
39:05 Bidet Update
43:39 Office Peer Review
49:27 Sniff Test Challenge
55:30 Fuellette
57:39 Boy Dinner Cookbook
01:01:01 Boy Dinner Hall Fame
01:05:17 Genius Traits Quiz
01:09:33 Dating Comes On Strong

We are absolutely spiralling today after Dan dropped a bomb about his granddad that none of us were ready for. We dive deep into the science of when your body actually stops growing (bad news for some of us) and Meg recounts a "near-death" experience in Amsterdam that resulted in the most unhinged 45-minute voice note you’ll ever hear. You aren't ready for the "deathbed" requests she made for Guy.

00:25 – Dan’s granddad story and the 18-year growth rule.

02:15 – New Zealand's work-life balance vs. the Netherlands.

03:40 – Meg’s Amsterdam "muffin" disaster and the death voice note.

06:50 – Clint’s accidental "white stuff" experience at an after-party.

08:10 – Merging consciousness: What do our partners actually think?

10:15 – Meg’s "Burn Book" of Dan’s most offensive off-air comments.

13:45 – The $50k fuel "Fast Pass" keyword revealed.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast chatting about breakfasts, throwbacks and celebrity gossip, including stories about Nicole Scherzinger and debate over Drake, Whoopi Goldberg and Cameron Diaz in their A/B/C-lister game. They play “More or Less” on inventions, take early calls, and run the 50K Fuel wheel (Bex and Rosie miss out on the $5,000 spin but keep $100 vouchers). Clint shares an embarrassing stress-ball mishap, they discuss Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and reveal podcast keywords to fast-track Fuel Lead entries. Other highlights include parenting toilet confessions, ‘irresistible’ marriage advice from an old book, a “front foot” confession segment, what made friends seem rich growing up, a honey thief in Otago, NZ ranking #1 for work-life balance, and Charlie Puth’s NZ tour announcement with tickets given away.

00:00 Show Opener
01:08 Pussycat Dolls Drama
03:03 Wu Tang Confusion
04:37 Nicole Vocal Praise
05:22 Pikachu Text Mixup
08:19 More Or Less Quiz
11:04 Scandal
12:07 First Call of the day
16:41 Stress Ball Explosion
20:24 Sabrina Culture Debate
24:14 Fuelette
27:05 A B C Listers
35:43 Toddlers Bathroom Watch
39:21 Books By Boomers
43:04 Melania Press Conference Parody
44:41 Front Foot Confessions
52:20 Rich Kid Household Clues
01:01:53 Honey Heist Small Town News
01:05:33 NZ Work Life Balance Ranking
01:14:11 Charlie Puth Tour Reveal

We’ve had a bit of a hiatus, but we are back and it is absolute chaos in the studio! We're diving into the deep end—literally—as we revisit the time Dan tried to go skinny dipping and ended up face-planting onto a pool cover. Plus, Meg opens up about a fan encounter that happened at her absolute "ugliest" moment, and we discuss which body parts we’d swap if we could. You aren’t ready for the sheer amount of banter we’ve packed into our return episode!

00:00 – We’re back! Recapping our holiday hiatus. 

02:50 – Producer Carl’s mid-podcast DIY project. 

04:15 – Meg’s "ugliest" fan encounter at the sushi shop. 

07:40 – Memory Lane: Dan as Katy Perry and Austin Powers. 

09:30 – The skinny dipping pool cover disaster. 

10:45 – The great Time Capsule recovery mission. 

13:20 – Swapping body parts: What would we take from each other? 

15:50 – 50k Fuel-let: Today’s secret keyword.

Clint, Meg and Dan return from the break, talk Easter survival with kids, and mark the anniversary of Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.” They debate Justin Bieber’s divisive Coachella set, share holiday highlights, and interview Gemma—who admits she once lit her own fart—then award her movie tickets. The team reacts to Artemis astronauts splashing down, with Megan questioning the 1969 moon landing. They play a Coachella “more or less” game, launch the Fuelette Wheel of Fuel giveaway, and spin for callers Tony and Jess. Dan reveals a “butt loofah” glove mix-up with his wife, celebrate the Warriors beating the Storm, prep for a cyclone, and chat to Treasure Island castmate Harrison about the island.

00:00 Back From Holiday Banter
01:34 Mambo No 5 Birthday Talk
02:38 Bieber Coachella Debate
06:25 Holiday Highlights And Fuel Prices
08:30 First Call Gemma Lights Farts
11:47 Scandal Ryan Gosling Viral Clip
12:58 Artemis Splashdown And Moon Doubts
17:49 Coachella More Or Less Game
20:48 Roulette Wheel Of Fuel Explained
24:01 First Spin Tony Plays
26:24 Butt Loofah Relationship Drama
32:42 Exfoliating Glove Debate
34:00 Warriors Break The Drought
37:18 Coachella Bieber Backlash
42:02 Cyclone Prep Confessions
48:38 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
51:34 Treasure Island Cast Chat
56:49 Marriage Advice And 20 Second Hug

We’re spiraling into a massive debate over whether hot cross buns belong in April or all year round, and honestly, things got a bit tense. Plus, we dive into the world’s weirdest delicacies—from kina shot glasses to "bumps" of caviar—and why some of them are just straight-up posh rubbish.

But fair warning: grab the tissues because we also share some of the most gut-wrenching stories about dads that will actually leave you in puddles. Between Minecraft surprises and abandoned birthday plans, we are fully in our feelings today. You’re not ready for the emotional 180 this episode takes! Also, no video pod today sorry! Our cameras are playing silly buggers!

00:00 – The Great Hot Cross Bun Debate: Tradition vs. Year-round snacking

02:15 – Kina, Caviar, and Bats: When delicacies go too far

05:40 – The "Overthinkers" Mailbox: Health issues and accidental Tectonic jokes

06:50 – Heartbreak Hour: The dad stories that left the studio in tears

10:12 – The Minecraft House & The Surgery Call: Why we love our dads

13:45 – Clint ruins a wholesome moment with a "69" joke

16:20 – Space sex and the Artemis mission: Things get weird

18:50 – Guess the Fart: The Easter edition

Clint, Megan and Dan kick off Thursday ahead of a four-day Easter weekend, share plans, and plug giveaways including $200 fuel and Harry Styles tickets. They play a stadium-size “More or Less” game, discuss Easter traditions like kids’ egg hunts, and debate extreme empath habits, including Dan’s wife refusing to eat chocolate bunnies. The Producer Diary recaps the week, including Caltex Taradale’s cheap petrol and the four-hour Easy Money marathon won by Lavinia for $10,000, who gives her friend $1,000. They announce the upcoming “50K Fuel” game, revisit an elaborate April Fools prank involving Clint’s mum, and wrap with dating “moves,” including bringing puppies to attract attention.

00:00 Long Weekend Banter
06:31 Jess Calls In
09:52 Easter Egg Hunt
11:09 Color Run Moment
13:29 More Or Less Stadiums
17:44 Producer Diary
23:57 Extreme Empaths
31:17 EZ Money Highlights
40:10 Long Weekend Whip Round
41:38 Artemis Launch And Space Odds
48:15 Fuel Giveaway Explained
51:15 Clints Mum April Fools Prank
01:04:03 Puppies As Dating Hack

Clint, Meg and Dan hype up a guaranteed $10,000 “EZ Money” win, plan money-themed songs, and share an awkward client event where a company head misintroduced the team and forgot Dan. They give away $200 fuel to Janine in a Toyota Echo, then begin repeated rounds of EZ Money after early attempts fail. The show also runs a prize-money “More or Less” game and discusses a video of LeAnn Rimes crying during a jaw-tension release massage. A major April Fools prank convinces Clint he must look at his nude mum for five seconds to win $3,000 for a caller, before revealing it’s fake and his mum is in a robe. Later they take relationship advice on “shooting your shot,” call London’s Nightingale pub about a Ray heartbreak plaque, and after nearly five hours of continuous EZ Money, Lavinia finally wins the $10,000.

00:00 Ten Grand Must Go
02:15 Money Songs Brainstorm
05:03 Boss Says Keep Playing
09:27 First Caller Dunedin Chat
12:12 Ear Wiggle Challenge
17:12 LeAnn Rimes Jaw Release
20:30 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
22:59 EZ Money Attempt
25:37 Sensory Test Twist
29:57 Clint’s $3K Dare
37:47 Relationship Advice Shoot Your Shot
45:06 Small Town News Pub Plaque
48:36 EZ Money $10K Marathon
54:19 Winner Found and Wrap Up

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast.

You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it.

00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg.

03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary.

05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg.

08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal.

11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move.

14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities.

17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks
04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos
07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer
11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz
15:38 Ass Grab Experiment
19:49 Rhys Darby!
24:28 EZ Money
27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story
36:58 Fuellette
39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained
44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing
47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge
51:00 EZ Money 10K Game
52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters
58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!
01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades
01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future!

00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.
02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).
03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.
05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.
07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.
11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?
12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?
15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a short week with Producer Nepia's homemade cinnamon scrolls, a reminder that EZ Money’s $10,000 must be won by Wednesday, and a last chance to win a Harry Styles flyaway. They debate throwback tracks, chat celebrity wine collaborations with InVivo’s Tim (including Graham Norton and Sarah Jessica Parker), and play “more or less” time-zone trivia. The show covers Swedish “grab dad ass” research, a KitKat truck heist, big Lotto wins, Meghan Markle’s dad’s new relationship, and listeners’ biggest achievements by 19. EZ Money callers fall short, Dan discovers his wife’s box of ex memorabilia, fuel price winners are announced, and a Holden driver wins $200 in Fuel It.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:14 Throwback Song Debate
06:54 Weekend Paint Fail
10:36 First Call of the Day
14:54 More Or Less Timezones
27:25 EZ Money Challenge
30:26 Beauty Pageant Blunders
34:47 Age Gaps
39:36 Raye Album Spotlight
44:04 What did you do at 19?
52:47 EZ Money Challenge
54:25 Exes Keepsakes Box
01:02:10 Cheapest Fuel Countdown
01:04:44 One of the Girls Quiz
01:08:17 Fuel Wheel Winner

Happy Friday!

Have a good weekend, see ya next week 

Bring it on xx

I’m still shaking from this one, but mostly because Meg is currently spiralling over a listener’s text. We started off with some lovely feedback from Izzy, a long-time listener, but things took a turn when we started reimagining the office as a bedroom—mirror on the ceiling and all. We dive into why hallway cameras are a terrible idea and find out exactly how Dan would react if our producer Carl actually quit. We also address a mean text sent to the show - we see them all!!

0:00 – Moving the furniture and ceiling mirrors.

2:15 – The POV hallway camera scandal.

4:30 – Carl "quits" and Meg loses it.

6:10 – Meg’s secret life as a traveler...

8:45 – The Muffin Break text that ruined Meg’s day.

11:20 – Would you rather: Read minds or be rated 1–10?

Clint, Meg and Dan preview a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring a new “Hit the Spot” song vote, the return of “Books by Boomers,” and economist Brad Olsen explaining a tightly targeted $50-per-week Working for Families payment for 143,000 households amid rising fuel costs. They celebrate Hannah Montana’s 20th anniversary with a Miley-themed “More or Less” game, chat about Clint’s daughter and Meg’s Animal Crossing generosity, call a hardworking local truck driver, and play giveaways including EZ Money and a $200 fuel wheel win. Meg is tested on “hitting the post,” Small Town News calls Mosgiel, and listeners share famous school alumni, lotto wins, “kept it in the family” stories, and found-cash tales. The team votes on a Celine Dion “Hit the Spot” song for her birthday.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:26 Throwback Song Debate
05:59 Coffee Catch Up
07:07 Animal Crossing Money Talk
10:42 First Call Simon
14:04 Miley Trivia More or Less
17:31 Stinky Boot Homework Drama
21:50 Fuel Subsidy Explained
27:37 EZ Money 10K Game
29:53 Books By Boomers Returns
37:54 Radio Hitting The Post
39:26 Meg Post Redemption Game
42:06 Small Town News Call
45:36 Famous Alumni Roast
49:38 Who Went To Your School
53:51 EZ Money
56:15 Celine Hit The Spot Vote...
01:03:47 Roll Call Relief Stories
01:08:01 Lotto Syndicate Winner
01:10:39 Finders Keepers Karma
01:11:31 Wrap Up And Goodbye

No video today sorry guys - camera's aren't working!! We honestly thought Dan was the Zac Effron of his high school, but a brutal "Famous Alumni" list just put him in his place behind a drag queen and the Prime Minister. Plus, we’re spiraling over some heavy new stats about New Zealand's drug habits and debating if a "Yes Day" with the kids is actually a genius move or a total nightmare. You aren't ready for how awkward Clint's phone call to his old school gets!

00:00 – The brutal Mt Roskill Grammar famous alumni list.

01:45 – Is Dan more famous than Christopher Luxon?.

03:10 – Clint calls his old high school to check his own status.

05:45 – The search for billionaire Graham Hart.

07:20 – NZ's shocking cocaine and meth statistics.

08:15 – Why Northland has the highest meth use.

09:30 – Jennifer Garner’s pasta sauce and the "Yes Day".

11:10 – The rules of a "Yes Day" for parents.

Clint, Meg and Dan return with banter about buying Robbie Williams tickets and the singer’s November New Zealand shows, then play “More or Less” with Facebook Marketplace items and take a first call from Sean in Christchurch. They share a funny-name segment sparked by an email about “Dixie Normas,” run “EZ Money” with contestants Joy and Georgia, and discuss the English Premier League trophy visiting the studio with its traveling ambassadors. The show also explores weird things people get paid to do, validates listener Monique’s claimed puzzle-piece talent via her partner Andrew, launches a fuel “Spin to Win,” and reveals Dan isn’t on his high school’s notable alumni list. They finish with an A/B/C-list debate featuring Mariah Carey, Nicolas Cage and Viola Davis.

00:00 Show Returns Banter
02:09 Robbie Tour Dates
05:14 Cool Partner Debate
08:43 More Or Less Game
13:12 First Caller Sean
22:33 EZ Money
24:49 EPL Trophy In Studio
29:36 Weird Paid Jobs
33:31 Monique Puzzle Skill
39:03 Meg's challenge for Hit The Spot
42:42 Spin To Win Fuel Cash
47:40 EZ Money 
49:57 Dan Snubbed By Alumni List
56:46 Pulling A Sickie Stories
01:04:22 A Lister List

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans
01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype
06:31 Dan at Auckland FC
10:06 More or Less
14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie
18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail
22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...
24:54 EZ Money 10K Game
26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging
31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions
35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute
39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap
44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway
53:15 EZ Money Challenge
55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower
01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man.

Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire."

00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."
02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.
04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.
05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.
07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.
08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.
10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.
12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote
14:02 First Caller of the Day
18:50 Naughty 6:40 
23:40 Not What It Looks Like...
27:03 EZ Money 
29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype
34:04 Flex Factor Auditions
39:01 Producer Diary Highlights
43:51 New Music Friday Picks
48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate
57:21 EZ Money Challenge
59:35 Truth Booth 
01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.

Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."

00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.
02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.
03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.
06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.
08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.
09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.
12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.
15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a “special brownie,” debating if it’s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people “did it” to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint’s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter
01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness
06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma
09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat
14:25 More or Less Formula One
17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package
22:09 Last Joke Standing Game
25:12 EZ Money 
27:36 Bad Teachers Stories
40:53 Good News Roundup
43:55 Movies That Killed Mood
48:04 EZ Money
50:19 Flex Factor No Show...
55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle
59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena
01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast
01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

We are spiralling over the "Longest Drink in Town" and honestly, my brain hurts. Jeremy’s dad designed the iconic Kiwi giraffe cup, but he hasn't seen a cent from the 120 million cups sold. Is the cup tall? Is the drink long? We also dive into the "Honest Day" hypothetical where no one can lie for 24 hours, and let's just say Dan’s answers about his love life got real awkward, real fast.

Wait until you hear our heated debate on the moon landing—Meg is convinced it’s the biggest lie in history. Between killer whales being dolphins and the invention of the internet, we are overthinking absolutely everything today. You are not ready for the chaos!

00:45 – The $120 million milkshake cup tragedy

04:30 – The Honest Day: One question you can't lie about

05:45 – Dan’s "spinning plates" threesome nightmare

07:15 – Why Donald Trump would still get away with it

08:20 – Killer whales are actually dolphins (and we’re mad about it)

09:40 – Meg’s moon landing conspiracy theory

11:15 – Did the internet exist in 1969?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday reacting to rising mince prices and chatting vegetarian alternatives, then bring in Cork listener Liam for St. Patrick’s Day-themed “More or Less” beer trivia. They debate a workplace mentoring program, test Dan’s blunt mentoring style with callers, and play Easy Money for $10,000 with two attempts that fall short. The team argues over a controversial Top 5 list of famous Michaels, shares “lame claim to fame” celebrity moments, and revives Flex Factor with odd talents like burping the alphabet and predicting missing puzzle pieces. They also feature dating advice from Erica and talk late-life ADHD diagnoses and new research on ADHD brain activity.

00:00 Edge Returns Intro
01:44 Throwback Playlist Talk
05:21 Cost Of Living Fatigue
08:05 Road Rage Confessions
09:30 First Call Liam Ireland
19:05 Mentor Program Drama
26:55 EZ Money Fail
29:00 Top Five Michaels
36:55 Flex Factor Skills
41:36 Small Town Bridge Drama
45:04 Lame Claims Fame
52:29 EZ Money Challenge
54:17 Erika - A Little Nudge Dating Advice
01:02:05 Flex Factor Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off St. Patrick’s Day with Irish throwbacks and chat, then dive into teeth-whitening mishaps, first calls, and a game comparing Oscar nominations. They follow up on Katrina finally ending a long-distance relationship, attempt EZ Money for $10k, and discuss Ed Sheeran’s unusual will plans. Comedian Ursula Carlson joins to plug her “Fatty on a Yacht” tour, while Nicola Willis explains rising fuel prices and the government’s fuel-stock plan. Producer Neps hits a Ponsonby Z to run a “stop on exactly $10” pump challenge, and the team debates celebrity A/B/C-listers—plus Dan’s car-noise “talent” that gives everyone the ick.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Irish Throwback Song Battle
04:53 Teeth Whitening Kindness
08:26 First Call Truck Driver
12:18 Oscars Nominations Game
16:29 Parenting Swear Rules
20:54 Katrina Breakup Update
25:24 EZ Money Quiz Attempt
27:42 Ed Sheeran Will Pranks
36:37 Ursula Carlson
40:53 Oscars Records Recap
44:52 Dan’s Unsexy Talent Tease
53:18 EZ Money 10K Game
55:20 Nicola Willis
59:27 Get Pumped Fuel Challenge
01:02:24 St Patrick’s Day AI Songs
01:08:02 A List Celebrity Revote

Clint, Meg and Dan return on a Monday, celebrating Liam Lawson’s seventh-place China Grand Prix finish and debating F1 results. They preview show giveaways including EZ Money and their Swedish correspondent Sven covering the Oscars. Meg recaps an A&P show where her chutney, plum sauce, cookies, relish and art entries fail to place, including a disqualification. The team plays a “more or less” teeth quiz and discusses a study linking phone use on the toilet to hemorrhoids. They interview @karlydriftwood, a viral Nashville strip-club door girl, then open the floor on big-boob problems after Clint’s wife buys “minimizer” bras. A caller’s long-distance breakup stalls due to being ghosted, and listeners share “try hard” stories. Clint realizes many duty-free boomerangs are ornamental when his won’t return.

00:00 Show Returns Monday
02:12 Throwback Song Debate
05:58 Meg A&P Show Results
10:33 First Call of the Day
14:00 More Or Less - Teeth
17:02 Phone Toilet Study
20:06 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA
25:16 EZ Money Game
27:35 Minimizer Bra Debate
35:35 Katrina Breakup Update
40:47 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA
44:42 What Does Meg Mean?
47:26 Sayings That Should Exist
51:15 EZ Money
54:14 Sven at the Oscars
01:00:30 Try Hards Confessions
01:05:31 Duty Free Boomerang Scam

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a spooky Friday the 13th with Warriors hype, throwback tracks, and a debate over monster-themed songs before spinning Rihanna’s “Disturbia.” They plug the Harry Styles flyaway standby list, chat Meg’s A&P-style baking entries, and take calls including cabin-crew realities and dating app updates. New Music Friday features Luke Combs, The Wiggles, Pussycat Dolls, and Live Lounge covers from Zara Larsson and Harry Styles. Dan’s “prayers” become a running gag after Meg’s missing cat Plum returns, leading to on-air requests for healing, Warriors tips, and giveaway luck. EZ Money returns, “Hit the Spot” attempts Tenacious D’s “Tribute” but narrowly misses, small-town news hits Hokitika’s food festival, and callers share breakup reversals and pets missing for years before coming home.

00:00 Spooky Friday Opener
04:14 Harry Styles Flyaway Info
05:49 Cookie Judging Panel
07:48 First Call Of The Day
10:51 New Music Friday
16:27 Dan Prays For Plum
19:18 Prayer Requests On Air
23:47 EZ Money Game
26:25 Megs Mum Calls In
26:56 Hit The Spot Prep
33:44 Small Town News 
34:48 Hokitika Food Fest
37:11 Producer Diary Highlights
41:10 Kate Hudson Breakups
49:49 EZ Money Challenge
52:44 Hit The Spot Attempt
56:17 Did We Miss It?!
01:00:32 Harry Styles Flyaway
01:02:19 Pets Gone Missing

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday’s Edge Breakfast debating Meg’s ever-earlier toast routine and chatting throwbacks like One Direction and Taylor Swift facts, before a “future reader” disputes on-air predictions about celebrity events and deaths. Meg shares an emotional update about her elderly blind cat Plum going missing for two days and then returning, after Dan and Hannah prayed. The team revives “More or Less” with fast-food stats, reflects on COVID lockdown memories with listener calls, and plays EZ Money with contestants Nicky and Trevor. They judge money-saving habits in “Smart or Stingy,” share almost-famous name stories, do Chuck Norris jokes, and Meg de-influences products like a Dyson vacuum and a Nashi rash shirt. The episode also features a chat with Australian designer Katie Perry after winning a long trademark case against the pop star.

00:00 Show Kickoff Banter
01:41 Throwback Debate
04:23 Linda The Psychic Drops In
06:07 Coffee Catch Up
11:02 More Or Less Returns
15:06 Lockdown Memories
23:09 EZ Money 
25:37 Smart Or Stingy
35:15 Producer Neps Poem
38:48 Last Joke Standing - Chuck Norris
42:06 De-Influencing
48:56 EZ Money 
52:03 Hit The Spot Tribute
56:52 Katy Perry Trademark Chat
01:01:08 Almost Famous Names
01:05:56 Partner Pet Peeves

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast with banter about Dan’s ADHD “vocal stim” catchphrases, then plug $10,000 EZ Money and a one-in-15 draw to win a Harry Styles trip to Sydney. They debate music “pioneers,” talk twins (including mix-ups and a caller who’s a twin truck driver), and joke about schools ditching analog clocks and pen licenses. The team confesses supermarket “pick and mix” code swapping, crosses to Swedish correspondent Sven for a windy weather report, and races to take clothes off fast. Listeners play EZ Money, share partner annoyances and horrible boss stories, and the show launches Small Town News in Gore, revealing the giant trout’s name is Trevor.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
05:31 Twins and Lookalikes
14:06 Kids Are Getting Dumber
17:53 Supermarket Code Cheats
20:56 Sven Storm Report
24:08 Speed Undressing Challenge
26:02 EZ Money With Martha
28:15 Husband’s One Complaint
38:47 Small Town News Gore
42:28 Petrol Queues And All Nighters
50:06 EZ Money 10K Game
54:14 Horrible Bosses Return
01:03:05 Dating Coach Erica - A Little Nudge
01:06:31 Harry Styles Standby Winner

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Tuesday with Clint back from a Sydney boys’ weekend and a surprise run-in with former host Sophie. The show covers EZ Money attempts at $10,000, Harry Styles ticket draw entries, and a throwback vote. Dan updates the ongoing naked-neighbor bathroom window saga after Hannah’s failed note drop. They discuss a study claiming morning is the best time for sex, a nuclear-war expert saying NZ/Australia could remain viable, and Auckland’s Vogels shortage. Clint shares a tough talk with his 10-year-old about porn after Friends, callers weigh in on sex-ed timing, and they revive calling old contacts from Dan’s phone. The crew debates “most trustworthy” women’s names, plays Clint’s “Dap Chem” remix about Liam Lawson, explores being friends with exes, and finishes with A‑Lister rankings for Billie Eilish, Michael B. Jordan and Liam Neeson.

01:40 Throwback Battle
04:14 Dans Instagram Pity
07:15 Banana Ball Madness
11:06 Naked Neighbors Update
15:06 Naughty 6:40
18:43 Nuclear War Safe Zone
23:01 EZ Money Game
25:22 "The Chat"
36:04 Dans Phone Contacts...
39:41 Auckland Vogels Shortage
42:47 Trustworthy Names Debate
50:38 EZ Money
52:56 Dap Chem Song Premiere
57:27 Best Friends With Exes
01:06:15 Harry Styles Flyaway Draw
01:08:12 A Lister List

Clint's away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan on The Edge Breakfast for a chaotic catch-up covering Liam Lawson’s tough F1 weekend, a Warriors win, and a throwback music vote. Cal reveals he tints his eyebrows, leading to an on-air mascara mishap, and the team debates showering together, shower-cleaning habits, and “most trustworthy” names after listener horror stories about Kyles, James' and Davids. Meg shares advice-seeking concerns about explaining their elderly cat Plum’s decline to her young daughter. They also launch the Harry Styles Australia trip draw, discuss Ryan Gosling’s changing look, and Dan’s dilemma of repeatedly seeing new neighbours nude through a bathroom window.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Cal Joins
01:31 Throwback Battle
04:06 Cal’s Eyebrow Tint Disaster
07:25 Scandal Ryan Gosling Face Work
11:33 Showering Together Debate
15:05 First Call of the Day
18:08 EZ Money
21:16 Most Trustworthy Names Debate
27:25 Talking Kids Through Pet Loss
32:33 Things We Love Segment
36:14 How Often Clean Shower
42:42 EZ Money 
44:31 Harry Styles Ticket Draw
47:06 Naked Neighbor Dilemma
56:28 Chalamet Opera Controversy
01:04:05 Whatcha Got

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about delayed 40th plans, a chaotic golf round and what’s coming up, including EZ Money and International Women’s Day. They premiere new Harry Styles music and Meg reviews his album, then share a “sharpen your axe” productivity story. The show spirals into book smut talk, password struggles and a debate about not knowing what’s real online as AI gets better. Dan admits he avoids using his home toilet and even resorted to peeing in a bottle. EZ Money contestants Natalie and a shower-ready Gemma take their shot at $10,000. AI “turns” Meg into a singer for a Celine Dion song—badly—before Meg closes with an International Women’s Day poem honoring overlooked women in history.

00:00 Friday Show Kickoff
02:20 New Harry Styles Drop
05:16 Sharpen Your Axe Story
06:39 BookTok Smut Scandal
10:16 First Call Reading Tips
13:36 Naughty 6:40
18:39 Harry Styles Album Picks
22:42 EZ Money
27:31 Poll: Can You Trust AI
35:24 AI Voice Experiment Tease
35:35 Producer Diary Highlights
40:17 Hillary Duff Bluff Game
45:52 Password Forgetting Chaos
51:02 EZ Money Nude Attempt
54:50 AI Makes Meg Sing
01:02:57 International Womens Day Poem

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with tire woes, a throwback debate, and Meg entering a “best relish” competition for $10. They discuss the Beckhams posting about estranged son Brooklyn, then share celebrity-hero encounters from listeners. EZ Money returns with contestants Alan and Anita attempting 10 answers in 30 seconds. Dan redeems himself after losing a Formula 1 champions quiz to Liam Lawson, beating the time on a second try. Meg tells a story about being first on scene at a motorway crash, then the team plays “Bluff Your Way to Hillary Duff.” They also explore feeling “behind in life,” with most listeners relating, and Brodie Kane joins to talk about her new podcast, “Let her finish.”

00:00 Breakfast show kickoff
01:39 Us vs The Playlist
07:04 Beckhams family drama
10:33 First call of the day
25:47 EZ money
28:45 Am I the only one? Feeling behind...
30:18 Sven
01:38 Scandal
39:37 Dan F1 Redemption Run
49:28 Bluff for Duff
53:15 EZ Money
55:58 Feeling Behind in Life
01:05:01 Brodie Kane New Podcast
01:09:04 AI Singing Experiment
01:13:50 Poll Results and Wrap

Clint, Meg and Dan react to the blood moon, share mishaps they blame on it, and preview chances to win $10,000 on EZ Money. Dan’s idol, Kiwi Formula One driver Liam Lawson, unexpectedly turns a planned phone chat into an in-studio visit, talks the upcoming season, Drive to Survive cameras, and beats Dan in an F1 champion trivia time trial. The team debates nepotism after Pink duets with daughter Willow, covers Selena Gomez licking Benny Blanco’s dirty toes and explains foot fetishes, then plays the Hillary Duff Bluff. They also run an “Am I Alone?” poll about feeling fine never having sex again, with callers sharing similar experiences.

00:00 Blood Moon Banter & Show Teasers
08:23 P!nk and Nepo Baby Debate
13:14 First Call of the day
22:13 Hillary Duff Bluff Game
27:23 EZ Money
29:58 Am I Alone?
39:09 AI vs Real Music
47:32 Erika - A Little Nudge
54:36 EZ Money 
56:33 Liam Lawson Surprise Visit
17:09 Blood Moon Blame Game
01:15:50 Am I Alone Intimacy Talk

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show teasing an upcoming post-show interview with Liam Lawson, debate throwbacks and OMI songs, and recap SAG Awards moments including speeches about Catherine O’Hara and Harrison Ford, plus Michael B. Jordan’s win. They take calls after Electric Avenue, share hangover “cures,” and run EZ Money attempts. The team reads their self-written erotic fiction, then discusses Harry Styles’ new dance album and a Netflix concert special. Hillary Duff Bluff continues as a caller fools them, while Meg reveals a technical-issues Hillary Duff interview where her off-air chat about a “forget-me-not” tattoo was overheard and later mentioned on Australian radio. They cover pricey coffees, Jim Carrey’s facelift chatter, argue A-list rankings, and end with a poll showing most listeners struggle making or keeping adult friendships.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:01 Throwback Playlist Debate
08:50 Scandal
13:16 First Call of the day
15:29 Electric Avenue Recap
21:17 Hangover Cures Hotline
28:41 EZ Money 
31:43 Erotic Fiction Roast
41:43 Harry Styles Netflix Buzz
44:24 Hillary Duff Bluff 
48:09 Adult Friendship Poll
56:24 EZ Money
58:38 Hillary Duff Trainwreck...
01:07:47 Whatcha Got
01:13:14 A Lister list
01:21:47 Am I The Only One

Clint, Meg and Dan return DUSTY from Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival, swapping stories about crowds, toilets, fan meetups and a revenge prank involving Clint’s tri pillow. They debate meeting heroes after Christian Bale’s comments, play “EZ Money” with callers who fall short. The show features an interview highlight with Hilary Duff about motherhood and candid lyrics, plus talk of a behind-the-scenes mic moment. They interview Stewart at Scott Base about Antarctica life, extreme cold and 40 job openings, take calls on extreme jobs, discuss festival breakups and hangover cures, and end with listener Chand describing being stuck in Dubai amid missile and drone attacks and airport closures.

00:29 Electric Ave Recap
04:20 Souvenirs For Kids
13:00 First Call of the day
16:57 Stinky Room Revenge
21:10 Two Dudes Skincare
23:33 EZ Money Game
26:23 Hilary Duff Interview
37:14 Electric Avenue Highlights
42:10 Brit Awards Scandal
46:12 Hangover Cure Debate
47:03 Shout Out To My Ex
51:53 Antarctica Jobs AMA
01:07:29 Dan Becomes Craig...
01:10:45 Dubai Missile Update

Clint, Meg and Dan broadcast live from Christchurch ahead of Electric Avenue, sharing travel stories, festival hype and on-air banter, including a debated and then played recording of Clint’s early-morning “alarm.” They run Electric Ave-themed content like a throwback song and a Christchurch postcode playlist, plus a producer diary recap covering the art-off results, a Swedish reporter segment and Dan missing “Hit the Spot.” Two Easy Money rounds come close but fall short, while Festy Bestie standby tickets go to local builder Tom. Dan stages a Cash Trapped run in Hagley Park with a decoy in morph suits; Johnny catches Dan to win VIP Electric Ave tickets and $200, while the decoy catcher gets $100. The episode ends with rapid-fire small business plugs.

00:00 Live in Christchurch
01:57 Throwback Song Picks
04:10 Festival Setup Talk
06:52 Scandal
11:22 The 4:30am Alarm...
14:43 Flight Etiquette Rant
17:54 New Music Friday
21:29 EZ Money
24:58 Festy Bestie Winner
28:47 Producer Diary
32:56 Postcode Playlist Returns
37:13 Zara Larsson Tour Chat
38:55 Cash Strapped Setup
42:21 Sean Johnson Interview
48:09 EZ Money Challenge
50:47 Cash Strapped Chase
58:58 But-Plug this!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a loose Edge Breakfast episode while packing for a Christchurch broadcast and VIP Loft Bar, then debate Gaga/Beyoncé and Eminem throwbacks. Meg’s “Scandals” cover Flavor Flav hosting a Las Vegas celebration for female medalists after a controversial White House invite, plus Luke Combs opening up about body image and avoiding medical weight-loss shortcuts. The team dives into a “testicles research” chat, defines the rules of a “guy dinner,” and takes calls on comfort items adults still sleep with. They chat with Jono, swimming from North Cape to Wellington to end bottom trawling, run $10,000 EZ Money with callers, plan Dan’s Christchurch “cash strapped” chase with a decoy runner, and finish with a running gag comparing Dan to 1960s singer Peter Noon.

01:44 Throwback Playlist Debate
06:21 VIP Christchurch Invite
08:45 Scandal
13:36 Testicle Science!
20:35 Jono Swim 4 The Ocean
24:55 EZ Money
27:29 Defining Guy Dinner
37:06 Scandal
41:33 Cash Strapped
56:00 EZ Money
59:10 Wolf Whistle Debate
01:07:28 Haircut Photo Debate

Clint, Meg and Dan prep for Electric Ave in Christchurch, debate paying extra for exit-row legroom, and run through a “magic” throwback. They discuss creatine and “placebo sleep,” then Meg covers Pride & Prejudice’s new Netflix series and a Bridesmaids reunion interview. Callers share lame “superpowers” and butt tattoos, while EZ Money contestants attempt for $10k. The team react to savings stats, help a stressed mum with $1k, and Dan narrowly misses “Hit the Spot.”

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Magic Song Throwback
06:52 Scandal
10:52 First Call of the day
14:05 Forgotten Superpowers List
19:25 EZ Money
21:52 Bestie Butt Tattoo Confessions
30:42 Scandal 
34:41 AI vs Real Music
38:56 Savings Reality Check
48:32 EZ Money
50:40 (s)Hit The Spot
57:41 Erica - A Little Nudge
01:01:33 Guy Dinners

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning debating when it’s acceptable to ask about weekend plans, share a toddler’s hilarious bike mispronunciation, and pick Metro Station for a throwback. Clint claims he’s sparked a New Zealand bidet trend after Art Green asks for recommendations. Meg breaks down Met Gala fashion, while Dan attempts “Hit The Spot” and struggles. They play EZ Money, dive into “accidentally drunk” stories, and read Electric Ave-themed romantic fiction. The highlight is an AMA with wakeboarding legend Brad Smeele, who discusses his accident, life as a quadriplegic, and finding happiness. They also argue the A-list game, cover Lily Collins cast as Audrey Hepburn, and hear sister feud stories.

00:00 Cold Open Chaos
04:33 Bidet Influencer Era
08:53 Met Gala Weirdness
11:41 First Caller
15:45 Naughty 6:40
19:25 Hit The Spot Practice Run
22:42 EZ Money 10K Game
25:43 Drunk Reporter Goes Viral
34:23 Bromantic Fiction
43:15 Brad Smeele: From Pro Athlete to Quadriplegic
51:49 EZ Money
53:53 A Lister List
01:07:55 Sister Feuds

Former pro wakeboarder Brad Smeele joins the show to share the story behind his book Owning It and the 11.5-year journey since a filming accident left him a quadriplegic. He explains why he wrote the book himself using a mouth stick, recounts the crash and rescue, and describes grief, rock bottom, and learning happiness. Brad discusses friendships, caregiving, accessibility, his wheelchair tech, breath-hold freediving, travel, and lessons on mindset, presence, gratitude, and asking for help.

Clint, Meg and Dan recap their Trade Me art-off auctions and reveal the winner. They discuss relationship “curfews,” a Matthew McConaughey prank on Timothy Chalamet, and a Love Is Blind contestant criticized for body expectations. A listener shares her prosthetic contact lens job. They play Easy Money, plan a Zara Larsson “Hit the Spot,” and debate fringe/bangs as a sign someone’s going through something.

00:00 Show Intro
02:19 6AM Throwback Battle
06:06 Coffee Catch-Up
10:20 Scandal: Hilary Duff
14:50 First Call of the Day
18:13 Naughty 6:40
22:03 Things We Love
26:04 EZ Money
29:28 Art-Off Crunch Time
40:13 Hit the Spot Returns...
44:22 Love Is Blind Goes Viral
52:20 EZ Money
54:31 Art-Off Results Revealed
01:03:18 Cross to Sven
01:06:52 The Fringe Theory...

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with EZ Money for $10,000, throwback music talk, and plenty of embarrassing stories—including Meg’s pants slipping while juggling $26 gelato. They auction Clint and Meg’s “beauty” artworks on Trade Me, read their listing descriptions, and track bids climbing into the hundreds for charity. Scandal covers Prince Andrew’s arrest linked to Epstein files. The team chats with a corrections officer, discusses food items in the bedroom, New Music Friday releases, childhood incentives, and promotes Auckland’s Rainbow Parade.

00:00 Welcome to the Most Unnecessary Podcast!
02:02 6AM Throwback Debate
14:48 Scandal
18:39 Naughty 6:40
22:31 New Music Friday
27:19 EZ Money
29:43 Auction Update
40:19 Producer Diary
44:10 Bidet Talk Takes Over
45:08 Scandal
47:50 Childhood Incentives
53:50 EZ Money
56:28 Art-Off Listings Revealed
01:02:28 Rainbow Parade Preview
01:12:43 The Final Bidet Update

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday with Meg running on two hours sleep after a sick kid, then celebrate Dr. Dre’s birthday with a throwback debate. They discuss Shia LaBeouf’s Mardi Gras binge and celebrities’ reality TV picks, play EZ Money for $10,000, and interview Shannon Lee, who’s run an ultra marathon daily for 778 days while chasing a Guinness record. Meg shares an emotional poem about being a working mum. The show also features Advice Roulette, a Truth Booth teaser, and the final “bidet update” complete with parody songs. Plus, Dan judges Meg vs Clint’s “beauty” art challenge.

00:00 Intro
01:44 Throwback Debate
05:32 ‘Free Pass’ to roast Meg
08:22 Scandal
12:42 First Call of the Day
16:26 Friends x McDonald’s Game
20:48 The Final Bidet Update...?
26:30 EZ Money
29:40 Working-parent guilt
34:27 AI vs Real Music
38:24 Celebs’ Guilty-Pleasure Reality TV Picks
41:19 Clint vs Meg Art Battle
47:08 Advice Roulette
53:18 EZ Money
01:00:03 Truth Booth Teaser
01:03:51 ‘Boss’ Nickname Drama

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the Edge Breakfast with 6am throwbacks and big giveaways, including EZ Money for $10,000 and Zara Larsson tickets. Dan debates whether a shoe-store comment about his big feet was flirting, while Meg’s Scandal dives into Cruz Beckham’s band and the nepo baby debate. Callers join in: a dreadlock hairdresser, a Friends superfan wins a McDonald’s Friends prize, and two $10K attempts fall short. The team also calls out borrowed items never returned, celebrates great bosses, launches a “beauty” themed art-off to be auctioned on Trade Me, and debates Dunedin as NZ’s most liveable city with the mayor.

00:00 GOOD MORNING!
02:10 6AM Throwback
05:14 Coffee catch-up
09:02 Scandal
13:58 First call of the day
20:27 Maccas x Friends game
24:04 EZ Money
26:31 Borrowed and never returned...
34:22 Clint vs Megan...
39:23 Scandal
42:51 World’s Best Boss?
50:16 EZ Money
53:22 The A-Lister list
01:02:49 Most Livable City in NZ?

If you were offered $10 million but had to relive the same random day from the last two months for five years straight—would you do it? We’re spiraling over the rules of this Groundhog Day nightmare. Plus, we talk birthday cake hacks and check in with our very confused Swedish correspondent, Sven.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with weekend catch-ups, throwback music chat and a story about seeing Susie Cato and Anika Moa. They break down a Winter Olympics condom shortage and cross to Swedish correspondent Sven in Italy for medal tally updates and village gossip. The team talks SailGP’s Auckland crash and invites listeners to share expensive mistakes. Meg’s scandal covers Amanda Seyfried keeping her belly button piercing, sparking an age debate. Dan attempts a Guinness record on Clint’s cheek, landing 139 kisses. Easy Money contestants try for $10,000, listeners rate Valentine’s Day wins and fails, Electric Ave prizes are awarded!

00:42 Weekend Recap
05:07 Anika’s ‘Hot vs Funny’ Compliment Sandwich
07:50 Scandal
10:47 First Call of the Day
13:59 Olympics Chat: Condom Shortage + Sven the Swedish Correspondent
21:43 EZ Money 
24:06 SailGP Crash Breakdown
33:55 Scandal
41:45 Whatcha Got?
45:31 Attempting the Guinness Record...
49:05 EZ Money
51:42 Valentine’s Hall of Fame vs Hall of Shame
57:44 Electric Ave Giveaway
59:46 Stingey Bosses
01:09:46 Friends Character Debate

Join Clint, Meg, and Dan on Edge Breakfast for a laughter-filled episode! Meg shares a heartfelt parenting moment, followed by honest confessions from listeners about doing minimal work. Relive the embarrassment of old email addresses and hear about Austin's unforgettable Super Bowl halftime show experience. Plus, hilarious overheard comments and a review of Lorde's latest concert from Clara!

00:00 Introduction and Show Opening
02:55 Throwback Playlist Challenge
06:27 Parenting Stories and Kids' Privacy
11:49 Ellie Goulding and Celebrity Gossip
15:43 First Call of the Day
29:48 Doing Less at Work
36:38 Body Image and Parenting Challenges
41:26 Learning from Mistakes
44:56 Embarrassing Email Addresses
51:46 $10,000 Challenge
54:29 Super Bowl Halftime Show Insights
59:08 School Play Roles
01:11:38 Overheard Compliments and Insults
01:17:38 Lorde's Concert Review
01:21:01 Conclusion and Sign-Off

This episode is packed with laughter, fun, and wild stories! Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they navigate the quirks of daily life with a mix of witty banter and hilarious anecdotes. From Dan's mischievous burner account comments, to the ridiculousness of Jamie's easy payday as a hairstylist for a bald model. Plus, who will win the 'Romantic Fiction' contest? Dive into fun debates, AI music wonders, and a lot more!

00:00 Introduction and Banter
01:51 Throwback Song Choices
04:38 Personal Stories and Anecdotes
08:40 First Call of the Day
13:05 Guess the Celebrity Look-Alike
14:56 Scandal and Celebrity Gossip
23:04 Romantic Fiction and Valentine's Day
29:16 Found Money Dilemma
39:20 Embarrassing Moments and New Year's Resolutions
42:53 AI Music: Real or Fake?
48:04 Romantic Fiction: Meet Cute Stories
01:03:40 The A-List Debate: Celebrities Ranked
01:11:35 Doing Less for More: Easy Jobs

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

In today's episode of The Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the gang discusses the recent Super Bowl 60 with hosts offering their takes on Bad Bunny's and Charlie Puth's performances. Meg critiques Dan's saucy re-imagining of a listener's meet-cute story at a kebab shop. The team explores the '6/7 Dating Trend' where people seek more stable relationships by dating partners deemed less attractive. Listeners call in to share their bizarre cringe injuries, and there's a $10,000 Easy Money giveaway. Plus, a chat with John Aiken from Married at First Sight Australia. Don't miss the laughs, cringes, and insightful conversations!

00:24 Meg's Sleep-In and Parenting Woes
01:07 Romantic Fiction and Saucy Stories
04:10 Meg's Arrival and First Call of the Day
29:56 Romantic Fiction: Dan's Creative Take
35:44 Super Bowl Halftime Show Controversy
39:30 Banned from Using the Microplane
40:00 Cringe-Worthy Injury Stories
48:01 The Super Bowl Recap
55:12 Reward Stories and Lost Pets
01:06:58 Dating Trends: The 6-7 Theory

In this episode, join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they kick off your Monday with wild discussions and exciting giveaways. Topics include injured egos and body parts, a massive Electric Ave ticket giveaway, and bizarre friendship bombshells. Plus, find out why Dan has a secret social media trick up his sleeve, and stick around for some hilarious banter and shocking revelations. It’s a breakfast show that's guaranteed to have you on the edge of your seat!

00:00 Introduction and Banter
01:12 Exciting Announcements and Giveaways
01:48 Throwback Music and Nostalgia
02:42 Celebrity Gossip and News
06:29 Funny Family Moments
09:17 Scandal and Controversy
13:06 Political Discussions
17:21 Bidet Talk and Influences
20:59 Game Segment: Easy Money
26:37 Dan's Outfit and Reactions
33:59 Mr. Fantasy and Music Discussion
36:59 Phonetic Alphabet Challenge
41:29 Mundane Meet-Cute Stories
55:08 Cringe-Worthy Injury Stories
01:02:53 Dan's Fake Instagram Account

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

Join Clint, Meg, and Dan on The Edge Breakfast as they dive into a whirlwind of laughter, debates, and heartfelt moments. From Dan's outrageous transformation into Chappell Rowan for 'Hit the Spot' to Clint's emotional realization of his daughter growing up, this episode is packed with surprises. Experience hilarious segments like the 'A-list game' and 'Employee of the Week,' along with thoughtful discussions on parenting and the bittersweet moments of watching kids grow up. Don't miss this roller-coaster of emotions and entertainment!

00:00 Introduction and Show Opening
02:01 Throwback Music and Carmen Discussion
05:02 Meg's Running Experience
08:15 Hair and Fashion Talk
12:54 First Caller of the Day
21:20 Clint's Bidet Update
31:03 Mundane Meet Cutes
39:06 Dan's Dress Rehearsal
43:43 Employee of the Week
47:17 Long Weekend Plans
49:37 Hit the Spot Challenge
59:51 A-Lister list
01:08:09 Crossing the Bridge to Adolescence

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

In this episode of The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg, and Dan delve into various topics, starting with risky texts and early morning banter. They discuss mundane relationship meet-cutes, and then prepare for an exciting 'Hit The Spot' segment featuring Dan's attempt at dressing up as Chapel Rone for her Grammy's costume. The team also covers the changes in New Zealand's driver's licensing rules, celebrity reunions, and the latest bizarre Super Bowl ads. Additionally, they chat with listeners about their on-again, off-again relationships and share laughs over Dan's eventual costume antics.

00:00 Welcome to the Show!
02:06 Throwback Hits and Music Talk
10:08 Pet Peeves and Pet Talks
33:57 Driving Test Fails
39:01 AI Music and Grammy Predictions
42:55 Nipple Piercing Debate
52:50 Mundane Meet-Cutes
01:02:48 Super Bowl Ad Sellouts
01:07:24 Celebrity Breakups and Makeups

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they bring you an exciting and eventful breakfast show. This episode features highlights from the Grammy Awards, including performances from Olivia Dean and Alex Warren, and a humorous challenge for Clint to censor famous movie lines live. The team also interviews Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi about their new film 'Weathering Heights', discussing themes of soulmates, chemistry on set, and their friendship. Additionally, there's fun commentary on romantic fiction writing, and the trio debates what makes certain names 'marriage material'. Tune in for lots of laughter, insightful interviews, and hilarious segments!

00:00 Introduction and Banter
01:12 Celebrity Interviews and Movie Promotions
06:49 Personal Stories and Complaints
09:16 Scandals and Red Carpet Predictions
17:45 Romantic Fiction Segment
21:32 Hit the Spot: Musical Challenges
27:51 Games and Listener Interactions
37:24 Grammy Highlights
38:44 Live Censorship Challenge
44:03 Marriage Material Names
01:02:29 Inappropriate Gifts
01:07:30 Grammy Mishaps and Performances
01:08:24 Chapel Row's Live Performance
01:11:04 Hit the Spot Challenge

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they kick off the morning show with some hilarious and awkward anecdotes. They discuss everything from the pain of navigating a short week to the nail-biting challenge between Clint and Dan at go-karting. Hear embarrassing social interactions, laugh-out-loud moments from the labor room, and the shocking revelation of what Jacob Elordi did on the red carpet. Plus, get an emotional tribute to Catherine O'Hara's legacy and find out what your mom is still doing for you. Don't miss this blend of humor, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments!

00:00 Welcome to the Clint Megan Dan Podcast
00:20 Morning Banter and Weekend Plans
01:30 Throwback Track
03:44 Clint's Feature on Stuff.co
04:27 House Party Adventures
07:07 First Call of the Day
10:36 Scandal with Meg
14:13 Naughty at 6:40
20:56 EZ Money
22:37 Sam Ruth's Running Record
25:10 What Were You Doing at 16?
30:36 Go-Karting Challenge Recap
32:47 Listener Feedback and Special Skill Challenge
34:23 Celebrity Deaths and Emotional Reactions
34:56 Awkward Social Interactions Blind Ranking
38:20 Catherine O'Hara Tribute
49:49 Jacob Elordi's Red Carpet Gum Incident
54:24 Things Your Mom Still Does for You
01:02:42 Funny Labor Room Stories

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

Join us for an action-packed episode of The Clint Meghan Dan Podcast! In this episode, Clint and Dan face off in a thrilling go-kart race to determine who is the fastest on the track. With special messages of support, including one from Formula One driver Liam Lawson, the stakes have never been higher. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Plus, Meg tests a new social experiment by calling men 'Big Dog' to see how they react, with hilarious outcomes. Tune in for laughs, suspense, and some friendly competition. Don't miss it!

00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast
00:24 Weekend Plans and Parenting Challenges
01:26 Remembering Chang and Radio Nostalgia
02:25 Throwback Music and Celebrity Birthdays
05:08 Go-Kart Race Anticipation
08:17 First Call of the Day and High Rocks Discussion
13:34 Fitness Goals and Pastry Temptations
17:01 Tequila Bath and Marriage Advice
24:17 Go-Kart Race Results and Parental Support
29:06 Signing the Will
29:52 Debating the Will: Who Gets What?
32:23 Producer's Diary: Highlights and Laughter
36:01 Go-Karting Challenge: Who's the Fastest?
36:16 New Zealand's Funniest Names
55:18 Jury Duty Season 2: What to Expect
58:13 Big Dog Experiment: Testing a Social Hack

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the trio kicks off with some fun banter and the Edge Breakfast show. They update listeners on their lives and discuss the upcoming long weekends. The main excitement is the go-kart challenge between Clint and Dan, where both are determined to prove their racing skills. Clint shares a personal story about paying $26 for a simple bowl of pasta for his daughter, leading into a broader discussion about the customer's right to a fair price when special requests are made at restaurants. Furthermore, Tony Robbins is mentioned for having a significant age gap between his oldest and youngest daughters, sparking a conversation about shocking age gaps in families. The podcast also features a listener's segment where fans call in to share their amusing and amazing stories. The episode wraps up with a chat with comedian Danny Bhoy, providing some laughs and witty commentary. Don't miss out on the light-hearted and engaging content from the Edge Breakfast team!

00:00 Introduction and Welcome
01:34 Go-Karting Adventures
03:54 Listener Interaction and Contests
12:18 Harry Styles Ticket Prices
17:26 Naughty 6:40 and Listener Pranks
29:02 Go-Karting Race Preparations
35:47 Reflecting on Personal Peaks
38:30 Interview with Comedian Danny Boy
42:43 Kim Kardashian's Last Time
46:42 Restaurant Pricing Rant
58:35 Go-Karting Challenge
01:05:22 Tony Robbins' Shocking Age Gap

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI...

In this episode of the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast, we delve into hilarious and unexpected kid confessions that caused trouble for their parents. The tension rises as Clint and Dan gear up for a high-stakes go-kart race, putting their skills and pride on the line. We also enjoy an exclusive interview with New Zealand acting legend Tim Morrison, discussing his latest projects and sharing words of wisdom for aspiring actors. Prepare for an episode filled with laughter, competition, and candid conversations!

00:00 Welcome to the Clint Megan Dan Podcast
02:08 Throwback Songs and Nick Carter's Birthday
08:34 Blueberry Farm Chat with Olivia
10:58 Scandal and Celebrity Gossip
19:25 Easy Money Game with Guy
26:48 Interview with Tim Morrison
31:45 America's Next Top Model Documentary
34:18 Reflections from Past Contestants
35:04 Changing Times and Public Perception
36:10 ChatGPT and Naughty Pickup Lines
39:09 Advice Roulette: Life's Tough Questions
50:19 Go-Kart Challenge: Clint vs. Dan
57:45 AI Music vs. Real Music
01:01:55 Kids Say the Darndest Things