The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes Millie’s cheeks. They hear from John, a protectional personnel officer who has worked for Celine Dion, and share scandal stories including Rod Stewart calling Donald Trump a “rat bag.” The team plays “More or Less” one-hit-wonder streams, argues whether using Farmers cologne testers daily is naughty or smart, and tries to investigate Dunedin’s St Clair Beach shark closures. They give away cash and massages on “Take the Edge Off,” discuss bizarre thefts (including stolen ashes), riff on couples being opposites, read Dan’s Diary, and rank Adam Sandler, Trump and Madonna on the A‑Lister List.

00:00 Early Morning Banter

02:18 Strangers Touching Babies

06:15 First Call of the day 

11:22 Celebrity Scandal Bits

13:51 More Or Less Game

22:10 Small Town News

25:32 Take the edge off winner

29:09 Weird Things Thieves Take

36:00 BSA Scrapped

37:45 Royal Rat Bag

39:08 Creche Driveway Drama

43:47 Opposites Attract

51:01 Take the edge off winner

53:50 Dans Diary Roast

58:52 Biscuit Debate Spiral

01:02:33 A Lister List

01:10:56 Wrap Up Outro

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe.

 0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle

2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate

4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails

6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires

9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts"

11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things

14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan

16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with jokes and a wild Port Douglas hotel review before playing “More or Less” on global tech sales. They chat with Michelle, a site supervisor, then debate clickbait “daily sex” studies and take listener calls. The team “Take the Edge Off My Life” by helping Crystal with a $400 power/internet bill as she cares for her terminally ill husband, and later helps Lucy with ferry costs for a fresh start in Christchurch. Clint interviews The Inspired Unemployed about their Kathmandu puffer collab and COVID rise, they debate leaving concerts early, propose new faces for NZ currency, read Dan’s teenage diary about youth group antics, play Roll Call Roulette, promote Pink Shirt Day, and “catch a cheater” over a Kmart trolley text.

00:44 Port Douglas Review

02:42 More Or Less Tech

06:18 Pop Culture Scandal

08:09 First Call Michelle

12:12 Naughty 6:40 

19:12 Take The Edge Off

22:36 Inspired Unemployed Chat

26:58 Leaving Concerts Early

35:33 Currency Face Swap

44:03 Take The Edge Off Winner

48:16 Dans Diary Youth Group

51:55 Youth Group Scandals

55:54 Roll Call Roulette

01:00:21 Celebrity Sightings Call

01:04:11 Pink Shirt Day Talk

01:07:18 To Catch A Cheater

01:10:09 Wrap Up And Outro

We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive.

00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash

01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62

03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number

04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million?

05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges

07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face

09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job"

11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack Mother’s Day expectations and share hall of fame/shame stories, then debate a study claiming the average time a man lasts in bed is 16 minutes, with a lesbian caller saying sessions can last hours. Jack Tame joins to discuss his TV special “You, Me and Aussie” about whether moving to Australia is worth it, followed by listeners who moved and returned. The team covers Rihanna’s kids’ scribble tattoo, listeners’ regrettable tattoos, an AMA with Summer Roberts about gigantomastia and we get the latest episode of Dans Diary

02:01 Mothers Day Chaos

05:33 Scandal Headlines

07:13 First Call of the day

10:57 Naughty 6:40 

18:58 Take The Edge Off Call

21:07 Jack Tame talks "You me and Aussie" TV special

25:12 Aussie Move Regrets

30:09 Rihanna's new tattoo

33:29 Tattoo regrets 

38:27 Gigantomastia AMA with Summer Roberts

42:21 Big Boob Problems

45:09 Dans Diary

47:53 Attenborough Turns 100

51:45 Are you the black sheep of your family?

56:47 Mothers Day hall of fame or shame

01:04:07 Met Gala Bicker

01:07:20 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the "birthday weekend" actually happens if your big day falls on a Wednesday. Meg is convinced you have to celebrate the weekend after because you aren't actually the new age yet, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stretch the party for as long as possible.

Things took a turn for the weird when Meg dug up an old article from when she was 25 where she claimed she was "sick" of Taylor Swift. She barely recognised her own voice or her face from back then, let alone her taste in music. Clint chimed in saying he still sees the same guy inside himself, even if that guy is prone to some pretty questionable life choices.

Speaking of questionable choices, Clint finally shared the full story of his infamous wedding haka. He was the celebrant for the ceremony but ended up shirtless on the transport bus at the end of the night, performing for a group of Australians who had never seen a haka in person. The cringe was real as he described the sober bride watching from the front of the bus while he gave it his absolute all.

To finish us off, we entered a bizarre competition over who produces the most saliva. Dan claims he has a "regular swallowing system," but the audio evidence of everyone trying to spit on command says otherwise. It got messy, it got brown (thanks to Meg’s coffee), and it’s definitely something you’ll have to hear to believe.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with headphone drama and banter, then Dan recounts taking his son to Auckland Zoo, getting dripped on by a tiger and embarrassing himself climbing up a slide rescue. They celebrate David Attenborough turning 100, chat to long-time listeners who are truck drivers, and bring back “Hit The Spot” with Dan attempting Mumford & Sons for a Mother’s Day tie-in. The team plays a Mother’s Day trivia game, talks weekend sport with Laura McGoldrick, and Dan fails to convince a Canterbury mechanic to support the Blues. The team see who is Employee of the Week, Scandal includes KJ Apa and Kevin Hart, and Fire Chief Dave Phillips discusses underfunding and breakdowns in NZ Fire Service. They debate “hot or not” hobbies, award a Mother’s Day prize to Lisa, and Meg shares a chaotic bean-and-salad disaster day.

00:00 Unhinged Show Intro

01:51 Zoo Trip and Tiger Juice

02:57 Slide Rescue Disaster

04:51 Attenborough Turns 100

06:14 First Calls and Truck Talk

09:59 Hit The Spot Practice Run

13:44 Mothers Day Quiz Game

17:13 Laura McGoldrick Sports Preview

22:16 Who Dares Blues Pledge Prank

25:22 Employee of the Week Roast

29:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup

30:45 Fire Service Funding Crisis

34:45 Hot Or Not Hobbies

40:17 Listener Hobbies Hotline

44:49 Hit The Spot Mothers Day

47:49 Mothers Day Letter Surprise

52:11 Meg Worst Day Ever

01:01:11 Burnt Toast Theory Wrap

01:02:31 Final Sign Off

We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment.

00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate.

02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain").

04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player.

06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory.

08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.

Today the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his nine-year-old son’s secret crushes. They take calls, including Shansea on moving in with her partner and working as a rural service-station barista. Scandal headlines cover Harry Styles’ next single and Hayden Panettiere coming out as bisexual. The show plays “More or Less” with exercise world records, discusses reports on Australian drug spending, potential fireworks bans, and stress caused by clutter with psychologist Kirsty Ross. A Mother’s Day giveaway moves listeners to tears, Dan reads an old diary entry from a careers expo, the team swaps courier “walked in on” stories, we tease “Hit The Spot,” read\ “Books by Boomers,” and hear from callers missing body parts.

00:00 Morning Banter Begins

00:31 Holiday Plans Talk

01:46 Today Show Tease

02:13 Nine Year Old Dating

07:11 First Caller Shancy

11:05 Scandal Headlines Roundup

12:47 More Or Less Game

16:56 News Radar Stories

20:39 Kirsty Ross stress advice

25:46 Mothers Day Surprise Call

30:49 Dans Diary Returns

33:51 Afternoon Delight

37:55 Courier Confessions

42:46 Hit The Spot Returns

50:04 Books By Boomers 

55:02 Missing Body Parts Game

01:02:13 Wrap Up And Sign Off

We’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up, but I’m not sold—until we call my husband, Guy, and he admits my "provider" status is a major turn-on. Plus, we dive into the Darwin Awards and the tragic guy who got stuck inside a decorative dinosaur. You aren't ready for this one.

00:00 – Feeling "rinsed" after a long morning.

01:50 – The Darwin Awards: The elevator wheelchair incident.

02:50 – The Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong with a heavy digger.

03:34 – People jumping on a WWII landmine for fun.

05:05 – The tragic "Dinosaur Statue" phone retrieval.

05:55 – The Big Debate: Does a $17 million salary make you a 10/10?

07:45 – Calling Guy: Is Meg more attractive because she's a "provider"?

10:40 – The "Sugar Mamma" realization.

12:20 – Money vs. Aesthetics: The Kendall Jenner effect.

14:00 – The Susan Boyle hypothetical.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jazz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries Stalked, her real-life stalking experience, and New Zealand’s new anti-stalking law taking effect May 26. The team covers pop culture from the Met Gala and sparks a “Naughty 6:40” debate on whether Harry Styles or Channing Tatum would be better in bed. Listeners call in with family bombshells, and Lucy surprises her mum Phaedra with a $1,000 Prezzy Card and a $500 restaurant voucher. They also track down mountaineer Mark Inglis to debunk a Dan’s Diary rumor, promote The Kindness Collective PJ Project, and take calls on losing money and roll-call topics.

00:00 Morning Show Kickoff

01:36 Coffee Catch Up Chaos

04:40 Stalked Docuseries Interview

08:20 Met Gala Scandal Roundup

10:54 First Call of the day

14:34 Naughty 6:40 Debate

21:30 Listener Family Secrets

30:37 Mark Inglis Backstory

33:28 Mothers Day Surprise Call

38:17 Wrexham Promotion Heartbreak

41:34 Dumb Ways To Lose Cash

46:41 Diary Rumor Returns

49:56 Calling Mark Live

54:43 Pajama Project Appeal

59:40 Roll Call Roulette

01:07:26 Wrap And Sign Off

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island

00:00 Podcast Kickoff

02:22 Met Gala Talk

03:44 Luxury Price Game

07:43 Scandal Headlines

08:54 First Time Caller

13:01 Rare Comet Sighting

17:22 Psychic Linda Reads

21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery

27:10 Ouch My Privates

32:05 Tracking Each Other

38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know

42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths

44:53 The Zorb Email 

47:46 A List 

55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call

01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid

01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit

01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off

We’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan opens up about his solo mum, leading to a heartfelt moment that’ll actually make you tear up. We wrap it all up with a bizarre deep dive into what life would be like if we all had video-game stats floating above our heads.

01:30 – Tasting the McDonald’s Pickle Juice Relief Tonic

07:45 – Is pickle juice the secret to period pain relief?

07:45 – Dan’s "male equivalent" of a period: The first pube

10:00 – Would you keep your kid's teeth as jewellery?

12:30 – Clint’s emotional message and the power of a good dad

15:00 – Shout out to the solo parents (and the "effectively solo" ones)

18:15 – The Hypothetical: What life stat do you want to see above people's heads?

20:45 – Dan’s obsession with a "bathroom urgency" meter

We’re going deep today, and honestly, things get heavy fast. Dan opens up about the one thing he wishes he could change—his relationship with his dad—and there wasn't a dry eye in the studio. But because we physically can’t stay serious for long, we’re also debating the physics of "Guess the Fart" and why Clint spent five years of his youth avoiding home base. It’s a lot, so buckle in

0:00 – Is Dan actually getting fired?

4:05 – The "rug pull" of maternity leave

8:20 – Meg’s YouTube fame & uni regrets

12:15 – Clint’s legendary five-year "streak"

15:40 – The dad Dan never had

21:50 – "Guess the Fart" drama

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Monday show promoting a Mother’s Day giveaway with a $1,000 Prezy card and, then recap a party at Clint’s house where Dan gets sick after eating kids’ food and later tries Clint’s bidet on “strong wash” . They play a “more or less” game on professions most likely to cheat and discuss whether taking a break from sex can improve relationships, sharing listener “dry spell” experiences and libido mismatch stories. In Ask Me Anything, Katjia, a former accountant now turned professional girlfriend, describes regular clients, dating clients, online hate, married customers, sterilization via tube removal, and a five-night booking worth $75,000. The episode also covers Cartoon character ages, “almost compliments,” and we get the latest instalment of Dan’s diary, leading to listener horror stories about terrible neighbors.

00:00 Show Kickoff

00:17 Mothers Day Giveaway Details

01:39 Weekend Party Chaos

05:09 More or Less Cheating Jobs

08:37 Stinky Boots Scandal Bits

10:21 First Caller Michelle 

14:10 Naughty 6:40 Dry Spell Debate

21:56 AMA, Professional Girlfriend

29:16 How old are our favourite cartoon characters

33:35 Dan tries clints bidet

37:00 I've never met a bad friend named...

45:11 Mothers Day Surprise Call

50:56 Almost compliments 

58:40 Dans Diary Returns

01:03:48 Neighbors From Hell

01:12:21 Final Wrap And Signoff

I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart.

0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)
4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend
6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date
9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients
12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love
15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig
17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men

Clint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark. They debate fuel-themed throwback songs, discuss who’s “best in bed” by profession, and share w illegal but isn’t. Producer Neps announces it’s his last day before moving to the music team, followed by his final Producer’s Diary recap, including Dan’s “haunted” house and a new diary found at Dan’s mum’s. Clickbait Callback reveals a caller’s second mum slept with Russell Crowe, and another finds divorce plans via search history. They play Upgrade/Downgrade, preview New Music Friday, and welcome Suzy Cato to announce “You and Me” returning on YouTube, ending with a fuel blitz of rapid giveaways.

00:00 Every Caller Wins Returns
01:51 Throwback Song Battle
06:04 Farewell Producer Neps
09:19 Jacket Drama And Mark Calls
13:22 Producer Diary Highlights
17:51 Best In Bed Professions
25:21 What Feels Illegal
30:02 Listener Calls Illegal Feelings
33:36 New Music Friday
37:10 Clickbait Callback
42:58 Roll Call Roulette
50:50 Dans Diary
54:19 Upgrade Or Downgrade 
59:35 Suzy Cato 

We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re checking in on Clint’s financial glow-up from five years ago—let’s just say his bank account and his "investment" pool have some explaining to do. You are not ready for the crack pipe plot twist!

01:12 – The problem with generic self-help podcasts.

04:35 – Clint’s 5-year financial update: From saver to spender.

06:40 – The Tesla obsession and buying Nvidia shares.

08:50 – Does more money actually equal more happiness?.

10:15 – Clint’s $100,000 pool drama and why the bank said no.

11:55 – Fired or Not: The crack-smoking cleaner.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with talk about birthday messages, the “It’s Gonna Be May” throwback, and Life360 tracking stats. They discuss Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, and play “More or Less” guessing TV episode counts. The team plugs the Kindness Collective PJ Project, jokes about National Pajama Day, and tries ChatGPT palm readings. A report on dental costs leads to shocking DIY dentistry stories, including pliers, super glue and even battery acid. They visit Dan’s mum’s attic, tour the property, and finally find a brand-new Dan’s diary—plus another surprise item... Scandal includes Ted Lasso season four, and they chat to Celebrity Treasure Island’s Polly Gillespie about tearing her ACL. The show ends with “horse girl” stereotypes and listener “parent brag” stories.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
06:25 Life360 Tracking Drama
10:23 First Caller Martin
14:22 More Or Less
17:59 Pajama Day And Nude Sleepers
22:58 ChatGPT Palm Reading Roast
27:26 Dental Costs And DIY Teeth
35:47 Dan's Diary Field Trip Teaser
40:47 Scandal
42:30 Polly Gillespie on Celebrity Treasure Island
48:39 Horse Girl Stereotypes
58:23 Dan's Diary Found In Attic
01:11:26 Ultimate Parent Brags
01:19:35 Wrap Up And Goodbye

I honestly don't know where Meg gets these scenarios from, but this one absolutely sent us into a spiral. We started talking about what would happen if we swapped partners for a night and—surprise, surprise—Dan managed to make it deeply uncomfortable by catching actual feelings.

It’s a bit of a chaotic one today because we’re currently piling into the car to head to Dan’s mum’s house. We’re on a mission to find his old school diaries in the attic, but mostly we’re just hoping to find something embarrassing enough to fuel the pod until Friday. You’re not ready for the level of overthinking happening right now.

Clint returns from a long weekend as the team jokes about hair changes, fuel giveaways, and throwback music, including Ariana Grande announcing a new album, “Petal,” out July 31. Dan shares his son’s “man in the cupboard” story, they play a “more or less” songwriter game, and discuss Billie Eilish swearing off Gemini men and other dating rules. Guests include Laura McGoldrick on reviving Game of Two Halves and Paul Williams on his new TVNZ comedy series New Zealand Spy. The crew tease Friday’s “every caller wins fuel,” plan an attic search for more Dan’s Diary entries, unpack awkward engagement stories, and debate couples tracking each other’s locations.

00:00 Morning Banter Returns
02:30 Ariana Album News
06:05 Haunted Cupboard Story
07:45 More or Less
11:02 Scandal
13:09 Stinky Boots Caller Danielle
16:52 Naughty 6:40
19:14 Laura McGoldrick 
25:56 Dans Diary Attic Hunt
30:34 Paul Williams New Zealand Spy
35:04 Astrology Dating Rules
43:00 A Little Nudge - No Spark Advice
46:15 Friends With Benefits Upgrade
01:00:56 Proposal Regret Calls
01:05:57 Tracking Your Partner Stats

We’re having a bit of an existential crisis today after some massive bombshells dropped!  Dan’s been digging through his old high school diaries and it is honestly tragic—we're talking "pizza for dinner" immediately after a failed workout. But things get real messy when Dan reveals he knows a massive secret about a friend's partner being on Tinder. Do we tell her and cause absolute chaos, or just mind our own business? Plus, we unpack some of the wildest local side-hustles that are definitely giving "scam" energy. You are not ready for how much we spiral in this one!

Clint is away so Cal joins Meg and Dan on Edge Breakfast, where they joke about Clint’s birthday and preview topics like New Zealand’s poor savings rate and Celebrity Treasure Island. They celebrate Dan’s new bleached-blonde hair, play “More or Less” comparing Spotify monthly listeners of blonded celebs, and take calls about engagement and wedding plans, including Geneva deciding to elope in NZ then hold an overseas ceremony. Cal admits to being pulled over for speeding in a school zone and driving with an expired license, and they announce a Friday giveaway where every on-air caller wins $100 fuel. The team plays UK Who Wants to Be a Millionaire questions, discuss phone addiction and screen time, share a Dan’s Diary entry, talk Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz’s engagement, and interview Celebrity Treasure Island’s Ben Barrington.

00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
02:01 Playlist Picks Debate
04:39 Dan Goes Blonde
08:35 More Or Less
12:52 First Caller Wedding Update
16:44 Cal Caught Speeding
21:00 Fuel Giveaway Returns
22:50 Awkward Bra Section
26:41 Home Depot Robin Hood
28:37 Fired Or Not Stories
32:25 Workplace Confessions
34:11 Millionaire Quiz Begins
43:40 How NZ Saves
51:01 Dumb Phone Detox
59:07 Dans Diary Throwback
01:03:19 Harry Styles Engaged
01:11:01 Treasure Island Chat

We’re getting way too personal today! From Dan being told he needs a sex coach (rude) to Meg’s accidental "diagnosis" on a Lord of the Rings tour, we are truly a bunch of misfits. Clint’s got a winking problem that’s getting him in trouble with the boss, and Dan’s 15-year-old self is back with a dramatic dinosaur poem that is scientifically... questionable. You aren’t ready for the chaos.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday on The Edge with Anzac Weekend banter, a 6am throwback (Avril Lavigne), and a long-weekend “more or less” game comparing public holidays worldwide. They run the Fuellette, recap Edward’s $5,000 win and near-miss $50,000, then miss out on another $5,000 with Ruby and Laura as Dan’s spins fall short. The team tests Clint’s “luck” with a scripted call to his wife Jamie, shares celebrity and music updates, and opens calls about long engagements and “wedding waiting room” delays. Later, listeners share out-of-hospital birth stories, they chat Celebrity Treasure Island conditions with Harrison, and interview All Blacks legend Jeff Wilson about Christchurch’s new stadium and Sky Sport’s free pass.

00:00 Friday Banter and Texts
01:54 Choosing the 6AM Throwback
03:55 Avril Pick and Listener Reactions
05:25 Spooky Tunnels at North Head
08:56 More or Less Public Holidays
12:58 First Call Table Dancer
16:16 New Music Friday Picks
20:41 Fuel Wheel Chaos Returns
22:19 Ruby Spins for Fuel
24:27 Edward Recap and Baby Eight
28:19 Testing Clint Luck Script
33:17 Scandal Hailey Duff Engagement
35:47 Wedding Waiting Room Talk
36:58 Wedding Waiting Room Rants
37:41 Celebrity Scandal Update
38:51 Calls From Long Engagements
41:52 Eternity Ring Debate
43:15 Fuel Wheel Final Spin
43:55 Producer Diary Highlights
56:27 All Black Legend Interview
01:00:36 Dan's Diary Throwback
01:04:59 Born Outside Hospital Stories
01:11:42 Celebrity Treasure Island Chat
01:15:38 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re spiralling.  Dan’s old diary entries have resurfaced, and it turns out he was a massive hater about Nick’s girlfriend back in the day—calling her a "skank" and a "sloth" after only 24 hours! Plus, we try to settle the ultimate group chat debate: have we had more pints or more tugs in our lifetime? The math gets dusty, the HR department is worried about our cereal lockers, and Dan tries to eat a dry Weet-Bix live on air. It’s chaos, it’s petty, and Dan’s libido is officially a topic of national concern.

Clint, Meg and Dan open the show talking about freezing temperatures around New Zealand before discussing Zara Larsson teasing a major “Girls Trip” collaboration. They chat with listener Nicole about her pets’ great names and Dan’s legally misspelled middle name “Keune,” then play “More or Less” comparing IMDb movie ratings. Dan shares an awkward undercarriage issue, and the crew spin their Fuellette wheel: Uber driver Gagan misses $5,000, but Edward—dad of seven—wins $5,000 and declines the risky spin, only to learn a test spin would’ve landed on $50,000. They riff on luck, unique (often unfortunate) names, birth-plan disasters, first-kiss stories inspired by Love on the Spectrum, and end with a Foo Fighters-era entry from Dan’s diary.

00:00 Frosty Morning Banter
01:23 Throwback Song Debate
03:54 Caller Nicole Pet Names
08:05 Scandal Celebrity Updates
11:10 More Or Less Movie Ratings
15:13 Naughty 6:40 Undercarriage...
19:50 Fuellette
25:07 Unique Names Returns
32:44 Birth Plan Gone Wrong
41:05 The Edge Breakfast Caucus...
47:21 Fuellette
54:14 Love on the Spectrum Kisses
01:03:12 Clints Lucky Streak Debate
01:12:14 Deb Gets the News
01:14:45 Dans Diary Returns

We are spiraling today and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever recover. From Meg’s absolute horror at a "baby voice" cuddle request to Dan’s legendary lack of rhythm, we’re unpacking the most unhinged things ever said in the heat of the moment. You aren't ready for the "ancestors" comment—it’s peak chaos!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast joking about who could be New Zealander of the Year, then celebrate big “Fuellette” wins as Jackie takes $5,000 of fuel and refuses to risk it for $50,000, while Stacey narrowly misses at eight. The show chats music throwbacks, celebrity gossip, and plays a heights guessing game. They cover a Lego theft scam involving pasta-filled boxes, swap stories about inorganic rubbish finds and dump treasures, and take breakup confessions where the real reason was hidden. Megan shares an old hotel complaint note and listeners add motel horror stories, before Dan’s diary reveals his wild school speech ideas and more school trip disasters.

00:00 Breakfast Banter Begins
03:30 Throwback Song Debate
06:13 Takeaways And Stray Dog
10:36 First Call Tracy
13:31 Scandal
18:26 Naughty Lego Pasta Scam
21:54 Fuellette
28:27 Inorganic Freebie Finds
36:30 Secondhand Bed Stories
38:43 Pokemon Cards Bonding
43:03 Dating Advice Bad Breath
46:10 Breakup Lies Confessions
49:56 Spin The Wheel 5K
53:14 Meg Vegas Hotel Note
01:03:14 Dans Diary
01:08:01 Worst School Trips Recap

We let Dan step into the simulation tank to create his absolute perfect life, and let’s just say things went off the rails fast. Between his new name "Taint Tilman," a very specific age-defying pact, and a band name that had the censors sweating, it’s a total chaotic spiral. You are not ready for where this dream life ends up—especially the "snake vs. cockroach" tattoo.

0:00 – Meg’s accidental F-bomb and the $50k fuel wheel chaos.

1:45 – Entering the tank: Dan’s rules for his simulated reality.

2:30 – The Celine Dion power couple and the aging-slowly hack.

3:45 – The band name disaster: From "Killer Cats" to "Lick Rich Kids."

5:10 – Meet Taint Tilman: Dan’s new simulated identity.

6:25 – The tattoo: A snake, a giant cockroach, and a lot of regret.

7:40 – Life on the cliff: Why there’s no rain and everyone walks on their hands.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a chat about life expectancy, then debate throwback music before playing Michael Jackson and promoting the upcoming biopic “Michael.” They give away movie tickets, discuss slow biopics, and share a coffee catch-up about cheap library book buys, clutter, and too many display pillows. Small Town News confirms Paeroa’s iconic L&P bottle has changed to a more recyclable clear design. The Fuel Wheel finally lands on Mazda, winning Kristelle $5,000 in fuel; she declines the risky re-spin for $50,000, while an 8am spin narrowly misses. The show covers Coachella costs and profits, reads a grumpy Dan’s Diary entry about a Rangitoto trip, shares listeners’ worst school trips, plays the A-list game, and pitches a “long-distance best friend island” trip concept.

00:00 Morning Welcome Banter
01:55 Throwback Song Showdown
04:54 Michael Biopic
06:52 Caller Boston Truck Talk
08:27 Coffee Catch Up Deals
12:37 Scandal 
14:34 More Or Less
18:05 Naughty Church Clip
20:26 Small Town News L&P Bottle
24:35 Fuel Wheel Setup Kristelle
25:59 Spin To Win Five Grand!!!
32:42 Coachella Cost Breakdown
36:05 Diary Hunt Setup
36:55 Rangitoto Trip Rant
39:51 Worst School Trips Calls
44:24 Guys Roast Girls Habits
49:49 Fuel Wheel Near Miss
53:46 A Lister List
01:00:35 Cockpit Email Prank
01:02:19 On Air Swear Apology
01:03:00 Best Friend Island Pitch

We’re spiralling today as we weigh up the ultimate choice: would you ditch your mediocre reality to live in a "Think Tank" simulation of your perfect life? Dan’s already sold, but it might be because he’s still reeling from the time he accidentally lied to a 15-year-old on GTA. Plus, Meg gets weirdly specific about her dream body—and her husband's—while Clint prepares to take over the Premier League as "Jackson Pump." You’re not ready for where this one ends up.

00:45 – Dan’s accidental "catfish" story involving a 15-year-old and GTA.

02:30 – The "Think Tank" Dilemma: Real life vs. a perfect simulation.

05:15 – Meg’s dream life: Mystery, painting, and Guy’s "size" adjustment.

08:10 – The "Escargot" nipple debate.

09:45 – Clint’s transformation into "Jackson Pump," the Premier League's biggest star.

12:20 – Why the simulation might be better than actual reality.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with 50K Fuellette, giving callers $100 fuel and spinning the wheel for a shot at $5,000 and potentially $50,000, with near-misses landing close to Mitsubishi and then on Tesla. They choose Avicii’s “Wake Me Up” for the 6AM throwback, discuss libraries, markets, and Bay of Plenty overtaking Auckland in per-capita cocaine use. Dan’s Diary reveals teenage antics involving fireworks and “mince envelope.” Meg vents about Guy delaying windscreen wipers and shares a list of pet peeves, while listeners add theirs. The show checks Coachella highlights, crosses to Swedish reporter Sven for a tense Justin Bieber encounter, and revisits Meg’s viral reflections on long-distance friendships and missed milestones before launching “Rumor Has It” investigations.

00:00 Monday Kickoff Banter
01:29 6AM Throwback Debate
04:54 Weekend Recap and Libraries
09:30 Scandal
12:09 Naughty 6:40
21:25 Fuellette
23:59 Best Flatmate Names Game
31:50 Windscreen Wiper Mystery
37:02 One Direction Doc Drama
37:48 Men Habits List
43:52 Coachella Highlights
46:44 Sven LIVE from Coachella
49:16 Fuellette
51:47 Long Distance Besties
01:01:05 Dan Diary Fireworks
01:04:52 Rumor Has It Hotline

We’re spiralling today, mostly because Clint might actually have a problem. Between his questionable "creative" brain and a nose hair situation that involves hot blue wax and a lot of screaming, things got weird fast. We also dive deep into the bedroom habits of New Zealand, and let’s just say, some of us are bringing the national average way up. You aren't ready for the photo Clint thought was a "booby pic"—it’s equal parts hilarious and haunting.

00:45 – The brutal reality of nose waxing.

03:10 – The leg waxing stunt that still haunts Dan’s pores.

04:50 – Clint’s "Sex Addict" intervention begins.

06:15 – The photo: Is it a baby’s leg or a boob?

08:30 – Dan puts Clint through the Sex Addiction Quiz.

10:45 – Clint explains his "honry little dog on a chain" energy.

13:10 – How often does the average Kiwi actually have sex?

15:40 – Guess the Fart: Voice Disguiser Edition.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday talking upcoming holidays and the $50K fuellette wheel, then celebrate Victoria Beckham’s birthday with Spice Girls chat and discuss which Spice is most famous now. Clint tells a story about his protective friend confronting a man who swore at his son at bumper cars. They take first calls, including Hailey’s party trick, run Scandal headlines about Shannon Elizabeth joining OnlyFans and Robert De Niro praising Ariana Grande, and roast themselves as cars. New Music Friday features Tyler/Zara Larsson, Zayn, Lewis Capaldi and Demi Lovato. The fuel wheel spins twice with no $5K win, they share Feel Good Friday stories, Dan chases “Up the Waz” from the Gold Coast, revisit Producer Diary and Dan’s teenage diary, then discuss spiking bills from a massive water leak and other listener bill disasters, ending with Tesla stereotypes and Clint’s prank “basement” audio.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:30 Spice Girls Throwback
04:49 Who Is The Asshole
05:59 Bumper Cars Blowup
08:54 Concerts And First Caller
13:34 Scandal Headlines
15:36 Cars As Personalities
18:21 New Music Friday
23:16 How The Fuel Game Works
26:38 Spin The Wheel Live
30:05 Feel Good Friday News
33:56 Up The Wahs Prank Call
37:59 Producer Diary
42:31 Dan's Diary Throwback
46:35 Mystery Bill Spikes
55:16 Fuellette
58:28 Tesla Driver Stereotypes
01:04:40 Basement Recon Mission
01:09:03 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re kicking things off with a total identity crisis as Meg tries to rebrand herself away from being the "Craft Nut" of the group. Things get heated—and a little bit weird—when we dive into the conspiracy theories behind Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance and whether Scooter Braun is actually the villain everyone says he is. Plus, Clint and Dan have a very different understanding of what "access all areas" means, and let's just say it involves a lot of "sex-baiting" and a very unfortunate incident with a stress ball. You aren’t ready for how quickly this spirals into a debate about chutney!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday joking about Dan getting them in trouble, play a throwback (Akon), and revisit Clint’s laundry-sniffing segment after public reactions. They run a “More or Less” quiz on the percentage of women in NZ professions, discuss Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor not being called back, and Megan Fox fronting a men’s deodorant ad. Calls cover bedroom injuries, then “50K Fuellette” spins narrowly miss $5,000 for Louise and Andy. The team stereotypes Ford Ranger drivers, talks long-distance friendships as Megan reads a poem for her UK best friend, shares smart-vs-stingy money habits, debates gossipy professions (hairdressers top), plans a search in Dan’s mum’s basement for more of his teenage diary, and recommends Netflix’s Love on the Spectrum before taking calls on how quickly people said “I love you.”

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:32 Fuel Wheel And Throwback Pick
04:52 Dirty Laundry Sniffing Fallout
06:06 Dan Gets Complimented
09:01 More Or Less Women At Work
12:50 Scandal
14:53 First Caller Nanny Chat
15:57 Studio Lights Not Working
19:21 Naughty 640 Bedroom Injury
26:13 Fuellette
27:50 What Your Car Says About You
35:06 Long Distance Besties
39:30 Smart Or Stingy Hacks
43:23 Gossipy Jobs
51:23 50K Fuellette
53:16 Hunting Dans Old Diaries
01:02:15 Love On The Spectrum Chat
01:05:49 How Soon To Say I Love You

Sorry no video pod today! We’re spiraling into some heavy moral territory today, and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever look at Dan’s wife, Hannah, the same way again. We tackle the ultimate "Trolley Problem"—would you sacrifice 50 innocent people to save your own child, or in Dan’s case, save him from a literal train wreck? 

Plus, we’re unpacking a listener's absolute disaster of a trip to Amsterdam. From accidentally becoming "disabled" by a brownie to hallucinating that schoolgirls in McDonald's are plotting against you, it’s a chaotic cautionary tale you have to hear to believe.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday on The Edge Breakfast with two chances to win fuel on the “Fuellette Wheel,” but spins for Bailey (Ford Ranger) and Lexi (Mazda) miss their car brands. They debate Gorillaz, celebrate Kelly Clarkson’s debut album anniversary, and discuss American Idol alumni, plus Machine Gun Kelly’s upcoming NZ show. Listener Rhiannon calls in to share her new cookbook “More Than Toast,” sparking a “boy dinners” chat. The team plays a recipe-rating guessing game, talks UFC champ Carlos Ulberg’s stripper past and does “upgrade/downgrade” jobs with callers, then covers a study saying cost-of-living stress is the top breakup driver. Meg tries a hotel bidet, they mystery-shop the IT help desk, and test Clint’s “sniff test” for dirty laundry. They also run through “genius traits” and dating “coming on too strong” red flags with relationship coach Erica.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Throwback Music Chat
06:14 Dan's back jogging
10:13 First Caller Rhiannon
20:23 UFC Champ Stripper Past
23:39 Upgrade Downgrade
28:57 Fuellette
32:07 Breakups And Money Stress
39:05 Bidet Update
43:39 Office Peer Review
49:27 Sniff Test Challenge
55:30 Fuellette
57:39 Boy Dinner Cookbook
01:01:01 Boy Dinner Hall Fame
01:05:17 Genius Traits Quiz
01:09:33 Dating Comes On Strong

We are absolutely spiralling today after Dan dropped a bomb about his granddad that none of us were ready for. We dive deep into the science of when your body actually stops growing (bad news for some of us) and Meg recounts a "near-death" experience in Amsterdam that resulted in the most unhinged 45-minute voice note you’ll ever hear. You aren't ready for the "deathbed" requests she made for Guy.

00:25 – Dan’s granddad story and the 18-year growth rule.

02:15 – New Zealand's work-life balance vs. the Netherlands.

03:40 – Meg’s Amsterdam "muffin" disaster and the death voice note.

06:50 – Clint’s accidental "white stuff" experience at an after-party.

08:10 – Merging consciousness: What do our partners actually think?

10:15 – Meg’s "Burn Book" of Dan’s most offensive off-air comments.

13:45 – The $50k fuel "Fast Pass" keyword revealed.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast chatting about breakfasts, throwbacks and celebrity gossip, including stories about Nicole Scherzinger and debate over Drake, Whoopi Goldberg and Cameron Diaz in their A/B/C-lister game. They play “More or Less” on inventions, take early calls, and run the 50K Fuel wheel (Bex and Rosie miss out on the $5,000 spin but keep $100 vouchers). Clint shares an embarrassing stress-ball mishap, they discuss Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and reveal podcast keywords to fast-track Fuel Lead entries. Other highlights include parenting toilet confessions, ‘irresistible’ marriage advice from an old book, a “front foot” confession segment, what made friends seem rich growing up, a honey thief in Otago, NZ ranking #1 for work-life balance, and Charlie Puth’s NZ tour announcement with tickets given away.

00:00 Show Opener
01:08 Pussycat Dolls Drama
03:03 Wu Tang Confusion
04:37 Nicole Vocal Praise
05:22 Pikachu Text Mixup
08:19 More Or Less Quiz
11:04 Scandal
12:07 First Call of the day
16:41 Stress Ball Explosion
20:24 Sabrina Culture Debate
24:14 Fuelette
27:05 A B C Listers
35:43 Toddlers Bathroom Watch
39:21 Books By Boomers
43:04 Melania Press Conference Parody
44:41 Front Foot Confessions
52:20 Rich Kid Household Clues
01:01:53 Honey Heist Small Town News
01:05:33 NZ Work Life Balance Ranking
01:14:11 Charlie Puth Tour Reveal

We’ve had a bit of a hiatus, but we are back and it is absolute chaos in the studio! We're diving into the deep end—literally—as we revisit the time Dan tried to go skinny dipping and ended up face-planting onto a pool cover. Plus, Meg opens up about a fan encounter that happened at her absolute "ugliest" moment, and we discuss which body parts we’d swap if we could. You aren’t ready for the sheer amount of banter we’ve packed into our return episode!

00:00 – We’re back! Recapping our holiday hiatus. 

02:50 – Producer Carl’s mid-podcast DIY project. 

04:15 – Meg’s "ugliest" fan encounter at the sushi shop. 

07:40 – Memory Lane: Dan as Katy Perry and Austin Powers. 

09:30 – The skinny dipping pool cover disaster. 

10:45 – The great Time Capsule recovery mission. 

13:20 – Swapping body parts: What would we take from each other? 

15:50 – 50k Fuel-let: Today’s secret keyword.

Clint, Meg and Dan return from the break, talk Easter survival with kids, and mark the anniversary of Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.” They debate Justin Bieber’s divisive Coachella set, share holiday highlights, and interview Gemma—who admits she once lit her own fart—then award her movie tickets. The team reacts to Artemis astronauts splashing down, with Megan questioning the 1969 moon landing. They play a Coachella “more or less” game, launch the Fuelette Wheel of Fuel giveaway, and spin for callers Tony and Jess. Dan reveals a “butt loofah” glove mix-up with his wife, celebrate the Warriors beating the Storm, prep for a cyclone, and chat to Treasure Island castmate Harrison about the island.

00:00 Back From Holiday Banter
01:34 Mambo No 5 Birthday Talk
02:38 Bieber Coachella Debate
06:25 Holiday Highlights And Fuel Prices
08:30 First Call Gemma Lights Farts
11:47 Scandal Ryan Gosling Viral Clip
12:58 Artemis Splashdown And Moon Doubts
17:49 Coachella More Or Less Game
20:48 Roulette Wheel Of Fuel Explained
24:01 First Spin Tony Plays
26:24 Butt Loofah Relationship Drama
32:42 Exfoliating Glove Debate
34:00 Warriors Break The Drought
37:18 Coachella Bieber Backlash
42:02 Cyclone Prep Confessions
48:38 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
51:34 Treasure Island Cast Chat
56:49 Marriage Advice And 20 Second Hug

We’re spiraling into a massive debate over whether hot cross buns belong in April or all year round, and honestly, things got a bit tense. Plus, we dive into the world’s weirdest delicacies—from kina shot glasses to "bumps" of caviar—and why some of them are just straight-up posh rubbish.

But fair warning: grab the tissues because we also share some of the most gut-wrenching stories about dads that will actually leave you in puddles. Between Minecraft surprises and abandoned birthday plans, we are fully in our feelings today. You’re not ready for the emotional 180 this episode takes! Also, no video pod today sorry! Our cameras are playing silly buggers!

00:00 – The Great Hot Cross Bun Debate: Tradition vs. Year-round snacking

02:15 – Kina, Caviar, and Bats: When delicacies go too far

05:40 – The "Overthinkers" Mailbox: Health issues and accidental Tectonic jokes

06:50 – Heartbreak Hour: The dad stories that left the studio in tears

10:12 – The Minecraft House & The Surgery Call: Why we love our dads

13:45 – Clint ruins a wholesome moment with a "69" joke

16:20 – Space sex and the Artemis mission: Things get weird

18:50 – Guess the Fart: The Easter edition

Clint, Megan and Dan kick off Thursday ahead of a four-day Easter weekend, share plans, and plug giveaways including $200 fuel and Harry Styles tickets. They play a stadium-size “More or Less” game, discuss Easter traditions like kids’ egg hunts, and debate extreme empath habits, including Dan’s wife refusing to eat chocolate bunnies. The Producer Diary recaps the week, including Caltex Taradale’s cheap petrol and the four-hour Easy Money marathon won by Lavinia for $10,000, who gives her friend $1,000. They announce the upcoming “50K Fuel” game, revisit an elaborate April Fools prank involving Clint’s mum, and wrap with dating “moves,” including bringing puppies to attract attention.

00:00 Long Weekend Banter
06:31 Jess Calls In
09:52 Easter Egg Hunt
11:09 Color Run Moment
13:29 More Or Less Stadiums
17:44 Producer Diary
23:57 Extreme Empaths
31:17 EZ Money Highlights
40:10 Long Weekend Whip Round
41:38 Artemis Launch And Space Odds
48:15 Fuel Giveaway Explained
51:15 Clints Mum April Fools Prank
01:04:03 Puppies As Dating Hack

Clint, Meg and Dan hype up a guaranteed $10,000 “EZ Money” win, plan money-themed songs, and share an awkward client event where a company head misintroduced the team and forgot Dan. They give away $200 fuel to Janine in a Toyota Echo, then begin repeated rounds of EZ Money after early attempts fail. The show also runs a prize-money “More or Less” game and discusses a video of LeAnn Rimes crying during a jaw-tension release massage. A major April Fools prank convinces Clint he must look at his nude mum for five seconds to win $3,000 for a caller, before revealing it’s fake and his mum is in a robe. Later they take relationship advice on “shooting your shot,” call London’s Nightingale pub about a Ray heartbreak plaque, and after nearly five hours of continuous EZ Money, Lavinia finally wins the $10,000.

00:00 Ten Grand Must Go
02:15 Money Songs Brainstorm
05:03 Boss Says Keep Playing
09:27 First Caller Dunedin Chat
12:12 Ear Wiggle Challenge
17:12 LeAnn Rimes Jaw Release
20:30 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
22:59 EZ Money Attempt
25:37 Sensory Test Twist
29:57 Clint’s $3K Dare
37:47 Relationship Advice Shoot Your Shot
45:06 Small Town News Pub Plaque
48:36 EZ Money $10K Marathon
54:19 Winner Found and Wrap Up

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast.

You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it.

00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg.

03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary.

05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg.

08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal.

11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move.

14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities.

17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks
04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos
07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer
11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz
15:38 Ass Grab Experiment
19:49 Rhys Darby!
24:28 EZ Money
27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story
36:58 Fuellette
39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained
44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing
47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge
51:00 EZ Money 10K Game
52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters
58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!
01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades
01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future!

00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.
02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).
03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.
05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.
07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.
11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?
12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?
15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a short week with Producer Nepia's homemade cinnamon scrolls, a reminder that EZ Money’s $10,000 must be won by Wednesday, and a last chance to win a Harry Styles flyaway. They debate throwback tracks, chat celebrity wine collaborations with InVivo’s Tim (including Graham Norton and Sarah Jessica Parker), and play “more or less” time-zone trivia. The show covers Swedish “grab dad ass” research, a KitKat truck heist, big Lotto wins, Meghan Markle’s dad’s new relationship, and listeners’ biggest achievements by 19. EZ Money callers fall short, Dan discovers his wife’s box of ex memorabilia, fuel price winners are announced, and a Holden driver wins $200 in Fuel It.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:14 Throwback Song Debate
06:54 Weekend Paint Fail
10:36 First Call of the Day
14:54 More Or Less Timezones
27:25 EZ Money Challenge
30:26 Beauty Pageant Blunders
34:47 Age Gaps
39:36 Raye Album Spotlight
44:04 What did you do at 19?
52:47 EZ Money Challenge
54:25 Exes Keepsakes Box
01:02:10 Cheapest Fuel Countdown
01:04:44 One of the Girls Quiz
01:08:17 Fuel Wheel Winner

Happy Friday!

Have a good weekend, see ya next week 

Bring it on xx

I’m still shaking from this one, but mostly because Meg is currently spiralling over a listener’s text. We started off with some lovely feedback from Izzy, a long-time listener, but things took a turn when we started reimagining the office as a bedroom—mirror on the ceiling and all. We dive into why hallway cameras are a terrible idea and find out exactly how Dan would react if our producer Carl actually quit. We also address a mean text sent to the show - we see them all!!

0:00 – Moving the furniture and ceiling mirrors.

2:15 – The POV hallway camera scandal.

4:30 – Carl "quits" and Meg loses it.

6:10 – Meg’s secret life as a traveler...

8:45 – The Muffin Break text that ruined Meg’s day.

11:20 – Would you rather: Read minds or be rated 1–10?

Clint, Meg and Dan preview a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring a new “Hit the Spot” song vote, the return of “Books by Boomers,” and economist Brad Olsen explaining a tightly targeted $50-per-week Working for Families payment for 143,000 households amid rising fuel costs. They celebrate Hannah Montana’s 20th anniversary with a Miley-themed “More or Less” game, chat about Clint’s daughter and Meg’s Animal Crossing generosity, call a hardworking local truck driver, and play giveaways including EZ Money and a $200 fuel wheel win. Meg is tested on “hitting the post,” Small Town News calls Mosgiel, and listeners share famous school alumni, lotto wins, “kept it in the family” stories, and found-cash tales. The team votes on a Celine Dion “Hit the Spot” song for her birthday.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:26 Throwback Song Debate
05:59 Coffee Catch Up
07:07 Animal Crossing Money Talk
10:42 First Call Simon
14:04 Miley Trivia More or Less
17:31 Stinky Boot Homework Drama
21:50 Fuel Subsidy Explained
27:37 EZ Money 10K Game
29:53 Books By Boomers Returns
37:54 Radio Hitting The Post
39:26 Meg Post Redemption Game
42:06 Small Town News Call
45:36 Famous Alumni Roast
49:38 Who Went To Your School
53:51 EZ Money
56:15 Celine Hit The Spot Vote...
01:03:47 Roll Call Relief Stories
01:08:01 Lotto Syndicate Winner
01:10:39 Finders Keepers Karma
01:11:31 Wrap Up And Goodbye

No video today sorry guys - camera's aren't working!! We honestly thought Dan was the Zac Effron of his high school, but a brutal "Famous Alumni" list just put him in his place behind a drag queen and the Prime Minister. Plus, we’re spiraling over some heavy new stats about New Zealand's drug habits and debating if a "Yes Day" with the kids is actually a genius move or a total nightmare. You aren't ready for how awkward Clint's phone call to his old school gets!

00:00 – The brutal Mt Roskill Grammar famous alumni list.

01:45 – Is Dan more famous than Christopher Luxon?.

03:10 – Clint calls his old high school to check his own status.

05:45 – The search for billionaire Graham Hart.

07:20 – NZ's shocking cocaine and meth statistics.

08:15 – Why Northland has the highest meth use.

09:30 – Jennifer Garner’s pasta sauce and the "Yes Day".

11:10 – The rules of a "Yes Day" for parents.

Clint, Meg and Dan return with banter about buying Robbie Williams tickets and the singer’s November New Zealand shows, then play “More or Less” with Facebook Marketplace items and take a first call from Sean in Christchurch. They share a funny-name segment sparked by an email about “Dixie Normas,” run “EZ Money” with contestants Joy and Georgia, and discuss the English Premier League trophy visiting the studio with its traveling ambassadors. The show also explores weird things people get paid to do, validates listener Monique’s claimed puzzle-piece talent via her partner Andrew, launches a fuel “Spin to Win,” and reveals Dan isn’t on his high school’s notable alumni list. They finish with an A/B/C-list debate featuring Mariah Carey, Nicolas Cage and Viola Davis.

00:00 Show Returns Banter
02:09 Robbie Tour Dates
05:14 Cool Partner Debate
08:43 More Or Less Game
13:12 First Caller Sean
22:33 EZ Money
24:49 EPL Trophy In Studio
29:36 Weird Paid Jobs
33:31 Monique Puzzle Skill
39:03 Meg's challenge for Hit The Spot
42:42 Spin To Win Fuel Cash
47:40 EZ Money 
49:57 Dan Snubbed By Alumni List
56:46 Pulling A Sickie Stories
01:04:22 A Lister List

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans
01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype
06:31 Dan at Auckland FC
10:06 More or Less
14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie
18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail
22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...
24:54 EZ Money 10K Game
26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging
31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions
35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute
39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap
44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway
53:15 EZ Money Challenge
55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower
01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man.

Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire."

00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."
02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.
04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.
05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.
07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.
08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.
10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.
12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote
14:02 First Caller of the Day
18:50 Naughty 6:40 
23:40 Not What It Looks Like...
27:03 EZ Money 
29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype
34:04 Flex Factor Auditions
39:01 Producer Diary Highlights
43:51 New Music Friday Picks
48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate
57:21 EZ Money Challenge
59:35 Truth Booth 
01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.

Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."

00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.
02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.
03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.
06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.
08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.
09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.
12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.
15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a “special brownie,” debating if it’s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people “did it” to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint’s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter
01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness
06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma
09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat
14:25 More or Less Formula One
17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package
22:09 Last Joke Standing Game
25:12 EZ Money 
27:36 Bad Teachers Stories
40:53 Good News Roundup
43:55 Movies That Killed Mood
48:04 EZ Money
50:19 Flex Factor No Show...
55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle
59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena
01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast
01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

We are spiralling over the "Longest Drink in Town" and honestly, my brain hurts. Jeremy’s dad designed the iconic Kiwi giraffe cup, but he hasn't seen a cent from the 120 million cups sold. Is the cup tall? Is the drink long? We also dive into the "Honest Day" hypothetical where no one can lie for 24 hours, and let's just say Dan’s answers about his love life got real awkward, real fast.

Wait until you hear our heated debate on the moon landing—Meg is convinced it’s the biggest lie in history. Between killer whales being dolphins and the invention of the internet, we are overthinking absolutely everything today. You are not ready for the chaos!

00:45 – The $120 million milkshake cup tragedy

04:30 – The Honest Day: One question you can't lie about

05:45 – Dan’s "spinning plates" threesome nightmare

07:15 – Why Donald Trump would still get away with it

08:20 – Killer whales are actually dolphins (and we’re mad about it)

09:40 – Meg’s moon landing conspiracy theory

11:15 – Did the internet exist in 1969?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday reacting to rising mince prices and chatting vegetarian alternatives, then bring in Cork listener Liam for St. Patrick’s Day-themed “More or Less” beer trivia. They debate a workplace mentoring program, test Dan’s blunt mentoring style with callers, and play Easy Money for $10,000 with two attempts that fall short. The team argues over a controversial Top 5 list of famous Michaels, shares “lame claim to fame” celebrity moments, and revives Flex Factor with odd talents like burping the alphabet and predicting missing puzzle pieces. They also feature dating advice from Erica and talk late-life ADHD diagnoses and new research on ADHD brain activity.

00:00 Edge Returns Intro
01:44 Throwback Playlist Talk
05:21 Cost Of Living Fatigue
08:05 Road Rage Confessions
09:30 First Call Liam Ireland
19:05 Mentor Program Drama
26:55 EZ Money Fail
29:00 Top Five Michaels
36:55 Flex Factor Skills
41:36 Small Town Bridge Drama
45:04 Lame Claims Fame
52:29 EZ Money Challenge
54:17 Erika - A Little Nudge Dating Advice
01:02:05 Flex Factor Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off St. Patrick’s Day with Irish throwbacks and chat, then dive into teeth-whitening mishaps, first calls, and a game comparing Oscar nominations. They follow up on Katrina finally ending a long-distance relationship, attempt EZ Money for $10k, and discuss Ed Sheeran’s unusual will plans. Comedian Ursula Carlson joins to plug her “Fatty on a Yacht” tour, while Nicola Willis explains rising fuel prices and the government’s fuel-stock plan. Producer Neps hits a Ponsonby Z to run a “stop on exactly $10” pump challenge, and the team debates celebrity A/B/C-listers—plus Dan’s car-noise “talent” that gives everyone the ick.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Irish Throwback Song Battle
04:53 Teeth Whitening Kindness
08:26 First Call Truck Driver
12:18 Oscars Nominations Game
16:29 Parenting Swear Rules
20:54 Katrina Breakup Update
25:24 EZ Money Quiz Attempt
27:42 Ed Sheeran Will Pranks
36:37 Ursula Carlson
40:53 Oscars Records Recap
44:52 Dan’s Unsexy Talent Tease
53:18 EZ Money 10K Game
55:20 Nicola Willis
59:27 Get Pumped Fuel Challenge
01:02:24 St Patrick’s Day AI Songs
01:08:02 A List Celebrity Revote

Clint, Meg and Dan return on a Monday, celebrating Liam Lawson’s seventh-place China Grand Prix finish and debating F1 results. They preview show giveaways including EZ Money and their Swedish correspondent Sven covering the Oscars. Meg recaps an A&P show where her chutney, plum sauce, cookies, relish and art entries fail to place, including a disqualification. The team plays a “more or less” teeth quiz and discusses a study linking phone use on the toilet to hemorrhoids. They interview @karlydriftwood, a viral Nashville strip-club door girl, then open the floor on big-boob problems after Clint’s wife buys “minimizer” bras. A caller’s long-distance breakup stalls due to being ghosted, and listeners share “try hard” stories. Clint realizes many duty-free boomerangs are ornamental when his won’t return.

00:00 Show Returns Monday
02:12 Throwback Song Debate
05:58 Meg A&P Show Results
10:33 First Call of the Day
14:00 More Or Less - Teeth
17:02 Phone Toilet Study
20:06 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA
25:16 EZ Money Game
27:35 Minimizer Bra Debate
35:35 Katrina Breakup Update
40:47 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA
44:42 What Does Meg Mean?
47:26 Sayings That Should Exist
51:15 EZ Money
54:14 Sven at the Oscars
01:00:30 Try Hards Confessions
01:05:31 Duty Free Boomerang Scam

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a spooky Friday the 13th with Warriors hype, throwback tracks, and a debate over monster-themed songs before spinning Rihanna’s “Disturbia.” They plug the Harry Styles flyaway standby list, chat Meg’s A&P-style baking entries, and take calls including cabin-crew realities and dating app updates. New Music Friday features Luke Combs, The Wiggles, Pussycat Dolls, and Live Lounge covers from Zara Larsson and Harry Styles. Dan’s “prayers” become a running gag after Meg’s missing cat Plum returns, leading to on-air requests for healing, Warriors tips, and giveaway luck. EZ Money returns, “Hit the Spot” attempts Tenacious D’s “Tribute” but narrowly misses, small-town news hits Hokitika’s food festival, and callers share breakup reversals and pets missing for years before coming home.

00:00 Spooky Friday Opener
04:14 Harry Styles Flyaway Info
05:49 Cookie Judging Panel
07:48 First Call Of The Day
10:51 New Music Friday
16:27 Dan Prays For Plum
19:18 Prayer Requests On Air
23:47 EZ Money Game
26:25 Megs Mum Calls In
26:56 Hit The Spot Prep
33:44 Small Town News 
34:48 Hokitika Food Fest
37:11 Producer Diary Highlights
41:10 Kate Hudson Breakups
49:49 EZ Money Challenge
52:44 Hit The Spot Attempt
56:17 Did We Miss It?!
01:00:32 Harry Styles Flyaway
01:02:19 Pets Gone Missing

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday’s Edge Breakfast debating Meg’s ever-earlier toast routine and chatting throwbacks like One Direction and Taylor Swift facts, before a “future reader” disputes on-air predictions about celebrity events and deaths. Meg shares an emotional update about her elderly blind cat Plum going missing for two days and then returning, after Dan and Hannah prayed. The team revives “More or Less” with fast-food stats, reflects on COVID lockdown memories with listener calls, and plays EZ Money with contestants Nicky and Trevor. They judge money-saving habits in “Smart or Stingy,” share almost-famous name stories, do Chuck Norris jokes, and Meg de-influences products like a Dyson vacuum and a Nashi rash shirt. The episode also features a chat with Australian designer Katie Perry after winning a long trademark case against the pop star.

00:00 Show Kickoff Banter
01:41 Throwback Debate
04:23 Linda The Psychic Drops In
06:07 Coffee Catch Up
11:02 More Or Less Returns
15:06 Lockdown Memories
23:09 EZ Money 
25:37 Smart Or Stingy
35:15 Producer Neps Poem
38:48 Last Joke Standing - Chuck Norris
42:06 De-Influencing
48:56 EZ Money 
52:03 Hit The Spot Tribute
56:52 Katy Perry Trademark Chat
01:01:08 Almost Famous Names
01:05:56 Partner Pet Peeves

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast with banter about Dan’s ADHD “vocal stim” catchphrases, then plug $10,000 EZ Money and a one-in-15 draw to win a Harry Styles trip to Sydney. They debate music “pioneers,” talk twins (including mix-ups and a caller who’s a twin truck driver), and joke about schools ditching analog clocks and pen licenses. The team confesses supermarket “pick and mix” code swapping, crosses to Swedish correspondent Sven for a windy weather report, and races to take clothes off fast. Listeners play EZ Money, share partner annoyances and horrible boss stories, and the show launches Small Town News in Gore, revealing the giant trout’s name is Trevor.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
05:31 Twins and Lookalikes
14:06 Kids Are Getting Dumber
17:53 Supermarket Code Cheats
20:56 Sven Storm Report
24:08 Speed Undressing Challenge
26:02 EZ Money With Martha
28:15 Husband’s One Complaint
38:47 Small Town News Gore
42:28 Petrol Queues And All Nighters
50:06 EZ Money 10K Game
54:14 Horrible Bosses Return
01:03:05 Dating Coach Erica - A Little Nudge
01:06:31 Harry Styles Standby Winner

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Tuesday with Clint back from a Sydney boys’ weekend and a surprise run-in with former host Sophie. The show covers EZ Money attempts at $10,000, Harry Styles ticket draw entries, and a throwback vote. Dan updates the ongoing naked-neighbor bathroom window saga after Hannah’s failed note drop. They discuss a study claiming morning is the best time for sex, a nuclear-war expert saying NZ/Australia could remain viable, and Auckland’s Vogels shortage. Clint shares a tough talk with his 10-year-old about porn after Friends, callers weigh in on sex-ed timing, and they revive calling old contacts from Dan’s phone. The crew debates “most trustworthy” women’s names, plays Clint’s “Dap Chem” remix about Liam Lawson, explores being friends with exes, and finishes with A‑Lister rankings for Billie Eilish, Michael B. Jordan and Liam Neeson.

01:40 Throwback Battle
04:14 Dans Instagram Pity
07:15 Banana Ball Madness
11:06 Naked Neighbors Update
15:06 Naughty 6:40
18:43 Nuclear War Safe Zone
23:01 EZ Money Game
25:22 "The Chat"
36:04 Dans Phone Contacts...
39:41 Auckland Vogels Shortage
42:47 Trustworthy Names Debate
50:38 EZ Money
52:56 Dap Chem Song Premiere
57:27 Best Friends With Exes
01:06:15 Harry Styles Flyaway Draw
01:08:12 A Lister List

Clint's away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan on The Edge Breakfast for a chaotic catch-up covering Liam Lawson’s tough F1 weekend, a Warriors win, and a throwback music vote. Cal reveals he tints his eyebrows, leading to an on-air mascara mishap, and the team debates showering together, shower-cleaning habits, and “most trustworthy” names after listener horror stories about Kyles, James' and Davids. Meg shares advice-seeking concerns about explaining their elderly cat Plum’s decline to her young daughter. They also launch the Harry Styles Australia trip draw, discuss Ryan Gosling’s changing look, and Dan’s dilemma of repeatedly seeing new neighbours nude through a bathroom window.

00:00 Show Kickoff and Cal Joins
01:31 Throwback Battle
04:06 Cal’s Eyebrow Tint Disaster
07:25 Scandal Ryan Gosling Face Work
11:33 Showering Together Debate
15:05 First Call of the Day
18:08 EZ Money
21:16 Most Trustworthy Names Debate
27:25 Talking Kids Through Pet Loss
32:33 Things We Love Segment
36:14 How Often Clean Shower
42:42 EZ Money 
44:31 Harry Styles Ticket Draw
47:06 Naked Neighbor Dilemma
56:28 Chalamet Opera Controversy
01:04:05 Whatcha Got

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about delayed 40th plans, a chaotic golf round and what’s coming up, including EZ Money and International Women’s Day. They premiere new Harry Styles music and Meg reviews his album, then share a “sharpen your axe” productivity story. The show spirals into book smut talk, password struggles and a debate about not knowing what’s real online as AI gets better. Dan admits he avoids using his home toilet and even resorted to peeing in a bottle. EZ Money contestants Natalie and a shower-ready Gemma take their shot at $10,000. AI “turns” Meg into a singer for a Celine Dion song—badly—before Meg closes with an International Women’s Day poem honoring overlooked women in history.

00:00 Friday Show Kickoff
02:20 New Harry Styles Drop
05:16 Sharpen Your Axe Story
06:39 BookTok Smut Scandal
10:16 First Call Reading Tips
13:36 Naughty 6:40
18:39 Harry Styles Album Picks
22:42 EZ Money
27:31 Poll: Can You Trust AI
35:24 AI Voice Experiment Tease
35:35 Producer Diary Highlights
40:17 Hillary Duff Bluff Game
45:52 Password Forgetting Chaos
51:02 EZ Money Nude Attempt
54:50 AI Makes Meg Sing
01:02:57 International Womens Day Poem

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with tire woes, a throwback debate, and Meg entering a “best relish” competition for $10. They discuss the Beckhams posting about estranged son Brooklyn, then share celebrity-hero encounters from listeners. EZ Money returns with contestants Alan and Anita attempting 10 answers in 30 seconds. Dan redeems himself after losing a Formula 1 champions quiz to Liam Lawson, beating the time on a second try. Meg tells a story about being first on scene at a motorway crash, then the team plays “Bluff Your Way to Hillary Duff.” They also explore feeling “behind in life,” with most listeners relating, and Brodie Kane joins to talk about her new podcast, “Let her finish.”

00:00 Breakfast show kickoff
01:39 Us vs The Playlist
07:04 Beckhams family drama
10:33 First call of the day
25:47 EZ money
28:45 Am I the only one? Feeling behind...
30:18 Sven
01:38 Scandal
39:37 Dan F1 Redemption Run
49:28 Bluff for Duff
53:15 EZ Money
55:58 Feeling Behind in Life
01:05:01 Brodie Kane New Podcast
01:09:04 AI Singing Experiment
01:13:50 Poll Results and Wrap

Clint, Meg and Dan react to the blood moon, share mishaps they blame on it, and preview chances to win $10,000 on EZ Money. Dan’s idol, Kiwi Formula One driver Liam Lawson, unexpectedly turns a planned phone chat into an in-studio visit, talks the upcoming season, Drive to Survive cameras, and beats Dan in an F1 champion trivia time trial. The team debates nepotism after Pink duets with daughter Willow, covers Selena Gomez licking Benny Blanco’s dirty toes and explains foot fetishes, then plays the Hillary Duff Bluff. They also run an “Am I Alone?” poll about feeling fine never having sex again, with callers sharing similar experiences.

00:00 Blood Moon Banter & Show Teasers
08:23 P!nk and Nepo Baby Debate
13:14 First Call of the day
22:13 Hillary Duff Bluff Game
27:23 EZ Money
29:58 Am I Alone?
39:09 AI vs Real Music
47:32 Erika - A Little Nudge
54:36 EZ Money 
56:33 Liam Lawson Surprise Visit
17:09 Blood Moon Blame Game
01:15:50 Am I Alone Intimacy Talk

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show teasing an upcoming post-show interview with Liam Lawson, debate throwbacks and OMI songs, and recap SAG Awards moments including speeches about Catherine O’Hara and Harrison Ford, plus Michael B. Jordan’s win. They take calls after Electric Avenue, share hangover “cures,” and run EZ Money attempts. The team reads their self-written erotic fiction, then discusses Harry Styles’ new dance album and a Netflix concert special. Hillary Duff Bluff continues as a caller fools them, while Meg reveals a technical-issues Hillary Duff interview where her off-air chat about a “forget-me-not” tattoo was overheard and later mentioned on Australian radio. They cover pricey coffees, Jim Carrey’s facelift chatter, argue A-list rankings, and end with a poll showing most listeners struggle making or keeping adult friendships.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:01 Throwback Playlist Debate
08:50 Scandal
13:16 First Call of the day
15:29 Electric Avenue Recap
21:17 Hangover Cures Hotline
28:41 EZ Money 
31:43 Erotic Fiction Roast
41:43 Harry Styles Netflix Buzz
44:24 Hillary Duff Bluff 
48:09 Adult Friendship Poll
56:24 EZ Money
58:38 Hillary Duff Trainwreck...
01:07:47 Whatcha Got
01:13:14 A Lister list
01:21:47 Am I The Only One

Clint, Meg and Dan return DUSTY from Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival, swapping stories about crowds, toilets, fan meetups and a revenge prank involving Clint’s tri pillow. They debate meeting heroes after Christian Bale’s comments, play “EZ Money” with callers who fall short. The show features an interview highlight with Hilary Duff about motherhood and candid lyrics, plus talk of a behind-the-scenes mic moment. They interview Stewart at Scott Base about Antarctica life, extreme cold and 40 job openings, take calls on extreme jobs, discuss festival breakups and hangover cures, and end with listener Chand describing being stuck in Dubai amid missile and drone attacks and airport closures.

00:29 Electric Ave Recap
04:20 Souvenirs For Kids
13:00 First Call of the day
16:57 Stinky Room Revenge
21:10 Two Dudes Skincare
23:33 EZ Money Game
26:23 Hilary Duff Interview
37:14 Electric Avenue Highlights
42:10 Brit Awards Scandal
46:12 Hangover Cure Debate
47:03 Shout Out To My Ex
51:53 Antarctica Jobs AMA
01:07:29 Dan Becomes Craig...
01:10:45 Dubai Missile Update

Clint, Meg and Dan broadcast live from Christchurch ahead of Electric Avenue, sharing travel stories, festival hype and on-air banter, including a debated and then played recording of Clint’s early-morning “alarm.” They run Electric Ave-themed content like a throwback song and a Christchurch postcode playlist, plus a producer diary recap covering the art-off results, a Swedish reporter segment and Dan missing “Hit the Spot.” Two Easy Money rounds come close but fall short, while Festy Bestie standby tickets go to local builder Tom. Dan stages a Cash Trapped run in Hagley Park with a decoy in morph suits; Johnny catches Dan to win VIP Electric Ave tickets and $200, while the decoy catcher gets $100. The episode ends with rapid-fire small business plugs.

00:00 Live in Christchurch
01:57 Throwback Song Picks
04:10 Festival Setup Talk
06:52 Scandal
11:22 The 4:30am Alarm...
14:43 Flight Etiquette Rant
17:54 New Music Friday
21:29 EZ Money
24:58 Festy Bestie Winner
28:47 Producer Diary
32:56 Postcode Playlist Returns
37:13 Zara Larsson Tour Chat
38:55 Cash Strapped Setup
42:21 Sean Johnson Interview
48:09 EZ Money Challenge
50:47 Cash Strapped Chase
58:58 But-Plug this!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a loose Edge Breakfast episode while packing for a Christchurch broadcast and VIP Loft Bar, then debate Gaga/Beyoncé and Eminem throwbacks. Meg’s “Scandals” cover Flavor Flav hosting a Las Vegas celebration for female medalists after a controversial White House invite, plus Luke Combs opening up about body image and avoiding medical weight-loss shortcuts. The team dives into a “testicles research” chat, defines the rules of a “guy dinner,” and takes calls on comfort items adults still sleep with. They chat with Jono, swimming from North Cape to Wellington to end bottom trawling, run $10,000 EZ Money with callers, plan Dan’s Christchurch “cash strapped” chase with a decoy runner, and finish with a running gag comparing Dan to 1960s singer Peter Noon.

01:44 Throwback Playlist Debate
06:21 VIP Christchurch Invite
08:45 Scandal
13:36 Testicle Science!
20:35 Jono Swim 4 The Ocean
24:55 EZ Money
27:29 Defining Guy Dinner
37:06 Scandal
41:33 Cash Strapped
56:00 EZ Money
59:10 Wolf Whistle Debate
01:07:28 Haircut Photo Debate

Clint, Meg and Dan prep for Electric Ave in Christchurch, debate paying extra for exit-row legroom, and run through a “magic” throwback. They discuss creatine and “placebo sleep,” then Meg covers Pride & Prejudice’s new Netflix series and a Bridesmaids reunion interview. Callers share lame “superpowers” and butt tattoos, while EZ Money contestants attempt for $10k. The team react to savings stats, help a stressed mum with $1k, and Dan narrowly misses “Hit the Spot.”

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:52 Magic Song Throwback
06:52 Scandal
10:52 First Call of the day
14:05 Forgotten Superpowers List
19:25 EZ Money
21:52 Bestie Butt Tattoo Confessions
30:42 Scandal 
34:41 AI vs Real Music
38:56 Savings Reality Check
48:32 EZ Money
50:40 (s)Hit The Spot
57:41 Erica - A Little Nudge
01:01:33 Guy Dinners

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning debating when it’s acceptable to ask about weekend plans, share a toddler’s hilarious bike mispronunciation, and pick Metro Station for a throwback. Clint claims he’s sparked a New Zealand bidet trend after Art Green asks for recommendations. Meg breaks down Met Gala fashion, while Dan attempts “Hit The Spot” and struggles. They play EZ Money, dive into “accidentally drunk” stories, and read Electric Ave-themed romantic fiction. The highlight is an AMA with wakeboarding legend Brad Smeele, who discusses his accident, life as a quadriplegic, and finding happiness. They also argue the A-list game, cover Lily Collins cast as Audrey Hepburn, and hear sister feud stories.

00:00 Cold Open Chaos
04:33 Bidet Influencer Era
08:53 Met Gala Weirdness
11:41 First Caller
15:45 Naughty 6:40
19:25 Hit The Spot Practice Run
22:42 EZ Money 10K Game
25:43 Drunk Reporter Goes Viral
34:23 Bromantic Fiction
43:15 Brad Smeele: From Pro Athlete to Quadriplegic
51:49 EZ Money
53:53 A Lister List
01:07:55 Sister Feuds