The Edge Breakfast

Cal, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Dan’s “tough love” motorway cat rescue, Meg’s five-year-old learning sarcasm, and a debate on whether you must warn your partner before inviting friends over. Scandal covers Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Christmas song and Taika Waititi clapping back at critics. The team chats to Elvis, a Tongan runner going viral for dancing at the New York Marathon, plays Easy Money, and asks listeners when they peaked early. Plus: a saucy CarPlay text mishap, best-friend “bits,” the Imposter dating story game, a Marketing Monday jingle for Dear Dog, and Love Jeanie’s dating red flags.

01:08 Daisy Learns Sarcasm

03:25 Let's Settle this

07:24 Scandal 

09:56 First Call of the day

12:54 Marketing Monday Jingle

15:36 Elvis From NYC

19:49 Easy Money 

21:56 Youngest F1 Champion

23:45 Peaked Too Early

28:57 Melbourne Cup Name Game

32:13 Scandal 

34:17 CarPlay Text Disaster

38:11 Bits With Best Mates

48:46 Imposter 

57:45 Marketing Monday Jingle

01:01:02 Love Jeanie 

What happens when you mix innocent pottery classes with Apple CarPlay and a very ill-timed spicy text? Absolute disaster. In this episode, Dan comes clean about a weekend texting fail that left his wife mortified and her sister traumatized. But before we get to Dan’s "vanilla" dirty talk, we’re ruining the movie Babe with a horrifying bacon rumor, defending a 26-year-old listener named Gary, and debating why you absolutely cannot name a baby just for the cutesy baby phase. Plus, Meg confronts the reality that her name is secretly the most popular dog name in the country. Buckle up!

Clint is still away on safari in Kenya, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a Monday catch-up covering Halloween trick-or-treating, teens at the door, and Dan’s embarrassing phone calculator history. They share scandal headlines including Harry Styles’ emotional New York residency wrap and Taylor Swift paying Nelly $50k for a brief surprise performance. Listener calls weigh in on marrying young, while Cal admits calling noise control after late-night celebrations. The team debates who should pay on a first date, launches a new week of the dating-story “Impostor” game, crowns a Festie Bestie winner, and picks a dog skincare startup for Marketing Monday—plus an office mystery involving a half-eaten Nutella jar.

04:50 Calculator History Roast

07:34 Scandal Headlines

10:04 First Call of the day

13:27 Naughty 640

20:29 Easy Money

22:16 Young Wedding Debate

30:20 What You Got Updates

34:05 I Saw The Sign Challenge

37:33 Who Pays First Date

44:18 Easy Money 

46:30 Imposter Story One

53:55 Festie Besties Winner

55:28 Marketing Monday Jingles

Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.

Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings.

00:00 Halloween Kickoff Chat

00:13 Trick or Treat Debate

02:59 Ghosting Horror Stories

04:25 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

06:30 First Call Imposter Game

10:17 When Christmas Starts

14:26 Clint in Africa Giving Back

17:07 Easy Money Challenge

19:11 Ditching Undies Confessions

21:52 Callers Share Undies Dumps

26:23 Employee of the Week Carl

28:30 Carl Button Bloopers

29:18 Worst Halloween Treats

30:23 Bronze Silver Gold Rankings

33:16 Listener Candy Horror Stories

34:31 Cheating Revenge Dilemma

38:17 Calls On Cheating Back

41:37 Easy Money Quiz

43:54 Impostor Jury Deliberation

47:26 Winner Reveal Twist

50:58 Katseye Tickets Chat

53:33 Freaky Friday Spooky Stories

57:36 More Ghost Calls Finale

Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.

Clint, Meg and Dan run Edge Breakfast while sick voices take over, swapping stories from facials to Dan’s awkward stool sample drop-off. They discuss mindless comfort TV, celebrity scandal headlines (Jennifer Lawrence’s school lie and a Hunger Games reunion, plus Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s makeup collab), and play Upgrade/Downgrade comparing childhood dream jobs to current roles. Easy Money sees Grace and Jade narrowly miss $1,000 with letters J and M. The team also hears mistaken-identity and travel mishap calls, pushes a listener sign-posting contest for Electric Ave tickets, and continues Dating Imposters with three competing stories (Amanda, Maya, Jesse) as listeners debate who’s telling the truth. The episode ends with Dan’s infamous childhood embarrassment about soiled undies and avoiding someone from his past, prompting more listener confessions.

02:01 Dan Stool Sample Fiasco

04:30 Mindless TV Comfort Shows

07:50 Scandal Headlines

10:21 First Call Hugs And Lies

15:06 Upgrade Or Downgrade 

22:19 Easy Money 

24:30 Meg Kmart Mistaken Worker

32:33 Imposters Recap

34:50 Poster Sign Challenge

40:50 Listener Travel Mishaps

45:35 Easy Money

47:33 Final Imposter Story

56:45 Boomer Dating Advice

01:00:29 Spider Man Undies Story

01:03:52 Who Are You Avoiding

Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap.

00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics

03:15 Family Drama Calls

06:36 Scandal Update

09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal

13:02 Mean Things Kids Say

19:58 Easy Money 

22:33 Wrong Text Chaos

32:46 Funny Names Segment

36:49 Upgrade Downgrade

43:22 Easy Money 

46:08 Imposter Dating Twist

53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis

58:51 Red Flags Too Late

01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts

Clint’s away in Africa, so Meg, Dan and Producer Carl run Edge Breakfast with stories from the long weekend, including a trampoline park mishap and a debate over wearing pajamas to the supermarket. They chat pop culture updates like Harry Styles’ “Coming Up Roses,” review Zara Larsson’s show, and play Easy Money. The Imposter returns with a Love Island Australia dating twist and a trip prize, plus the team ranks celebs on the A/B/C-list. Sven delivers a chaotic news roundup, and matchmaker Jeannie answers listener dating questions and matches Dan with celebrity picks.

00:31 Clint In Africa

01:43 Weekend Catch Up

03:01 Trampoline Park Chaos

04:56 First Caller Marina

08:30 Harry Styles Gossip

10:15 Let's Settle this 

14:20 Naughty 640 

17:29 Zara Larsson Review

21:29 Easy Money

23:22 Never Met A Bad?

30:11 Sven News Roundup

34:22 Billboard Contest

38:39 A Lister Rankings

46:39 Easy Money 

49:29 Imposter Dating Story

58:55 Liam Lawson Sings

01:01:40 Love Genie Returns

With Clint off dodging wildebeests in Kenya, Producer Carl and Dan take the mic to dissect the wildest, pettiest, and most unhinged final straws that made women pull the pin on their marriages. From husbands stepping over sick partners to drink water, to hiding inside bedroom closets while their wives investigate break-ins. 

Here is this weeks Greatest Eight. Including Dans marketing Monday jingle, Meg and Clints dating cons as well as a Miley Cyrus hit the spot 

Meg’s jalapeño-pineapple pickled onion cheesecake unleashes pure office chaos, forcing Theo into a walk of shame straight to the kitchen sink.

Plus, Mick pulls the most unhinged R20 dating “icks” from Instagram, from 40-year-olds DoorDashing DVD players to show off high school football tapes, to literal biological hazards, and Creech drops a wildly inappropriate take on eating ass vs. tomatoes

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday Edge Breakfast ahead of a long weekend, give $100 to first caller Sophia, and debate whether the cook should also do the dishes. Scandal headlines cover Pitbull reacting to an unrehearsed J.Lo moment and thriller author James Patterson moving into romantasy. Listeners compete in “Eyes for the Signs” with creative promos, then judge Dan’s brutally honest dating cons. Easy Money stumps callers for $1,000, while Westpac Studio Tap awards $1,000 to Jakey after his son spills Fanta on a PlayStation. Meg reads a poem for her daughter’s 5th birthday, Laura McGoldrick previews a packed sport weekend, and the team taste-test wild food creations, including Meg’s pickled onion cheesecake and Dan’s “hazelnut hog.

02:14 Theatre Talk Jesus Superstar

08:30 Scandal Headlines 

11:04 Lets Settle This

14:53 I saw the signs

22:11 Brutally Honest Dating Cons

26:47 Easy Money

28:51 Producers Diary

33:36 Meg Selling Her House

44:34 Westpac Studio Tap

47:02 Pickled Onion Cheesecake

52:19 Easy Money

55:30 Birthday Poem for Daisy

59:47 Sport Roundup 

01:04:40 Nutella Hazelnut Hog

Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house?

This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to drive up the price.

Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’ house. A caller shares a family intervention over an affair. Scandal headlines tease a new Glee series, Love Island chat reveals a bombshell hasn’t kissed in two years, and Meg’s brutally honest dating cons tap listeners out. The show ends with a disastrous lychee-peanut butter-chocolate-onion creation ahead of Marco Pierre White’s visit.

02:44 Neck Tattoo Disaster

04:38 Family Intervention Drama

09:44 Glee Revival Gossip

10:57 Electric Ave Sign Hunt

15:44 Lotto Money Rules

23:43 Easy Money

25:42 Love Island Bombshell

33:51 Wrecking Ball Rehearsal

36:23 Books by Boomers 

39:35 Westpac Studio Tap Winner

42:17 Meg Dating Cons Jury

46:48 Easy Money 48:53 Wrecking Ball Hit The Spot

55:03 Replay Verdict And Redo

59:30 Marco Pierre White Tease

01:00:30 Inventing New Food Combo

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and share awkward “teacher in the wild” sightings. “Hit The Spot” voting selects Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” with plans for an over-the-top studio setup. They launch a sign promo for Electric Ave tickets, preview the Imposter dating edition to win Sydney trips, chat to a Love Island Australia bombshell, debate GTA NPC flirting, swap worst-timed holiday stories, and check in with the Arvo Show living in a camper van at Spark.

00:00 Morning Kickoff

00:46 Early Text Awards

02:25 Lucy Street Encounter

05:46 Secret Confessions Call

09:49 Scandal Headlines

11:38 Voice Message Limits

16:55 Naughty 640 Dakota

22:41 Hit The Spot Voting

25:07 Easy Money 27:16 Teachers In The Wild

34:24 Sign Promotion Contest

38:52 Westpac Studio Tap

39:20 Teacher Wins Grocery Spree

41:08 Imposter Game Returns

42:41 Wild Dating Story Teasers

45:34 Love Island Bombshell Interview

49:14 Easy Money

52:50 Hit The Spot desicion

56:59 GTA NPC Flirting Debate

01:06:34 Paris Riots Holiday Timing

01:14:48 Arvo Show Campervan Chaos

We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal.

Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways.

02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic

05:50 First Call Alice Returns

09:43 Scandal 

11:47 Chopper Gold Interview

15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist 

20:16 Easy money

22:45 Marketing Monday

30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk

37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway

39:04 Tuesday News Radar

41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons

46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win

48:34 Easy Money 

50:36 A Lister Debate

58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote

01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats

01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls

Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with holiday chatter, Halloween costume predictions and a recap of Olivia Dean’s delayed but “worth it” gig. They take calls for “I still haven’t…” (including a listener who’s never left New Zealand), debate wedding gift spending, and hit Scandal headlines on Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Dan’s struggle solving 11×11 leads into Quiz for Dummies, while Easy Money nearly lands $1,000. They judge ultra-honest dating “pros and cons,” prank-call Clint’s mum as Santa, test 24-hour business jingles, get celebrity matches from a matchmaker, give away a $1,000 Westpac card, and reveal a hilarious sign-download website mix-up.

01:45 Coffee Catchup

05:13 First Call Confessions

08:33 Scandal 

11:08 Top Halloween Costumes

15:41 Dan vs 11x11

19:32 Quiz for Dummies

22:47 Easy Money 

25:04 Ocean Dating Honesty

38:15 Small Business Jingle Returns

41:38 Wedding Gift Debate

48:56 Easy Money 

51:15 Santa Calls Mum

58:12 The Love Jeanie

01:08:12 Westpac Studio Tap Win

01:10:39 Poster Sign Stuff Up

Here is this weeks Greatest eight, including our famous marketing monday jingles and a few of your best stories from some of our phoner segments.

The team take on a viral mailbag dilemma... would you take a guaranteed $500 or risk it all on a 10% shot at $10,000? After trying to test the odds with a live random number generator, the team dives into the darkest, weirdest search histories caught on partners' phones, from accidental crack-withdrawal Googling to catfishing for unsolicited photos. 

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Friday show with roll call, jokes about Clint’s headaches and a chat about his changing “Christian” image, plus music talk including Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon.” They call a texter, Gemma, as First Call of the Day and give her $100. On the Overthinkers podcast, Boss Jack admits he wore a rude T-shirt to work for two years without noticing. The team revisits shocking foreign objects found in food, plays Easy Money, and shares a Producer’s Diary recap. Listeners also call in with random places they found love, while the Edge Arvo team gives away the last Olivia Dean tickets in Auckland.

00:00 Friday Roll Call

00:46 Headaches And Health

02:10 Clints Christian Era

04:54 Music Swap Debate

05:28 First Call Gemma Wins

08:16 Scandal Zara Larsson

10:24 Overthinkers Boss Tee

13:48 Tooth In Chocolate

16:39 Food Surprise Calls

19:55 Easy Money Letter E

23:03 Producers Diary Highlights

28:06 Mum Plays Wingman

31:19 Weird Places To Meet

32:10 Party Bus Romance

33:12 Gay Bar Stripper Love

35:36 Easy Money Tease

36:07 Creed Algorithm Glitch

37:27 Paul McCartney Birth Memory

38:53 National Anthem LARP

40:41 Easy Money With Evie

43:07 Olivia Dean Ticket Hunt

49:26 Yard Sign Promotion Ideas

52:43 Electric Ave Bribe Rules

58:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win

Clint, Meg and Dan bite back against sticky summer weather, viral plane drama, and the chaos of retirement home romance. Clint’s unstoppable libido forces the team to start a relentless "NOW" drinking game, leading up to an unannounced studio pop quiz that catches boss Jack red-handed in a shockingly offensive t-shirt. 

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner.

02:12 Coffee Catch Up

05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail

08:37 Scandal Headlines

10:33 Best Sausages List

14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words

23:46 Easy Money

27:03 Weekend Gig Plans

31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game

35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session

39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win

41:50 Silly Election Policies

52:10 Easy Money 

56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking

01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating

01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate

01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions

01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner

The team unpack everything from workplace boundary lines to high-stakes property predictions. Meg gets called out for her "favourite sister" status after Clint confesses his strict rules around farting in front of hot girls vs. airing out his pre-show bodily functions in the studio. Meanwhile, Dan faces the music over a tragically dead lemon tree left behind at his rental, and the team addresses fan mail accusing Clint of flexing too many luxury holidays.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner James shares that his partner of six years left two weeks after his $850,000 win, sparking calls about worst-timed breakups. Easy Money is played twice, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating gives DM advice, and listeners share outrageous app messages. John Aitken plugs Lessons on Living, and the crew admits their election-park sign stunt was illegal. They finish with slogan T-shirts, news, and festival updates.

00:52 Graduation Song Memories

02:56 School Years Debate

04:47 Jingle Challenge Recap

08:16 Scandal

09:57 Lets Settle This

14:47 Lotto Winner Breakup

19:27 Worst Timed Breakups

24:19 Easy Money

27:10 Dating Turnoffs List

35:31 John Aiken 

39:34 Election Sign Stunt Gone Wrong

44:15 Easy Money 

46:31 Westpac Studio Tap Win

49:47 Love Genie DM Advice

53:27 Wild Dating App Messages

58:15 Slogan Tees Exposed

01:06:40 News Radar Weather Politics

Lotto winner James returns to the podcast after picking up his massive $850,000 jackpot, but the celebration takes a dark, chaotic turn. Just weeks after taking home the life-changing money, James reveals his partner of six years suddenly did what!?

Plus, after weeks of subtle jabs and backhanded compliments, Clint, Meg, and Dan pull out their burn books. The hosts go head-to-head in a brutal, hilarious "Pokémon battle" of the worst insults they've secretly logged about each other behind the scenes, ranging from body odour attacks to total career disrespect.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others, then reveal a 200-man “Ultimate Fart Club” and play a 32-second fart. Easy Money gives away $1,000, Tova O’Brien previews the 1 News multi-party debate, the team discusses election sign rules, Kelly Clarkson’s $15k bird-store dispute, Homegrown tickets, chaotic live business jingles, Westpac prizes, and wild ex requests like officiating an ex’s wedding.

02:17 Parking Garage Chaos

06:10 Money Stories Call In

11:18 Scandal 

12:36 Dinner Etiquette Fight

17:09 Ultimate Fart Club

23:02 Easy Money

25:36 Tova O'Brien

29:11 Election Sign Rules

31:22 Free Promo Corflutes

34:12 Kelly Clarkson Drama

39:14 Homegrown Tickets Giveaway

41:36 A Lister Debate

48:40 Easy Money 

51:40 DIY Business Jingles

59:49 Westpac Studio Tap Prizes

01:05:49 Wild Ex Requests Calls

From Jimmy Fallon's viral party games to Conan O'Brien’s surgeon-level stress ratings for late-night hosts, the team puts their own skills to the test. Watch as Meg forces Dan and Clint through high-stakes fake news breaking updates involving stolen sausage rolls and missing school shorts before Meg's own chicken-on-the-loose bulletin goes completely off the rails.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays.

00:00 Monday Morning Reset

01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap

04:05 Meg Recognized In Public

05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters

09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup

12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending

16:15 Naughty 640 

23:16 Easy Money 

25:14 A List Tidy Up

30:38 Westpac Studio Tap

33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway

37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears

40:49 Male Triangle Theory

44:39 Jingle For Your Business

52:25 Easy Money 

54:44 Harry Styles Sign Winner

57:40 Worst Pains Countdown

01:07:36 School Holiday Debate

Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week 

Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.

The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart, and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Christmas countdown chatter, then revisit Dan’s Jason Derulo “Hit The Spot” performance and the surprisingly thirsty comment from Dan’s mum. The Wheel of Random Yarns lands on wedding stories, with a caller describing her brother being lifted by a runaway marquee. Naughty 640 reveals 11.3% of adults admit to shoplifting, prompting anonymous confessions and caller stories. Easy Money brings heartbreak when a fast run is ruled incorrect, before listeners compliment the team to enter an Olivia Dean ticket draw, which Christine wins. The episode also features producer diary highlights, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating on dating bios, and more show banter.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter

01:29 Hit The Spot Recap

10:54 Wheel of Random Yarns

11:37 Wedding Marquee Disaster

14:41 Shoplifting Stats Debate

20:19 Caller Kiwi Scam

23:45 Easy Money Challenge

28:44 Olivia Dean Compliment Game

34:19 Producer Diary Highlights

38:12 Scandal Headlines Roundup

49:23 The Love Jeanie

57:12 Easy Money Challenge

01:00:27 Olivia Dean Ticket Winner

01:05:51 Telemarketer Prank Game

01:10:27 Harry Styles Sign Ideas

01:14:56 Biscuit Battle Finale

01:19:21 Clint Tries To Be Funny

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss answers, and a Wheel of Random Yarns winner after Sophia’s terrifying Bali monkey attack and rabies shots. They tackle dating dealbreakers (men who don’t read), new dining discounts via Eatclub, mispronounced names, feeling old facts, and “Nice to Each Other” Olivia Dean ticket compliments. Dan performs Hit The Spot to Jason Derulo in full leather.

01:57 Beatboxing Throwback

03:37 Book Blurb Email

08:15 Postpartum Definition Fight

10:58 Scandal 

14:26 Monkey Attack Call

18:27 Naughty Jury Game

21:07 What Ya Got

27:17 Easy Money

29:15 Over 35 Vitamin Gummies

44:31 Wrong Name For Two Years

51:22 Easy Money 

55:07 Hit The Spot Returns

01:01:01 Biscuit Battle Voting

01:06:38 Stacys Mom Age Shock

01:10:29 Olivia Dean Giveaway

01:15:26 Clint Tries To Be Funny

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!

First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with banter about catchphrases, a zoo slide mishap and painful “ouch my privates” stories, including Meg’s flying fox incident and a caller’s pole-dancing injury. They cover scandal headlines about Justin Timberlake’s “boots and cats” noises and Nickelodeon slime’s edible recipe, react to the leaders’ debate chaos, and discuss an ASOS hack by asking what people wouldn’t want leaked. The team plays Easy Money, reviews the New York Times’ top TV shows, and recommends Celebrity Traitors UK. They share a 1958 list of ways to find a husband, crown the Scotch Finger over the Tim Tam, take calls on occupations to avoid dating, feature psychic medium John Edward reading for a listener, and end debating whether it’s weird to sleep in your parents’ bed.

00:31 Show Teasers And Slogans

01:43 Zoo Slide Disaster

04:58 Ouch My Privates Calls

09:41 Scandal Headlines 

11:50 Leaders Debate Chaos

18:42 Worst Leak Confessions

22:11 Easy Money Letter 

24:29 Top TV Shows Countdown

34:10 Books By Boomers Dating Tips

37:54 Biscuit Battle Begins

42:16 Dakota Johnson Dating

44:08 Never Date Again Jobs

47:24 Easy Money

49:17 John Edward

53:45 Nice to Each other - olivia dean tickets

58:52 Hit The Spot Picks

01:03:10 Parents Bed Debate

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?

That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.

Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast grumbling about a new studio mirror and missing couch, then tease giveaways including a Harry Styles Sydney trip and Olivia Dean tickets. They share a surprising Mr. Bean episode count, take listener facts about platypus milk secretion and venomous males, and run scandal headlines on Kim Kardashian’s dating comments and Andrew Garfield’s fear of fatherhood. The crew debates washing brand-new clothes, plays Easy Money, and reviews Jason Derulo’s high-effort concert. Jack Tame joins to discuss the leaders’ debate and Vote Compass, before the show argues over NZ’s best biscuit—Scotch Finger, Mallow Puff and more.

00:00 Morning Mirror Meltdown

01:30 Show Teasers and Giveaways

02:10 Coffee Catch-Up Mr Bean Fact

04:35 Dan's Mr Bean Impression

05:27 First Caller Platypus Milk

09:09 Scandal Headlines

11:32 Eldest Child Double Standards

12:26 Harry Styles Sign Contest

17:42 How Often to Wash Clothes

25:16 Easy Money Letter 

27:46 Jason Derulo Recap

37:08 Pretending You Know Stuff

41:56 Compliment for Tickets

46:28 Name Stereotypes Debate

52:41 Easy Money Letter 

55:00 A Lister N

01:09:42 NZ Best Biscuit Fight

01:19:16 Worst Luck 

Clint, Meg, and Dan return from a week off, give away $100 to their first caller, and share stories from the break— including witnessing the classic “When are you due?” blunder. Meg reacts to a viral motherhood ad about parents pretending they’re coping, and Clint describes an unexpected birds-and-bees chat sparked by Scattergories. The team tackles rental disasters, discusses open relationships and survey stats, and introduces a “compliment us to win Olivia Dean tickets” segment. They also celebrate Pure Mama’s surprise Anne Hathaway shout-out, hunt for a business for Meg to endorse, and roast everyone’s first-ever Instagram posts.

00:00 Back From Break

00:44 Too Tired To Function

02:13 Holiday Catch Ups

04:54 First call of the day

07:50 Celebrity Gossip Roundup

11:08 Motherhood Honesty Ad

15:26 Birds and the Bees chat 

19:27 Bella Returns To Studio

22:58 Easy Money 

26:37 Van Flat Tire

33:07 Open Relationship Stats

38:04 Dan Roleplay Scenario

39:45 Compliment to Win Tickets

44:02 Listeners Compliment Meg

47:11 Easy Money Letter 

49:51 Anne Hathaway Shoutout

50:47 Pure Mama interview 

56:49 Meg Endorses Business

01:03:09 Instagram Turns 16

01:06:18 First Post Hall Of Shame

01:10:51 Dan’s Cringe Throwback

01:12:21 New Edge Arvo Show

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.

Todays episode includes an entry from Dan's Diary, Clint, Meg and Dan's Chat GPT wrapped and the famous prank call between Clint's mum Christine and Fitbit

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.

Todays episode includes Meg's meaty rub jingle, Dan's secondhand mattress trade me story and some more Men's writing erotic fiction.

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.

Todays episode includes an entry from Dan's gratitude journal, Clint writing erotic fiction and Meg's story of how she shat herself.

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.

Todays episode includes, The famous Stanley Tucci Prank, Clint's wedding haka and one of our fav hit the spots from this year, Mumford and Sons edition!

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.

Todays episode includes, Clints strange dream, Megs lie detector results and we can't have a greatest hits podcast without an old Dans Diary entry. 

The crew gets into the extreme lengths listeners will go to for tickets, from desperate DMs to a caller who completely shaved her head live for the cause. Clint shares a horrifying story involving a hot car, a sports coach, and a very unfortunate smell, before the team airs out their grievances over forced leave, past solo-hosting disasters, and who really ruined the podcast vibe.

This show was chaotic! Clint, Meg and Dan take on another Every caller wins: Electric Avenue edition. 

Meg admits she was wrong in a two-year debate with Clint over Sandra Bullock’s Miss Congeniality dress, leading into a hilarious conversation about Daisy calling out Meg’s bad manners and later hitting her with her very first "I hate you". Meanwhile, Dan details his wild day from being legally forced to do a Stats New Zealand survey and surviving a painfully intense "UFC-style" massage, to booking a therapy session after catching his toddler imitating his intense road rage.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Electric Ave hype: every caller wins tickets tomorrow, while Xavier and Andrea ring a day early and agree to stay on hold until 6:00–6:10am to secure the first double pass. The show debates pill-swallowing tips, celebrates Producer Brady’s 21st, and attempts to keep Dan’s mum on a fake Spark call, setting a new record. They cover Taylor Swift’s “Life of a Showgirl: Encore,” share prank-call audio about a faulty tape measure, collect wild boss excuses for missing work, and discuss burner accounts, GTA VI release disruption, and whether bringing coffee to a job interview is a red flag.

00:00 Early Bird Callers

05:39 Pill Swallowing Debate

10:43 Pranking Dan's Mum

13:16 Taylor Swift Encore News

15:41 Naughty 640

19:38 Clickbait Story Contest

26:12 Easy Money Round

27:53 Boss Excuses Go Viral

35:14 Electric Ave Challenges

40:45 Scandal Headlines

42:23 What Ya Got

47:39 Channing Burner Rumor

58:01 GTA Release Fallout

01:04:45 Telemarketer Mum Challenge

01:09:57 Coffee Interview Debate

Meg returns to Edge Breakfast with Clint and Dan after resting up, shares a sleep-in alarm fail, and the team jokes about Dan’s flirting and Meg’s rapid makeup skills. They recap their “Hit the Spot” Rockin’ Robin for Bird of the Year, discuss Taylor Swift’s new single “Patient Zero,” and Miss Rachel’s call to retire racist nursery rhymes. A $500 Mr. Muscle cleaning confessional crowns a curry-spill couch-cover-up winner. They debate Tones and I refusing to guarantee “Dance Monkey,” play Easy Money, share clickbait headlines, talk bad-driver car brands, and host psychic medium John Edward, who stuns skeptic Chris with eerily accurate details.

00:00 Morning Roll Call

02:04 Alarm Fail Makeup Speedrun

09:34 Scandal

11:39 Mr Muscle Confessions

16:47 Million Dollar Refusal Debate

20:53 Dan Car Noises Return

24:04 Easy Money Letter

26:54 Electric Avenue Fast Pass

34:52 Election Sign Rules

37:59 Whatcha Watchin Picks

42:25 John Edward Returns

01:00:53 Books by Boomers

01:09:59 Top Employers List

The full crew is back on deck as Meg returns from her sick leave! Things get immediately messy as the team unpacks a suspicious family raffle drama, a wildly inappropriate mom intro from Dan, and a hilariously awkward phone call where Dan's mom, Jules, admits she wouldn't mind seeing her adult son naked. Dan's mom hates telemarketers, so Producer Brady steps up to try and break Meg’s 11-second record for keeping her on the line. Plus, the team hatches a plan to fast-track podcast listeners to win Electric Ave tickets!

Dan tests his mum’s political boundaries by prank calling her with a paid offer to put Chris Hipkins' face on her front fence. The team investigates Meg’s mum’s suspicious marching band raffle to figure out how her own son won the cash, and the boys confess to some hilarious bad behavior from their past jobs at bank branches. Plus, a heated debate over whether anyone actually watches Apple TV!

Meg’s home sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan tackle a packed Edge Breakfast: Easy Money attempts for $1,000, a proud dad moment when Clint’s son gives a Westfield voucher to a man in need, and a debate on what “I’m fine” really means. Scandal covers Ed Sheeran’s cousin calling him out, Taylor Swift set for a new VMA honor, and news of Presley Gerber’s death at 27. The team dives into Lucy’s Afterpay habits, bans in schools, wild birth-plan surprises, Hit The Spot for Bird of the Year, and investigates Christchurch’s $100 coffee with a live chat from Rook Cafe.00:00 Morning Roll Call

00:11 Meg Sick Update

00:50 Show Teasers Ahead

01:37 Proud Dad Moment

05:03 Decoding Im Fine

08:37 Scandal Headlines

10:29 Afterpay Confessions

22:23 Easy Money Challenge

24:56 Birth Plan Gone Wrong

35:25 Coffee Tasting Prank Reveal

38:14 Scandal Headlines Update

39:55 Bird of the Year Singalong

43:20 A Lister List Debate

53:37 Easy Money Letter

56:05 Taylor vs Verstappen

01:04:16 $100 Coffee Sting

01:12:25 Schools Ban Everything

01:20:41 Cleaning Confessional Cash

Clint and Dan are joined by Edge Night Show host Lucy, who steps in for a sick Meg, only to have her financial life completely exposed. Between roasting Dan’s high-mousse 20s throwback photo, contrasting old-school store lay-by with modern $3 sushi Afterpay habits, and running live credit score checks on-air, the trio tackles the funny, chaotic realities of age, debt, and bad money moves.

Clint and Dan host Edge Breakfast while Mig is sick, reacting to the Warriors’ playoff loss and Dan’s “jinx squad” bunker night at Archie Brothers. They debate whether to walk away from a $7.50 flat white, then unpack Bird of the Year voting as the black robin wins ahead of kākāpō and kārearea, with Dan tasked to learn “Rockin’ Robin.” Scandal covers Ed Sheeran addressing Macklemore tour backlash and a Prince Harry/Meghan media comparison. Highlights include Overthinkers stories, misheard lyrics, Easy Money attempts, odd breakup reasons, unique name trolling, outrageous cleaning laziness, coincidences, and a Harry Styles Sydney sign contest.00:00 Monday Warriors Hangover

05:24 Bird Of The Year Buzz

09:58 Ed Sheeran And Royals

11:46 Drink Thrown Storytime

15:51 Misheard Lyrics Madness

19:12 Easy Money 

24:05 Too Big Divorce Talk

32:07 Over 35 Realizations

35:37 Lazy Cleaning Confessions

36:11 Rug Cover Up Confession

38:01 Robovac Fix And Prize

38:56 Unique Names Troll Trap

42:46 Callers With Wild Names

46:36 Easy Money Letter 

48:57 Warriors Heartbreak Recap

54:21 Bunker Night With Jinx Squad

01:01:53 Rockin Robin Challenge

01:03:13 Coincidence Stories For Salmon

01:13:45 Harry Styles Sign Contest

Catch up on all the best moments from Clint, Meg & Dan with This Week's Greatest Eight!

This jam-packed compilation brings together the funniest segments, including the Great Muff off taking out the number one spot. 

This week on The Overthinkers, the crew dives down a rabbit hole of backhanded doppelgänger compliments, extreme listener catch-ups, and the bizarre history of medieval nicknames. Meg breaks down why "Richard" turned into "Dick" and "William" became "Bill," while Dan and Meg trade wild stories about public confrontations, drinks being thrown in faces, and the one time a single punch laid out a high school enemy. Plus, Producer Carl gets tasked with a high-stakes guest quest!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Warriors hype, superstitions and a jinx “bunker” plan, plus psychic medium John Edward on whether luck is real. Dan gets spotted at the gym thanks to his toe-walking, the team settles the toilet seat argument, and Scandal covers Dolly Parton’s posthumous message, Millie Bobby Brown’s second adoption, and Travis Kelce correcting his nieces about “Aunt Tay.” They vent in Things We Hate, play Easy Money, plug Electric Ave’s lineup and next week’s “every caller wins” tickets, share a producer’s diary recap, and Meg dominates a Muffin Break “Muff Off” for International Muffin Day.

01:16 Coffee Catch Up

06:14 Toilet Seat Debate

09:57 Scandal Headlines

12:07 Things We Hate

17:11 Naughty 640 

19:48 Warriors Anthem Hunt

22:17 Easy Money 

25:17 Warriors Stats With Laura

34:13 Trade Me Clue

35:11 Producers Diary Recap

39:23 Scandal

45:05 Lazy Cleaning Confessions

49:19 Easy Money 

51:50 Warriors Jinx Bunker

56:38 Celebrity Weird Flexes

01:05:08 Psychic On Luck

01:09:10 Muffin Break Mastermind

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with surprise bills, wedding chat and a debate on whether to go to bed angry. Dan’s Overthinkers challenge reveals who can remove underwear fastest, while Easy Money returns with letters K and Z. They announce Electric Avenue 2027’s huge lineup including Calvin Harris and Kings of Leon. A listener shares an $850,000 first-division Lotto win after nearly binning the ticket. The team calls for a surrogate for Jamie’s family journey, celebrates “love flex” shoutouts, and recruits New Zealand’s unluckiest 13 to bunker down so the Warriors can win.

02:39 Guy Sebastian Spiral

06:17 Let's Settle this 

12:23 Undies Off Challenge

15:34 Trade Me Clue Drop

17:09 Cookoff Souvlaki Confusion

23:14 Easy Money 

25:52 Pokemon Cards Craze

31:21 Godzilla GTR Investment

35:17 Surrogacy Biggest Favor

39:26 NZ Unluckiest 13 Bunker

43:28 Love Flex Challenge

48:59 Electric Avenue Lineup

52:26 Easy Money 

54:05 Lotto Winner Story

59:57 Warriors Jinx Test

01:04:44 Suzie Cato Interview

01:08:30 Warriors Anthem Reveal

01:11:59 Jinx Bunker Callers

Things go sideways fast after calling their regular psychic medium, Linda, to give her a heads-up about celebrity psychic John Edward, only to catch her mid-dump while she somehow still manages to predict an upcoming trip to Africa. The studio then devolves into a taste test of the new Mountain Dew Blue Rasp Blitz to test high school penis-shrinking myths, before an off-air game debate turns into an unexpected investigation into which team member can actually queef on demand.

The crew dives headfirst into a list of seemingly simple, highly defensible life debates that reveal way too much about everyone’s personal habits. What starts as a quick discussion on pantry etiquette quickly devolves into an impromptu physical challenge, unearthing secret bank accounts, unexpected hygiene upgrades, and terrible hosting habits along the way.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off early with banter about charity, then debate “cool” vs “uncool” emojis after a thumbs-up is called insulting by a caller. Scandal headlines cover Tom Cruise’s confusing interview, Ed Sheeran’s statement about dropping Macklemore after a Free Palestine speech, and a tight Bird of the Year race. They unpack Lotto’s new, harder Powerball odds and what’s more likely than winning. The team shares “rich” signs, Emmy highlights, and plays Easy Money. They assemble an “unlucky” Warriors jinx squad for a bunker at Archie Brothers, revisit their Blue September prostate-check country song, talk unique streaks, spotlight a “love flexing” ad, and interview Jared Young on his chair-breaking weight-loss streak.

00:32 Charity Confessions

03:18 Thumbs Up Controversy

05:45 Most Used Emojis

06:45 Scandal Headlines Roundup

09:21 Lotto Odds Get Worse

17:27 Emmy Highlights Recap

20:52 Easy Money Game

23:44 Warriors Jinx Bunker

27:46 Money Comparison Currencies

34:44 Lotto Gets Harder

38:02 Blue September Song Debate

42:04 Prostate Song Playback

47:35 Easy Money 

51:04 Meg Gets Benched

51:30 Unlucky Wheel Stories

53:43 Bunker Merch Push

58:08 Jared Breaks Chairs

01:02:24 Your Weird Streaks

01:07:56 Love Is A Flex

01:13:33 Pokemon Card Mania

01:15:38 Ed Sheeran Tour Fallout

On this episode of The Overthinkers, the team spiral down an AI search rabbit hole to find out who the internet thinks is the biggest A-lister on the show. The results get wild fast as the algorithms award Clint Hollywood-style status, credit Dan with viral internet fame, and somehow assign Meg a full beard, a love for fixing motorbikes, and the odour of fish bait.

Plus, they break down what they'd do if they found $10,000 in cash, address some very flattering (and unexpected) listener feedback, and reveal their most embarrassing moments of forgetting people's names.

Clint, Meg and Dan debate the “most feminine” tattoo spot, share Clint’s massage and surprise glute treatment, and cover scandals involving backlash to a nude Sydney Sweeney betting ad plus Macklemore saying Ed Sheeran dropped him from a tour over “Free Palestine.” They play “Nude or Not,” with Dan revealing he’s naked in Studio B, then give away $1,000 on Easy Money and discuss A-List rankings for William Shakespeare, Lionel Messi and Jessica Alba. The crew recruits “jinxes” into a Warriors bunker at Archie Brothers to avoid ruining the playoff, chats to matchmaker Jeannie from Shortlist, explores Meg’s luteal phase rage, interviews Mina about finding her biological sister via DNA, debates a HYROX winner who soiled herself, and ends with tiny “ick” moments.

00:00 Tuesday Kickoff Banter

00:32 Warriors Jinx Bunker

01:08 Massage Storytime

03:13 Feminine Tattoo Debate

06:34 Scandal Headlines

08:37 Early Bird Giveaway

09:58 Empire Tickets Caller

13:33 Nude Plane Incident

16:28 Nude Or Not Game

20:01 Easy Money Challenge

23:19 A List Or List

24:22 Shakespeare A or B

25:14 Street Name Test

26:41 Messi and Alba Debate

28:52 Listeners Vote In

31:50 Final Rankings Fallout

33:24 Warriors Jinx Bunker

36:09 Recruiting Unlucky Fans

38:24 Sydney Sweeney Controversy

40:09 Love Genie Matchmaking

43:07 Blame It on Luteal

50:27 Luteal Rage Stories

51:46 Easy Money Round

52:35 Cal Plays Letter L

54:27 Warriors Jinx Bunker

56:19 Recruiting Unlucky Squad

01:02:47 Adopted Sisters Reunite

01:06:31 HYROX Hygiene Debate

01:11:55 Hindsight Regrets Hotline

01:15:47 Tiny Ick Triggers

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with stories from MKTO and a chaotic fairy-and-pirate festival, then argue over whether it’s “unorthodox” for a guy to ride passenger while his partner drives. Scandal covers Celine Dion’s first live performance in six years, Saint West’s “that’s light” flex, Chris Rock wanting another Madagascar, and Benny Blanco’s “marathon” claim. They prank-talk “permission” ordering at restaurants, crown Flats Idol winners for RnV tickets, react to Auckland’s CRL opening fire delay, share party-ruining moments, and read a DM from a couple seeking a surrogate. Plus: celebrity lookalikes, Warriors jinx bunker talk, Easy Money, and wild coincidence calls.

00:00 Morning Banter Kickoff

01:46 Fairy Pirate Festival

05:02 Passenger Princess Argument

10:43 Celine Dion Returns

12:57 Mean Girlfriend Prank

14:45 Naughty Car Park Mystery

17:25 Flats Idol Recap Voting

20:14 Easy Money 

24:56 CRL Opening Fire Drama

27:31 What Spoiled The Party

32:15 Surrogacy DM 

38:38 Madagascar Reboot Talk

39:45 Outrageous Claims Debate

45:09 Celebrity Lookalike Roast

53:51 Easy Money 

55:46 Flight of the Conchords Giveaway

57:42 Warriors Jinx Bunker Plan

01:01:19 Flats Idol Winner 

01:05:29 School Run Perspective Shift

01:08:44 Beat That Coincidence Stories

The Overthinkers gang is back to break down the latest mailbag drama, including a very bold message from a listener named Tyler that sets off a debate about whether calling someone else's wife a 10/10 is considered cheating. Meg opens up about her monthly "luteal phase" rages (and why Guy is living on the edge), Clint admits to getting his garage door fixed via AI, and the crew reads the terrifyingly accurate final pages of their hypothetical AI-written biographies. Plus, Dan risks it all with his controversial standards for crèche bake sale cookies.

Catch up on the wildest, funniest, and most unhinged moments of the week with Clint, Meg, and Dan! From pregnancy pranks and hilarious "out-of-context" slip-ups to stomach-turning tales of the worst things ever found in coffee cups, this week's highlights are packed with non-stop banter. 

Clint and Meg catch Meg doing the absolute furthest thing from radio prep during the ad breaks, drooling over an insanely expensive, hyper-specific piece of cast iron cookware. This leads the crew down a rabbit hole of their most bougie possessions and what they would grab first if their houses were burning down to avoid ultimate post-fire embarrassment. Plus, Dan gets caught in a massive lie about an "exotic" item sitting in his bedside table, a listener asks for dating app advice regarding flatpack garden furniture, and producer Carl’s daughter Goldie gives her blunt review of the show.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a message from security guard Richie and a debate about Batman’s undies, then Meg vents about a neighbour who keeps dropping off deformed produce and half-eaten food. They “settle” whether adults should make their beds, share Scandal updates on Jennifer Lawrence’s first Instagram Reel and a Spice Girls singles collection, and crown the final Flat Idol finalist as voting opens for R&V tickets. The team also plays a looks-rating “die if you’re wrong” game, Easy Money, discusses Warriors jinxes, complains about “circling back” emails and RSVPs, roasts “close to selling out,” and swaps gravy train freebie stories.

01:18 Deformed Veg Neighbour

04:55 Let's Settle this

09:07 Scandal 

11:25 Flats Idol Recap

14:22 Rate Us Out Ten

21:59 Easy Money 

24:05 Producers Diary Highlights

30:59 Warriors Jinx Plan

31:34 Venting Isnt Helpful

35:37 MKTO Nearly Sold Out

41:45 Easy Money 

44:03 Free Haircut Gravy Train

53:04 Flats Idol Final Song

The team navigates home tenancy panic, relationship dynamics, and high-stakes self-assessments.

Dan reveals a growing domestic crisis involving a decaying fruit tree that belonged to his landlord's mother, a misidentification of citrus varieties, and the silent treatment over text. Clint brings a theory to the table about "punching" above your weight class in relationships, questioning whether lower-rated partners actually see themselves as lower-rated or if they’re settling for less than a 10. Finally, the trio plays a deadly rating game where they must guess where 100 strangers would place them on a 1-to-10 scale within a 0.5 margin of error, leading to wild overestimations, surprisingly low self-esteem, and unexpected compliments.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Clint’s attempted snack-and-beer cutback, only to be derailed by Cadbury blocks and a Kiwi snack “More or Less” game. They chat Scandal updates (Spice Girls tease and Sydney Sweeney’s ad), take calls including Susie’s painful stair fall, and run Easy Money with chaotic attempts on letters F and T. Meg shares a wild post-surgery moment where she wanted to prank her worried husband, nails a mispronounced-words challenge (except “bourgeois”), and reads a brutal Korean dermatology email offering “fat reduction” and Botox. Dan discusses his viral TikToks, a Warriors jinx “Worriers” bunker idea, and Apple’s pricey new foldable iPhone.

01:37 Gym Reality Check Diet Talk

04:55 First Call 

08:24 Scandal 

11:09 More or Less

14:59 Meg Birth Surgery Prank Confession

22:59 Easy Money

26:23 Dream Dinner Guests

35:16 Pronunciation Challenge

44:52 Dan The Role Model

49:49 Easy Money 

51:40 Warriors Jinx Bunker

01:00:40 Flats Idol Finalist

01:05:13 Korean Skincare Email

01:09:44 Apple Fold Phone Prices

Clint, Meg and Dan return after a week apart, chat about Meek’s husband’s nose surgery, Clint’s sudden “shredding for summer,” and a pricey tiny movie-theatre pizza. Meg reveals she accidentally munched a cockroach in her coffee, sparking a call-in on the worst things listeners have found in their mouths. They debate dream movie memorabilia after Ed Sheeran’s prop collection, hear awkward stories about handing phones over unsupervised, and discuss getting paid for unusual work tasks—including being sent to a private movie screening. Dan panics after potentially killing a sentimental 60-year-old lemon tree, and Flats Idol continues with a standout, non-AI song from Dunedin’s Flat Notes.

01:49 Movie Premiere Hunger

03:11 Panini and Bowl Latte

03:56 Clint Shreds for Summer

05:52 First Caller Zara

08:54 Scandal

10:09 Dream Movie Props

15:19 Naughty 640

20:00 Worst Thing in Mouth Calls

24:11 Easy Money 

26:27 Flats Idol AI Argument

32:08 Phone Handing Horror Story

41:50 Scandal Movie Props Prices

52:21 Weird Jobs Chat

53:22 Easy Money 

56:07 Dead Lemon Tree Panic

01:04:34 Flats Idol Song Three

01:10:50 Love Is Blind Tattoos

Things get chaotic as the team plays a high-stakes round of Family Feud to guess the top icons, A-listers, musical powerhouses, and historical legends. From David Attenborough and Taylor Swift taking top spots to Keanu Reeves’ legendary "perfect day" routine, the crew breaks down who actually makes the cut and who gets relegated to the B-list. Finally, everyone crafts their own 5-person dream dinner party, resulting in pure chaos, wild stories, and Clint’s shockingly unhinged guest list.

Dan, Clint, and Lucy break down the ethics of paying for a bigger nose before diving headfirst into body piercings you definitely can’t wear everyday. Then, an incredible fan message details a wild, cheese-induced dream featuring base jumping, wingsuits, and a hippie camp. Plus, Producer Brady defends his controversial hunting photos on dating apps, and the guys debate what really goes down on all-male trips into the wilderness.

Clint returns from a Hawaii holiday with a tan, weight gain and a $27 Starbucks shock, while Meg is away and Lucy fills in with Scandal updates including Inbetweeners 3 news. The team debuts Flats Idol entries for Rhythm & Vines tickets, praising White Powder Palace and introducing The 212. Dan shares a creepy update about his toddler’s “Natalie” who lives in the cupboard and sits on the roof, prompting a call from a spiritual cleanser. They play Easy Money, chat family feuds, and hear wild stories about handing over phones and outrageous bills.0

0:00 Clint Returns From Hawaii

03:56 Duty Free Booze Debate

10:16  Pop Culture Updates

12:43 First Caller Gym Check In

15:28 Natalie In The Cupboard

20:26 Easy Money

25:36 Germany Workweek Debate

26:52 Harry Meghan Status

27:45 Warriors Playoff Preview

31:29 Family Feud Calls

36:59 Scandal Headlines

38:28 Hawaii Catch Up

48:12 Phone Scroll Horror

50:49 Easy Money 

52:55 A List debate

01:01:00 Final A List Results

01:04:02 The 212 Song Debut

01:12:25 Price Is Right Calls

01:19:23 Spiritual Cleanser Advice

The crew digs into the archives to test out unused radio prep sheets, weird metaphors, and questionable proverbs, from bringing beers to an AA meeting to taking soup on a roller coaster. Things get chaotic fast during a game of The Mouth Talks Before The Brain, leading to a studio showdown where Dan threatens to physically tackle Producer Carl over misfired sound effects. 

Plus, Meg reveals the hilarious secret handover notes she left to keep Dan alive while she was away, including his strict diet of Pizza Shapes, his obsession with Cher, and Clint's alleged yellow tooth.

Clint is away in Hawaii as Meg, Dan and Callum run a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring an Olivia Dean Festy Bestie trip giveaway, chats about finding sunglasses that suit, and a round of “More or Less” celebrity ages. They discuss North West’s live performance with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West watching separately, take the first call from Brittany studying accounting, and play Easy Money twice without a $1,000 win. Meg shares a “’90s day” with no smartphone tools, while the team talks about buying a house with a friend and launches RnV Flat Wars Flat Idol with the White Palace’s “No Sleep ’til RnV.” Dan shares creepy recordings of his son’s “Natalie” in the closet and takes supernatural calls. Bianca wins the Olivia Dean trip and surprises her brother Justin, and the show wraps with Father’s Day Hall of Fame/Shame stories.

00:00 Morning Show Kickoff

04:21 More or Less Game

07:08 North West Performance

08:51 First Call Brittany

11:52 90s Day

19:44 Easy Money 

21:57 Swedish Correspondent Sven

26:53 Warriors Jinx Confession

31:11 White Palace Song Debut

34:26 Haunted Closet Story

44:08 Easy Money 

46:36 Olivia Dean Winner Call

51:59 Fathers Day Fame or Shame

The Greatest Eight recaps the most unhinged moments from Clint, Meg & Dan this week. Highlights include a disastrous water balloon world record attempt at Eden Park, wild movie theater stories involving smoked fish and bongs, and creepy toddler ghost encounters. Throw in a masterclass in deception for the $500 imposter prize, a hilarious live-on-air flirt fail, and the official anthem for Rolleston, and you've got a week of pure Clint, Meg and Dan

Do we temporarily ban the beloved "Guess the Fart" segment? Today is all about crude bodily-function banter, genuinely creepy ghost stories, haunted truck cabs, and horribly botched retellings of 1970s horror movies.

Clint is away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a packed Friday show, chatting about weeks flying by, Halloween costumes, and whether police can legally text while driving. They debut a listener-written Postcode Playlist song about fast-growing Rolleston, then run the final Mitre 10 Father’s Day giveaway with Quinn and daughter Massini. The team debates Cal’s tenancy warning over an unresolved water leak, plays Easy Money with a controversial near-win, and previews a huge sports weekend with Laura McGoldrick. For Father’s Day, they track down the iconic Father’s Day Lady, Solé, and stage a “New Zealand first” by introducing her to $20 Karen live on air.

01:19 Big Show Tease

01:49 Police Texting Debate

06:33 Rolleston Postcode Playlist

09:07 Scandal 

10:20 Fathers Day Mitre 10 Call

13:30 Cal Water Bill Drama

17:55 Easy Money 

19:57 Weekend Sport Rundown

24:41 Dans Fathers Day Tribute

28:23 Producers Diary Highlights

32:49 Rolling Stone Pop News

34:05 Imposter Game Recap

38:31 Skincare Purchase Confession

41:46 Embarrassing Buys Callers

44:36 Easy Money Controversy

47:34 Buzzer Replay And Poll

51:39 Fathers Day Lady Returns

55:49 Icons Collide With Karen

Dan gets CALLED OUT by daycare for his low-grade artwork, Cal fails the ultimate human body quiz, and Meg defends the show’s filthiest titles!

In today's chaotic episode, the team dives headfirst into the mailbag to address listener calls about their "filthy" podcast titles. Meg puts Dan and Cal to the test with a high-stakes trivia battle to determine who is officially the thickest host. Later, Dan shares a humiliating story after getting pulled aside by daycare workers over a Father’s Day drawing he did for his two-year-old son, leading to a live drawing session that produces a terrifying hybrid of Salad Fingers and a baboon.

Clint is away flying to a Disney trip in Hawaii, leaving Cal to fill in as Meg and Dan chat about his kids’ surprise video and later updates of rain, long lines, and tired fighting kids. Meg celebrates saying yes to an early dinner with her antenatal friends, and the team debates whether voicemails are dead after Dan awkwardly leaves one for his doctor. They react to HBO’s new Harry Potter series trailer, take the first call of the day from Brogan the new stock-truck driver, and share Father’s Day thanks for Tilly’s dad Stefan. Easy Money brings near-wins, while Dan’s Rolleston Postcode Playlist wins praise from the mayor and locals. The Impostor ends with a shock: Jess fooled everyone and took $500, while Jason was telling the truth.

01:17 Meg Night Out Plans

03:35 Voicemail Is Dead

06:38 Harry Potter Trailer

07:49 First Call Truckie

11:13 Fathers Day 

14:21 Impostor Recap

17:28 Clint Update

19:55 Easy Money 

22:12 Rolleston Anthem

30:59 Nickname Guessing Game

40:02 Fads You Regret

42:53 Easy Money

44:49 Rolleston Postcode Playlist

52:17 Books by Boomers Marriage Advice

56:03 Imposter Game

This week, Clint, Meg, and Dan get called into the principal's office by Producer Carl over their out-of-control, NSFW episode titles. After drawing a "line in the sand" (and threatening each other with actual flax lashings), the crew tackles the absolute scam that is modern tech innovation. From Dyson’s $1,000 camera-equipped toothbrush to the $1.75 billion disaster that was Quibi, we break down history's dumbest, most overpriced inventions.

Plus, Meg rubs a sponsored trip to Hawaii in everyone’s faces, forcing Dan and Clint to hit the block button out of pure jealousy.

lint, Meg, and Dan banter through a packed Edge Breakfast: Clint’s secret pre-holiday plans, Dan’s gym-machine embarrassment, and a chat about movies where dogs might die. They promote Kingston Calling festival and Olivia Dean standby tickets, tease Miley’s upcoming album, and play Imposters with three “dare gone wrong” hospital stories, debating inconsistencies. Meg shares an unexpected friendship with Rawl from Cool Runnings, then the show hears from Sam, a former David Bain prison pen pal. Listeners share harsh comments that stuck with them, paranormal stories sparked by Dan’s son claiming a “mean” girl Natalie lives in his cupboard, and Dan’s failed Eden Park water-balloon world record attempt. Father’s Day ends with a Mitre 10 giveaway devolving into “Up the Wazz.

01:55 Coffee Catch Up

05:55 Festival Tickets Giveaway

09:03 Miley New Era

11:23 Imposters Recap

15:02 Unusual Friendships

22:51 Easy Money Challenge

29:39 Comments That Stick

34:48 Olivia Dean Ticket Giveaway

39:37 Dyson Camera Toothbrush

41:56 Rolleston Anthem Teaser

45:42 Natalie In The Cupboard

50:19 Callers Paranormal Stories

52:50 Easy Money Letter T

55:15 Eden Park Record Setup

01:00:59 Balloon Catch Chaos

01:05:07 Listeners With Records

01:09:15 Sombr Ticket Giveaway

01:10:47 Imposters Ski Dare Story

01:19:24 Fathers Day  Lesson

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday debating AI Kate Bush, then relive a Naughty 6:40 moment where Meg mispronounces caller Trani’s name as a derogatory term and walks out embarrassed. Dan plays “Reverend” and Easy Money stumps two callers. They share cinema horror stories, prep to break the water balloon throw-and-catch record at Eden Park, and prank Dan with lube-filled balloons. Plus: Father’s Day wisdom wins Justine $250, Rolleston gets a Postcode Playlist, Taylor Serage chats racing Max Verstappen, and A-Lister List sparks debate.

02:08 Coffee Catch Up 

05:19 The Reverend

10:42 Scandal 

13:43 Fathers Day Wisdom Calls

17:35 Naughty 640 

20:51 Top 40 Unforgettable Moments

25:59 Easy Money

28:28 Movie Theater Horror Stories

35:03 Water Balloon Record Plan

42:58 Rolleston Small Town News

51:14 Easy Money 

53:09 Taylor Serage in Studio

57:40 A List Celebrity Debate

01:07:18 Imposter

01:14:30 Olivia Dean Festie Bestie

The team addresses a hilarious live-on-air blunder where Meg mispronounced a caller’s name - Trani (spelt T-R-A-N-N-I)—leading to absolute mayhem and nearly suffocating the studio with laughter.

Clint raises a pressing medical mystery: why does anyone actually choose to become a "butt doctor" (proctologist)? The crew debates whether the career choice is driven by a genuine passion for saving lives, a strange personal interest, or simply the rumoured $600k salary. And, Dan reveals he was offered a job line as an international flight attendant purely because of his height and reach, prompting a wild roleplay where he attempts to soothe a nervous passenger, manage dietary restrictions, and navigate Mile High Club requests.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Warriors results and show segments like “Imposter” and “Easy Money.” Meg recaps taking her daughter to the Paw Patrol premiere, and the team laughs about mix-ups like “full bore” vs “full ball” and “postboned.” They tribute Tim Curry and discuss Olivia Rodrigo’s festival donation, plus Snoop Dogg’s $50K feature fee. A big debate asks when it’s acceptable to watch a shared TV show without your partner, followed by calls about pulling sickies, with Gen Z highlighted. They plan a water balloon throw-and-catch record attempt at Eden Park, start Flat Idol for Rhythm and Vines tickets, and begin an Imposter story about a nudie-run dare gone wrong.

01:52 Weekend Movies and Paw Patrol

04:45 Full Bore Mix-Up

05:31 Adult Realizations 

09:24 Pop Culture Scandal and Donations

10:59 First Caller

15:39 Naughty 640 

20:19 Father's Day Lessons Segment

24:15 Easy Money 

25:54 Caller Quiz Wrap

26:28 Netflix Cheating Debate

34:40 Water Balloon Record Plan

39:20 Flat Idol Launch

44:57 Who Pulls Sickies

54:36 Easy Money 

56:28 Tom Hardy Rap Pivot

01:04:58 Festy Bestie

01:08:02 Imposter

01:16:40 Sport Roundup Wrap

From Clint's bizarre earlobe fetish and an audit of his cringe-worthy early Instagram posts to Sven panicking over a French condom recall mid-holiday, here are the best 8 bits from Clint, Meg & Dan this week.

The team opens up the mailbag to confront a listener named Logan from Taupo who claims Dan sleeps with a nightlight in a single bed, leading to an intense, live call-out. Things take a wild turn when the crew debates proper urinal etiquette (featuring fly stickers and football goal cakes) before diving into a horrifying "topdecking" flatting story.

Plus, Melbourne listener Tatiana calls out Dan's use of the word "babe" and reminds everyone of Clint’s infamous, cringe-inducing spice rub jingle. Meg, Dan, and Clint relive the time Meg bought 60 jars of fancy meat rub for just 7 cents each, leading to a hilarious live jingle showdown. Finally, the trio plays another round of Guess the Fart and caps off the episode with Meg's AI-generated R&B track!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a packed Edge Breakfast: Dan’s off to golf, Bruno Mars tickets are up for grabs and Harrison’s New York interview with Bruno Mars plays, plus Feisty Bestie gets listeners into the Olivia Dean draw. The team dives into GTA VI’s Netflix gameplay showcase with Meg’s husband Guy from Extremely Casual Gamers, vents in “Things We Hate,” and plays Easy Money for $1,000. They crown the best “Up the Wahs,” unpack the Imposters twist, share DIY workarounds, laugh at a weatherman’s on-air giggles, and debut Meg’s AI-assisted Flat Idol song to inspire flats to enter.

00:00 Morning Banter Golf Plans

03:07 Bamboo Sheets Explained

05:48 Festy Bestie Calls

11:51 Things We Hate Vent

17:36 Overthinkers Fight Debate

21:07 Easy Money Letter K

23:29 Imposters Truth Reveal

27:36 US Visa Social Media Roast

31:32 Producers Diary Highlights

36:05 GTA VI Netflix Buzz

37:56 Guy Reviews Gameplay

41:21 DIY Household Workarounds

49:44 Easy Money Round

52:01 Wahs Wars Showdown

55:58 Bruno Mars Interview

01:01:13 Weatherman Giggles Clip

01:04:09 Flat Idol AI Song

Clint, Meg and Dan dive into the topics that weren't quite fit for air today...

What starts as a casual chat about global retirement ages and recent celebrity deaths quickly spirals into a dark debate on how they want to go out, David Bowie's post-mortem album drops, and why Dan believes he’s guaranteed entry into heaven.

Plus, the crew reads out some of the most unhinged, explicit, and aggressive listener texts Meg received during the live show, including an unforgettable 8-inch anatomical insult. Finally, they draft a group celebrity hit list: if you fight a famous person and win, you get all their net worth. 

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off with teasing about Clint’s old “cringe” social media posts and U.S. ESTA social handle checks, then dive into neighborhood cat drama as Clint’s neutered, “gay” cat Kimi is still blamed for kittens. They share Overthinkers Podcast highlights on life mottos and Dan’s chaotic quote collection, plus talk birds-and-bees chats and AI answering kids’ questions. The show covers Tim Curry’s death at 80, Meta’s U.S. teen time limits, an unclaimed $20.1m Lotto ticket, and a wild Price Is Right winner. Games include Easy Money, “10 but” dating flaws, Wahs Wars “Up the Wahs,” and Impostor.

00:00 Cringe Social Media Roast

02:00 Gay Cat 

04:40 Overthinkers Mottos

08:39 Scandal Tim Curry Tribute

11:19 First Call Aqua Drivers

14:50 Naughty 640 

23:56 Easy Money Letter H

26:05 Shes A 10 But Flaws

34:18 Up the Wahs Contest

39:21 Scandal Celebrity Deaths

41:36 News Radar Meta and Lotto

45:23 Love Is Blind Music Joke

53:28 Easy Money Challenge

55:10 Impostor Truth Revealed

01:02:48 Books by Boomers Advice

01:06:21 Flats Idol Song Challenge

01:09:38 Cringe Social Media Audit

On today’s episode of The Overthinkers, the crew dives deep into Dolly’s classic interview responses, comparing their own life philosophies to the queen of country herself.

From wildly specific definitions of perfect happiness (ranging from precise pizza-cooling times to bath salts in sensitive places) to deeply concerning death fantasies involving burning buildings and drug benders, no topic is off-limits. The gang debates the most overrated virtues, dissects their worst personal traits, and trades Nerf bullet penalties for bad jokes and questionable quotes. Plus, Clint names a very unexpected Hollywood hero, and Dan tries (and fails) to compare his comedic genius to Ricky Gervais.

Clint, Meg and Dan cover Aussie chart rules limiting AI-made songs and debate what counts as AI in music. They share banter and personal stories, then report breaking news that Dolly Parton has died at 80, with tributes and context about her health, legacy and songwriting. The show runs giveaways for Olivia Dean tickets and plays Easy Money, where callers narrowly miss $1,000. They revisit CJ’s surprising plan to bring his wife and ex to a concert and open the phones on unusual relationships. Segments include a police chase where officers commandeer an Uber, Dan’s mistaken-identity haircut story, Wahs Wars “Up the Wahs” contest, and Erica from A Little Nudge advising on a date who demanded a refund, plus listener cheapskate date stories.

00:00 Breakfast Kickoff

00:11 AI Music Chart Rules

01:12 Puerto Rico Throwback

04:10 Dan And The Pie Man

06:36 Dolly Parton Dies

09:46 Scandal 

11:19 Dan Mistaken Identity

14:25 Tip Cafe Soup Debate

15:53 Uber Cop Chase Story

19:28 Olivia Dean Callers

22:52 Easy Money Game

27:37 Weird Relationships Callout

34:08 Clints Facebook Roast

38:44 Alyssa Grace Interview

42:50 Wahs Wars Begins

48:39 Easy Money Letter N

50:40 Imposter Tease Returns

01:00:40 Boxer Slit Mystery

01:11:47 Dating Refund Text

01:12:44 Who Pays On Dates

The gang is in full chaotic force today, keeping track of studio wins and losses with a high-stakes Nerf bullet reward system, though Meg is pretty sure it’s just an excuse for Clint and Dan to gang up on her. Dan spills the awkward details of his latest barber trip, where his hairstylist couldn't place his face and ended up guessing everything from a 45-year-old school teacher to a West Auckland tip worker, completely missing his radio fame.

Things devolve quickly from there into an outrageous round of "Would You Rather," touching on passing marble-sized kidney stones versus popping a softball, grandfathers groaning in the night, and horrific hotel revenge stories involving midnight farts and pillow pranks at Electric Ave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s 6am Breakfast with talk of truck drivers, lotto winnings, and a near “Night at the Museum” moment after accidentally staying past closing at MOTAT. The show dives into a global penis-length ranking where New Zealand places 16th, ahead of Australia, then covers Zara Larsson laughing onstage at a crowd choreography trend. They chat unusual fetishes after a Harry Potter actor earns money on OnlyFans with hair-focused content, take calls on weaponized incompetence in relationships, and check in with Swedish correspondent Sven about a condom recall in France. Other segments include Easy Money, The Impostor celebrity story debate, social media checks for a US trip, standout work perks, and an A/B/C-list ranking of Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Cindy Crawford.

02:18 MOTAT After Hours Mishap

05:32 NZ Penis Rankings Reveal

09:30 Zara Larsson Crowd Chaos

11:38 First Call Kimmy Spotlight

15:35 Harry Potter OnlyFans Twist

19:09 Weird Fetishes and Earlobes

21:48 Listener Fetish Confessions

24:29 Easy Money Letter R

25:12 Ella Plays The Game

26:58 Weaponized Incompetence Debate

30:48 Texts And Callers Confess

34:11 Sven On Faulty Condoms

39:16 Canceled Concert Pivot

40:42 Hit The Spot Alex Warren

42:43 Unreal Work Perks

50:30 Easy Money Challenge

52:53  Impostor Setup

01:01:13 Social Media Visa Check

01:06:08 A Lister List Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan break down the high-stakes office game sweeping their show: Nerf Bullets. Between accusations of Webby rigging the scoreboard, dipped Marmite bullets, and a high-stress "Happy Hour" tactic, the team tries to establish order before the entire workplace falls apart.

Plus, the mailbag brings up hot debate topics: Do gym mirrors actually trick men into thinking they're swole while trying to force women into gym memberships? Meg gets an unexpectedly specific DM from a cosmetic clinic in Turkey that makes her evaluate her own smile, Clint reveals his family's genetic eye surgery plans, and Dan pitches a truly horrifying nose-to-dick surgical swap