Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Delta Goodrem made it through to the Eurovision final in Vienna and the woman who made it happen is Sydney designer Nicky Velani from Five Dock, who spent 500 hours hand-crafting Delta's gown featuring 7,000 Swarovski crystals. We caught up with Nicky watching from home and she had literally just stopped crying. An absolute pinch me moment for a very deserving talent. We love you, Nikki.

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Spotify celebrated its 20th anniversary and you can now deep dive your entire listening history. We go around the room: Ricki joined in March 2012 after Spotify came to her record label and basically begged artists to get on board, Tim joined in 2014 when his daughter was under one, and Sarah joined in 2020 which we did not see coming.

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Thursday's show delivered. Callan Boys stopped by with his weekly Sydney eats picks. A mum accidentally gifted a seven year old a pair of women's cheeky undies for his birthday after forgetting to take them out of the present bag, which opened the phones for everyone's most mortifying moments. Exercise snacking is the new fitness trend where you do short bursts of movement throughout the day instead of one long workout, and we discussed whether that counts. A woman caught her cheating husband via their smart bathroom scale which recorded a mystery 120 pound weigh-in at 12.25am while she was away, and Sydney called in with their own caught out stories. And Tom Gleeson came in to play Quick Draw and was exactly as ruthless as you would expect.

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A woman discovered her husband was cheating by checking the memory on their digital bathroom scale, which recorded two unassigned weigh-ins at 120 pounds at 12.25am and 12.26am while she was away. We open the phones for how people caught others out: Ricki got busted secret eating a sausage roll in the rain by Rich who had gone to buy her a sausage roll as a reward for running in the rain, Sarah's son was faking toilet training by dribbling water from a cup into the toilet to get the lollipop, a listener's housemate had been stealing her entire wardrobe, and someone dumped illegal rubbish next to a bin with their name, address and phone number still on the stickers. Criminal masterminds, every one of them

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A mum accidentally gave a seven year old boy a monster truck and a pair of women's cheeky undies for his birthday after forgetting to take them out of the present bag before wrapping. We open the phones for Sydney's most mortifying moments: a retail worker asked a very fit woman when her baby was due and she was not pregnant, and a dad pulled over on the way home from a nightclub to offer a lift to the boy his daughter had been crushing on for weeks, then got in the van and told him everything. The boy was right there. There was nowhere to go. There was nothing to do but sit there and cop it.

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Wednesday's show had a lot going on. We asked Sydney what their favourite Aussie saying is now that nobody says G'day anymore. We played Whisper Challenge with Jermaine. Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his Watcha Watching picks. A man is suing a hotel because sun loungers weren't available which is a level of audacity we respect. Joe Hildebrand decoded the federal budget in plain English and the short version is everyone gets $250 but not yet and it's already been spent on bracket creep. Raye's new album hit over one billion streams in today's Glossys. A listener from Blacktown shared her workplace ghost story which opened the floodgates and Sydney had a lot of haunted experiences to share. And Ricki discovered sandal socks are a major fashion trend in Japan and we have thoughts.

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Joe Hildebrand stops by in a denim jacket to break down last night's federal budget in plain English. Everyone gets $250, except you won't get it until next year, and you've probably already lost twice that in bracket creep. The $1,000 instant tax deduction sounds great until you realise it's a deduction not a payment, so you actually get about $244. The negative gearing and capital gains tax changes are meant to help first home buyers but the government's own numbers say it will result in 35,000 fewer houses being built. What good luck. What bad luck. Also the entire budget was leaked before it was delivered, which raises questions about why journalists get locked in a room for six hours with no phones to process it.

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A man going for his morning swim at Tamarama Beach had absolutely no idea he had walked straight into a Fashion Week runway show and ended up in everyone's footage doing his stretches while models walked past him. We open the phones for Sydney's best walked-in-on moments: an 11 year old walked in on her mum, someone walked in on their grandparents, and a listener in the States nearly walked into an active bank robbery with police guns drawn before realising what was happening and quietly backing away to watch from a safe distance.

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Tuesday's show was unhinged from the start. Rats the size of small dogs have taken over the Westfield Bondi Junction food court and there are apparently between 500 million and one billion of them in Greater Sydney at any time. Nikki Osborne stopped by in a full greyhound dress to chat about her new roast show Bush Deep launching today on YouTube and the Nova Player. Jermaine casually revealed he has an extra bone in his body and we had follow up questions. Americans cannot say the word crayon and we went down that rabbit hole. Benedict Cumberbatch got into a fight with a cyclist which is very on brand. Today's Glossys covered the roast of Kevin Hart. Aussies called in to expose their most bludgy jobs and it got competitive. And Anthony from The Wiggles came in with his daughter Lucia to play Sing, which was an absolutely lovely moment.

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Rats the size of small dogs have been filmed running through the Westfield Bondi Junction food court after construction above it shook them out of the walls. This opens up the rat stat nobody asked for: there are between 500 million and one billion rats in Greater Sydney at any given time. Nobody knows who counted them. They are chewing through car wires in underground car parks, they survived the plague, and they will absolutely outlast all of us. Sydney may need a rat czar. We are not okay.

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Nikki Osborne stops by in a full greyhound dress to chat about her brand new show Bush Deep, launching today on YouTube and the Nova Player. It's a roast disguised as a chat show filmed in parks, on beaches and apparently on Larry Emdur's boat, which he described as a hut and turned out to be a three storey bunker palace. First guest is Larry Emdur and Nikki came out swinging. She also reveals that since launching the show, Prime Minister Albanese started following her on Instagram with a follow back notification, and she is absolutely going to slide into his DMs and invite him on.

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A woman found her boyfriend's ChatGPT history full of questions like "should I be in love after three and a half months" and "what about her three cats" and ended the relationship immediately. ChatGPT had already told him to break up with her anyway. We share our own recent ChatGPT searches: Ricki asked if she should still be friends with someone who vomits in a DJ's glass, Tim looked up the name of the smell of wet cement which is petrichor, and Sarah asked if her runners were men's shoes (they are, a US 10) and whether there is a dog breed that doesn't live beyond eight years. Listeners call in with theirs and nobody is normal and we love it.

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Monday's show had it all. Tim vomited somewhere on the weekend and listeners called in to guess the location, which is not how most shows start the week but here we are. Australia voted on its top 10 Cadbury bars and there were strong opinions. A woman found her boyfriend's ChatGPT history asking if he should still be in love after three and a half months and ended it on the spot. The night versus morning shower debate was settled by hygiene experts and night showering won, Tim is unconvinced and has agreed to try it this week. A listener's friend secretly recorded some girls confessing to stealing money which opened up the eavesdropping debate. And apparently you should be replacing your underwear every six months which is news to everyone in this studio.

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The morning vs night shower debate from last week has been settled by external experts and the verdict is in: night showers win. You spend the whole day collecting commute grime, office air and general life on your body, then wash it all off before getting into your clean bed. A morning shower just means you marinated in all of that overnight. Tim remains unconvinced and is committed to his morning shower for the wake-up factor alone. He has agreed to try a night shower this week.

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Sarah shared a beautiful message about her kids for Mother's Day. New Music Friday delivered as always. Katseye stopped by fresh from Taronga Zoo and 12 hours of sleep to chat Coachella, their upcoming EP Wild, and the fact that they are genuinely terrible at short answers. Angus and Julia Stone came in to perform their brand new song live, accidentally named our brand new segment Karaoke Bar Fridays in the process, and confirmed an Australian tour for 2027. Caller of the Week wrapped things up. Happy Mother's Day to all the mums listening.

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Angus and Julia Stone come in to perform their brand new song live, making them the very first guests on Karaoke Bar Fridays, a segment that didn't have a name until they walked in and accidentally suggested it. The song was written in a stunning Paris studio about a year and a half ago and they hadn't actually rehearsed it together before coming in because Angus had been in Japan. We also find out Julia does Jagged Little Pill at karaoke for the catharsis, Angus does Wicked Games because of course he does, and an Australian tour is being planned for 2027. We are not angry about it. Okay we are a little.

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Katseye stop by fresh from a day off at Taronga Zoo, 12 hours of sleep and the kind of reset that touring life never usually allows. They talk Coachella, where they rehearsed 12 hours a day until every moment was second nature, cried watching Carol G, and finally got to have that holy shit I'm really here moment on the actual stage. They also reveal they are terrible at short answers, which tracks given the entire interview. A new EP is coming in August and an Australian tour is being manifested in real time. Also Tim cannot dance and Katseye prescribed yoga and not looking in a mirror. We are taking notes.

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Rove McManus stops by ahead of his show Tomorrow Night at the Grand Electric, a celebration of 25 years on Australian television featuring clips, stories and audience questions. He reveals he used to handwrite thank you cards to every single guest who appeared on Rove Live, and Ricki found hers in a box of memories while moving house. Beyoncé did not get one. He also tells the story of going backstage after her concert expecting VIP access and being turned away at the door, which is deeply relatable. Taskmaster is also on Channel 10 tonight featuring Rove and Joel Creasey, who Rove describes as watching a newborn duckling waddle around every single day.

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Billie Eilish joins us for a chat when she was here for her Hit Me Hard And Soft Tour in Australia. She opens up about being sure of herself from a young age (even if teenage Billie didn’t have it all figured out), her hyperfixation on music and visuals, and the weirdness of playing Sydney clubs at 15 — too young to be in the audience, but old enough to be on stage. Plus, Billie gets a sweet gift from Tim’s daughter!

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The 2026 Met Gala delivered chaos: Kendall, Kylie, Hailey Bieber and Kim K were all apparently doing a nip slip and we watched the whole thing unfold on the big screen. Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his Watcha Watching picks and Apex is at the top of the list right now. Listeners called in with their best life hacks including dressing the kids in tomorrow's clothes before bed, buying everything on The Iconic on Afterpay and returning what you don't like, and pouring sand on the yellow line at the beach. Today's Glossys revealed Stevie Nicks did a duet with Sabrina Carpenter which is the crossover nobody saw coming. We debated whether kids actually have to share their things with strangers at the park, a mum influencer said absolutely not, and an eight year old named Jasmine called in to say she shares everything except her sandwich. And scientists have found that men who gift flowers don't go bald, which is either very convenient or a conspiracy by the floral industry.

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A mum influencer in the States has gone viral for saying she will never force her kids to share their toys or snacks with strangers at the park and honestly the argument has some merit. We get into it: brand new scooter at the park, back off. Special prized possession, also back off. But shared spaces, turn taking and swings, different story entirely. Sarah Harris points out that sharing teaches kids how to exist in a society and delayed gratification builds the kind of grit that clocking Sonic the Hedgehog on three lives also builds. An eight year old named Jasmine calls in to say she shares everything except her sandwich. Respectable line to draw.

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Listeners call in with their best life hacks: dress the kids in tomorrow's clothes before bed, buy everything from The Iconic on Afterpay, try it all on at home and return what you don't like without spending a cent, pour sand on the yellow line at the beach so the parking inspector can't see it, and take exhausted kids to the movies so you can sleep while they watch. Also: sardines are apparently the new skincare trend replacing salmon sperm facials, which is an upgrade. And Ricki says vampire in a way that is completely normal and we will not be relitigating this.

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We found out Prime Minister Albanese watches Married at First Sight and we have so many questions. The friendship breakup conversation hit close to home with Ricki revealing she wrote Ghost about a friend who vanished without explanation and listeners calling in with their own brutal stories. A man asked a woman to transfer her half of a $38 breakfast bill after she politely said no to a second date, which opened up the whole who pays on a first date debate. Today's Glossys covered the 2026 Met Gala looks and there was a lot to discuss. And Sam Fischer came in to play Sing and told the story of finding out Kelly Clarkson covered his song on her talk show, which is the kind of moment that changes everything.

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Sydney dating is rough and this story proves it. A man took a woman out for breakfast, she politely declined a second date, and he immediately asked her to transfer her half of the $38 bill. We get into the real question: who pays on a first date and what does it mean? Jermaine's theory is that whoever covers the bill is signalling there will be a next time. Listeners call in with their dating rules and one woman in Camden is absolutely eliminating men based on sunglass choice alone. Thin gold frames after dark? You are done before you started.

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A woman at an airport chugged an entire bottle of tequila after security wouldn't let her take it on the flight, which opened up Ricki's own chug stories. Ricki had words for a certain someone about car park 76 and she came with a tape measure and photographic evidence. Kate Ceberano stopped by ahead of her ARIA Hall of Fame induction and was pure sunshine at an ungodly hour. Ricki-Leaks dropped a very spicy one: there is a global sports star in Sydney who is allegedly cheating on his wife with men, and we cannot say more than that. And people are getting caught shoplifting on CCTV in increasingly chaotic ways.

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Ricki has been stewing for weeks. New team member Lauren is parking 60 centimetres from the pillar on her side and 11 centimetres from Ricki's car. There are photos. There is a tape measure. There is now a resolution.

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Kate Ceberano comes in at the crack of dawn, sunglasses on, makeup off, full rock star energy, to chat about being inducted into the ARIA Hall of Fame this year at a standalone event alongside more female inductees than ever before. She has been signed and dropped by every major label in the world and every single one of them has people who were quietly in her corner the whole time. She wants to use the platform to thank all the people behind the scenes who never get a mention. Forty years in and she is still the most joyous performer going.

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Friday's show wrapped the week in style. Gen Z has declared Speedos unacceptable and Tim, a man who does laps in them, pushed back hard. Australia voted AFL the most overrated sport and Tim watched Hawthorn draw with Collingwood in the most nail-biting finish of the season the night before, so the timing was rough. New Music Friday delivered as always. Ricki spoke on behalf of all eldest daughters everywhere and a nine year old called in to represent the eldest daughter burnout club, which was both adorable and deeply relatable. Tim had a Tim Factwell for us that nobody asked for and everyone needed. And we wrapped the week with Caller of the Week and the Week in Review.

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Aperol Spritz copped it earlier this week and the audience agreed overwhelmingly. Now we go wider: Australia has voted AFL the most overrated sport, which Tim, a Hawthorn supporter who watched them draw with Collingwood in the most nail-biting finish last night, is taking as a personal attack. Most overrated TV shows: Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother, unpopular opinion delivered with full confidence. Most overrated Sydney thing: the beaches, according to a Gold Coast native who we will not be taking seriously. And a listener nominated croissants as the Aperol Spritz of food, which is brave and wrong but we respect the commitment.

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Gen Z has declared Speedos unacceptable according to a great Aussie debate survey and Tim, a man who does laps in Speedos, is taking it personally. The verdict: Speedos are absolutely fine for lap swimming, board shorts at the beach with the kids, and if you have the confidence to rock them with a big gut at the pool then honestly we respect it. 

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Thursday's show covered the viral video of a dad walking down the aisle alone at his daughter's wedding without her, which opened the phones for unexpected wedding moments. Callan Boys stopped by with his top Sydney local eats picks, and we got into the new trend of friend funds among mates. And Hughesy came in to chat about his Cooked show at Sydney Comedy Fest before playing Quick Draw, which went exactly as you would expect from Hughesy.

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A viral video of a dad walking down the aisle alone at his daughter's wedding without her opened the floodgates. Ricki's own dad sat down in the front row at her Paris wedding and forgot he was supposed to walk her down the aisle. Listeners called in and it only got worse: a dad drove to his daughter's graduation without her, a grandad came home from the park with one of two grandkids and didn't notice, a dad of 22 years still can't spell his daughter's name, and one dad arrived at his wife's funeral without the ashes. Never put a dad in charge of anything. This is the conclusion.

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Friend funds are a thing now, where friendship groups pool money to cover socialising costs. But does that not just sound like splitting the bill with extra steps? We get into the real drama: people who itemise exactly what they had, latecomers who dodge the entree split, and the classic T-Rex hands move where someone's arms mysteriously get too short to reach the bill whenever it arrives. Also a genuine disagreement: if you invite people to your birthday dinner, should you pay or should they?

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Meeting people in real life is apparently harder than ever and a Body and Soul guide to dating in 2025 made everyone deeply uncomfortable. Bruce Isaacs delivered his verdict on the Michael Jackson biopic and called it wonderful, critics be damned. Young couples are ditching engagement rings for tattoos instead and we had thoughts. Wil Anderson came in ahead of Gruen returning to ABC tonight and was exactly as sharp as you would expect. Madonna is playing gay clubs ahead of her new album which is the most Madonna thing possible. And Patrick Brammall stopped by fresh from the Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere to tell us he turned down the audition, did nothing, and got offered the role anyway. The fake Rolex story alone was worth the visit.

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Patrick Brammall stops by fresh from the premiere and immediately tells us he turned down the audition for Devil Wears Prada 2 because he was busy and didn't think he had a chance. A week later they offered him the role without him lifting a finger. Pure Bradbury. He also spent the entire shoot wearing a Rolex that turned out to be fake, the props department had been putting it in a safe every day without knowing, and he nearly bought it for $500. He calls Anne Hathaway Annie, had to remind Stanley Tucci who he was on day one, and Colin from Accounts season three is wrapped and coming later this year.

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Film critic Bruce Isaacs stops by and delivers a verdict on the Michael Jackson biopic that cuts right through all the noise: he thinks it is one of the most wonderful films he has seen in years. Critics on Rotten Tomatoes gave it 32%. Audiences who are fans gave it 97%. Bruce says both are right depending on your relationship to the legacy. If you go in wanting the film to litigate Michael's guilt or innocence you will struggle, but if you go in for the music and the story you will be emotional and overwhelmed.

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A Body and Soul guide to meeting people in real life has us deeply uncomfortable. The tips include spending time alone at bars and cafes, maintaining steady eye contact with strangers you find attractive, and starting conversations in the bathroom line. Ricki would call the police if someone stared at her like that. Tim talks to people in lifts and urinals and thinks the bathroom line chat is actually fine. We are two very different people. Both deeply grateful we do not have to date.

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Tuesday's show had everything. A Sydney beach had to close because of a whale carcass washing up, which is not ideal. Tim drove to Hoyts purely to buy popcorn and a Coke and did not see a film, and we respect the commitment. We spun the wheel and played Spelling Bee, and one listener's attempt at spelling colonel will live in our memories forever. We talked about the booing at ANZAC Day ceremonies over the weekend which was genuinely upsetting. Stanley Tucci said active wear should only be worn while working out and Sydney took it as a personal attack. Kids in Sydney have been caught bus surfing which opened up the phones for everyone's own childhood crimes. Ricki saw the Michael Jackson movie and had thoughts in today's Glossys. We broke down everyone who acted strange during the White House Correspondents dinner shooting. And Pete Helliar came in to play Sing, which was exactly as chaotic as you would expect.

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Stanley Tucci is out promoting Devil Wears Prada 2 and had the audacity to tell GQ that active wear should only be worn while working out. Sydney, a city that has adopted the active wear and track pant as its official uniform, is not having it. Ricki points out that if it doesn't have an elastic waistband she is simply not interested. We open the phones for controversial opinions and they deliver: no ankle socks on men ever, Aperol Spritz is disgusting and belongs nowhere, stop making food at work, lanyards stay on office grounds only, and weddings are overrated. A big Tuesday.

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During ANZAC Day Welcome to Country ceremonies across Sydney, Canberra, Perth and Melbourne, a small group of people booed Indigenous Elders as they spoke. At Martin Place it was especially confronting: Uncle Ray, the Elder who delivered the Welcome to Country, is himself a veteran whose grandfather served in the Light Horse Brigade and whose brothers served in Vietnam. A man who served this country, booed at a dawn service. There were 11,000 people at Martin Place this year, more than double the year before, so the respect was overwhelming. But the boos cut through the silence in the worst possible way. 

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We spun the wheel and played Word Alarm. The great soap bar debate: are they back or are they done forever? New Music Friday delivered as always. The President of the Australian Medical Association came in to explain peptides and why the ones being sold online with "not for human use" on the label are a problem, including that Tim's old GP turned out to be our expert which raised eyebrows. Insurance scammers called in and things got out of hand fast: fake bear attacks on luxury cars in California, a decade of stolen coffee stamps, and an unqualified vet nurse who has been running surgeries for seven years and nobody has noticed. And Jim Jefferies came in, was absolutely unhinged as expected, and somehow it came out that he has done opera. We need answers.

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Three people in California got caught staging fake bear attacks on their own luxury cars to claim $142,000 in insurance money. They kept the bear suits. In the house. Detectives found them immediately. We open the phones for Sydney's own scammers and it escalated quickly: one listener negotiated a better insurance deal and kept the $350 signup bonus anyway, another has been working as an unqualified vet nurse for seven years doing surgeries with drugs of addiction and nobody knows, and a third has been stealing the coffee loyalty stamp from local cafes for a decade and stamping up the whole family. We have so many questions about the vet nurse.

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Peptides are everywhere right now: weight loss, skin care, muscle recovery, tanning. We got the President of the Australian Medical Association Dr Danielle McMullen on the phone to explain what they actually are and why the ones being sold online are a problem. Short version: the approved ones prescribed by doctors are fine, but the unregulated ones sold online may have never been tested on humans, can cause cancer, blindness or kidney damage, and often say not for human use right next to the injection instructions. Also it turned out she used to be Tim's GP which raised more questions than it answered.

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Tim has heard through very reliable channels that Sabrina Carpenter has four nights booked at Qudos Bank Arena in November. No official announcement yet but the dates are apparently sitting there waiting. For anyone who had their Sabrina set cut short when she was supporting Taylor Swift in bad weather, this is your redemption arc.

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We spun the wheel and played the Whisper Challenge. NSW Premier Chris Minns dialled in and Ricki got into the contraceptive pill news. Matt Moran stopped by to tell us what to eat this week. Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted ordering Messina like a normal person and we respect it. Tim dropped the exclusive that Sabrina Carpenter has four nights booked at Qudos Bank Arena in November. A listener called in ahead of her reconstruction surgery tomorrow to reveal she asked her surgeon for Ricki's boobs, which Ricki is deeply honoured by. And Poh from MasterChef came in to play Quick Draw, talk the Meghan Markle MasterChef episode, and Tim finally told her the joke he has been holding onto for years: if Poh ever got together with Sandra Oh, her name would be Poh Oh.

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Two years after a double mastectomy, listener Megzi called Ricki at a Ronald McDonald House charity gala, had a couple of champagnes, and decided she wanted Ricki's boobs for her reconstruction surgery. She took that conversation to her actual surgeon, who laughed, and tomorrow she is going in for a seven hour surgery. Ricki is honoured, Megzi is ready to close the final chapter of what she calls the shit show, and we are all cheering her on. Also: apparently drag queens have been going to their injectors asking for Ricki's cheeks for years. She is truly giving.

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Science revealed the most dangerous songs to drive to and Eminem's Lose Yourself took the top spot, which tracks. We spun the wheel and played Can I Have The First Line. Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his Watcha Watching recommendations. A bride banning guests from wearing blue including a sapphire ring sent Ricki down memory lane about her own Paris chateau wedding where every guest was told to wear beige, Rich's dad wore navy anyway, and nobody was allowed to post they were even in Europe. Today's Glossys tackled whether Zoe Kravitz is engaged. Cash is apparently making a comeback and we discussed why. And Daniel MacPherson came in to chat about his new movie Beast, which looks absolutely unhinged in the best way.

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A bride demanding guests don't wear blue to her wedding, including banning a sapphire ring, gets Ricki reflecting on her own very specific wedding dress code. She and Rich got married at a chateau in Paris with 25 guests, told nobody anything until the last minute, and enforced a strict colour palette: girls in white, cream, beige or bone, guys in tan and beige or a black suit. Ricki's dad wasn't allowed to wear his kilt. Rich's dad ignored the whole thing and showed up in navy anyway, which is very on brand. Nobody was allowed to post that they were even in Europe. An absolutely iconic wedding and we are not surprised by a single detail.

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A study has revealed the top five most dangerous songs to drive to based on tempo, beats per minute, danceability and loudness. Shawn Mendes comes in at number five, Imagine Dragons at number two, and Eminem's Lose Yourself takes the top spot. Also: a school bus driver called in to tell us he has never been thanked so much in his life because every kid has to say thank you when they get off, which is the most wholesome thing we have heard all week. The worst part of the job is the pay. We relate.

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A brawl broke out at a Bankstown salon apparently sparked by an influencer who is very passionate about her postcode. Nine billion voice notes are sent daily and Tim refuses to be part of the problem. Ricki set the record straight on the tabloid divorce story: she and Rich were walking to lunch for champagne and caviar, she was explaining her back pain with hand gestures, and a paparazzo 50 metres away in traffic turned it into a front page split. Her mum called. Her mother-in-law was devastated. They are fine. A woman fired from her job destroyed $4.1 million worth of wine on her way out, which opened up the best job revenge stories from listeners. Italy has made sick pets a valid reason for taking sick leave, which Australia needs to get on immediately. And Dr Chris Brown came in to play Sing!

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Woman's Day and New Idea ran a story claiming Ricki and her husband Rich are getting divorced based on photos of them standing at traffic lights. What was actually happening: Ricki was explaining her back pain very animatedly while Rich held a convenience store umbrella over his head, and they were on their way to celebrate with champagne and caviar. Ricki's mum, sister and mother-in-law all reached out in a panic. Even someone at Channel 7 pulled her aside to check in. The photos were taken from 50 metres away by a paparazzo sitting in traffic. Nobody was arguing. Nobody is divorcing. The umbrella was embarrassing though and she stands by telling him to put it down.

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Nine billion voice notes are sent worldwide every day and two in three people are now using them. Tim is not one of them. Unless he wants to do an impression, in which case Ricki has several on her phone that must never see the light of day or she will be immediately unemployed. A listener perfectly summed up the rule: if we started this conversation over text, do not switch to a voice note halfway through. Nobody knows what to do with that.

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We defended DJ Got Us Falling In Love's honour after a band called it absolute garbage on Triple J. We spun the wheel and played Tim's Top 5. A reporter at the Sydney Fish Market got bitten by a crab on live TV and immediately had it cooked, which is the most justified act of revenge we have ever seen. Glenn Robbins came in ahead of tonight's Celebrity Intervention premiere on Channel 7 and revealed he once watched Tim get destroyed by waves at Bells Beach. Tim and Justin Bieber have one very specific thing in common: YouTube Premium. Justin Bieber showed up at Coachella in today's Glossys. Ricki nearly choked to death on a piece of steak which is especially concerning given Neil Perry just taught us how to cook one properly. And Joel Creasey came in to celebrate the launch of his brand new radio show, which we are fully behind.

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Glenn Robbins stops by ahead of the premiere of Glenn and Mick Celebrity Intervention on Channel 7 tonight at 7.30. Turns out he and Tim go way back: Glenn taught Tim how to surf, took him to Bells Beach where Tim got absolutely pummelled by waves and spent the rest of the day watching from the sand, and the two of them once had a very big lunch with Melbourne radio legend Ross Stevenson that Tim did not recover from. The show brings celebrities in for a roast slash therapy session with a live studio audience, and Carrie Bickmore is first in the hot seat tonight. Glenn also announced that lunch is overrated and he stands by it.

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A Melbourne band called Radio Free Alice went on Triple J's Like A Version, called Usher's DJ Got Us Falling In Love an ugly duckling and a piece of absolute garbage, covered it, then deleted the video when the internet turned on them. They have since apologised. Ricki nearly threw her phone off the balcony. The song has sold hundreds of millions of records and does not need their help. Case closed.

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Fresh from the Superbowl, Sydney boy now Seahawks player & MVP Michael Dickson joins us live in the studio to chat about his Mingle Chicken Salt collaboration, what they get up to during the halftime show and his diet. He also joins Ricki on a quickie. Not what you think.

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Millennials are "quiet vacationing" by using work-from-home flexibility to secretly take time off and work from anywhere—whether overseas or the beach—while scheduling emails to keep up the illusion they're still working normal hours.

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A woman got the ultimate petty revenge after someone cut an entire drive-thru line and pulled in behind her—she paid for their meal, took the food, and left the line cutter with nothing. We also love boxing people in on the roads (safely) while pretending to sing along to the radio as they get infuriated.

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We catch up with Robbie Williams, who tells us he literally delayed his album to avoid going head-to-head with Taylor Swift… honestly, fair call. We relive his AFL Grand Final performance, where he says Aussies fully bought into his “imperial gladiator” vibe, which is exactly why he loves performing here. Off stage, he’s surprisingly chill, talking school pick-ups, family dinners, and bingeing The Real Housewives in bed. Then it gets loose as he thanks Australia for our completely cooked reality TV, calling Married At First Sight Australia the best in the world thanks to our “zero care” approach. He also gets a bit real with us, sharing the advice he wishes he knew earlier: confidence doesn’t always show up, but being brave will get you through.

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Keli Holiday joined us fresh off his album launch at Rambling Rascal wearing the loudest blue pants we've ever seen and a singlet he bought at the show (because that's the rule), revealing his upcoming Metro Theatre tour on March 6 will have theatre vibes with smoky piano silhouettes instead of just a sweaty rock show. He opened up about fans telling him stories of what the album means to them—including a woman whose husband cried for the first time in 10 years while listening to "Ecstasy"—then absolutely lost Quick Draw for the third time in a row!

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Hilary Duff joined us ahead of her Australian tour (which sold out in minutes with 52,000 people in the Sydney waiting room alone) and revealed the hardest part isn't the setlist—it's figuring out tour dates around four kids' school schedules and refusing to miss important family moments. She opened up about feeling lucky with an amazing husband, beautiful life, and fans who've stuck with her since raising them as young girls, plus we asked if Guinness will be on her rider after that viral video where she thought it was Diet Coke with foam and hated it.

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We played a secret sound that had everyone convinced it was from "the hub" or Married At First Sight's intimacy week, but it was actually just the Los Angeles Marathon commentary of a woman losing her absolute mind screaming "WHOA! OH MY GOD!" over and over during a close finish—and we couldn't stop laughing because it sounded exactly like a When Harry Met Sally situation on free-to-air TV.

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We're back Monday April 20. One click purchasing has claimed another victim — Tim's kid accidentally bought over 15 toys on Amazon without breaking a sweat. Turns out it's an epidemic: a kid somewhere ordered 31 cheeseburgers from Maccas, and one brave caller admitted her child accidentally purchased an adult toy online. No further questions.

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We're back Monday April 20. Spice Girl Melanie C and Ronan Keating joined us on St. Patrick's Day and immediately got into a debate about whether they're called "slides" or "sliders" (UK says sliders, we called them idiots, Americans call them flip-flops, and Aussies call them thongs which confused everyone). Ronan revealed his breakfast radio survival trick was plunging his face in a bowl of ice water every morning at 5am because seven years of early mornings made him look 60, Melanie's touring Australia for the first time as a solo artist in November hitting the Enmore Theatre, and Ricki had a full fangirl meltdown admitting she learned every Spice Girls dance move from the Live in Istanbul concert.

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We're about to head on a bit of a break, but before we do, get ready to be hit in the face with the ultimate competitiveness of Ricki as she braves through MULTIPLE rounds of 'Quickie with Ricki'. Quickie-mogging at its peak.

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Neil Perry stops by fresh off landing number two on the world's 101 best steak restaurants list to share his Sydney picks: Esther in Chippendale for the potato bread and Jersey cow tartare, VN Street Foods in Marrickville for the fermented rice noodle rolls, and Happy Chef in the Haymarket food court for wonton noodle soup deconstructed. He also dropped a bombshell: pepper on a steak before cooking is wrong. It burns and goes acrid. Pepper is a finishing spice only. We are devastated and will never recover.

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Scientists have discovered that damselfish on the Great Barrier Reef speak faster than the same species in WA, meaning fish have regional accents. That alone was enough. But we also learned that crows hold grudges against specific humans and warn other crows about them, cows have best friends they hang out with in the field, queen ants live up to 30 years while regular ants get two, and zebras fart every single time they run. It is propulsion. Nature is unhinged and we are obsessed.

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Merrick Watts comes in to celebrate Nova's 25th birthday as one of the original breakfast hosts and immediately starts throwing hand grenades. His standout memory from the early days: being told he wasn't allowed to ride the station scooter, so he went downstairs, got his 1000cc Ducati, brought it up in the lift and rode it full pelt down the corridor tearing up the carpet at 7:30 in the morning. He also reveals there is a scroll sealed inside the studio wall with the names of every on-air host from day one. His name is in there. He is not allowed back in the building.

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Wednesday's show had it all. A woman in the US escaped from the back of a police car while handcuffed by squeezing through a tiny gap in the window while the cops were getting takeaway. We spun the wheel and played Can I Have The First Line. Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his weekly Whatcha Watching recommendations. The fuel excise is sending Aussies over the edge and callers had plenty to say about it. Tim's exclusive chat with Sam Fender revealed the most unhinged 48 hours in LA history involving Paul McCartney, Elton John, Al Pacino and Disneyland, plus a long overdue apology to Sydney about Olivia Dean. And Merrick Watts came in to celebrate Nova's 25th birthday as one of the original breakfast hosts, which felt like a full circle moment for everyone.

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Tim catches up with Sam Fender live from LA where the last 48 hours have been completely unhinged. In that time he saw Paul McCartney at an intimate 1,000 cap venue, had dinner with Elton John, got introduced to Al Pacino and somehow held himself together without mentioning they share the same birthday, and flew the Millennium Falcon at Disneyland. Rein Me In has been number one in the UK for five weeks and he spent the last three months playing PlayStation and eating pizza. A true artist. He also apologises to Sydney for not bringing Olivia Dean on stage at his ARIA show, which is all Tim wanted from this interview.

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A woman in the US was arrested, cuffed, put in the back of a police car and somehow squeezed her way out through a tiny gap in the window while the cops were inside getting takeaway. Listeners call in with their own MacGyver moments: Tim once pried open a pitch black lift with his bare hands after being stuck for an hour with 10% battery during a flood, and a bloke ran out of petrol on the highway and fashioned a leaf into a funnel to pour petrol from a Tupperware container into his car. Absolute heroes the lot of them.

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Samantha Jade stops by to chat about her new banger and ends up revealing the story she has never told before: on the 100th show of Pretty Woman, mid performance, in full costume, wig, hat and microphone, she got the cold sweats, the salivary mouth and had to run offstage to be sick while the cover stepped in. An absolute professional. She also plays the women's edition of Sing and holds her own against Ricki, which is no small feat.

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Tuesday's show packed a lot in. We broke down the jobs most vulnerable to AI and reassured the nurses and chefs that they are safe for now. Australians are spending an average of seven hours a day on their phones and our team has absolutely smashed that number. Listeners called in with their celebrity flight neighbour stories which delivered. We got into the minor inconveniences that completely ruin your day. Misheard lyrics caused chaos as always. The Harry Potter reboot is happening and the new trio's salaries got revealed in today's Glossys which raised some eyebrows. And Samantha Jade came in, dropped a banger, played the women's edition of Sing, and told the story of the time she nearly threw up on stage at her 100th Pretty Woman show in full costume and microphone. Never been told before. We were honoured.

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The average Aussie spends seven hours a day on their phone and we have absolutely smashed that benchmark. Ricki clocks in at seven hours and 34 minutes, down from eight and a half the week before. Jermaine is at eight hours and 42 minutes and is not apologising. Tim is a very smug four hours and 43 minutes but his phone is apparently so boring it would rather be a brick. Speaking of, there is an actual physical lock box you can buy to stop yourself picking up your phone and we think it sounds like torture.

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A new list of the ten jobs most exposed to AI is out and it's almost entirely tech roles: web designers, database architects, financial risk specialists and information security analysts. The executive chef and the nurse who called in can relax. Also: Tim learned Younger You on piano and wants to perform it with Ricky, which is brave given she once told him his guitar playing was "too strummy" mid song at a party. He has not forgotten.

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Beyoncé and Jay-Z left their $400 million superyacht staff a $630,000 tip, which is either the most generous thing we've ever heard or just a completely different planet to the rest of us. Also in today's Glossys: Andrew Garfield has secret burner accounts for doomscrolling and calls them his creeper accounts, Mariah Carey was spotted doing her own groceries in full glam and sunnies which nobody believes for a second, and Paul McCartney dropped a new song with possibly the most stacked guest list in history.

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Monday's show was a big one. Trump was caught on camera rambling about a Sharpie for an uncomfortably long time while a war was happening, and we have the footage. We spun the wheel and played the Emoji game. Office air is apparently making us all ugly and haggard by 4pm. Ricky recapped last night's Australian Idol which delivered as always. Tim went on a genuinely hectic bush walk and lived to tell the tale. We broke down Australia's unwritten rules including the thank you wave, the middle urinal and always going to bed at the same time as your partner. Beyoncé and Jay-Z tipped $630,000 on a superyacht and we are not okay. A man went viral for somehow holding down an unhinged number of jobs at once. And Ricki-Leaks landed with some very hot Sydney gossip that we cannot stop thinking about.

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Thank you wave in traffic. Walk on the left. Click your tongs before the barbie. Let the person with two items go ahead of you at the checkout. Never use the middle urinal. Always go to bed at the same time as your partner. These are not suggestions. A Swiss woman moving to Australia needed all of this explained to her, including the fact that "bring a plate" does not mean bring an actual plate. We are a complex country.

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A woman on TikTok says office air is making her ugly, comparing her 9am glow to her haggard 4pm reality. We relate. Downlights also copped a serve because whoever invented them clearly hates us. But the real bombshell came from a listener whose Botox lady told her that running destroys the fat pockets in your cheeks and she can spot a runner the second they lie down. We quit running in under two seconds and have no regrets.

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A woman in the States got a coffee cup that said "you're extremely hot" and never went back to Starbucks. We think she's overreacting. Listeners call in with their barista flirting stories: one woman shot her shot at a customer named Brad who turned out to be married, and one very patient woman kept going back to her local cafe every single day until the barista finally put his number on a receipt. Four years later they're still together. 

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If you missed any Ricki-Lee & Tim, don’t stress! Our Best of the Week podcast has you covered. We’ve wrapped up all our favourite moments so you can catch up on the highlights and stay in the loop!

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Office behaviour is unhinged. One woman got fired for converting her work cubicle into a DIY sauna with four space heaters and a personal thermometer labelled "trust issues." Another bloke got fired for cooking a full breakfast on an electric fry pan at his desk. Listeners call in with their own: a colleague who takes a Bluetooth speaker into the bathroom and does full karaoke, and someone who photocopied a dog in colour and handed the printout to a child. Also: the unwritten rules of urinal etiquette got a full breakdown and nobody asked for it but here we are.

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We debated the correct way to make packet noodles and Ricky's method was a lot. Listeners called in with their barista flirting stories, including one woman who kept going back every day until he finally put his number on a receipt and they've been together four years. A man in Florida sold his house in five days using only ChatGPT and made $100,000 more than his agent estimated. TSA lines in the US have gotten so long that people are now doing live entertainment to pass the time. We got into the weird things people do at work, including a woman fired for turning her cubicle into a sauna and a bloke who cooked a full fry up at his desk. And in the biggest news of the day, Ricky's husband Rich made her dinner for the very first time. We need details, we need answers, and we need to know if it was egg pizza.

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A man in Florida skipped the real estate agent entirely, used ChatGPT to build his entire selling strategy, priced the house, figured out which rooms to repaint, wrote all the marketing copy and listed it himself. The house sold in five days for $100,000 above what an agent had estimated. Real estate agents are not having a great week.

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Lawrence Mooney stops by ahead of his Full Moon Party shows in Sydney for Comedy Fest. He breaks down the characters: a very confused Malcolm Turnbull discovering beer for the first time, a slick AFL mindset coach who only works with winners and takes all the credit, and a toothless Port Power tragic who has absolutely nothing else going on in his life. No monologues, just all the characters talking to each other on stage. Then we play Quick Draw!

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Thursday's show was packed. Gen Z have officially turned on influencers and are trusting customer reviews instead, which is either very smart or very boring. We spun the wheel for Tim's Top 5 and it was one of the best rounds yet. Ricky got caught lying about her Flybys card at Coles while a stranger tried to steal her points at the checkout. We find out that too many compliments early in dating is apparently a red flag, which is confusing for everyone involved. Rob Irwin may have a new girlfriend according to today's Glossys. And Lawrence Mooney came in to plug his Full Moon Party Sydney shows, played Quick Draw

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Grocery shopping has hit a new low. A woman at Coles tried to scan her Flybuys card on someone else's order at the checkout to steal their points. Ricky panicked, said she didn't have Flybys, immediately regretted it, then had to confess she did. The cost of living crisis has officially made us all criminals.

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A 24 year old woman has gone viral for saving almost $100,000 with one extremely simple hack: just eat eggs and bread. Cut the salon, skip the nails, ditch the fancy groceries, and embrace the egg pizza. We have questions about the farts but we cannot argue with the results.

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Science has confirmed that female frogs fake their own death to avoid unwanted advances during breeding season. Up to a third of them do it. We are in awe. Listeners call in with their own excuses, and one woman from Rooty Hill wins the whole segment by blaming her retainer. Iconic.

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Wednesday's show had everything. Female frogs are faking their own death to avoid male advances and honestly we respect the hustle. Gen Z want paid Green Days off work to touch grass, which went down about as well as you'd expect. Film critic Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his picks for what to watch right now. Jay-Z addressed false rumours in today's Glossys. A listener could not for the life of her say the word "rendezvous." A man in Florida apparently has three penises, and we have named him Three Peen Jean. And Miami has officially banned twerking in public, which feels like a losing battle.

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Gen Z's latest workplace demand is the "Green Day" — a paid day off to go outside, walk barefoot and commune with nature because the office is just too much. Ricky, who works three jobs and pulls 18 hour days on weekends, is not having it. Neither is Tim. If you've got eight hours of sleep and eight hours of work, that still leaves eight hours to go hug a tree on your own time.

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164 service stations across Sydney have no diesel, flights to the Gold Coast cost as much as a trip to the Maldives, and the government is floating a $40 petrol cap that won't even fill half a tank. Ricky also made the mistake of driving to the Gold Coast with three kids under 13 and lived to regret every kilometre of it.

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Dasha swings by to play a game of Sing and chat about her new track Anna. She also opens up about her very Australian fish market experience, and we find out whether she's brave enough to take on a blood sausage.

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A kid ordered 31 cheeseburgers on an app. A football coach is roasting Sydney for the right reasons. A cop is debunking road myths. And a country superstar Dasha joins us for Sing!

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One click purchasing has claimed another victim — Tim's kid accidentally bought over 15 toys on Amazon without breaking a sweat. Turns out it's an epidemic: a kid somewhere ordered 31 cheeseburgers from Maccas, and one brave caller admitted her child accidentally purchased an adult toy online. No further questions.

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Japan's football coach couldn't find a drink after 11pm on Saturday night and had some thoughts about it. We open the phones and Sydney delivers: no coffee shops open past 3pm, no 24 hour public transport, nightmare traffic lights on Parramatta Road, and road rage everywhere. The city we love has some serious explaining to do.

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Luke Hemsworth stops by to chat about Deadlock, his new comedy on Prime Video where he plays a character inspired by TV personalities we love to hate, complete with short shorts and fake tan. He shares how much prep went into the role (a lot of time with a fake rubber croc), why comedy is harder than it looks, and how he stops himself from pitching better lines than the actual award winning writers. All six episodes are streaming now.

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We have the most hectic Ricki-Leaks yet involving a Sydney influencer. We dive into the DUI arrest video that has just released of Justin Timberlake. And, Luke Hemsworth stops by to chat about his new show on Prime Video.

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Twitter turned 20 this weekend, which sends us down memory lane. We share our best Twitter moments: Yoko Ono is apparently still a follower, Follow Fridays were a thing, and Jack Dorsey's first ever tweet was just "twttr." But the best story is Tim grammar-policing Solange Knowles on a public tweet, regretting it instantly, sending it anyway, and somehow living to tell the tale. She replied. He has dined out on it ever since.

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