Ricki‑Lee & Tim

Tim’s oyster decision comes back to haunt him as we hear some truly cooked “I swear” stories, including a horse tranquilizer tale that sounds completely made up. We get into the modern-day versions of Shakespeare, from Virgin River to whatever people reckon counts as a classic today, before checking out the biggest new music dropping this Friday. Peter Helliar drops by to talk all things Chefs Ahoy, while the Glossys brings Madonna, the Pussycat Dolls and Travis Kelce into the mix. Plus, Benny Blanco’s fear of flying, some chaotic Jokes Gone Wild moments and a very unexpected secret to a happy marriage.

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Sheppard are back home in Brisvegas, but they’ve swapped the world stage for Karaoke Bar Fridays! George, Amy and Emma reveal the sibling hierarchy, why George’s meat-smoking career was VERY short-lived, and what it’s like having a new baby in the mix. Then they absolutely send it on Geronimo, with Ricki getting involved in the most important part of the song.

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We hear some absolutely cooked “I swear” stories, including Maddie’s creepy dream that seemingly predicted a teacher’s death and Ben’s wild tale of accidentally getting injected with a horse tranquilizer. Plus, Ben reckons he had a full out-of-body experience and later found the volleyball he’d seen while floating above the vet clinic.

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We get into the weird things that can ruin your life, from NRL footy cards and a husband’s oodie collection to an alarming obsession with Zooroo pets. We hear what people thought only rich families had, find out what listeners are doing that’s considered “soft” and get the latest Glossys before celebrating Tim’s 25 years at Nova. Plus, Today Show reporter Jack Hahn joins us to talk breakfast TV blunders before taking on Ricki in Quick Draw.

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We celebrate Tim’s incredible 25 years at Nova with a surprise message from The Strokes, a very sweet tribute from Ricki and the perfect song to mark the occasion. Plus, we relive Tim’s journey from nervous new DJ to doing his dream job in Sydney.

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We chat to Today Show reporter Jack Hahn about the unspoken rules of the Channel 9 uniform, his dream of being dressed by MJ Bale and some of the funniest breakfast TV blunders. Then Jack takes on Ricki in Quick Draw, where Denny’s dumps, delayed live crosses and a very competitive giraffe showdown all come into play.

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We get into some seriously cooked Aussie TV memories as listeners reveal the moments they still remember, from the Payless Shoes ad to Scott and Charlene’s Neighbours wedding and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. We also uncover a very questionable 1911 guide to kissing, hear what people would cameo in after Taylor Swift’s Law & Order appearance, and find out why some parents are still financially supporting their fully grown children. Plus, we get into the weirdest things people have tried to smuggle into prison and ask why dogs insist on lifting one leg to pee.

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We celebrate 70 years of Aussie TV by revisiting some of the most iconic moments, from Ricki’s Australian Idol heartbreak to Tim’s infamous billion-dollar analogy and Jacket Gate. Plus, listeners share their favourites, including Skippy, Charlene and Scott’s Neighbours wedding, and the absolutely unforgettable OG Sunrise cast performing “Where Is The Love?”

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We discover an absolutely cooked 1911 guide explaining how men should kiss a woman, from the dreamy eye contact to the very specific instructions about holding her chin. But apparently none of it matters unless she’s been chewing the “antiseptic” gum that makes kissing safe.

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We unpack a Sydney band’s ambitious attempt to play nine gigs in 12 hours and hear from listeners about the weird things they eat every single day. We revisit the debate over inner monologues, hear how listeners have pushed through everything from a fractured knee to getting their period on a 15km kayak trip, and ask couples for the secrets behind long marriages. Plus, we chat to Kate Langbroek about tracing her family history in Jamaica with Shaun Micallef.

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We chat to Kate Langbroek about travelling to Jamaica with Sean Micallef to explore her family history, including the hilarious moment she found herself sweeping coffee beans while Sean told her she’d missed a bit. Plus, Tim reveals his very white Ancestry.com results and admits Kate’s No Filter podcast is now his go-to soundtrack for the gym.

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We get into the bizarre question of what you actually hear when you think, with Ricki convinced everyone must hear their own voice while Tim apparently has nothing but blissful silence going on upstairs. Listeners weigh in on their inner monologues, including one who says she’s arguing with people in her head 24/7, especially when she’s angry.

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Food poisoning, a wedding ending in a toe being cut off and a very expensive US Open sandwich make for a seriously cooked morning. We hear about the ridiculous things listeners have spent big money on, from ice cream and slime to Disneyland headbands, before asking who they’ve paid to meet and greet. Ricki’s Mailbag gets a very unexpected Hanson update, while Jokes Gone Wild and Quickie bring some seriously chaotic listener moments. Plus, we hear some very proud parent stories, including a five-hour drive for a first soccer goal and a kid staying incredibly positive after an injury.

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How much did you pay for what, where? We hear from listeners who’ve dropped absolutely cooked amounts on Disneyland headbands, $70 slime and a very questionable $40 worth of Mr Whippy. Plus, Ricki and Tim debate whether a $53 sandwich at the US Open is actually worth it, and Ricki reveals the most offensively expensive Coke Zero she’s ever had.

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We open the monthly mailbag and get a very sweet message from a mum whose daughter has trichotillomania, after Ricki shared her own struggles with losing eyelashes. Then Lauren from Mona Vale sends in her famous chilli jam, which is apparently so good we’re officially ignoring the rule about not eating food from listeners. Plus, Tim receives the perfect gift for his recent vom-heavy era: a box of medical-grade Pukes bags.

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Joe Jonas missed his flight to Melbourne so we are on Jonas watch. Plus, we speak with Sandra Sully on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and the chaotic scenes she dealt with as the only Aussie reporting on it live. Later on, we hear about the best prizes you've ever won and speak to the granddaughter of the first woman to deliver bread on a horse... yes you read that right! And, don't miss Friday Karaoke with Aussie superstars Sneaky Sound System!!

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A man has won $8 million on his birthday. So we got some callers to tell us the best thing they have ever won! Plus, step aside Australian Idol... Ricki-Lee reveals the other idol she won.

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It is 25 years since 9/11 and Sandra Sully was the only person in Australia reporting on it. She tells us about the surreal moments it happened, including the 7min turnaround between receiving the footage and getting it on air. 

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Did Manu just ruin his relationship? Manu Feildel and his wife Clarissa Weerasena are in to play 'quick draw' before Manu makes a hilarious blunder in front of his wife. Plus, we hear about all of your most lazy dinners and wildest pet names... Chairman Meow anyone? Also on the show, Jermaine, our social media man and Apple expert, calls in from LA to give us the scoop on the new iPhone!

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People are going viral for sharing their lazy dinners. So we got callers in to give their laziest dinner. Rice & butter, bread & cheese and just frozen peas! Welcome to lazy town everybody!

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Sometimes money conversions can be tricky! But this is a whole new level. We get callers to give us their accidental big spends! Including a $500 cake and a man who accidentally transferred to a charity account instead of his own!

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On today's show we hear about the weirdest request you have had from a boss! Plus, a US sperm bank has revealed the highly specific requirements they have for their donors. Then, callers chime in with their petty deal breakers in their relationship. Later on, a cute caller has Ricki stumped! And finally, Ricki-Lee's childhood crush has reached out... and Ricki is NOT coping!

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A man in Ricki-Lee's favourite show was asked to spray tan his boss! We discussed the craziest requests you've ever received at work. Including Sarah's unbelievable 9/11 request! Plus, we had some callers give their VERY unusual requests... 

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Sperm banks in the United States are now denying men who are shorter than 5ft 9! Do our short kings need more love? We got callers to give their most superficial preference, including white teeth and bald heads!

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How old is too old to keep partying? A 96-year old granny has been called out for partying too hard! Plus, we settle the debate once and for all whether butter should be on peanut butter toast. And, can you say Woolloomooloo backwards? Later on, we hear your nightmare 2nd child stories!

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A man has been spotted shaving his legs at Bondi Beach! So we hear about the craziest acts you've seen in public. Clipping nails on a bus? Running in a suit? Need I say more!

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The debate has been raging in the office! Butter or no butter on peanutbutter toast? Ricki-Lee and Tim seemed to have reached a concensus but the rest of the team seem to disagree. Then we receive some callers who have even more outrageous toast claims!

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We chat to a Qantas passenger about the terrifying moment their plane’s engine burst into flames, then Aryna Sabalenka calls out a fan for allegedly smoking the devil’s lettuce during a match. We hear from listeners who were there for Jai Arrow’s emotional 100th game and ask about your side hustles, including one listener making more than $300 from a single plant. Plus, we find out why one listener’s boyfriend took an entire week off work to play Grand Theft Auto.

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We hear from listeners who were there for Jai Arrow’s emotional 100th game, as 41,000 fans, his teammates and Wayne Bennett rallied around him in an unforgettable show of love and support.

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We chat to Kriti, who was on a Qantas flight from Queenstown to Sydney when flames started bursting from the engine just 10 minutes after takeoff. With the plane shaking, passengers screaming and the engine visibly on fire, the flight was forced to divert to Christchurch for an emergency landing.

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We get into Father’s Day mode with dad song dedications, bizarre wedding day disasters and the question every couple secretly wants answered: do you pee in front of your partner? We unpack the highest-selling albums, the latest Glossys and why Ricki once dressed her dad up as Shania Twain. Plus, Angus & Julia Stone join us for Karaoke Bar Fridays and perform a stripped-back version of “Choosin’ Texas” live in the studio.

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We chat with Angus & Julia Stone on album release day, hear why they’d rather spend their time making music than playing shows, and get some advice for young artists. Plus, they perform a beautiful stripped-back version of Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” live in the studio for Karaoke Bar Fridays.

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We ask the big question: do you pee in front of your partner? We hear from couples on both sides, including one who has no problem leaving the bathroom door open and another who says you need to save the mystery.

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We kick things off with the best season debate and hear some seriously close calls from listeners who nearly carked it. We unpack everything from Alex Warren admitting he farts on stage to the weirdest things people can’t say, then catch up with Callan Boys for Where Are We Eating? We’re joined by Joel and Jenny Creasey ahead of their new show at the Factory Theatre, before they take on Ricki in Quick Draw.

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We’re joined by Joel and his mum Jenny Creasey to chat about their new show, their chaotic time performing together and why Jenny once got in trouble for drinking on stage. Then the Creasey team takes on Ricki in Quick Draw, with Jenny absolutely smashing it after her first ever Sydney flat white.

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We chat to Alex Warren about the unexpected downside of singing your heart out on stage, after he admits he farts during performances. Plus, we investigate whether Ricki has ever had the same problem and discuss why plane farts are apparently the most liberating farts of all time.

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We are talking about the wild ways people have been using ChatGPT, from getting medical insurance claims approved and hospital bills reduced to scoring refunds and even finding legal loopholes. Plus, one listener reveals her mum used AI to create a family photo with all her kids together, despite everyone living in different places.

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We kick off Wednesday with the Sydney ferry strike causing chaos, find out what it’s like to be a test passenger on a Jetstar flight and put Tim through another round of Tim’s Top Five. We chat about the things dads absolutely do not need for Father’s Day, get the latest TV recommendations from Bruce Isaacs and hear listeners reveal the hilariously lazy things happening in their homes. Plus, we get into the latest entertainment news, answer some very random questions from the kids and find out the weird and wonderful ways people are using ChatGPT.

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We’re inducting some very deserving new citizens into LazyTown, including one mum whose son went back to bed after she woke him up for uni, and a woman whose daughter bought a remote control for her Kindle so she never has to move her hands in bed. Plus, we debate whether office workers are really only productive for 2 hours and 53 minutes a day.

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Father's Day is this weekend, so we hear the best dad advice you've ever been given, from surprisingly wise to completely cooked. We unpack the bizarre world of pheromone maxxing and ask what young people are doing that we simply don't understand. Michelle Obama sparks a big conversation after admitting she didn't miss her kids while they were at school, while a woman discovers her co-worker is actually the son she lost 30 years ago. Plus, we chat with Anthony Callea.

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Anthony Callea joined us to chat about his new Connection Tour, why he gets more nervous performing as he gets older and the special relationship he’s built with Australian Idol winner Harlan. We also heard about his plans to strip the tour back with acoustic performances, plenty of stories and even some looping. Then Anthony took on Ricki in a very competitive game of Sing, featuring songs about connection, and somehow came out on top.

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We tried to understand some of the bizarre things young people are doing these days, starting with pheromone maxing, where apparently skipping showers is meant to make you more attractive. We also got our heads around the whole “talking stage” of relationships, where you can apparently sleep together without actually being boyfriend and girlfriend. Then listeners revealed the other slang and habits they just cannot understand, from being “zesty” and “selling” to sending each other photos of absolutely nothing on Snapchat.

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We got emotional over Ricki’s Sydney Marathon story, then spoke to Phil Brent, who was the fastest person to complete the marathon dressed as a turtle. We got into some spectacular DIY fails, before opening the Proud Parent Hotline and hearing what Sydney parents are most proud of their kids for.

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Ricki got weirdly emotional watching the Sydney Marathon on Sunday, seeing thousands of people pushing themselves through something so difficult while complete strangers lined the streets cheering them on. Then she spotted my auntie on the course and watched her tracker as she smashed through the 16K and 36K marks, which absolutely sent me over the edge. We also got into the other random things that make us cry, from kids getting older to emotional Armageddon moments and wholesome Instagram reels.

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Ricki and Tim hear about the things listeners have tried to DIY, only for them to spectacularly DI-die. We hear from one bloke whose garden patch collapsed after refusing his father-in-law’s help, and another whose husband accidentally super-glued his own eye while trying to fix the roof lining of their Commodore. Ricki also reveals her mum once tried to super-glue her veneers back on after a rib-related incident, proving that some DIY jobs really should be left to the professionals.

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We kicked things off with the Sydney Marathon and asked what we absolutely needed to bring for a 42km run, before chatting to the Aussie founders who chased Harry Styles through New York to hand him their merch. We got into some wild listener stories, including where people have done it and the landmarks they’d happily get married at, while New Music Friday brought a stack of fresh tracks. Plus, we heard from a bloke who accidentally bought non-alcoholic gin and called the cops.

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Ricki and Tim hear from listeners about the weirdest places they’ve had sex after an Aussie man was arrested for allegedly doing it on a driveway in Bali. From a resort spa in the Maldives to behind the boat sheds at a Caribbean park, the callers are proving that sometimes the mood just takes over. The only takeaway is clear: get it done if you must, but maybe don’t pick a Bali driveway.

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Two Aussie entrepreneurs spotted Harry Styles casually walking through New York and decided they had one shot to get their brand into his hands. After a quick wine-fuelled debate, they dropped everything and chased him for about a kilometre with a gift bag, eventually convincing Harry to take it. The best part? He was incredibly polite about the whole thing, even introducing himself before reluctantly accepting the merch.

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The King’s Guard surprised everyone with a very unexpected performance of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5, before we found out which celebrities have actually written back to people who reached out to them. Callan Boys told Sydney where we should be eating, heard from a kid who couldn’t believe he was breastfed, and found out what made ordinary people accidental heroes. Plus, listeners revealed their biggest transport disasters, from dodgy U-turns to a plane having to turn around, and Leigh Sales joined Ricki and Tim to celebrate 30 years of Australian Story and take on Quick Draw.

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Ricki and Tim wanted to know which celebrities have actually written back to fans, and the stories got surprisingly wholesome. One listener revealed Georgie Parker gave her some beautiful advice when she was dreaming of becoming an actress, while another scored Anderson .Paak tickets and an invite to his after-party. Plus, Eminem shared a private note Dolly Parton had sent him, and we discovered that when Dolly was in Melbourne, she chose a KFC bucket under a tree over a fancy dinner.

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Leigh Sales joins Ricki and Tim to celebrate 30 years of Australian Story and reveals how much she’s been missing Dolly Parton, while Ricki discovers Leigh has interviewed almost everyone on her wish list. Then it’s time for Quick Draw, where Leigh comes out swinging and gets increasingly competitive before an absolutely chaotic final round. Tim somehow thinks his toilet habits are worth discussing on air, and Leigh walks away victorious after answering “Cluedo” before anyone else could blink.

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Ricki and Tim investigate why Australians suddenly sound completely ridiculous when they try to sing R&B songs in their natural accent. After deciding Missy Higgins is apparently the only Australian singer who can get away with it, Ricki takes on some of the biggest R&B hits, including Usher, Beyoncé and Boyz II Men.

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Ricki and Tim want to know the important stuff: how do you actually sleep? They discover some people sleep in PJs, some sleep completely nude, and one woman shares her bed with four sausage dogs, creating what sounds like the world's warmest slumber party. The callers then have to sing their answer to the tune of Sam Smith's How Do You Sleep?, leading to some very committed performances. Meanwhile, Tim reveals he sleeps in boxers with pockets, because apparently even bedtime needs storage.

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We investigate what really happens when you open an aeroplane door after a long-haul flight, and the answer involves "farty bum and bed breath." Listeners reveal the wildly overrated things they can't believe everyone loves, then tell us what their pets have eaten, including some truly cursed items. We also hear some spectacular dumb-dumb moments, including a woman who walked out of a shop without her baby, before Zan Rowe drops by to play Sing! and chat about the new season of Take 5.

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Zan Rowe joins Ricki and Tim to chat about the new season of Take 5, including what it's like getting huge stars like Sir Paul McCartney and Shania Twain to open up about the five songs that shaped their lives. Then things get competitive when Zan takes on Ricki in a game of Sing!, with songs from artists she's interviewed, including Missy Higgins, Paul McCartney, Lorde and the Spice Girls. Ricki also takes the opportunity to finally apologise to Zan for drunkenly screaming along to Coldplay at a concert, before revealing she later vomited in her husband's hat.

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If you've ever wondered what it smells like when an aeroplane door opens after a long-haul flight, former ground crew worker Trish from Cronulla has the answer, and it's not pretty. She says the worst offenders are the Perth red-eye flights, which apparently arrive smelling like a combination of "farty bum and bed breath." Ricki and Tim investigate whether long-haul flights are just as bad, with Trish confirming that all the late-night wine, beer and beer burps definitely don't help. Tim is horrified, while Ricki presumably starts questioning every flight she's ever taken.

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Tim discovers the woman behind the voice of Sydney Trains, while the Sydney Marathon finds itself at the centre of a spectacular clerical error involving the wrong Allianz Stadium. We hear some truly painful examples of people getting the fine print very, very wrong, including a travel agent who accidentally signed off an email with a rather unfortunate typo. There are also some classic parent panic stories about losing kids in public, plus Chris Hemsworth and Idris Elba apparently getting into a fight.

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Ricki and Tim are back talking clerical errors, and this time there are some absolute beauties. The Sydney Marathon has accidentally put a German football stadium on its finisher's medal, while a Coles pricing glitch briefly turned $100 cases of booze into a very tempting $27 bargain. Listeners then reveal their own disasters, including an electrician who accidentally registered himself as an "electrical conractor" and a mum who managed to spell her daughter's name incorrectly on her birth certificate. But nothing beats Diana, who accidentally sent two elderly customers a letter thanking them for "bonking with Focus Travel."

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Tim has discovered that the voice he’s heard announcing Sydney Trains for years is not Gretel Killeen, and he is absolutely devastated. Taylor Owynns is the actual voice behind the iconic announcements and reveals she’s been doing them for around 20 years, even having to call post offices to find out how to pronounce some tricky country town names. She explains how the announcements are recorded and why her voice was perfect for stitching all those little pieces together. And, naturally, Ricki and Tim couldn't let her leave without getting her to deliver a very special train announcement for them.

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Nikki Webster joins us to celebrate 25 years of Strawberry Kisses, including a very sweet full-circle moment involving her daughter. We induct some seriously committed citizens into Lazy Town, then put Tim through the wringer with Tim’s Top 5. Two myna birds cause chaos and cuteness after being spotted riding a train, before we find out who absolutely cannot follow instructions when someone says, "don't bring anything."

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Nikki Webster is celebrating 25 years of Strawberry Kisses, and the nostalgia is hitting hard. She looks back on the 2000 Olympics, reveals Kylie Minogue, Tina Arena and John Farnham were some of her biggest inspirations, and talks about re-releasing the iconic song on vinyl. But the sweetest part is seeing her daughter now performing Strawberry Kisses alongside her, with Nikki admitting it was an emotional full-circle moment watching her take over. There was just one problem: the phone line was absolutely cooked, and Ricki and Tim are pretty sure Nikki wasn't hanging from the Olympic Stadium.

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Scientists reckon doing absolutely nothing could actually help you live longer, which is fantastic news for the citizens of Lazy Town. Ricki and Tim hear from listeners who have taken laziness to elite levels, including sisters who used their younger siblings to do their chores without ever handing over the promised prizes. Then there’s Scott, who has cracked the ultimate lazy hack by sleeping on top of his bedding so he doesn't have to make the bed in the morning. Tim is ready to embrace the lifestyle, while Ricki is still traumatised by the idea of leaving food on the table after eating.

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A SpaceX rocket has turned up off Christmas Island, while Kelly Clarkson reveals the very unfortunate fine print that came with winning American Idol. We find out why men are "voicemaxxing" to impress dates, Callan Boys gives us the latest Sydney food intel, and Morgan Evans drops in as the new Australian Idol judge to take on Quick Draw. Plus, apparently we're all one bad contract away from discovering something we really should have read.

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Kelly Clarkson reveals she didn't realise winning American Idol came with the delightful bonus of having to make a movie, proving that sometimes you really should read the fine print. Ricki and Tim dive into other celebrity contract disasters before listeners share their own stories, including one woman who lost her licence because she missed a tiny detail about P-plate speeding rules. But the real nightmare belongs to Lauren's mum, who innocently drank a cup of "Ballerina Tea" without reading what it actually does, only to discover the hard way that it's basically a laxative in a teabag.

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A SpaceX rocket has turned up just off the coast of Christmas Island, and the footage is so ridiculous it looks like AI. Ricki and Tim chat to Christmas Island’s tourism chair David Watchorn, who reveals the rocket actually landed pretty much exactly where it was meant to before being towed closer to the island for recovery. The locals are now heading out on boats to get a look, while David also tries to convince everyone that Christmas Island is worth a visit, with 150 million red crabs, jungle, coral reefs and the occasional rocket making an appearance.

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We hear about some absolutely brutal ways people have been dumped, proving there are apparently still people who think breaking up via text is too personal. There’s also a wild fish and chip shop story, Bruce Isaacs gives us his TV picks for the week, and Ricki discovers the one thing women apparently cannot stop doing to their partners. Dr Suzy Miller explains why certain songs get permanently lodged in our brains, before we hear about a woman who spent a whopping $35,000 on teeth that went horribly wrong.

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Ricki has discovered the one thing women apparently cannot resist doing when walking behind their partners, and she needs to know she’s not alone. The phones light up as women confess to the same bizarre habit, while Tim is completely baffled until the answer is revealed. Soon, other women are piling on with their own versions, including one that involves a very unfortunate "card declined" situation. Ricki is finally able to relax knowing this is apparently a widespread condition.

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We debate the things we absolutely refuse to pay for, after a Northern Sydney fish and chip shop cops backlash for charging $28 for a large bag of wedges. We hear from listeners who won't pay for bottled water at restaurants, while one of us reveals they'd rather Uber into the city than pay for parking. Plus, the cost of living has everyone questioning what things are actually worth spending money on.

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What don’t you give a **** about? One guy has absolutely no interest in work meetings, while Jermaine and Ricki take on the Whisper Challenge with some questionable results. We find out which YouTube clips listeners can never resist, then Ricki reveals some of her weirdest ChatGPT conversations. Dogs can now officially witness weddings in the US, and we finish by hearing about listeners’ finest dumb dumb moments.

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Ricki and Tim reveal their go-to YouTube clips, from the iconic “Boom Boom Boom” woman and “I'm a Snake” to chaotic live performances and the Vines absolutely destroying the stage on Letterman. They also discover that some of their favourite internet moments have officially been inducted into the National Sound Archive, making their questionable YouTube habits culturally significant.

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From a cat secretly living in a five-star hotel during a cyclone to a man who regularly takes his birds on the train to visit the Opera House, Sydney's pet stories are next level. Ricki and Tim unpack America's growing obsession with taking pets everywhere, including the wild idea of letting dogs legally witness weddings. Plus, we hear about falcons flying in economy and the very complicated logistics of taking a cat on holiday.

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It’s a post-Logies day, and Ricki has a very relatable wrap of the night after her hand started swelling and she had to call it early, proving she’s truly in her 40s era. We hear about an Aussie tourist taking on a litterer in Indonesia, then ask listeners about the weirdest times they’ve been attacked by animals after a fisherman copped it from an octopus, including one woman whose wart was nibbled off by a duck. Tim also reveals the childhood movie that absolutely terrified him, before Logie winner Ally Langdon calls in to celebrate her win.

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Ricki and Tim want to know when you've had enough and actually told someone off, from angry drivers and litterers to a medical receptionist putting a rude patient in their place. They hear from a woman who got busted for walking her dogs on a school oval and a passenger who finally snapped after a fellow traveller took over his seat. Plus, Tim reveals the time he was told off by two elderly Paul McCartney fans for talking too much during the concert.

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Ricki and Tim unpack the wildest moments from the Logies, including Robert Irwin absolutely smashing his hosting debut and joining Peking Duck on stage after they successfully manifested it on the show. Ricki reveals the glamorous reality of the night, from the red carpet and fancy dinner to going home with swollen hands because she couldn't get her borrowed diamond rings off. Plus, she reveals just how hungover she was getting ready for the biggest night of Australian television.

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Ricki admits she's completely hooked on Embarrassing Bodies, while a new survey reveals Sydneysiders are spending more than $100 on a single date. It's New Music Friday with fresh tracks to add to your playlist, Peking Duck celebrate the release of their long awaited debut album, and Robert Irwin swings by to chat crocodiles, the Logies, and the surprise he's teasing for Sunday night's show.

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Robert Irwin drops in fresh from catching crocodiles in Cape York and reveals how he's preparing for the biggest night of Australian TV. He spills on hosting the Logies, his Gold Logie nomination, why his body's already sore from rehearsals, and whether he'll join Peking Duck on stage. Plus, he settles the ultimate debate by revealing which Spice Girl he really is.

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Peking Duk finally drop their long awaited debut album after years of hit singles, and Rubens reveals why now was the right time. The boys also spill the details on their pirate ship album launch, tease their huge Logies performance, and hatch a plan to get Robert Irwin on stage with them. Plus, they give away tickets to one of the most unique album parties of the year.

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Gen Z has officially abandoned the laughing emoji for something far more confusing, while one husband returns from Bali with a three metre wooden shark that absolutely nobody asked for. Ricki, Tim and Jermaine put their communication skills to the test in a disastrous Whisper Challenge, before Rosso drops in for a fiercely funny game of Quick Draw. Plus, the Logies campaign gets serious, and the bin chicken invasion has Sydney sharing their most chaotic ibis encounters.

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Taronga Zoo might have introduced them, but now the bin chicken rules Sydney. After an ibis wandered into a restaurant and was unceremoniously thrown out, Ricki and Tim hear the wildest stories of these feathery troublemakers stealing burgers, terrorising kids, taking over backyards and leaving lifelong trauma in their wake. If you've ever underestimated an ibis, think again.

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If you've been nominated for a Logie and you're listening... Ricki and Tim are giving away free airtime. From Mel Tracina and Shayna Blaze to Sarah Abo and Michelle Brazier, the stars line up to shamelessly campaign for votes, with one nominee even hoping to prove an old school bully wrong. It's a gloriously chaotic, last minute election campaign, and everyone wants your vote.

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A millionaire pays Akon to perform Lonely on repeat, a pub thief is caught red-handed pinching a Guinness bar mat, and Ricki and Tim want to know what you've "accidentally" taken home. Plus, there's fresh drama over whether babies should need tickets to concerts, listeners share their stories of being the youngest person at a gig, and why Penrith and Lane Cove are having a serious celebrity moment thanks to Dominic Purcell, Nicole Kidman and Peter Overton.

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A baby monitor helped crack an alleged drug operation, so Ricki and Tim asked listeners about the wildest things their cameras have captured. From a missing diamond ring that was seemingly stolen by a delivery driver, to an overconfident mum wiping out on a skateboard, the stories kept getting better. Tim also reveals the surprising things he used to overhear through his baby monitor, while Ricki shares the neighbour who brazenly helped themselves to her front garden.

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Lane Cove Public School celebrated 150 years in style with birthday messages from former students Nicole Kidman and Peter Overton. Ricki and Tim chat to the organiser behind the big celebration, who reveals Peter completely stole the show with a hilarious childhood story, while Nicole checked in from Greece with a heartfelt video message. It turns out having two superstar alumni makes for one unforgettable school birthday.

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Miley Cyrus might not live in Penrith, but thanks to her mum's marriage to Dominic Purcell, she's officially got a connection to the Riff. Ricki and Tim ask listeners why they're fiercely proud of their suburb, and Penrith locals make a pretty convincing case with riverside walks, great food and plenty of local pride. Plus, Tim considers getting his suburb tattooed on himself, while Ricki wonders if it's finally time to spend a day exploring Sydney's fastest-growing hotspot.

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Stress relief has officially gone to new heights, with Gen Z apparently choosing skydiving over therapy, while Ricki and Tim discover Australia's favourite pub meal. They unpack the bizarre conspiracy theories taking over the internet, including Donald Trump's suspicious new hair, and the hefty fines waiting for anyone who gets cheeky on Census Night. Plus, an overexcited footballer celebrates a goal in spectacularly painful fashion, influencers find a sneaky new way to score free drinks, and Matty J and Ashton from Two Doting Dads join the gang for a chaotic round of Sing.

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Donald Trump's hair, Usher's alleged clone, and light bulbs that were supposedly designed to last forever. Ricki and Tim dive headfirst into some of the internet's wildest conspiracy theories and quickly discover everyone has a favourite. Listeners call in with the theories they swear by, from The Simpsons predicting the future to appliances mysteriously dying just after the warranty expires. The only question is... which ones are actually worth believing?

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Census Night rolls around, and while most people are dreading the paperwork, Tim is strangely excited. The team discovers the official Census campaign has dropped a hilariously catchy song, so Tim gives it the full pop star treatment with a performance nobody asked for but everyone needed. They also chat about making a night of filling out the forms, why you definitely shouldn't try to be funny on your Census, and the hefty fines waiting for anyone who doesn't play by the rules.

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It’s Tim’s birthday, and while his mum came through with an air fryer, Ricki’s present was a little more personal. Sarah discovers she’s on WikiFeet, so naturally we need to know whether her rating is better than Ricki’s. We also investigate the alarming trend of things getting smaller, from Pringles to anything else listeners reckon has been shrinking, before a Ring camera story leaves everyone questioning what exactly is going on at home.

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For Tim's 45th birthday, Ricki had the impossible task of finding a gift for someone who already has everything. After a surprise message from one of his favourite radio personalities, she revealed the present he'd been waiting years to receive. It wasn't expensive, rare or hard to find, but it meant more than any new record ever could. Safe to say, Tim was genuinely touched... even if Ricki still couldn't resist roasting him along the way.

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Ricki takes a nostalgic trip through David Jones and is shocked by what's still around and what has quietly disappeared. The team debates whether a Shaboozey fan should have surrendered her front row spot to a young concertgoer, before diving into New Music Friday and catching up with the always delightful Poh. Then Tim accidentally blurts out "love you" at exactly the wrong moment, inspiring listeners to share their own painfully awkward slip-ups. Plus, Bachelor Girl stop by for Karaoke Bar Friday, joining Ricki for a stunning live performance of Buses and Trains.

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The iconic Bachelor Girl stopped by to talk about their new album 'Waiting For The Day: Artist Sessions' releasing today, and sang 'Buses & Trains' with Ricki for Karaoke Bar Fridays!

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The front row turned into a battleground at a Shaboozey concert after one fan refused to give up her spot for a child. Ricki and Tim put the debate to listeners, asking whether getting there first beats making a young fan's day. The calls were split, with some saying "bugger off" and others insisting kids should always get a better view. Where do you stand?

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Poh Ling Yeow drops by ahead of the MasterChef grand finale and teases the tiny, fiddly challenge that could decide this year's winner. She also reveals why she's given up cooking elaborate dinners for friends, while Tim proudly defends his very serious home chef routine, complete with apron, tea towel and restaurant-worthy plating. Plus, Poh spills on Logies prep, event TV, and why Sunday's finale is one you won't want to miss.

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The team dives into Miranda Kerr's surprisingly hardcore diet, including the breakfast choice nobody saw coming, before Callan Boys shares exactly what should be on your plate this week. The excitement continues as the new NSW Origin coach is announced, sparking plenty of chat about the future of the Blues. Plus, kids are turning social media into serious side hustles, Melanie C reminisces about Spice Girls mania, and Matt Preston serves up stories from behind the scenes of MasterChef and his latest foodie adventures.

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Melanie C joins Ricki and Tim to relive the Spice Girls glory days, reveals what she really thinks about the group's biggest moments, and weighs in on the questions fans have been arguing about for years.

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Kmart's sold out Meta-style smart glasses have everyone scrambling, while listeners explain why they're obsessed with the budget buy. Ricki can't believe a bloke who casually caught a bird inside a bottle shop, inspiring stories of the biggest flukes listeners have ever pulled off. Bruce Isaacs shares his top TV picks for the week, a nurse's jiu-jitsu skills leave Ricki seriously impressed, and the team hears about the celebrity visits schools will never forget. Plus, one fancy dress costume in Moore Park takes a spectacular turn when a replica handgun attracts the wrong kind of attention.

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Here's a little sneak peek of our full chat with Melanie C on the show tomorrow.

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Tim and Ricki react to Jetstar's controversial plan to charge for carry-on luggage and quickly discover just how far people will go to dodge baggage fees. From overstuffed backpacks to wearing half your wardrobe onto the plane, listeners know all the tricks. The team debates whether the changes are fair, or just another travel headache waiting to happen.

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A dramatic breakup on a busy Sydney street has Ricki and Tim asking just how messy a split can really get. They also dive into the latest I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! rumours, catch up with Gretel Killeen ahead of the new season of The Traitors, and discover Tim's surprisingly wholesome new obsession at home.

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