NYMPHOWARS

The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!

The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.

Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood.  They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from. 

Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.

The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!

This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?

Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways. 

Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!

The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!

Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes

The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist

Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend. 

Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process

This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.

This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!

It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past??? 

The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!

The girls take questions from the rabble and then introduce the world to a very special game. Their friendship is sorely tested. Can either trans survive without the other? Can they make up before Macy's Birthday?? Tune in for a thrilling and heartwarming episode of Nymphowars with special guests. 

This episode is sponsored by Games. "Games. Want to play a fun game? Try Games." 

The girls visit their friend M in her hotel room, where she is recovering from major elective surgery. One thing leads to another and Theda ends up having a great revelation. A low key chatty episode to kick off the holiday season. Just hang out. 

Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.

The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.

Join Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS".  We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.

Magda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).  

Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny. 

This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit Flylady.net for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"

I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that???

This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks. 

This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds. 

Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS

Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls. 

Exploring the Ariana Grande. James Ivory's old yellow jizz. Chelsea Clinton locks up her mom. Whether you're gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life, just remember this one thing: you are nothing and will always be nothing to me. Teamster talk. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Britney Spears and the 5 smells. 

Big sexy man hits up Macy to invite her to "please come to Bi Orgy." Hamm, big slut, will do anything for love. The sexy girls reminisce about sexuality during drag times. All this and more on very special episode of NYMPHOWARS

Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!

The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche

Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday

The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!

Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show. 

Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses!  Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today).  We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in the long run trust us! We love you so much, keep strokin, and say hi to Kathy when you see her!

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)

In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest

The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program.  Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.

Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality

This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.

This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men

This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK.  Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio.  Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!

Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too late?

Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!

Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.

Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.

If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how she spent the pandemic.

Theda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean the place up together and get back into the groove.

Theda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her callers alone back in the KNFW studio. Fortunately Sharon has a radio extender tower on hand, and Theda is able to call into Macy and get some much needed advice on lesbian lovemaking. Meanwhile Sharon's trans kid Bunny needs some advice of her own, and she thinks Theda might be just the one to give it. 

Macy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either be granted her dearest wish, or she will die. There can be no way of knowing which outcome will triumph. Fortunately her Saturn is in return -- as a lowlife janitor reveals his deep secret, and pays the price. 

The road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances.  But here is a full length episode from their Patreon offerings!

Macy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.  

Magic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message from beyond the grave.

In this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.

Oh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable terror pops by.

Patreon: https://patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

The gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lowndes.  Dr. Buccal calls in to shed some light on his controversial new surgery, and a "Friends" reboot may be in the offing! 

After a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them both a massage at the same time. Hijinks ensue. 

All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see.  One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!

The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey.

Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!

Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time!

And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever. 

The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day. 

On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...

The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.

Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis. 

Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say. 

Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here. 

When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)* She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart is breakin', but I just keep on sayin'

*Starbucks is a coffee company and coffeehouse chain that was founded in 1971. Since its inception, Starbucks has become one of the most successful companies in the world, with a market cap of over $84 billion in 2020. The general public is consuming more coffee than ever, with countless customers going to Starbucks for their drinks.

What Ludacris is really trying to say, though, is that he doesn’t need to rely on the caffeine in coffee to fully wake up in the mornings. Caffeine, common in many drinks including coffee, affects one’s brain in a way that makes the consumer more alert. Thus, coffee is mostly consumed earlier in the day or late at night.

Whether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in the history of the world from the little springy ring you know and love...caribiner (in collaboration with Huda Beauty). And callers *weigh* in on a crucial question -- just what does the word ____ refer to? ripped illegally from the airwaves and uploaded here every week...it's KNFW.

When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It’s your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection and a surprise pirate broadcast from California Courtney. As they say in Hollywood: Garfunkel and Oates will always be rich.

An exhausting diva call-in from all around the world. Detroit, LA, Dubai...these are just some the locales visited by our hard working listeners on the road. Lovers of the 90s will enjoy a trip down memory lane with one very special ex stripper and professional widow -- who calls herself the daughter of the witches that we couldn't burn..the one and only "Courtney" from LA...who has got a lot of love to give, if you know what I mean. 

The gals are back at the KNFW offices and it’s back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth cooking outlaws, Macy dates a therapist, and TD Bank has a green and white color scheme.

This week, the gals talk star sightings on Fire Island, the lasting legacy of AHS, and Bjork's most shocking turn yet as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlement Prefer Organs!

It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the maudlin nature of present day press cycles.

This is a story about a girl named Bunny.  We're talkin Joker origin stories, big dolls, and Justin Long!

We're talkin' big steamin mounds...and I'm not talking about the movie "Blonde"! But we cover that as well, along with digital monkey pox inseminations, cookware, and Andrew Domenik's new employment program.

Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mirren in this latest edition of Amuse Douche!

Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't important...and neither are the questions! Join us on another exciting installment of Amuse Douche!

We're still in our Amuse Douche era, sis! This time we talk Leo D, Wacky Tilda, and Tom Perrotta's opus "Little Children"!

Heyyyy...How y'all doin? We have a gap in programming because our schedules have been crazy, but we are filling the gap with these beautiful, flavorful bites called "Amuse Douche"'s! We'll be back soon with the wonderful world of KNFW.

A woman's face is much like a canvas to makeup artist Scott Barnes, who learned about the joys of man on man sexual love while working with pop singer and actress Jennifer Lopez on a special technique Barnes refers to as "underpainting." Today on Fresh Air, I'll be speaking to Mr. Barnes about his new makeup product: yellow blush. My name is Terry Gross, and this....is KNFW

Ann Dowd stops by and talks about a bunch of baloney. Scott Barnes, Fashion Week, Giardia, and a call from a girl whose boyfriend won't stop showing off. 

This week, the girls are talkin’ Beyoncé Dump Meals, Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Ass, and the great proctologist Dr. Eli Rothschild. British trucker (G/J)illian calls in with a whale of a problem, and some hot new blockbusters get a good old end of summer shoutout.