One Two Three Jokes

The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue! We're all warmed up and ready for whatever goes down in this episode featuring a real estate mistake, what's considered sex, and a beer that's insensitive to people with sensitivities.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Silence your notifications so you can listen to this episode featuring parents blowing up their kids' phones, a nude woman in the library, and an interesting name for a baseball team.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a g'day for comedy, mates! We've got an Australian-themed episode for you featuring the Titanic 2, an unorthodox method to relieve pain during child birth, and the cost of taking your baby to the Pink concert. Throw another Vegemite on the Bluey, ya crikeys!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a numbers game in this episode featuring noisy fish sex, a generous Tooth Fairy, and Tesla's canceled pie order.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

When the cat's away, the rats will be VERY excited about it. Join our Midjouney into madness in this episode featuring a parked helicopter, nude bowling, and the science behind a rat's dck.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're once again joined by our good friend, Eric Hughes (he's practically family at this point) in this episode featuring Kevin Bacon and his cousin, a text-happy judge, and some delicious toothpicks!   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's because our good friend, Eric Hughes has returned or maybe it's because we've had too much candy, but whatever the case, we're in a world of pure imagination in this episode featuring a mom on OnlyFans, teachers winning the lottery, and a principal taking his unfair share of coffee.   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Secrets are revealed in this aromatic episode featuring Dorothy's ruby slippers, affordable house-hunting in Beverly Hills, and the need for more babies. And don't forget to shut the fridge door!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Rachael VanLandingham is just here for the vibes in this episode featuring funny freeway signs, stolen cups, and sexy Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're setting fire to all the good will we've built in this episode featuring The Penguin Bandit, the Cybertruck's frunk, and a Goodwill in need of donations.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's tee time and we've got stories about a flamin' hot work environment, an allegedly old dog, and a woman's patchwork family in this (somewhat) golf-themed episode!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's just us husky gentlemen runnin' like clydesdales in this episode featuring an exploding toilet, an expensive envelope, and a stolen car that gets stolen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's the hundies in our undies, but we're walkin' funny on this episode featuring a money-hungry dog, an after-school Satanic club, and emergency Eeyore.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're trying to get rid of those extra pounds this year, but it's tough with stolen Dr. Pepper syrup, French Krispy Kreme, and Doritos liquor tempting us at every turn!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our first new episode of the new year and we've got unlimited shrimp, discount thieves, and a fake country! Don't fill up on biscuits!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This week, we dip into the archive for some classic One Two Three Jokes! Fresh of off our 300th episode, we call upon our good friend, Reuben Gonzalez to help us kick off another hundred with dildo shoes, Golden Girls food, and the titular cocaine-addicted sewer monkeys (September 2022).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Christmas is over, but we're still wrapping things up! As 2023 comes to a close, we take a look back at the year that was and with the help of a psychic chicken's eggs, we look ahead to what 2024 has in store for us... Can we be honest with you? This episode is mainly for us. We want you to listen, of course! But if you're a first-timer, you might be better served listening to a previous episode before this one. Just a suggestion!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Ho ho ho! Merry podcast! It's a (mostly) holiday-themed episode featuring contaminated chicken nuggets, what to to tell kids at Christmas, and a runaway Roomba.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The team is back to full strength and we're ready for Regionals in this athletic episode featuring a stranded linebacker, an intimate encounter with a golf ball, and post-game baptisms!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Krafts are back for this episode featuring a non-violent Homer, Neil deGrasse Tyson's brush with stripping, and renting a hitman online.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

10 years and counting! We begin a new decade of podcasting by having our good friend and former judge, Aaron Kraft join us to hand out some of his trademark criticism. Not only that, but Babette Kraft gets roped into working for us in this episode featuring used sex toys, randy crocodiles, and the Booty Patrol.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Lock the door because it's gonna get a little kooky! Ricardo and Jeremy battle head-to-head in this episode featuring a man in a penis costume, Taco Bell's fight for our right to Taco Tuesday, and another one of Elon Musk's great ideas.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Down two cast members, but the party is still going on this episode featuring a die and dasher, not your mama's Winnie the Pooh, and female frogs not feeling froggy... Hm... Feeling tired all of a sudden.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Alexis McKenzey is back for more in this episode featuring a scantily clad daddy, a probably haunted house, and a lying poker player.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.