Kid Cinema

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Ocean's Thirteen. How do they rig the game, what is our favorite part, and how many 5-Diamond awards would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2004’s Ocean’s Twelve. Who is the Night Fox, how much does Rusty owe, and how many dancing lasers we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2001’s Ocean's Eleven. How do they get away with it, what does Danny really want, and who is our favorite member of the crew?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Did we think Shadow died, who is our favorite dog, and how many wedding cakes we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Toy Story 5. Are there too many electronic Buzzes, is Pizza with Sunglasses the best, and how many chairs we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2019’s Toy Story 4. Are there too many things going on at the same time, why is it not Knifey, and how many Réjeans would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Toy Story 3. Is it sad or happy, does AJ cry, and how many Bad Babies would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Toy Story. Who is Buzz’s father, why does Jesse not like Woody at first, and how many Bullseyes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Toy Story. Who are our favorite toys, what does Buzz think and how many Little Green men we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Who didn’t like it? What is our favorite power up, and how many Lumas would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Project Hail Mary. How many times have they seen it? What is the reason, and how many “Amaze, Amaze, Amazes” would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Hoppers. Who’s their favorite animal? What does the insect queen want to do to the humans? And how many 🪵 and 🦎 would they give it?

Hayes and his friend Mateo discuss 2019’s Ne Zha. Who’s their favorite character? What are the pearls? And how many Demon Pearls or Spirit Pearls would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Transformers. Who’s our favorite Transformer? Where do you need to put the cube? And how many AllSparks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Apollo 13. Would we go to space? What is failure? And how many Tom Hanks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2015’s The Martian. Did we like the book better? Is losing ketchup the worst thing? And how many awesome “save Mark Watney Rich Purnell” maneuvers would we give it?

Hayes and AJ chat about the best movies we watched for the podcast last year, and the films we’re most excited for in 2026.

Hayes and AJ, along with a special guest, Hayes’ friend Foster, discuss 2025’s The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. We discuss what you should never underestimate, what is SpongeBod, and how many Krabby Patties we’d give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. We talk favorite turtles, our favorite moments, and how many pizzas we’d give it. 🍕🐢

Hayes and AJ discuss 1988’s BIG. What’s creepy, who should work at toy companies, and how many piano keys we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Hook. You can fly, you can fight, and you can what? Who is our favorite character? And how many Smees would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2014’s Annie. Who’s our favorite song? Can we remember Ms. Hannigan’s name? And how many Sandies would we give it?

Hayes and AJ dive into 2015’s The Peanuts Movie. Who’s our favorite member of the Peanuts gang? What exactly is Charlie Brown missing? And just how many Flying Aces and Red Barons would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s A Minecraft Movie. Is it good to be creative? What was our favorite part? And how many Dennises would we give it?

New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and I discuss 2022’s The Bad Guys. Who Is the Crimson Paw? Who was our favorite character? And how many butt-lamps we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Smurfs. Who voices Ron? Who was our favorite Smurf? And how many Smurfs we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Superman. What’s the mini kaiju like? What makes Superman good? And how many Baby Joeys would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1987’s Spaceballs. What is a Mawg? What movie is it parodying? And how many Lonestars would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s How to Train Your Dragon. Who is our favorite dragon? Do you need to be a dragon slayer? And how many Toothlesses would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Lilo & Stitch. What is different from the animated version? Which version we prefer? And how many Stitch dancing like Elvises we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1994’s Blank Check. Who is Juice? What’s our favorite toy Preston gets? And how many $100 bills would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Cool Runnings. What do we see? You Dead Man? And how many lucky eggs would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2009’s Fantastic Mr. Fox. How long did it take to make? Who is our favorite character? And how many possum swirly eyes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1997's Princess Mononoke. Did we go subs or dubs? Who is our favorite character? And how many wobble-head guys would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1982’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Is Key-Man good or bad? Is anything funnier than Drunk E.T.? And how many Phone Homes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1997’s Air Bud. Why are the kids mean to Josh? What was the funniest part. And how many newspapers we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Dog Man. What do the buildings say? What was our favorite part. And how many Lil’ Peteys we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Paddington In Peru. What are they searching for? What did the chase / fight at the end remind us of? And how many oranges we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 1985’s The Goonies. Is the truffle-shuffle mean???? Who is our favorite Goonie? And how many Datas we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Sonic 3. What’s the deal with Doctor Eggman’s sister???? What is our favorite of the Sonics so far? And how many emeralds we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Flow. Is there any dialogue in the movie? Who is our favorite animal? And how many birds disappearing we would give it!

Hayes and Aj discuss 1996’s Jingle All the Way. What is the movie trying to teach us? Who is our favorite character? And how many JAMIESS!!!!!! (Schwarzenegger voice) we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Moana 2. Is the bat lady bad? Who is our favorite character? And how many Kakamora we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 1939’s The Wizard of Oz. Is it a dream? Who is our favorite character? And how many Totos / Flying Monkeys we would give it!

Hayes and I discuss 1994’s D2: The Mighty Ducks. What can’t Luis do? Who is our favorite player? And how many Knuckle-pucks we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 1994’s Little Giants. Who is Hayes’ favorite guy? Who is the best player at tryouts? And how many Johnnys we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s The Wild Robot. What is different from the book? What’s our favorite part? And how many pretend dead possum babies we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Transformers One. What does B-127 call himself? How do you earn the Matrix of Leadership? And how many Paxs we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy. What’s our favorite swapped character? Who shows up at the end? And how many Ewok Bounty Hunters we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1990 film Back to the Future Part III. Which of the 3 movies do we like the best? What is our favorite part? And how many trains we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1989 film Back to the Future Part II. Whats the best part about 2015? What is our favorite part? And how many hoverboards we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1985 film Back To The Future. What makes time travel possible? What are they trying to save? And how many skateboards we would give it!

Hayes and I discuss the 2023 film Wish. What is the movie trying to teach us? Is it a goat or a donkey? And how many goats we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2019 film Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker. Who is Rey really? Is it confusing that Palpatine is back? And how many Babu Frik we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2017 film Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi. What is the force about? What’s the force NOT about? And how many Porgs we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2015 film Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens. Who is Kylo Ren? Is Snoke scary? And how many BB-8s we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2024 film IF. What do Imaginary friends give us? What’s our favorite part? And how many mice we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2021 film Yes Day. Why would the parents be scared? What’s the best part? And how many Yeses we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1983 film Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of The Jedi. Is C-3PO a God? What’s the best thing Wicket does? And how many Ewoks we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1980 film Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Is Yoda a little stinker? Will Luke join the dark side? And how many Yoda we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1977 film Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. Is it Obi-Wan or Ben Kenobi? Who is their favorite character, and how many Chewbacca they would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2023 film Migration. What is it trying to teach us, what’s our favorite part, and how many food-fights we would give it.

New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and AJ discuss the 2005 film Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith. Is this movie confusing, are there any good parts, and how many bad parts we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2002 film Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. What is even happening, who is making what armies, and how many cool Jar-Jars we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1999 film Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. What are midi-chlorians, what does Jar Jar Binks say, and how many lightsaber we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1989 film Kiki's Delivery Service. Are people nice or mean, what’s our favorite part, and how pieces of bread we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1994 film Richie Rich. What’s in Mount Richmore, what’s the funniest part, and how many dollars we would give it (beyond what we paid to rent it and then buy it to watch it again).

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2023 film Wonka. What’s the most important thing, what happens, and how many pieces of chocolate we would give it.

New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and AJ discuss the 2023 Studio Ghibli film The Boy and the Heron. What happens in the movie, what it’s trying to teach us, and how many Warawara we would give it.

Hayes and AJ,In their first sequel episode, discuss the 1992 film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. What is the best trap, is Home Alone 1 or 2 better, and how many Christmas trees we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1990 film Home Alone; What can you be afraid of, what is our favorite trap, and how many kids left home alone we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 1993 film The Nightmare Before Christmas; Why is this a good time to talk about this movie, who is our favorite character, and how many pumpkins we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss the 2023 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem; What happens, Who is AJ’s favorite mutant? And how many slices of pizza we would give it.

Hayes and Hayes and AJ and AJ talk about the 1998 film The Parent Trap; Is Nick’s new fiancé nice? What is the best trick Hallie and Annie play on Meredith? And how many kisses we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 1998 film Pokémon: The First Movie; Where does a Pokémon’s strength come from? What is Mew created from? And who is our favorite Pokémon.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2001 film Shrek; How do they get to the castle? Who is our favorite character? And how many Donkeys we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2019 film Pokémon Detective Pikachu; Is this movie confusing? How mind control devices work and how many Pikachus we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2021 film Paw Patrol: The Movie; Is Mayor Humdinger good? Could our dog do any of it? And how many pups we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2005 film Madagascar; Who is best character, what is the movie trying to teach us, and is it that you don’t always get to eat and you have to be nice to people.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2014 film Paddington; Who is scary in the movie, what kind of guy is Mr. Brown, and how many marmalade sandwiches or bears we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2017 film The Boss Baby; is it real or just a story? What does a fart sound like? And how many Babies we would give it.

Baa-ram-New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and AJ talk about the 1995 film Babe; how you get sheep to do what you want, what we can do that people may not think we can jus try looking at us and how many pigs we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2014 film The Lego Movie; is it better to follow the instructions or just build whatever you want, what our favorite lego sets are, and how may lego bricks we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2021 film Space Jam: A New Legacy, whether it's Michael Jordan or Lebron James in it, how to beat a computer and we make sure we share how may basketballs we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 2023 film The Super Mario Bros. Movie, what's scary, who is the best character and how many super stars we would give it.

Hayes and AJ talk about the 1971 film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, gummy bears, Oompa Loompa's and all.