Roz & Mocha

Maurie chats with Julia Stiles about joining Dancing with the Stars, and sits down with Maitreyi Ramakrishnan to talk her new Netflix movie Best of the Best. Plus, Mocha attempts a self-tape audition for ER, Chloe gets tested on Guyanese and Caribbean slang, the team debates the fate of hoodies after a breakup, and a listener discovers Roz's high school graduation photo hanging in the halls of his old school.

Celebrating the start of fall, we dug deep into the Roz & Mocha archive vault to find some autumn-inspired gems. This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, hear Maurie put his falsetto up against Justin Timberlake's in 2013, the gang debate whether it's called "fall" or "autumn," and a collection of classic fall jokes from 2016 that still make us groan today

Roz opens up about the passing of his mom and shares stories from her final months, while listeners reach out with their own experiences. Plus, Maurie chats with new Toronto Maple Leafs star Gavin McKenna about joining hockey's biggest market, Chloe reviews a Zach Bryan concert she never wanted to attend, and garbage collector Charles unloads in a memorable Roz & Mocha Vented Moment about the wild things people do on garbage day.

The Blue Jays are officially out of playoff contention after a disappointing follow-up to last year's World Series run. Plus, Devon Sawa shares his thoughts on where things went wrong, Vladdy Jr. opens up about his struggles this season, Taylor Swift sparks speculation with her mysterious new single Patient Zero, Tom Cruise reveals what he and Taylor talked about at an NFL game, and Ed Sheeran continues to deal with fallout from the Macklemore controversy. Also, Snooki announces she's cancer-free, Resident Evil dominates the box office, Travis Kelce sets an NFL record, and a Glee reboot may be on the way.

What’s the ultimate comfort food after a stressful day, and is 4 a.m. considered late or early? We debate the correct colours for school duotangs, whether people should change out of their “outside clothes” when they get home, and which Disney princess would survive a Hunger Games-style battle royale. Plus, who would crack first in a police interrogation, the last thing that made everyone literally laugh out loud, and the heated debate over who is the greatest Spider-Man of all time

For a junk drawer to officially qualify as a junk drawer, what’s the one item that absolutely has to be inside? This week on Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang also debates their favourite jingles from the show, whether tucking in your shirt without a belt is a fashion disaster, which wrist a watch should really be worn on, and faces the ultimate zombie apocalypse question: if your significant other gets infected, do you wait and see if they turn... or take action immediately?

The team debates the reality of “clopening,” settles an important question about whether a piece of naan or a baguette can be thrown farther, and revisits the fallout from a viral prank video. There’s also a discussion about Drake’s latest FOMO event, listener stories involving the Merlin bird-identification app, a family sharing how advice from the show helped with their child’s sleep struggles, plus interviews with Scott McGillivray on the return of Income Property and Saul Hafting, who earned a Guinness World Record by solving Rubik’s Cubes while bouncing on a pogo stick

As TIFF 2026 wraps up, we’re reliving some unforgettable festival moments on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show Podcast. Travel back to TIFF 2013 when Taylor Swift hit the red carpet for One Chance, the Paul Potts biopic featuring her song “Sweeter Than Fiction,” plus a chat with Keira Knightley about wearing period-piece costumes. Then, from TIFF 2014, Roz sits down with Benedict Cumberbatch for The Imitation Game and even gets a few jokes in along the way.

A husband is struggling in a marriage where intimacy has completely disappeared, someone feels suffocated by a parent whose fear of scams has taken over her life, and another listener is dreading turning 40 as every new ache and pain starts to feel very real. Plus, a mom opens up about the emotions of sending two young children off to kindergarten and daycare, a woman can't stand her best friend's husband and what he's done to their friendship, someone needs advice on telling coworkers they have bad breath, and an entrepreneur wonders why a close friend has never supported her business

Roz, Mocha and Shem debate whether pre-ordering video games still makes sense, discuss the rough reviews for the new Wolverine game, and hear from listeners navigating daycare drop-offs, parenting challenges, and even a baby who falls asleep to the show. Plus, Maurie chats with Penélope Cruz, Helen Mirren, Seth Rogen, the cast of Netflix's Below, Jay Baruchel, and Mobland stars, while Chloe catches up with Chris Rock, Daniel Kaluuya, Aaron Pierre and more during a star-packed TIFF weekend

Federal investigators have reportedly opened a criminal investigation into the Kawhi Leonard and Los Angeles Clippers salary-cap scandal. We also cover Jennifer Lawrence's first Instagram post, the latest from the 2026 Emmy Awards, Drake's upcoming FOMO project, Céline Dion's return to the stage, and the controversy surrounding Apple's foldable iPhone. Plus, exclusive TIFF interviews with Naomi Watts, Michael Imperioli, Patrick Dempsey, Courtney Cox, Taron Egerton, Lily-Rose Depp, Giancarlo Esposito, John Turturro, Ed Helms, Randall Park, and actor Colin Egglesfield, who shares his firsthand memories of living across from the World Trade Center on 9/11

Do dreams actually mean anything? The crew debates astrology, recurring dreams and whether zodiac signs can tell you who you are, then gets into the jobs they'd love to have, favourite childhood cartoons, the foods they’d recreate from TV and movies, the best video games they've ever played, bucket list adventures, caller pet peeves and the very serious discussion of whether food is still edible after it hits the floor

Roz and Mocha get into the little things that happen before the show starts, including how they actually greet each other every morning. Plus, they reveal the biggest red flags they've ignored because someone was just too hot to resist, debate whether it's worse to regret something you did or didn't do, and discuss whether they'd rather spend an hour stuck in traffic or waiting in a line. They also tackle a thought-provoking question about who they wish could walk a day in their shoes, settle the debate over whose friends are more believable, Roz's legendary Frank and Carl or Maurie's endless list of name-dropped buddies, and decide who Chloe would choose as her big brother between Mocha, Roz, and Shem.

The gang relives the glory days of Yo Mama jokes, Mocha reveals he ate dinner before 4PM and was asleep by 6:30, and a listener shares her emotional reaction to The History of Roz & Mocha docuseries. Plus, a tongue twister challenge, an unbelievable Olive Garden breakup story, a listener who's been with the show for 16 years, and Shem learns the surprising Hebrew meaning of his name

School's back in session on this episode of the Roz & Mocha Retro Show! We're taking a trip through the archives and revisiting some of our favourite school-themed moments, including Maurie's hilarious school jokes from 2015, a classic Morbid Call from 2013 where a caller asked Roz and Mocha to call her school and say she had died so she could skip class, plus the unforgettable Back To School Math challenge with Maurie. Grab your backpack and enjoy these retro classroom classics!

As summer winds down, Maurie hits the streets to hear what students really think about heading back to class, and the return of School Tings puts Maurie and Chloe to the test in astronomy, spelling, Canadian law and geography. Plus, a high school teacher vents about stinky students, Roz can't stop singing Shem's Labour Day song, and the crew embraces the chaos of back-to-school season

From a shocking story involving Jim Thornton from Wheel of Fortune to exclusive interviews with the Canadian International Air Show's Snowbirds and former fighter pilot Rob “Scratch” Mitchell, the gang dives into the biggest headlines of the week. Plus, the new Canadian $20 bill featuring King Charles III, Apple’s first foldable iPhone, AI experts warning about the future of artificial intelligence, controversy surrounding Macklemore, updates on Canada-U.S. tariffs, and the latest from Harry Styles, George Clooney, Chris Rock, and more

From frozen chips and tuna nachos to canned prunes with milk, things get weird when we reveal our unconventional snack habits. Plus, we tackle “little man syndrome,” debate whether on-air personalities are the same off the air, discuss the songs that get permanently stuck in our heads, and answer whether we'd rather have our search history or camera roll exposed for the world to see

What’s that one thing your partner does obsessively that drives you crazy? For Roz, it’s vacuuming. The gang also tackles a back-to-school question about what item they’d be in a pencil case, Roz shares his beard routine, and they imagine becoming superheroes by choosing sidekicks from the show, designing costumes, and naming their dynamic duos. Plus, they reveal the household rules they refuse to bend and the recent moments that made them realize they’re officially getting older.

Mocha shares his Ribfest adventures with listeners, Fabian tries to convince everyone he's actually friends with Roz and Mocha, and an emotional call from a longtime listener reminds the team just how much the show means to people. Plus, Roz's sushi binge has consequences, Mocha auditions for Hollywood with a dramatic Grey’s Anatomy self-tape, a listener tells a truly bizarre story about dating someone obsessed with smelling everything, and Maurie chats with "Mr. Christmas" Andy Park and Blue Jays legend Buck Martinez about becoming the first inductee into the team's new Hall of Excellence

Take a trip back through some of our sexiest conversations from the Roz & Mocha archives. This week, we revisit 2013 debates on what women find sexy in men and what men find sexy in women, plus a 2014 discussion all about the power of a sexy voice. It’s flirty, funny, and a perfect throwback to some of our most talked-about moments

After four years together, one listener is questioning whether love is enough to make living together the right move. We dive into the fears, habits, and realities behind sharing a home with your partner, and whether wanting your own space could be a dealbreaker or just an honest part of growing up

The Roz & Mocha Show celebrates 17 years on the air with anniversary surprises from the team, including a diss track from Shem, a poem by Chloe, and Maurie hitting the streets where several people mistakenly thought Roz and Mocha were a couple and should be getting married. Listeners share everything from uncanny similarities to Roz’s life story to welcoming a new baby and heading back to work after the summer, and Roz and Mocha also catch up with The Wiggles as they celebrate 35 years of entertaining families before sitting down with the legendary Mr. T to talk about the larger-than-life persona that made him a pop culture icon.

Connor Hellebuyck wants out of Winnipeg, the Raptors will retire Kyle Lowry’s No. 7 jersey in January, and the CNE Food Hall of Fame announces its 2026 inductees, including classics like poutine, roasted corn and perogies. Plus, Chris Stapleton’s tribute to Dolly Parton has everyone talking, Lionel Messi retires from international soccer, Duane “Keffe D” Davis is found guilty in the murder of Tupac Shakur, and Steph Curry reflects on growing up in Toronto.

This week on the Deep Dive, we tackle everything from kids discovering classic music, shared playlists and music gatekeeping, to awkward encounters, social media algorithms, favourite school classes, misunderstood song lyrics, toothpaste debates, loud ringtones, acting dreams, football fantasy matchups, and the pettiest reasons people have lost interest in someone.

Family Feud gets personal as the crew reveals which of their families would dominate a Roz & Mocha showdown, Shem gives an update on his sleep struggles, and inspired by Maurie's memoir post, everyone shares what they'd call a book about their life. Plus, who would cook the best meal between Maurie, Shem and Chloe, the most unforgettable movie romance scenes, who on the show is trusted most with kids and pets, and the one annoying habit their spouses would love to see disappear.

Fan reaction from Ed Sheeran's Toronto takeover, Maurie chats with Blue Jays ace Dylan Cease at the AGO, and we hear from Will Forte about the long-awaited Coyote vs. Acme. Plus, the gang debates self-hype, tries a wildly questionable Doritos-banana-cheese combo, and hears from a listener whose mom thinks Roz and Maurie are secretly a couple

We’re talking driving on this episode of the Roz & Mocha Retro Show! First, we jump back to 2013 and hear what we thought about self-driving cars long before they became a reality. Then, it’s 2014 and a hilarious look at the surprising list of celebrities who don’t drive. Plus, a trip back to the days when Maurie used to drive Roz to work, complete with a soundtrack of questionable '90s songs that made those early morning rides unforgettable

This week on FML, we help a parent deal with out-of-control soccer parents at their kid’s game, a woman torn between caring for her aging mother and protecting her own future, someone questioning whether they’re ready to become a full-time parent again at 51, and a parent worried after their 6-year-old was exposed to horror movies while being watched by a trusted family member.

Roz refuses to accept being called a birder, Maurie proudly claims he scored the first Pumpkin Spice Latte in Canada, and the show discovers that once you hear "Joe Biden" in a T.I. song, you can never unhear it. Plus, WWE Superstar Chelsea Green joins the show, Mocha and Shem recap their wrestling fan adventure at SmackDown, and Maurie catches up with Shaggy, Mýa, and Alex Warren

Dolly Parton is being remembered by fans and friends around the world following her death at 80, while tributes continue to pour in from artists including Jelly Roll. Also in The News: a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is reportedly in the works, FX orders a new Sons of Anarchy spinoff, and Maurie chats with Gord Sinclair of The Tragically Hip ahead of the 10th anniversary of the band's iconic final concert broadcast

Ranking the most fun and least fun drunks, Wordle accusations, COVID habits that never disappeared, phone backgrounds, personal catchphrases, getaway drivers, high school reading lists, lawn stripes, trends that should never come back, hangover cures, hypothetical fights, and the choice between chunky expired milk or moldy fruit all get put under the microscope

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with a creepy clown or a racist Karen? Plus, Roz and Mocha reveal the strangest pregnancy cravings their wives had, debate the ultimate pancake eating champion between Shem and Mocha, and share their wildest airplane stories. Also, radioactive animal superpowers, surviving a night locked inside a mall, singing vs. whispering every answer, rehearsing phone calls, and dealing with the world's most annoying neighbours.

Roz survives a heatwave only after accepting an umbrella, Mocha helps rescue Roz from a full-blown computer crisis, and the crew debates whether keeping $1.1 million is worth a year in jail. Plus, Very Hard Things tackles whether you can tickle yourself, Vented Moments returns with complaints about living with five men and terrible phone etiquette, and a mortuary worker shares a ghost story that still gives her chills. Also featuring interviews with WWE icon Trish Stratus, filmmaker Matt Johnson on TONY, and Team Canada flag football Olympian Guillaume Béland.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we're talking all things shoes! We kick things off in 2014 when Maurie called Roz with a very important question: have you ever noticed that people put their shoes and pants on the same leg and foot first every single time? Then, we revisit a classic Bedtime with the DamNits as Maurie reads Christmas Shoes to Matthew. And while it's not exactly about shoes, it's close enough, as we head to 2016 for the unforgettable story of Roz's cat barfing all over his feet. It's a weird one, and that's exactly why we love it! 👟😂

People are dealing with everything from a partner who thinks a quiet birthday isn't enough, to figuring out how to transport a pile of books to another country without a car, to family tensions over selling a home that's been stuck in limbo for years. Plus, one listener struggles to spend money on themselves after years of living paycheck to paycheck, even though they have no problem helping everyone else

Shem gets roasted for using tissues to open doors after Tina Fey and Amy Poehler call out germaphobe men, Mocha discovers the internet thinks he looks like a baby in his workout video, Roz recaps his vacation TV binge, and Chloe's attempt at making carbonara with her boyfriend goes completely off the rails. Plus, stories about a swarm of wasps in a shower, 14 pieces of luggage heading to Guyana, a mystery stuffed animal repair, and Akon getting paid $1 million to sing "Mr. Lonely" for an audience of three. Also, Olympic gold medalist and Toronto Sceptres star Kirsten Simms joins the show, and podcasting fan favourite Fabian checks in with news about landing his first celebrity guest.

Disney+ pulls the plug on Wonder Man despite a previously announced renewal, Seth Rogen shares the story of judging a Vogue contest while high at a Madonna concert, and Madonna leads the 2026 MTV VMA nominations. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of Ryan Murphy’s The Shards, talks chicken-calling with the Iowa State Fair champion, and catches up with Matt Johnson about bringing Anthony Bourdain’s story to the big screen. Also: Donna Mills joins OnlyFans at 85, Cardi B discusses plastic surgery, Marvel fans debate Avengers: Doomsday viewing homework, and the latest developments in the Hayden Panettiere story.

From workplace glow-ups and hilarious relationship quirks to heated debates on urinal etiquette, parenting disagreements, sandwich rankings, and the funniest excuses we've ever used to avoid plans, today's Ask Roz & Mocha covers it all. We also get into whether you've ever regretted not telling on someone, a very hypothetical dating question involving Roz and Maurie, and find out who's already got their Halloween costume locked in. Expect laughs, opinions, and plenty of oversharing.

Some things just shouldn't go together... but that never stopped us from trying! In this Best Of episode of Roz & Mocha, we revisit some of our most questionable food adventures as we taste-test bizarre, gross, and downright confusing food combinations. From surprisingly delicious to instantly regrettable, relive the laughs, the reactions, and the stomach-turning moments with us!

Massages have been a surprisingly big part of Roz & Mocha history. Revisit the time Maurie gave Mocha a foot massage in 2015, hear Roz tell the story of Katherine giving him a butt massage in 2017, and relive the unforgettable moment when Maurie got the chance to give Roz a hand massage. Three classic throwback moments, one relaxing Retro Show.

Get ready for a laugh-filled trip down memory lane! In this Best Of episode of Roz & Mocha, we revisit some of our favourite Slow-Mo moments. When you slow down clips from the show, something magical happens... we suddenly sound completely drunk! From ridiculous conversations to unforgettable reactions, relive the funniest slow-motion moments that had us (and you) crying with laughter.

On this week’s Roz & Mocha Deep Dive, the crew reveals the one celebrity or historical figure they’d bring back, debates whether they’d take a guaranteed $50,000 or risk it all for a shot at $1 million, shares the pop culture moments they can’t stop thinking about, discusses the weirdest things seen on dating apps, and imagines which teen movie stereotypes they’d be. Plus, could there be a final showdown between Mocha and Shem?

From Mocha's hilarious self-tape auditions for Creed and the emotional Fresh Prince scene, to debates over taking a guaranteed $50K or risking it all for a shot at $1 million, the Monday podcast is packed with laughs, hot takes, and random discoveries, including Roz's latest obsession with a bird-identifying app and Chloe sharing stories from her wild college days. Plus, hear exclusive interviews with Anson Mount on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Tom Green on The Tom Green Farm, and Hannah Simone on Super Troopers 3, along with a memorable Vented Moment featuring a mysterious 10-year-old who thinks 1 p.m. is the perfect wake-up time

The Damnits are back! From 2014, revisit the time Roz finally got his slow dance with Matthew and the unforgettable Ouija board experiment. Plus, by popular request, we're rewinding to 2015 for a certified fan favorite: the time Maurie bought teeth on eBay. Three classic moments, all guaranteed to make you laugh again

On this week’s Roz & Mocha FML, we tackle family relationships, grief, parenting fears, and setting healthy boundaries. From navigating tension with a parent’s new partner, to coping with panic and anxiety after the loss of a loved one, to worrying about raising a strong-willed child, and dealing with a family member who always speaks their mind, the crew offers advice, perspective, and support.

Maurie checks in with Too Hot To Handle star Harry Jowsey about his new Netflix dating show Let’s Marry Harry! We hear from Will Ferrell and Luke Wilson about The Hawk, and Emmy Rossum about her new series Furious. Plus, a listener returns to settle a six-year-old debate about Maurie being the height of Roz’s nipple, a young Blue Jays fan absolutely unloads on the team, Mocha shows off his new ride, the crew debates whether fans should FaceTune celebrity photos, Roz deals with a flooded basement, and everyone weighs in on what Black folks and White folks love equally

From Shania Twain playing Toronto’s legendary Horseshoe Tavern to Post Malone teasing a return to hip-hop and having a concert cut short by a massive Edmonton storm, we break down the biggest entertainment headlines of the day. Plus, Tom Holland’s post-Marvel mishap, Ryan Gosling’s reported arrival in the Marvel universe as Ghost Rider, a Canadian politician accidentally reading an AI prompt aloud, and the wildest stories involving a porta-potty, a new colour called “Olo,” and Usher’s warning to fans after an awkward on-stage moment.

Who slams their fist on the table when they laugh? What's the weirdest thing we've ever done for money? We share our biggest renovation wins and regrets, debate airplane vs. aeroplane, discuss whether anyone misses Shem's old smell, and answer some truly questionable questions about underwear, carpooling, and survival situations. Another round of listener questions with nothing off limits on Ask Roz & Mocha

Feels like everyone could use a little more sleep these days, so we're diving into the archives for some classic sleep talk. From Roz revealing why he sleeps better on a couch, to the great debate over whether napping actually counts as sleeping, plus the unforgettable question: would Maurie sleep covered in dog hair? It's a drowsy trip back to 2014 that might just have you reaching for a pillow

Would you give an ambulance, fire truck, police cruiser, or presidential motorcade the right of way? Is an audiobook really reading? What's the biggest animal you could take in a fight? The conversation bounces from stuffed animals and summer BBQ menus to dream gifts for partners, TV shows worth bringing back, favourite recipes, and whether unlimited restaurant gift cards beat unlimited shopping. Plus, dating, cooking, road rules, and all the other random questions that spark the best debates

Shem gets roasted for showing up to work with a rolling suitcase, Maurie catches up with Amazing Race Canada’s Maestro after his elimination, and Roz calls Katherine to settle a debate over who tells stories better. Plus, Tiffany shares her wild story of getting stuck in quicksand in the Galápagos, Mocha opens up about a viral video that hit him emotionally, and Maurie hits the streets to get reactions to a guy who got caught stealing meat by stuffing it down his pants.

It's scorching outside, so Maurie went digging through the archives for some classic SWEAT-related moments... except he accidentally searched SWEET instead. The result? A hilariously random trip down memory lane featuring Maurie's Sweet 16 (and the unforgettable puppet show), Roz's passionate 2013 rant about sweet on meat, and the time we learned that Christmas music might actually make food taste sweeter. Not exactly sweaty, but definitely sweet.

This week’s FMLs is packed with family questions and real-life advice. From a parent struggling with a suddenly defiant child after welcoming a new baby, to a couple looking for tips after adopting an 18-year-old cat, plus an expecting mom overwhelmed by all the parenting advice coming her way. Honest stories, practical guidance, and plenty of relatable moments

Maurie and his dad finally got to see Paul Simon together and spent the night singing along to every word, while Roz gets roasted for looking like a cult leader in a linen shirt. Plus, the gang talks to a listener who's heard all 1,500+ podcast episodes, Mocha discovers a $980 Vancouver solarium rental posing as a bedroom, Roz accidentally spoils Wordle, and Maurie chats with the guy selling garbage collected from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding

Australia’s social media ban for kids under 16 doesn’t seem to be working, with more than 80% still using social apps, Jason Robertson reportedly turned down a massive $15 million-a-year NHL offer, and Toronto Tempo star Marina Mabrey tied the WNBA single-game scoring record with 53 points. Plus, Prince William is now officially a billionaire, Conor McGregor was knocked out of a UFC fight in just 69 seconds, Toronto’s air quality ranks among the worst in the world right now, and Sean Penn’s unforgettable warning to a guy taking his daughter out on a date

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang tackles everything from the plastic surgery procedure they'd consider getting to whether they still make time for kid-free date nights. They also debate who would be responsible for carrying Maurie down the stairs during an emergency evacuation, rank who's the most full of themselves, and reveal how often Roz checks in with ChatGPT about his pals Frank and Carl. Plus, childhood warnings that meant serious trouble, foods and drinks that only work in certain forms, and what it feels like to be part of Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie—a project destined for cult-classic status.

Today we’re turning up the heat on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show with a throwback to some seriously sexy conversations. From 2014, we break down the sexiest male body parts and what really makes a voice irresistible, then jump to 2019 to keep things focused on the mouth with a debate on the sexiest accents. It’s flirty, fun, and full of throwback moments you’ll definitely feel.

It’s a special Best Of all about parents on the Roz & Mocha Show—Maurie calls his dad Frank for his birthday, Shem gets roasted after telling his parents he’s running a race, and Mocha has a heartfelt chat about his parents being married for 51 years. We also hear from Roz’s mom as she celebrates his birthday, plus Chloe’s parents break down their thoughts on Star Wars.

Maurie hits the streets over the past MANY years for some of the funniest, weirdest, and most honest conversations you’ll ever hear—here are some of the funniest, from citizen arrests and whether sexting counts as cheating, to deep debates on vending machines, shaving legs, and why adults are terrible at basic things. Packed with classic moments like chatting with Americans in L.A., a laugh-out-loud Niagara Falls edition for Global Belly Laugh Day, and wildly unfiltered takes on naughty lists and personal hygiene, this Best Of Streeters highlights Maurie at his unpredictable best with everyday people who never disappoint.

From fake-rich friends complaining about being broke, to the outrage over Drumsticks not having enough nuts, to an unforgettable rant about ranch dressing, this Best of Roz & Mocha “Vented Moments” episode is packed with the kind of petty frustrations and over-the-top opinions that make these vents so addictive.

Someone’s tired of waiting for a proposal after years in a relationship, another woman is fed up with having to act like a parent to her own brother, and one brother is on a mission to help his sister finally find love in this Best of Roz & Mocha FML, packed with messy situations, tough love, and brutally honest advice.

Maurie and Chloe hit the hot seats for their final exams before summer in this episode of Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz podcast, tackling everything from math and spelling to Canadian history, art, and science.

From debates over what people refuse to pay for at restaurants to calling out partners for posting unflattering photos, the questions get brutally honest fast. There’s also chaos around questionable hygiene habits, awkward fashion choices between overdressed or underdressed, and even what people secretly do in their cars when no one’s watching—making for a mix of petty opinions, real-life confessions, and hilarious oversharing.

From plane crashes to shark attacks, this “I Almost Died” edition of Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story is packed with unbelievable close calls you won’t forget. Hear from Michael Packard, who survived both a plane crash and being nearly swallowed by a whale, plus stories of a piercing gone horribly wrong, a fall off a cruise ship, getting tangled in live electrical wires, spiders under the skin, and even a near-deadly moment involving a spiked gate.

Roz explains why he never really gets excited for anything, Maurie hits the streets to ask people how they feel about it being six months until Christmas, and a Vented Moments call takes aim at year-round outdoor lights. The crew dive into wild “older fans” injuries trending online, react to a viral tornado survival video, and debate what life upgrade they’d choose. Plus, birthday calls with Dimitri and Isabella, Karen calls out Roz’s wet sheets, a wild story about a guy falling into a vault toilet, and Maurie sits down with Milly Alcock to talk Supergirl

Since today is Pride, we’re throwing it back to some of our favourite moments—from when Maurie hit the streets with a photo of Roz and Mocha to find out who people thought had the “gayer” lips, to one of the most emotional moments in Grammy history when Macklemore and Madonna helped officiate real same-sex weddings live on stage (and we spoke to one of the couples after), plus a very Roz & Mocha convo you won’t forget about the so-called shortage of twinks.

From family betting turning into a mini underground bookie situation, to dealing with a coworker who constantly crosses the line with offensive comments, listeners bring real-life dilemmas about boundaries and when to speak up. There’s also the challenge of navigating loneliness while living solo for the first time during a long-distance relationship, and a difficult co-parenting situation where kids are being told hurtful things, leaving one parent unsure how to protect them without making things worse

Roz admits he’s already disappointing Katherine for Father’s Day while the crew recaps their weekends, including Mocha grilling by the pool and Roz mowing the lawn, plus a fan-made A.I. Father’s Day song hilariously roasting Shem. There’s World Cup excitement with reactions from fans in Vancouver and Toronto after Canada’s big win and more from Portugal supporters at Fan Fest, where Maurie also got love from a caller who invited him to a family dinner after crashing their picnic. The team debates gelato vs. ice cream vs. frozen yogurt, hears from a longtime teacher wrapping up the school year, takes on a chaotic Gen Z “code blue” improv, and chats with Lauren Lakin about going viral after her family was denied a pool in France for not wearing speedos, along with an interview with history-making OHL draft pick Sophie Jovanovic.

Jelly Roll denied divorce rumours on stage while Bunnie XO shared details of their split on her podcast, as Olivia Rodrigo called out fans wearing diapers at concerts and Benny Blanco debuted a half-shaved head. Canada made World Cup history with a 6–0 win over Qatar while Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo continued breaking records, and Maurie spoke with the Stuart Fails to Save the Universe cast! Plus, he caught up with both Shawn Desman and Alessia Cara at FIFA Fan Fest! The Knicks celebrated their first championship in 53 years, Serena Williams received a Wimbledon wild card, and Giannis Antetokounmpo was traded to Miami. Meanwhile, headlines included a deadly Montreal shooting, earthquakes in Venezuela, extreme heat and an Ebola case in France, and the U.K. Prime Minister announcing his resignation

From harmless little lies we tell our partners to keep the peace, to random debates about what you’d grab in a fire or whether you’re a “don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” person, it’s a mix of funny confessions and wild hypotheticals. Plus, everything from superhero names based on your biggest fear to dream home fantasies, tuna sandwich debates, and impossible choices about memories—just everyday questions that spiral into hilarious and brutally honest answers.

Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.

A series of relatable life dilemmas—from feeling hurt after a close friend used a long‑planned baby name, to dealing with overwhelming guilt after missing a child’s milestone birthday, to navigating anxiety as a parent constantly worried about their kid’s safety. There’s also the stress of being in love with a partner who won’t prioritize financial stability, struggles with a pet that won’t let its owner sleep, and the emotional challenge of temporarily separating from family to make ends meet—real situations that spark honest conversation about relationships, responsibility, and how to cope when life doesn’t go as planned.

Roz is stuck driving a rental he absolutely hates while his truck’s in the shop, Melissa drops $2,000 on a new phone after getting roasted for her audio quality, and Mocha brings in more chaotic A.I. songs—including one built from a wild hookup story text thread. Plus, Maurie hits the World Cup scene chatting with celebs and fans (some very drunk), the crew reacts to Europeans discovering yellow school buses are real, and a listener shares the unbelievable story of breaking both arms during a run and somehow powering through.

The Carolina Hurricanes win their first Stanley Cup in 20 years, while the New York Knicks end a 53-year drought to become NBA champions — with celebrations spilling into arrests and fires — as World Cup action continues with Canada earning a historic point and Lionel Messi delivering a hat trick, plus Maurie catching up with Ed Robertson and Ghana star Fatawu Issahaku. Ron MacLean is forced to apologize for an on-air joke during the Final, 12 children are hospitalized after an incident at Cultus Lake Waterpark, and in entertainment news, Seth Rogen distances himself from James Franco, Sabrina Carpenter is granted a restraining order, Shania Twain joins Harry Styles on tour, and Maurie sits down with Scott Speedman and Robbie G.K.

Elevator chaos sparks debate on who would panic, who would sleep through it, and how far Roz would go to solve a bathroom emergency, while the crew also tackles irrational fears they’re “too old” for and Roz’s intense anti-Montreal sports loyalty. Things spiral with hypotheticals about getting kicked off flights and how everyone would describe themselves in one word, before getting into relationship quirks they can’t complain about, brutal partner reviews, and the ultimate debate of giving up kissing or sauces forever. Add in wild listener questions about rat-free Alberta, animal battle showdowns, confusing TV plotlines, and ranking movie genres, and it’s a full deep dive into personalities, petty opinions, and absolute chaos.

Who is the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, Roz finally gets the answer to where Mocha disappeared to after missing the last Ask Roz & Mocha (wah gwaan, my guy?!). The crew debates the ultimate sacrifice—sex, love, or money—and guesses what their partners would choose, shares stories of faking it till making it (and when it totally flopped), checks in on whether Maurie fully committed to birthday freebie season, imagines what their pets would really say about them in a brutally honest review, ranks how much of life is luck versus hard work, and breaks down the house rules they live by—for family and guests alike.

Back from Jamaica, the chaos continues with lingering sand, travel stories, and Mocha still catching heat for his timing, while Maurie gets birthday love and, of course, roasted for it. The crew keeps things rolling with laughs about the trip aftermath, plus a big moment as they chat with SNL’s James Austin Johnson, bringing his wild impressions and energy to the show while everything quickly spirals in the best way.

This weekend on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, it’s all things toilets and bathrooms—because of course it is. From checking for snakes before sitting down, to stealing toilet paper, to hitting the streets and asking people the most uncomfortable question possible—what are you doing in there? Expect classic moments, weird confessions, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos from the archives.

A packed Friday pod reliving the Jamaica trip, where Roz and Mocha roast Shem, Maurie and Chloe for checking bags, Maurie and Shem bring back their questionable couples massage, and the crew tells stories about Mocha refusing to go in the water, Roz living off patties, and Maurie looking “sickly” jumping into the ocean with Chloe — who he also apparently traveled with as her “dad manager.” Plus, sand showing up everywhere, karaoke highlights, the chaos of leaving when Mocha slept in but still took forever, and Maurie catching up with Snooki about her new paranormal series.

A shocking legal twist as Nick Reiner seeks access to his inheritance while awaiting trial for the murders of his parents, alongside major entertainment headlines including Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s breakup after nearly three years together and Taylor Swift’s surprise performance at the Toy Story 5 premiere. Madonna is generating buzz with a celebrity-filled short film for her upcoming album, while Rosie O’Donnell says she’s done with cosmetic surgery. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are making headlines with their high-profile relationship, and Spencer Pratt’s mayoral run comes to an end after finishing third in L.A.’s primary. Plus, a resurfaced controversial photo of actor Hudson Williams, Idris Elba shutting down James Bond rumours, a fake Air Canada pilot exposed after decades, and a look at the biggest baby name trends of 2026.

Hypothetical virus symptoms get weirdly personal, from constant venting and narcolepsy to sweating and uncontrollable white lies, before things shift to debates over lawn obsession and how far you’d go for easy money if it meant gaining weight. There’s also talk of brutally honest Caribbean aunties, childhood stuffed animal attachments that never quite go away, and whether certain fan-favourite segments deserve a comeback, all mixed with hot takes on provinces, Drake albums, maids, AI fears, dream fictional destinations, and the awkward reality of surprise parties

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew dives into those first-paycheck flexes—what big, memorable purchase felt like a total “I made it” moment? Plus, they get into the internet rabbit holes that keep us laughing (and sometimes crying), from chaotic bloopers to emotional reunion videos. The debate heats up over whether you actually need to rinse dishes before loading the dishwasher, and everyone admits to that one random household item they just can’t seem to throw out. And finally, are you a strict grocery-list shopper or a “vibes-only” cart filler? It’s all relatable, hilarious, and very real.

On today’s podcast, Roz calls out his wife for constantly losing her credit card, a superfan gets grilled in an on-air “job interview,” and the guys play an adorable round of Heads Up with a 4-year-old listener—plus Mocha trolls everyone by killing the mics, admits to crushing five slices of ice cream cake, and Maurie hits the CSA carpet chatting with Andrew Phung and Heated Rivalry star Robbie GK

By request, Jason wanted more classic calls to Roz, so we delivered a triple throwback: from 2014 when he phoned Roz just to chat, to another 2014 call trying to get him out for a beer, and finally jumping to 2015 for the unforgettable moment he called Roz to confess he was in love with him.

Feeling overwhelmed takes on a whole new meaning—caring for aging parents while recovering from a car accident and dealing with a sibling who won’t help or contribute. Add to that the chaos of trying to keep six picky kids fed with six different meals, a teen dreading an entire summer stuck at a lake house with a difficult grandparent, and the heartbreak of being suddenly cut off by a best friend in a questionable relationship. Real-life stress, family tension, and tough decisions collide in a series of situations where people are just trying to hold it together and figure out what to do next.

On today’s podcast, Shem’s daily affirmations set the tone, Chloe answers tough questions from Mocha’s 9-year-old nephew about her party, and a rant about the lack of peanuts on Drumsticks spirals into a full snack debate—plus, the crew imagines Roz in a durag, reacts to a clueless Star Wars review, and Maurie chats with Alison Brie about Masters of the Universe

Canada blanks the U.S. 4-0 to advance to the world hockey semifinals, while big sports headlines continue with the Spurs reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 2014 and the Knicks taking Game 1. In entertainment, HBO confirms Euphoria has officially ended after three seasons, the horror film Backrooms dominates the box office with its 20-year-old director making history, and Taylor Swift is set to release an original song for Toy Story 5. Meanwhile, Toronto police have seized $3.5 million worth of counterfeit soccer merchandise, and in one of the strangest stories of the day, authorities in New York are investigating videos showing men emerging from city sewer manholes.

Debating who would actually survive a prison break, choosing between road-tripping with full control of the aux or enduring a chaotic board game night, and weighing weird everyday annoyances like something stuck in your teeth versus your eye all lead into brutally honest takes on attraction rankings, questionable gadgets, and whether taking life advice from the past still holds up today—all mixed with random hypotheticals, personal confessions, and the kind of arguments that spiral way further than they should

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just how chaotic (and revealing) their personalities really are.

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chaos just kept rolling.

Just in time for Father’s Day, the Roz & Mocha Retro Show dives into the archives for some unforgettable dad-themed moments—from 2013, when Maurie hilariously calls Roz to try and ruin his Father’s Day, to that same year on the MMVA red carpet where Maurie confidently says it’s 2010… despite it clearly being 2013. Plus, a look back at 2014 when the crew chats with the Toronto Blue Jays about celebrating Father’s Day.

Feeling stuck after a life-changing accident and struggling to move forward while managing PTSD at the same job; dealing with the awkwardness of contributing to a wedding gift without ever receiving an invite and not knowing whether to speak up or just show up; trying to figure out if it’s time to start dating again after years of focusing on family, while questioning what readiness even looks like; and navigating frustration at work after taking a financial hit due to policies that don’t seem to apply equally, all while wanting to stay in a job that’s otherwise loved.

From Mocha flexing his surprise Montreal Grand Prix hookup to a heated debate over whether merging at the last second in construction zones should be illegal, the show was all over the place—in the best way. Nicholas melted hearts (and maybe stirred some drama) with a thoughtful package that didn’t include everyone, Roz shared the horrors of standing in the rain watching Roxy row, and things got weird fast when the crew taste-tested a peanut butter, mayo, butter, and onion sandwich—with Maurie somehow loving it. Plus, a Costco sample-line rant, a fake “House Hunters” conspiracy, and a full interview with “Backrooms” director Kane Parsons kept things chaotic right through to the end.

Stephen Colbert wraps up The Late Show after 11 seasons as CBS pauses YouTube enforcement, the Knicks continue a massive playoff run with sky-high ticket prices, and The Mandalorian and Grogu tops $100 million globally Miley Cyrus earns a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Drake dominates the charts, and Netflix rolls out major cancellations and renewals Meanwhile, NASA selects Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin for a major moon mission, Ninja Warrior is heading to the Olympics, concerns grow over a possible serial killer in Puerto Vallarta, and Maurie catches up with Kyle Lowry and Drew Scott at the Prime Video upfronts to talk NBA and NHL finals

From choosing who you’d quarantine with on a virus-stricken cruise to debating cringey old fashion trends and whether $2 million is worth six years in Antarctica, the conversations spiral into hilarious hypotheticals and personal truths. Add in questions about swapping homes with coworkers, finding shirts that actually fit tall bodies, and being called out on “street cred,” plus wild scenarios like shrinking to an ant or growing into a skyscraper, and it’s a mix of random, revealing, and completely unfiltered opinions on how everyone would survive (or not) in some truly bizarre situations

Do you store your cups upright or upside down in the cupboard? That sparks a surprisingly heated debate, along with fantasy casting themselves as the main character in any show, and revealing the most famous person they could call who would actually pick up. They also get into the pettiest, least valuable thing you could steal to completely inconvenience someone for a day, and share their oddly specific niche group memberships — from “Brown Photographers Under 5’6” to “Church-Going Cheesecake Lovers.”