93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sack tapping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 26, 2023. 

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Retired Minnesota Vikings Tight End Kyle Rudolph. Brutally honest obituary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dildo traffic jams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 25, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 22, 2023.

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Did Bill Murray die, or is it just his birthday? How to retrieve an Apple watch from an outhouse. Everything you've ever wanted to know about protectin' your noggin'! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 21, 2023. 

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Inappropriate songs for people of an inappropriate age. A baby named Meth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating away a hangover. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 20, 2023. 

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Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about working with shady people. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 19, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Playing a game we didn't know we were playing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being a vegan. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 18, 2023. 

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Dad Fights: 143 Craziest Sports Moments. Canada's busiest Mountie. Everything you've ever wanted to know about giving birth to a hand. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2023. 

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Pornstar Jordan Maxx In-Studio. Animal fart fun facts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sink urination etiquette. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2023. 

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When you were a kid, did you play spin the bottle? Man, being a dude is hard. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot bedding. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2023. 

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National Video Game Day. Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about uncomfortable situations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 12, 2023. 

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What's the most ridiculous local sports jersey you own? School reunions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Porn 101. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 11, 2023. 

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First chat this season with Vikings long snapper Andrew Depaola. Dad Fights 142 Vikings season openers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you leave your toe in Vegas, it stays in Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 8, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein live in the studio. Teachers tell the stories of why they were sent to the office. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the TV drunks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 7, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A Brazilian farmer fights a Jaguar. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 30,000-foot diarrhea trails. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 6, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 5, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 4, 2023. 

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Annoying topics where a hostage taker would let you go. Randy's fantasy football addiction. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blasting your face with a powerful water fountain. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 1, 2023. 

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The biggest butt-plug scandal in Chess history. The grade school bus. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what percent of Wappel's friends are into feet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 31, 2023.  

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Dangerous ways to impress chicks. The 30th Anniversary of Howie's Mud Bog. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a married couple doing it all wrong. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 30, 2023.  

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sweaty balls. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 29, 2023. 

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Awkward situations. Man gets hammered...sledgehammered. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Minnesota Vikings suck. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 28, 2023. 

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State Fair drinking game. Dad Fights 141: Minnesota Sucks Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about co-workers in love. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 25, 2023. 

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Interesting ways people have been fired. Getting really pissed and throwing things.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Black Box that ROTS at the Minnesota State Fair. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 24, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Songs that have been stuck in our heads for years! Everything you've ever wanted to know about robbing your company blind. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 23, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Elaborate funeral requests with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about second-generation strippers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 22, 2023. 

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Non-sex-related things all guys want. Man survives two gunshots to the skull-dini. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 93X at the State Fair. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 21, 2023. 

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Best kill lines in movie history. Meeting another member of the military for Faces Of MN Military. Everything you've ever wanted to know about awesome kill lines in movie history. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 18, 2023. 

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The Peruvian gold mining jetpack gang. The Nuggets of Christ compel you! Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Going Braless Challenge. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 17, 2023. 

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Underwhelming tourist attractions. What women pretend to like to appease men. Everything you wanted to know about Brad Ruiter's dog. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 16, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. The boss is always looking to screw you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about faking a heart attack. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 15, 2023. 

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Odd jobs worth paying someone for. Suddenly, everywhere you look...girl turds. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex in robotaxis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 14, 2023. 

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A real-life G.I. Joe. Dad Fights 140: Wisconsin Sucks Edition.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about awkward phases. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, August 11, 2023. 

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Mattress actress Jordan Maxx In-Studio. A snake and a hawk tried to kill a lady (*deep breath*) AT THE SAME TIME! Everything you've ever wanted to know about life after marrying your first sexual partner. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, August 10, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus' most seductive appearance ever on The Half-Assed Morning Show. What we think about during sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fantasy football punishments. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 9, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using the same rag for your entire masturbator career. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 8, 2023. 

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WWE Superstar Natalya In-Studio. How to eff up your own million-dollar crime spree. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Brotherhood Border Bash. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 7, 2023. 

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The Barbie movie is destroying relationships. Dad Fights 139: Celebrity Weed Strains. Everything you've ever wanted to know about yoga pants and no panties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 4, 2023. 

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America's favorite TV families. The Worst injuries and scars. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ESPN The Ocho: If it's almost a sport, we've got it here! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 3, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. People who were hired and immediately fired. Everything you ever wanted to know about getting murdered by a sex doll. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 2, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Man with two penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about legal weed in Minnesota. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 1, 2023. 

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Social norms that make no sense when you think about it. POO-l. Everything you've ever wanted to know about National Orgasm Day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, July 31, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 69+69 "Greatest Duos" edition. KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. We feature another member of the military for Faces of MN Military. Everything you've ever wanted to know heavily armed cats. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, July 28, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Masturbating with your mind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about award-winning vaginas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 27, 2023. 

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Why summer sucks. Josh doesn't own his house anymore. Everything you've ever wanted to know about it being hotter than hell outside. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 26, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play Man Dick Bremer Returns. Most popular toys year-by-year. Everything you've ever wanted to know about panty raids. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 25, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The funniest minor league baseball team names. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ear tonguing. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 24, 2023. 

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Remembering the first time we could legally drink. We're all going to get lays. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Barbenheimer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 21, 2023. 

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People confess what evil they did as a kid. A man's been sleeping for 60 years! Everything you've ever wanted to know about A.I. sex robots. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 20, 2023. 

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The drunkest cities in America. (We're looking at you Wisconsin). New Toe Wrestling Champ of the World! Everything you've ever wanted to know about death hickey. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 19, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dangerous tourist activities. Everything you've ever wanted to know about street fingers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 18, 2023.

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Man going to prison for playing music too loud. The best Tom Cruise movies ranked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bad tattoos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 17, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 136: Home Run Leaders in Each Stadium. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bikini spiders. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 14, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. What people think is overrated about Minnesota. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dangerous penile injections. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 13, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus in-studio answering health questions. Creative Product Jingles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extracting pig semen. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 12, 2023. 

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Comedian C. Willi Myles and Janel Klein in-studio. Cool perks at work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about funny dating app bio's. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 11, 2023. 

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Television-related arguments couples have. Lady gets arrested at job interview. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping an ant hill. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 10, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 7, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 6, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 5, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 3, 2023. 

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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga in-studio. Flame-throwing robot dog. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Grimace shake trend. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 30, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the awkward moments around sex. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 29, 2023. 

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Summertime activities people love! Firework injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The American Gladiators. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 28, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! Bands with the most loyal fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the retail laxative effect. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 27, 2023. 

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Strippers attack dads for Father's Day event. Why your neighbors hate you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about which belt to bring to sex club. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 26, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 135: The All-NBA Rookie Edition. The most bizarre jobs! Everything you've ever wanted to know about your big schnoz, big schlong! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 23, 2023. 

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Societal taboos that need to be ditched. Doing this improves your work life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the country with the biggest boobs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 22, 2023. 

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Celebrities you could imagine being serial killers. MILF was forced to choose church or OnlyFans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how trendy your penis is. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 21, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Pre-90's skills that are now obsolete! Everything you've ever wanted to know about what it's like to break up with Ashley. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 20, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Weird food requests at restaurants. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's largest kidney stone. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 19, 2023. 

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Daddy issues. Girls of Rick's Cabaret (and a dude). Everything you've ever wanted to know about tree humping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 16, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Don't pee in the pool, pee out your window! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the sexiest occupations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 15, 2023. 

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TV Shows that affect your mood. The best television game show hosts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waking up in a coffin. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 14, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and Janel Klein in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 8-foot-tall aliens. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 13, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 12, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 134 Athletes\Musicians\Musicians\Athletes Edition. Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the origins of 69. 

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Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola in-studio. Curiosity gets the best of a true crime fan...and the lady she dismembered. Everything you've ever wanted to know about male fantasies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 8, 2023. 

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Things people think they're good at but they're not. Why some men wear Maxi Pads. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a new shower head that gets you off. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 7, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about shirtless men. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 6, 2023. 

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Announcement of HAMS summer booze cruise. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex games. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 5, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 2, 2023 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 1, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 31, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 30, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 133: Athletes Who Share a Last Name with a President. Woman keys over 400 cars. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waffle stomps. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 26, 2023. 

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Jordan Parise & KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Remembering Tina Turner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about time travel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 25, 2023. 

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Famous brothers on National Brothers Day. Women are going to bars in their bras and panties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sensual arm wrestling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 24, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Naked MILF at McDonald's. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the advancements in men's underwear. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 23, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions from our listening audience. A rapper gets arrested for bragging about not getting arrested. Everything you've ever wanted to know about E-Scooters. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 22, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Dad Fights 132: Conference Finals Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about boogers on your steering wheel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 19, 2023. 

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Brands that remind people of their childhood. 82% of people admit to this shady activity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your neighbor's sex life. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 18, 2023. 

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Zelda porn searches are so hot right now. Pickleball at the mall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about men who sit down to pee. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 17, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Memories of seeing your first movie in theaters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping naked. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 16, 2023. 

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Custom-fit condoms. How to make weddings less enjoyable. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pothole penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 15, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dad Fights 131 TV Mothers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about wet koala bears. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 12, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The biggest, fakest penis you've ever seen! Everything you've ever wanted to know about gimp suits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 11, 2023. 

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Listeners share their weird flexes. How to make money in the shower. Everything you've ever wanted to know about knee cartilage Bolognese. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 10, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. The average person walks past this many murderers in their lifetime. Everything you've ever wanted to know about surprise toe-sucking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 9, 2023. 

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