93X Half-Assed Morning Show

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 2, 2023 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 1, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 31, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 30, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 133: Athletes Who Share a Last Name with a President. Woman keys over 400 cars. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waffle stomps. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 26, 2023. 

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Jordan Parise & KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Remembering Tina Turner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about time travel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 25, 2023. 

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Famous brothers on National Brothers Day. Women are going to bars in their bras and panties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sensual arm wrestling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 24, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Naked MILF at McDonald's. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the advancements in men's underwear. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 23, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions from our listening audience. A rapper gets arrested for bragging about not getting arrested. Everything you've ever wanted to know about E-Scooters. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 22, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Dad Fights 132: Conference Finals Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about boogers on your steering wheel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 19, 2023. 

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Brands that remind people of their childhood. 82% of people admit to this shady activity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your neighbor's sex life. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 18, 2023. 

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Zelda porn searches are so hot right now. Pickleball at the mall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about men who sit down to pee. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 17, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Memories of seeing your first movie in theaters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping naked. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 16, 2023. 

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Custom-fit condoms. How to make weddings less enjoyable. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pothole penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 15, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dad Fights 131 TV Mothers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about wet koala bears. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 12, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The biggest, fakest penis you've ever seen! Everything you've ever wanted to know about gimp suits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 11, 2023. 

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Listeners share their weird flexes. How to make money in the shower. Everything you've ever wanted to know about knee cartilage Bolognese. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 10, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. The average person walks past this many murderers in their lifetime. Everything you've ever wanted to know about surprise toe-sucking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 9, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 8, 2023. 

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The return of Chris Kluwe aka Chris Warcraft. Dad Fights 130: All Things Canadian. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calcified tapeworm eggs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 5, 2023. 

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May the 4th be with you. Star Wars Day, it is. The moment you realized the person you're dating is an idiot. Everything you've ever wanted to know about urinating fruit snacks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 4, 2023. 

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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. May is masturbation month. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fish semen salads. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 3, 2023. 

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Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about prom tanks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 2, 2023. 

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People think these celebrities look like they smell bad. What women need to stop doing according to other women. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bagged burps. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, May 1, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 129 "Goalie Playoff Shutouts" Edition. The great Jerry Springer has passed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about outer space dining. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, April 28, 2023.

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How A.I. can help you with dating. Is that somebody else's erection in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Everything you've ever wanted to know about being shot in your clitoris. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 27, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx! Listeners' greatest athletic accomplishments. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hotel coffee pot turds. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 26, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about which one of your friends will kill you. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 25, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 128: The 2015 edition. How to clear a toilet with common kitchen utensils. Everything you've ever wanted to know about nut hunting. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 21, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Which fictional character would have an OnlyFans account? Everything you've ever wanted to know about 4/20. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 20, 2023. 

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Warning! Today's show may make you fart your uterus out! (It really does happen). How to join the root beer club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cat ladies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 19, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pimple popping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 18, 2023. 

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A woman living alone in a cave for 500 days. Things that were cool until they got too popular? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Jenkem. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 17, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 127: Famous People from Oklahoma. Ex-Spouse Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bloody cocktails. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 14, 2023. 

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Common stereotypes about every state. Gruesome baseball injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about scams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 13, 2023. 

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Most attractive people we've met in person. Greatest female television characters in history. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the worst most dangerous sex position. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 12, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Lessons you've learned on the job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Red Hot Chili Pooper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 11, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Flaming shopping carts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drunk dogs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 10, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 126: Opening Day Line-ups. Making stupid decisions while horny. Everything you've ever wanted to know about glory holes near you. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 7, 2023. 

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OnlyFans model is doing America. Bitch, don't kill my vibe...at a party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the adult diapers aisle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 6, 2023. 

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Pornstar Jordan Maxx. Bizarre mating habits from the animal kingdom. Everything you've ever wanted to know about interspecies erotica. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 5, 2023. 

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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Vince McMahon's stupid mustache. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 4, 2023. 

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An inmate that is so metal! Cars keep flying into Wisconsin man's home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about praise kinks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 3, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 125: Final Four Edition. Movie characters that are almost impossible to kill. Everything you've ever wanted to know about water bong. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 31, 2023. 

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Dr. P answers health questions. Attention short, bald single dudes...chicks dig you! Everything you've ever wanted to know about MLB opening day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 30, 2023. 

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Scott Lambert of The Twin Cities Auto Show. The museum of failure. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardcore wrestling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 29, 2023. 

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The return of Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Most hated actors that people hate so much, they refuse to watch them. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a poop tornado. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 28, 2023. 

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Josh's 48th Birthday Broadcast! Things you thought you'd never do as an adult. Everything you've ever wanted to know about car vending machines. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 27, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 124: Athletes with Sweet Names. 25 best places to drink a beer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chubby Cox. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 24, 2023. 

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People who love their jobs. Monkeys versus Darwin. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the chub shrub. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 23, 2023. 

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Advice for the young. How Hooters could save your life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about port-a-potty etiquette. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 22, 2023. 

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Palm readings. Regina, the place that rhymes with fun. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marshmallow penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 21, 2023. 

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Smartest villains in movie history. Laundry day with Charles Barkley. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 20, 2023. 

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The richest guy on the Half-Assed Morning Show: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 123: The St. Patrick's Day Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about having sex with your shirt on. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 17, 2023. 

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Details on our second radio career fire. Food-related injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when your daughter becomes a stripper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 16, 2023. 

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THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE! (Literally! The board fried and it's a short podcast). I think of all the education that I missed but my education was not like this. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what to do when your soundboard starts on fire. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 15, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Celebrities with creepy connections to serial killers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bowling in River Falls, WI. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 14, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Remembering legendary Vikings coach Bud Grant. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a father robbing his own son at knifepoint. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 13, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Signs that you have no life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sugar daddy and sugar mommy appreciation day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 10, 2023. 

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Things people just learned as adults. Tramp stamps are making a comeback. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your significant other's dying wish. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 9, 2023. 

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The best retro arcade games. A first of its kind strip club. Everything you need to know about new Tinder dating terms. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 8, 2023. 

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Over half of Americans share this terrible fear of clowns. Polar bears and soy sauce, Wappel said. Everything you've wanted to know about Chinese men in lingerie. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 7, 2023. 

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Highest grossing "sports" movie of all time. A new sport that Josh & Nick are perfectly built for. Everything you've ever wanted to know about special birthday sexual fantasies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 6, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 122: Shocking Character Deaths in TV & Movies. When air-humping goes bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most common sexual kinks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 3, 2023. 

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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living in a cave for 14 years. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 2, 2023. 

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Landlord horror stories. What makes someone a douchebag? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best way to cook a penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 1, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein is the perfect person. Stop-sign in Walmart parking lot causes an unreal amount of accidents. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinking bong water. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 28, 2023. 

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Dr. P answers health questions from the listening audience. The best pop culture bears in tribute to Cocaine Bear. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the all-new BJ typing machine. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 27, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 121: The Mother Nature Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 24, 2023. 

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The hero. Random facts that could save your life. Want bigger balls? Crack open a can of cola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a seven-foot inflatable penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 23, 2023. 

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How confident are you that you'd survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Ex-girlfriends ruined a player's wedding. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a four-day work week. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 22, 2023. 

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Too fat for Mario Kart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 2000-year-old dildos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 21, 2023. 

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Balloon banger. Your penis is bigger than your grandfather's. Worst tattoo idea ever (Spoiler: it's a vagina face tattoo). The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 20, 2023. 

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Monster Jam driver of Megalodon Todd LeDuc. Dad Fights 120: All About the Number Three. What people hate about porn. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 17, 2023. 

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Did KARE 11's Janel Klein see a streaker? A famous actor is selling their drawers for charity. Hot coals on your little soldier's helmet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 16, 2023. 

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Trooper Gordon Shank answers questions about rules of the road. You hear that loud noise coming from the other room? It's your parents banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn star internal injuries. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 15, 2023. 

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Secrets you've never told your significant other. Death diving is so hawt right now! Everything you've ever wanted to know about farting while in a relationship. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 14, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. How two chicks got a drunk driver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the source of Rihanna's halftime itch. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 13, 2023. 

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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 119: Musical Acts We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cocktails being better than beer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 10, 2023. 

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Here's what happens when you hold in your poop (it's not good). Zookeepers discover first of it's kind...a monkey glory hole. Everything you need to know about weiners. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 9, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 8, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 7, 2023. 

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Dream Jobs. What Loofahs on your car antenna means. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chinese spy balloons. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 6, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 118 The Hollywood Walk of Fame Edition. Blackout in the classroom! Everything you've ever wanted to know about jean thongs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, February 3, 2023.

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Curtains closed at the vagina museum. Neighbors be banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the latest penial enlargement procedure. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 2, 2023. 

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Caught with your pants down (literally)! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our crippling anxieties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 1, 2023. 

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Acting duos that you may not have known hate each other. Why buy a new dildo when slightly used will do? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's tire pressure issues. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 31, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. When hide and go seek takes you 3,000 miles from home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacterial vaginosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 30, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 117: Many Ways to Be a Winner Edition. The funniest roommate ever. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Darth Ruiter. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 27, 2023. 

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The most effable brand mascots. Penis injuries are on the rise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about moms who will provide masturbation material for her son. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 26, 2023. 

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The mystery of the New Zealand sausage stuffer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "Western Core". The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 25, 2023. 

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Michael Starr, lead singer of Steel Panther. Yogi has an iguana fall on his face. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why Steel Panther is better than your favorite band. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 24, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx talks about the AVN awards. The bizarre way a man survived at sea; Nick doesn't agree with his methods. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting pwned by a fish in video games. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 23, 2023. 

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Comedian Bert Kreischer. Dad Fights 116: Fictional Coaches Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Moonlite bunny ranch in Las Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 20, 2023. 

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The weirdest vending machine is in Denver. Hand gestures. Disadvantages of living alone. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hand gestures. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 19, 2023. 

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The most hated songs of all time. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about get-rich scams in high school. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 18, 2023.  

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Dr. P answers health questions from our listeners. Amazon driver loses fingertip on the job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fistulotomy. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 17, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 115 with Pro bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Friday the 13th superstitions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ROYGBIV. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 13, 2023 

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New York Islanders update with New York Islanders Zach Parise of the New York Islanders. Janel Klein tells us who she thinks will most likely to get famous for doing something stupid? Everything you've ever wanted to know about tracksuits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 12, 2023 

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