93X Half-Assed Morning Show

People who love their jobs. Monkeys versus Darwin. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the chub shrub. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 23, 2023. 

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Advice for the young. How Hooters could save your life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about port-a-potty etiquette. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 22, 2023. 

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Palm readings. Regina, the place that rhymes with fun. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marshmallow penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 21, 2023. 

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Smartest villains in movie history. Laundry day with Charles Barkley. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 20, 2023. 

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The richest guy on the Half-Assed Morning Show: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 123: The St. Patrick's Day Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about having sex with your shirt on. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 17, 2023. 

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Details on our second radio career fire. Food-related injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when your daughter becomes a stripper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 16, 2023. 

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THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE! (Literally! The board fried and it's a short podcast). I think of all the education that I missed but my education was not like this. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what to do when your soundboard starts on fire. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 15, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Celebrities with creepy connections to serial killers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bowling in River Falls, WI. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 14, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Remembering legendary Vikings coach Bud Grant. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a father robbing his own son at knifepoint. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 13, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Signs that you have no life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sugar daddy and sugar mommy appreciation day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 10, 2023. 

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Things people just learned as adults. Tramp stamps are making a comeback. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your significant other's dying wish. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 9, 2023. 

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The best retro arcade games. A first of its kind strip club. Everything you need to know about new Tinder dating terms. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 8, 2023. 

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Over half of Americans share this terrible fear of clowns. Polar bears and soy sauce, Wappel said. Everything you've wanted to know about Chinese men in lingerie. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 7, 2023. 

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Highest grossing "sports" movie of all time. A new sport that Josh & Nick are perfectly built for. Everything you've ever wanted to know about special birthday sexual fantasies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 6, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 122: Shocking Character Deaths in TV & Movies. When air-humping goes bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most common sexual kinks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 3, 2023. 

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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living in a cave for 14 years. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 2, 2023. 

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Landlord horror stories. What makes someone a douchebag? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best way to cook a penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 1, 2023. 

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KARE 11's Janel Klein is the perfect person. Stop-sign in Walmart parking lot causes an unreal amount of accidents. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinking bong water. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 28, 2023. 

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Dr. P answers health questions from the listening audience. The best pop culture bears in tribute to Cocaine Bear. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the all-new BJ typing machine. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 27, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 121: The Mother Nature Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 24, 2023. 

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The hero. Random facts that could save your life. Want bigger balls? Crack open a can of cola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a seven-foot inflatable penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 23, 2023. 

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How confident are you that you'd survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Ex-girlfriends ruined a player's wedding. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a four-day work week. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 22, 2023. 

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Too fat for Mario Kart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 2000-year-old dildos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 21, 2023. 

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Balloon banger. Your penis is bigger than your grandfather's. Worst tattoo idea ever (Spoiler: it's a vagina face tattoo). The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 20, 2023. 

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Monster Jam driver of Megalodon Todd LeDuc. Dad Fights 120: All About the Number Three. What people hate about porn. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 17, 2023. 

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Did KARE 11's Janel Klein see a streaker? A famous actor is selling their drawers for charity. Hot coals on your little soldier's helmet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 16, 2023. 

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Trooper Gordon Shank answers questions about rules of the road. You hear that loud noise coming from the other room? It's your parents banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn star internal injuries. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 15, 2023. 

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Secrets you've never told your significant other. Death diving is so hawt right now! Everything you've ever wanted to know about farting while in a relationship. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 14, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. How two chicks got a drunk driver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the source of Rihanna's halftime itch. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 13, 2023. 

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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 119: Musical Acts We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cocktails being better than beer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 10, 2023. 

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Here's what happens when you hold in your poop (it's not good). Zookeepers discover first of it's kind...a monkey glory hole. Everything you need to know about weiners. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 9, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 8, 2023. 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 7, 2023. 

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Dream Jobs. What Loofahs on your car antenna means. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chinese spy balloons. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 6, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 118 The Hollywood Walk of Fame Edition. Blackout in the classroom! Everything you've ever wanted to know about jean thongs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, February 3, 2023.

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Curtains closed at the vagina museum. Neighbors be banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the latest penial enlargement procedure. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 2, 2023. 

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Caught with your pants down (literally)! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our crippling anxieties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 1, 2023. 

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Acting duos that you may not have known hate each other. Why buy a new dildo when slightly used will do? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's tire pressure issues. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 31, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. When hide and go seek takes you 3,000 miles from home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacterial vaginosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 30, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 117: Many Ways to Be a Winner Edition. The funniest roommate ever. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Darth Ruiter. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 27, 2023. 

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The most effable brand mascots. Penis injuries are on the rise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about moms who will provide masturbation material for her son. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 26, 2023. 

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The mystery of the New Zealand sausage stuffer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "Western Core". The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 25, 2023. 

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Michael Starr, lead singer of Steel Panther. Yogi has an iguana fall on his face. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why Steel Panther is better than your favorite band. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 24, 2023. 

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx talks about the AVN awards. The bizarre way a man survived at sea; Nick doesn't agree with his methods. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting pwned by a fish in video games. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 23, 2023. 

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Comedian Bert Kreischer. Dad Fights 116: Fictional Coaches Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Moonlite bunny ranch in Las Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 20, 2023. 

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The weirdest vending machine is in Denver. Hand gestures. Disadvantages of living alone. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hand gestures. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 19, 2023. 

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The most hated songs of all time. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about get-rich scams in high school. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 18, 2023.  

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Dr. P answers health questions from our listeners. Amazon driver loses fingertip on the job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fistulotomy. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 17, 2023. 

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Dad Fights 115 with Pro bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Friday the 13th superstitions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ROYGBIV. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 13, 2023 

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New York Islanders update with New York Islanders Zach Parise of the New York Islanders. Janel Klein tells us who she thinks will most likely to get famous for doing something stupid? Everything you've ever wanted to know about tracksuits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 12, 2023 

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Real life man-wolf. How many of these retro activities have young people done? Everything you've ever wanted to know about introducing a sex doll to your mother. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 11, 2023 

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Drug smuggling pigeons. Funny reasons people called 911. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ear infections. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 10, 2023 

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Do you have a celebrity hall pass list? Find out Wappel's new name for his penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ice dams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 9, 2023 

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Our last talk with Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola before he wins. Dad Fights 114: Jersey Numbers 20 & 23 Edition for the year 2023. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what women do when they're alone in an elevator. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 6, 2023 

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How men rate their own penises. Mr. Big is coming to America. Our thoughts on stuck porn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dryer repairs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 5, 2023 

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How men hurt their penises last year. Two SMOKING HOT thieves. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Tesla. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 4, 2023 

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The 200 greatest singers of all-time. Jobs that'll get you laid. Everything you've ever needed to know about pegging. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 3, 2023 

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First visit with Dr. P in 2023. An 88-year-old grandpa's butt evacuates a hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about semen. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 2, 2023 

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 29, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired Wednesday, December 28, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired Tuesday, December 27, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 22, 2022

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The final day of Ultimate Eff-Off Week! Be horny or die young! Have a safe and Happy Holidays from the Half-Assed Morning Show! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 21, 2022

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Wasp With Weaponized Wienskis! An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 20, 2022

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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Having sex in your pickup. An interview with the couple who got caught banging in the back of a pickup. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 19, 2022

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Dad Fights 113 with special guest referee Janel Klein! Dudes day, pube day!. An interview with the first manscaper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 16, 2022

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Interview with Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Top porn search term in each state. An interview with the couple who invented pegging. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 15, 2022

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Dr. P answers health questions! A prostitute gets bit in the bush. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 14, 2022

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Cataloging your porn collection. Interesting takes which could ruin your Christmas movies. An interview with the couple who invented Christmas soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 13, 2022

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Thank you to everyone who donated to Toys-4-Tatas! A fart detector could save your life. An interview with a father and daughter who sell sex toys together. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 12, 2022

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Toys For TaTa's! Minnesota Vikings interview with long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 112: The Rumor Edition. An interview with the couple who have been to Toys For TaTa's every year! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 9, 2022

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Adult film star Jordan Maxx and the girls from Rick's Cabaret in-studio. The farmer's fart tax. An interview with the couple who invented fart soaking! Happy Toys For Tata's Eve! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 8, 2022

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Wappel tries to answer metal questions from Jeopardy. Gruesome holiday injuries. An interview with the couple who survived multiple genital paper cuts! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 7, 2022

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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio! Nick tries to identify fruits and veggies. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 6, 2022

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Chicks dig us dudes, here's why. The deadliest toys of 2022. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 5, 2022

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Ashley's McFail. Future Pro Bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 111: The World Cup Edition. An interview with the couple who said they could eat 175 McNuggets in three hours! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 2, 2022

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There's no need to argue, your parents are dumb and here's what they banned. Randy Shaver almost died during sports? An interview with the couple who invented "Beat Your D*ck December". The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 1, 2022

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Great nicknames. Company Christmas party etiquette. An interview with the couple who invented the Dutch rudder! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 30, 2022

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Favorite winter activities. The family vomit bowl. An interview with the couple who invented snowmobiling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 29, 2022

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A man took a bottle in the can. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, November 28, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 23, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 22, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 21, 2022

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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 18, 2022

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Ten reasons why women are better than men. An interview with the couple who invented fisting. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 17, 2022

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Pooping perp placed in penitentiary. Evidence your pet wants to kill you! An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 16, 2022

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Which delivery drivers are the hottest in town? A 100-year-old man spends his birthday at the strip club. An interview with the couple who invented sex in a delivery truck. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 15, 2022

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The scariest fanbases. GWAR wants you to go eff yourself! An interview with the couple who invented cranking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 14, 2022

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Veterans day shout outs, check them out on the podcast or 93x.com! Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 109 the Veterans day edition. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 11, 2022

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Don't look now, but your penis is shrinking! 9 out of 10 men will fail this test. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 10, 2022

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All-time lies men have told women. A woman goes to extremes to please her man. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 9, 2022

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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Small hills people are willing to die on. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 8, 2022

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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Lady rugs men in a very unique and sexual way. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 7, 2022

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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Rick's Cabaret sensation Cherry Bomb! An interview with the couple that invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 4, 2022

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Kids are expensive. Especially when they mess up your stuff. You may have accidentally given your mom an orgasm. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 3, 2022

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Saying goodbye to Bentley. Great sports nicknames. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 2, 2022

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Armpit sex! Things you should stop doing at 25 years old. An interview with the couple who invented soaking! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 1, 2022

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Halloween snakes and spiders. Unexpected erotic Halloween decoration. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 31, 2022

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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 28, 2022

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