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Are you having an existential crisis because football is over and you don’t know your own name? Fear not! This podcast will brighten your day and give you minty fresh breath. Enjoy!

Ouch. That’s a rough reality to consider but also the keyboardist in the Dunkin’ Donuts ad is 2-0 lifetime against Patrick Mahomes. Enjoy!

The Game seems more and more to just be in the way of all the other nonsense at the Super Bowl. A little Hunter S. Thompson Rant and Also a little rant about steampunk is enclosed. Enjoy!

The year is maintaining the weird vibe that we all anticipated- so why not co-opt it and break it down over South American style rotisserie porn.

The Steroid Olympics and Old Super Bowls seem to go hand in hand as well as the first of the Olympic trials this last weekend.

Duality and stress testing a relationship can be like riding the edge of a razor but some think that it has many benefits. Enjoy!

All over the map on this one today but I was obsessed with the phrase “be water” so I tried to make a consistent thread with it as the subject. Enjoy!

A night out on the town. Basketball and beers and avoiding demonic possession. Enjoy!

Ok it’s kind of a strange title for a podcast but you’ll understand once you start listening… Enjoy!

In the realm of sociopolitical bands Green Day sucks and should stay in their sad three cord playing lane but otherwise… Enjoy!

Rediscovering some good old punk groups whilst my Lady has gotten back into gospel and the such. Oh boy. Enjoy!

As the title says- there’s a lot happening already in the early stages of the year. This could be a doozy but I’m usually wrong. Enjoy!

This is one of my personal favorites from the archives. It’s so fucking funny I had to replay it from a couple years ago. Enjoy!

Jack Kerouac said that the only people for him were the mad ones! Mad to live mad to talk and all that nonsense. Enjoy!

Kind of a low bar to use as a standard for the new year - but you gotta start somewhere. Enjoy!

Did you get the most out of your year or did you kind of not? Were you able to optimize your day to day or did you seemingly piss away some grapefruit-sized opportunities? Enjoy!

Merry Christmas you Bastards! Enjoy!

Just a small cobbled together examples of stuff I am sometimes baffled by. Enjoy!

Office Christmas parties, fights breaking out at the cheapest gas in town, holiday emotions- it’s all here. Enjoy!

Just rambling about trying a new way of doing things during the holidays. Enjoy!

So, have you ever wanted to try something borderline stupid…? Well I did just that over the weekend. Enjoy!

The holidays are coming together little by little despite inflation and just the general busy-ness of the month. Enjoy!

Setting the tone for Christmas this year with a black themed decor. Kind of like a Metallica Album- Running the month before it runs me. Enjoy!

We’ll this one was off the rails from the getgo. Complete chaotic stream of consciousness. But with a special message. Enjoy!

Just as the title indicates- this is a how to as to the best way to lean into the drudgery and chaos of the holidays. Enjoy!

Originally aired November 25th 2021. Great philosophical journey. Enjoy! Happy thanksgiving!!

Talking about NCAA cross country and Elon and the greatest female vocalist of all time.

What would you offer the Aliens as a representation of our culture when they arrive? Enjoy!

Just trying to keep a good attitude can be tricky. Enjoy!

Puttin on the ol’ mind fuck can really advance your cause if you give in to it. Enjoy!

Directing my energy towards being a more open minded individual. Enjoy!

Okay folk’s we’re in it now… the Holidays Chaos will ensue how do you cope? Enjoy!

Finally the holidays come a calling- how old is too old to dress up? Enjoy!

Again, the title pretty much says it all…Enjoy!

It’s all in the title! This is a barn burner! Enjoy!

Just a spur of the moment under a tree podcast stream of consciousness. Enjoy!

Have you ever been to a costume party where you were the only one wearing a costume? Enjoy!

Personal rambling as I get ready for a laboratory job interview. Enjoy!

RIP Dick Butkus, also I ramble on about David Beckham, Nolan Ryan and the new world record in the marathon. Enjoy!

Another day in the life of a football fan working in the medical field with a bad ankle. Enjoy!

Ephemeral esoteric people and absurd theater and on the spectrum thinking. Enjoy!

Just a random rundown of comedy and the all-time single-season NFL passing yardage by all the greats. Enjoy!

Just some strange life hacks, that I employed in an effort to bring my lady closer to me and vice versa. Enjoy!

The ever perpetual cycle of life and what it brings. Enjoy!

New Elon Musk Biography, dropping my youngest off at school and college football point spreads. Enjoy!

Another delightful installment of “how should I piss off my lady now?” And a celebration of the anti-culture of Los Angeles. Enjoy!

A A A AAron and the Jets …. Football has started and Let’s F- ing Go!!! Enjoy!

Another random experimental episode, bouncing around talking about music, drugs, and other fun stuff. Enjoy!

Just a hodgepodge account of the summer and beginning of what to expect with the coming final few months. Enjoy!

Kind of an all over the map kind of episode touching briefly on the end of summer racing and a new search engine I invented. Enjoy!

Talking vintage cars, world track championships and how eyepatches are making a comeback. Enjoy!

I bought a car and this is my retelling of the couple days of mental trauma involved with everything up to that experience. Enjoy!

Doing old white guy shit. First world problems. Enjoy!

Random dispatches from wherever the hell I am. Central Valley, Bay Area … A rolling stone gathers no moss. Enjoy!

My lady is always mildly irritated at me. But in this episode I rent a haunted air bnb for a little getaway. Enjoy!

We all have Different levels of success and different hierarchies to wade through. What is your journey? Enjoy?

This was as smooth an experience as could be planned and orchestrated bordering on being too smooth a version of a nude burning man. Enjoy!

It’s been an eventful week so far and I’m always stumbling across new insights into surviving our day to day chaos. This is one such episode. Enjoy!

Doing double and triple duty with summer with the kids and events and Tents keep vanishing. Enjoy!

Straddling the line between regular work a day and untethered naked camping can sometimes be tricky. Enjoy!

Strange all over the map podcast complete with 60’s French Pop references. Enjoy.

Every literal thing that has been contextually documented will be at our fingertips if not now then soon. Is this too much info? Enjoy.

Hot hot heat and everything that comes with it… the last 15 seconds of a workout. How much punishment can we take? Enjoy.

More incessant ramblings of an obvious madman and his take on stupid shit. Enjoy.

USATF Championships. Stewart Copeland, Doomsday Prepping. Enjoy.

Rambling on about the heat and desert conditions and going to a AAA minor league baseball game with fireworks.

Happy Fourth of July weekend! Enjoy!

Just like the title says… making sense of the strange and disturbing new trends. Enjoy!

This last weekend was the Western States 100 and it was something pretty epic. Enjoy.

My experience squatting. Phrogging and Synchronized Swimmers “knoxing” routine… it’s all in here warts and all… Enjoy

An intense discussion on random and strange rites of passage like Nude mile relays and the such.

Meandering through this balmy nothing of a month my mind wanders in and out of taboo subjects.

Interwoven topics of great Stanford performances at the NCAA track championships and considering a honey fast.

Scouring the depths of the dregs of the film industry as well as prepping for the NCAA Track championships this weekend.

Got outta town for some R&R and some German Schnitzel and Uderberg.

We’ll Artificial Intelligence has turned things on their head and now up is down left is right and black is white. Enjoy.

All things under the sun existed and transpired on the 4-day weekend, which is really only a 3-day weekend… Enjoy!

Ahh Modesto! Beck wrote a song about it, Ice Cube made a movie about it, Pixar used the location in Monsters vs Aliens. What’s there? What’s there not to love?

Contemplating the graduating classes of kids that are being unleashed into the world this week.

Delving into theories explaining what’s really going on underneath the surface of mainstream books and film.

Delving into a where are they now type situation when you knew younger versions of your friends and acquaintances.

This is a shout out thread to my Lady who has busted her ass to get to where she is at the moment- as for me well… I’m just a gigolo

More gym experiences and the significance of the music being played there.

This is the gym rat episode complete with running stats and awkward takes on fitness.

Just hiking and camping and boating and Lacrosse as well as a Ferris Bueller type day on Saturday.

Wide ranging topics such as what’s really going on in Neverland with Peter Pan and Using 80’s music to my advantage.

Good times and family fun don’t have to end on 4/20- according to Paul McCartney…

Or some such wild ass nonsense. Talking about Dharma Bums, Gary Snyder, Aaron Rodgers and how they’re all connected.

Rambling semi-coherent musings on the Netflix series Beef, The Kings first round playoff win against the Warriors and the Boston Marathon.

Kind of a nice little ode to strange grocery store discoveries and the 1991 California Angels

This episode I ramble on about George Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London, the movie American Hustle and driving to Wyoming to rescue my Lady.

The title pretty much sums up how I feel when you make a bad choice in life.

San Diego State, Vikings, William T. Vollmann and meeting up with old friends.

I amble through the potential scenarios leading up to a May 5th hike up Mt. Whitney.

An intense culinary and historical experience spending four days in the American Riviera.

Ranting and driving and trying to get to Santa Barbara while rambling on about psilocybin mushrooms and Mormons.

The college episode. Enjoy.

Stark and subtle differences in checking into hotels and eating and working out.

I ramble on about how our circumstances are random and arbitrary based on where we’re from.