Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles on increasingly ridiculous claims, culminating in a satisfying explosion of anger when the victim realizes he's been pranked.

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Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity.

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In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might be romantically involved with a pregnant client. The genuine panic in the victim's voice as he desperately tries to explain his legitimate cleaning business creates comedy gold for listeners.

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Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter.

Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers his phone number isn't exclusively his anymore. What follows is a comedic three-way conversation between a confused customer, a fake Vodacom representative, and "Lips" - a woman who claims to have had the same number for years. The territorial dispute over a single phone number escalates into hilarious threats and misunderstandings that perfectly capture South African budget-saving creativity gone wrong.

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Ever received a call about debt you never incurred? In this hilarious episode of Darren Whackhead's famous prank calls, we dive into the all-too-common South African experience of identity theft. When Clayeron Howard receives yet another call about an account she never opened, her patience has finally run out. What follows is an explosive exchange where accusations fly, names are questioned, and frustration reaches comical heights before the big reveal.

The hosts share their own identity theft stories - from mysterious phone contracts to bank accounts opened in their names - highlighting how widespread this issue has become in South Africa. "It's part of growing up in South Africa. Once in your lifetime you will experience something like this," one host remarks, capturing the unfortunate reality many listeners will relate to.

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Imagine planning your dream wedding dress for years, meticulously attending fittings for months, only to receive a devastating call three weeks before your big day. That's exactly what happened in this hilarious prank call where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson convinces a bride-to-be that her pristine white wedding dress has been ruined at the dry cleaners. The victim's emotional journey from confusion to absolute fury makes this one of Kfm Mornings' most cringe-worthy and entertaining pranks yet.

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In this hilarious episode of Whackhead Simpson's famous crank calls on Kfm Mornings, a wealthy watch collector becomes the target of an elaborate prank. The victim, a man who owns a prestigious Panerai timepiece worth nearly half a million rand, receives a call claiming his luxury watch sent for servicing has been identified as counterfeit and destroyed. What unfolds is an explosive reaction as the collector's pride and reputation come under fire, leading to threats, name-dropping the police commissioner, and a masterclass in high-end watch owner outrage.

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Ever wondered how many absurd questions a stranger will tolerate before hanging up? Kfm Mornings' Darren Whackhead Simpson puts this to the test in his hilarious "Senseless Survey" segment. The crew places their bets on how many bizarre questions the unsuspecting recipient will endure, creating a game within the prank that keeps listeners guessing along with the team.

This episode features a particularly patient caller who weathers a storm of ridiculous inquiries ranging from military-trained dolphins to the intelligence of smartphones. The genuine confusion in the caller's voice as Wackhead delivers each increasingly nonsensical question creates comedy gold that will have you laughing out loud during your morning commute.

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Ever wondered about the strange questions that can catch people off guard? In this hilarious episode, we dive into Darren Whackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings, where unsuspecting individuals are bombarded with bizarre, philosophical, and downright absurd questions. From contemplating neck fat rolls to password security analogies, this comedic experiment reveals just how far people's patience extends when faced with increasingly ridiculous inquiries.

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The Chat Line Chronicles

Are you ready for another wild ride with the infamous Jennifer? In this latest episode of Darren Whackhead's prank calls on Kfm Mornings, Jennifer returns to the American chat line with her bizarre requests. This time, she convinces a 55-year-old wine drinker named Claude to perform increasingly strange wine-gargling antics while saying her name. From simple sips to full-on declarations of love through gurgles, Jennifer proves once again that she can get complete strangers to do almost anything. How far will she go in her quest to make fools of unsuspecting men? The answer is: ridiculously far.

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Whackhead strikes again with another side-splitting prank call on KFM mornings! In this episode, he creates chaos by simultaneously calling two different "massage therapists" from online classified ads and connecting them together. What follows is a hilariously awkward exchange as both professionals—clearly offering very different types of "services"—try to figure out who called whom and what exactly the other person is selling.

The confusion escalates quickly as one massage provider insists "this is a commercial proposition" while the other keeps repeating "big bums" and discussing payment arrangements. Their miscommunication creates comedy gold as they debate who pays whom, with one firmly stating, "I don't pay people. I get paid."

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Ever wondered what happens when a prankster with a penchant for peculiar requests meets unsuspecting callers on a free chat line? In this hilariously awkward episode, we follow "Jennifer" - the alter ego of radio host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson - as she navigates a conversation with a lonely truck driver named Kevin. What begins as a standard chat line interaction quickly evolves into an international tour of accents, revealing just how far someone will go to impress a stranger they believe to be "super hot."

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Ever wondered what happens when a self-proclaimed "doctor of husbandry" attempts marriage counseling? This episode takes you on a wild ride as Darren "Whackhead" Simpson impersonates a marriage counselor in one of his infamous pranks. With fifteen years of marriage under his belt, he believes he's qualified to mediate relationship disputes—much to the skepticism of everyone around him.

The prank unfolds when our host calls an unsuspecting man, claiming to have his fiancée in a counseling session. What starts as an attempt to address workplace jealousy quickly spirals into a chaotic exchange filled with spelling corrections, inappropriate comments, and escalating threats. The "counselor's" unorthodox approach might be questionable, but the results are undeniably entertaining.

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Ever wonder what happens when your mother-in-law decides to book the same honeymoon destination as you? Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that explores this nightmare scenario. A soon-to-be-married couple discovers their future mother-in-law has booked a trip to Mauritius during their honeymoon, claiming she'll stay "on the bottom end of the island" while they're "on the top." The tension escalates quickly as the prankster, posing as an Air Mauritius employee, attempts to change flight dates, revealing family dynamics that are both cringe-worthy and hilariously relatable.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays the role of an insufferable head of customer relations who turns a simple insurance complaint into comedy gold. What begins as a reasonable call about rising premiums quickly descends into personal attacks about takeout habits, smoking, and even the caller's name. The unsuspecting "Tammy" goes from mild frustration to absolute fury as Darren deliberately pushes every button possible.

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In this hilarious episode, radio prankster Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers a gut-punch prank call to a South African man who's immigrating to Australia. Posing as "Lester Fenwick" from the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs, Whackhead confronts the unsuspecting victim about his suspicious travel patterns to countries like Egypt, Dubai, and New York. What follows is an increasingly absurd interrogation where the caller repeatedly accuses the man of being a drug smuggler, asking him about various substances supposedly hidden in uncomfortable places during his travels.

The tension builds as the bewildered victim desperately tries to defend himself, offering to show his pay slips and even brings his wife to prove they're "good people." Just when the man reaches his breaking point, Wackhead reveals it's all a prank organized by the victim's family as a going-away present before his move to Perth.

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a salesman in this hilarious prank, resulting in a heated exchange between an upset customer and Whackhead. What starts as a dispute over a stained table quickly escalates into threats of legal action, table repossession, and even an impromptu resale! 

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Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson strikes again! This time, he pretends to be an attorney collecting outstanding TV licence fees from a man who really doesn’t want to pay. The result? Absolute chaos and classic Whackhead humour.

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Ever experienced the panic of an ATM swallowing your card? That helpless moment when you're left cardless, cashless, and completely frustrated? In this hilarious Whackhead prank from Kfm Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson poses as a bank representative calling a distressed customer whose card has mysteriously disappeared into a hungry ATM. What begins as a seemingly helpful customer service call takes an unexpected musical turn that will leave you in stitches.

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This hilarious Whackhead prank call had the #KfmMornings team in stitches! Darren tries to speak Afrikaans while pranking a Dutchman about chocolate (and a few other things). The result? Total chaos!

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We couldn't keep it together for this hilarious prank! Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson poses as the owner of a Driving School whose employee had to cut a lesson short thanks to a woman's stinky feet.

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Ever wonder what happens when a stressed-out taxi driver gets a call from "Uber" questioning his driving record? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank, targeting a dad who's anxiously awaiting approval to switch from meter taxi to Uber driving. With his daughters setting him up, Whackhead poses as "Daniel from the investigative department" and proceeds to push every possible button - questioning his accident history, criticizing his wife as a "backseat driver," and even implying inappropriate behavior. The family's escalating frustration culminates in threats to "jump through the phone" when the truth is finally revealed!

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Are you ready to laugh until your sides hurt? In this hilarious episode, we dive into one of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's infamous prank calls exclusive to Kfm Mornings. Playing his alter ego "Jennifer," a hot blonde looking for companionship in American chatrooms, Whackhead connects with an unsuspecting 42-year-old named Ron. What starts as innocent flirting takes an unexpected turn when Jennifer reveals her secret passion: singing makes her "hot." What follows is a cringe-worthy musical journey as Ron desperately tries to impress his chatroom match by butchering hits from Adele, Whitney Houston, and Taylor Swift.

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Mr. Herman wanted was a shiny new alarm system. Instead, the company ripped out his old one while he wasn’t even home. He’s fuming… and here comes Whackhead, calling for the bill!

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 A hilarious prank call that takes an unexpected turn. Get ready to laugh!

Darren receives an email from a neighbor asking to prank an old lady running a driving school from her home. Darren calls up the lady pretending to be an Uber driver looking to buy a license from her. As expected, the lady gets flustered and insists she doesn't sell licenses. Darren persists, slowly getting on her nerves. Just when things are heating up, the neighbor who suggested the prank chickens out, leaving Darren hanging! What follows is comedy gold.

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What starts as an innocently enough call with telemarketer Whackhead pitching his loadshedding reduction package quickly takes an unexpected turn when the customer gets increasingly frustrated with Whackhead's antics.

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With the help of our prank victim's husband, Whackhead Simpson calls up Irish immigrant Martina and makes her move to South Africa slightly more demanding...

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a self-proclaimed math expert, hoping to become a math teacher, but the catch is? He's not very good at what he does. 

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Not every prank can be a hit! On what's a rare occasion, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a prank fail. 

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Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson pranks Outsurance by asking them to insure his personal items that may not be safe in his current environment. 

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You know those dodgy "make money fast" flyers on the side of the road? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson decides to give the number a call and find out how fast a scammer can tell he is being scammed.

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Double addresses cause some issues in this prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks 'Oom Bokkie' by sharing the unfortunate news that he has Oom's mail and he's opened it, oh oh, Whackhead...

This prank aired on 26 March 2025.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a hotel restaurant and complains that their food gave him a nasty tummy bug. He then proceeds to give off loud and aggressive farts. 

It's nasty... but hilarious!

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Whackhead pranks some callers looking to enter the Pop Quiz but little do they know that they're actually speaking to each other.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Darren " Whackhead" Simpson pranks an Afrikaans dad whose daughter is being held back a grade for failing English. 

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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This dad loses his cool in this prank. Whackhead poses as an American dad whose son got into a fight with our prank victim's son. And after an intense exchange of words with Whackhead, the dad blows his gasket!

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Whackhead, you don't mess with someone's chickens, no matter who needs them 😂

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a pedigree dog breeder looking for some very specific dog breeds. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank calls an IT Production Manager who mistakenly sent an email to him.

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Kurt Darren's Hop Hop Spinnekop has taken the internet by storm but not always in the good way... Taking it all in stride, Kurt, his wife and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank one of the writers by making them think that the hate comments were just too much for Kurt. 

This prank aired on 20 November 2024.

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Phil has just inherited an old family doll for his daughter, but he thinks it's downright creepy! To avoid any spooky vibes, he shoved it in the back of his car. But his wife decided to move it to the front seat as a hilarious prank. Just when things couldn’t get any crazier, he gets a surprise call from the quirky psychic medium Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson!

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is desperately trying to sell his house which features a big yard, spacious living area and voices coming from the wall...

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman in this Halloween-themed prank.  

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who has some outstanding e-tolls. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a man who took a nguni hide, so to 'punish' him, Whackhead makes the 'time fit the crime.'

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Ever wondered how people don't recognise Darren's voice when he's pranking them? Well, it turns out that some people wouldn't even recognise their own voice! In this hilarious prank, Darren shows us just how easy it is to fool someone over the phone. 

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In this #Throwback prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gym bro by giving him the worst news ever!

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Darren " Whckhead" Simpson dishes out his own brand of vengeance to a telemarketer who contacted his wife. 

This prank aired on 17 September 2024.

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In this #Throwback prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks English singer-songwriter James Blunt on "Whackhead In The Morning". 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shows us the easiest way to make a telemarketer put the phone down. 

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Michelle is a massive rugby fan, and like many ladies, she has a huge crush on star player, Eben Etzebeth. Together with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, they prank her boyfriend into thinking that she's won a once-in-a-lifetime date with her celeb crush. 

His reaction will have you howling with laughter!

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Darren " Whackhead" Simpson flips the tables on parastatals by asking them to hold, please. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks his 4-year-old fan who really wants to tell Whackhead a joke.

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Darren " Whackhead" Simpon shares with us a prank that's recently gone viral involving a man who can't speak 'simple' English. Believing it's his mission, Whackhead helps the man "dumb it down."

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The title says it all, Wahckhead gives a scammer a dose of his own medicine. 

This prank aired on 3 July 2024.

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts a glue factory hotline to the test. This prank aired on 7 August 2024.

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson messes with a woman's international clothing package, and all she wants to know is, "Where's the f**kin' package?"

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson gets a man hot under the collar when he asks, "Are you sure you're the father?"

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shares a prank where he just couldn't contain his laughter. 

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an unsuspecting citizen to thank him for his vote, one the guy says he didn't make! This prank aired on 30 May 2024.

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Sick of hearing about Creason's Porsche, our prank victim's family, friends and colleagues beg Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank their friend. Posing as someone from Porsche, Whackhead tells Creason that a metal washer was accidentally poured, via motor oil, into his engine, potentially causing some serious damage! Listen to the "director of a company" lose his cool about the whole situation. 

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Whackhead helps a daughter set up her dad in this naughty Valentine's Day contest prank.

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