Elliot In The Morning

We could smoke barefoot in the snow.

When a period becomes an exclamation point.

Group project, anyone?

The comedic effects.

It must be some kinda, no?

An update from Carlos'n Party himself.

EITM's night of 007.

LosOnAir may be no more.

A lot of Sean Connery. And a lot of Shirley Bassey. Oh, and also a ranked list of the themes.

But once a confesser, always a cheater, right?

Cash-based competiton is coming soon to D&B!

How long is too long at a doctor's office?

Generally, it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're not hair.

"Thank You, Goodnight" and the Capitals.

Let go, but still employed.

I dreamed?

Monumental Sports Network analyst Alan May previews the hockey weekend ahead, as the Caps-Rangers Stanley Cup Playoffs series shifts home to Capital One Arena.

The highlights.

AKA the "rally" or the "bounce-back."

Lays an onion!

Magic Kingdom and back.

And I do go to?

Kimycola recaps her night one audition.

Oxford and Cleveland, Ohio.

EITM interviews Matthew Broussard

EITM interviews Tom Wilson

Radio? Oh god no!

Monumental Sports Network Capitals play-by-play announcer Joe Beninati chats about the Caps' win in Philly and previews the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

It's your boy, Party Lucc!

(And Party FINCH!!)

Sorrey.

Wait, did someone get nights?

But that doesn't mean you can't be into erotic asphyxiation!

Waking and breaking the big news to superfan/celebrity chef Steve Mannino.

2K24!!

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World record holder Kimycola heads to England.

Hensel who?

The CEO of table tennis and pickleball manufacturer JOOLA is moving in down the street.

In the future, one bin is the law.

Or not.

There are no healthy addictions.

The NASA astrophysicist recaps her trip to see the eclipse and more.

Let's go ahead and declare an emergency landing...

Hands-up comedy with Bert Kreischer.

Mouth bass!

Uber
Collisional

Can what you hear change how you taste?

Everyone makes judgments based on non-corrective orthodontia.

Well, it is, actually, but it's also line hacking!

Diane's been made aware of some scenarios and more.

Like Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King — minus actual tennis.

Found something to do!

Nodding off to get...there.

Trip or skip?

Rise of the machines.

Food Friday.

Abby and Brittany Hensel are back with some exciting old news.

Give them to your sons!

Baseball, Monumental, and more.

A piercing problem and an...other problem.

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The Barkley is worse than the bite.

How much you got?

A recap.

HONK IF YOU LOVE
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Wait, pass...es?

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Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, no.

Former Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner and his wife, Mandy, on their foundation's upcoming charity event, Chris Simon, and more.

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EITM interviews Liz Hopkins

Apparently, headaches are not like assh*les.

Elliot finally gets it, but did Rolo get adopted?

Papatui, Tyler? More like Ah-kablooey!

This! Is! Just tacky!

& Executive Director of Richmond Wildlife Center, Melissa Stanley!

A post-operative scare.

...not sorry!

You're f*cking horny?

The future of the fair-wait, Krysten has something to say.

Pump & Pantry & Plead.

Tell your dog I said bye.

Cry the friendly skies.

Speaking of cheats, did somebody do just that?

What do parents do when their own kids are cheating on relationships?

EITM interviews Tom Papa

Uncover words.

Youuu're collectible!

Sick of the apps? Let's *DING*...go.

But I had nothing to do with it!

DAY
ONE
ISH

By...naming that tune!

Lisa Abrahams on what happened when her husband, Lincoln, got shocked biking the Washington & Old Dominion Trail over the weekend.

#Separationship??

Challenge accepted?

Vigilance amongst us.

Don't count your puppies before you're outmatched.

(Hint: It's in the tree.)