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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with pro wrestling legend Abdullah the Butcher. The “Madman from Sudan” is a former WWC North American Heavyweight Champion, Stampede North American Heavyweight Champion, NWA Georgia Heavyweight Champion, NWA International Tag Team Champion and NWA World Tag Team Champion. He’s also a member of the WWE Hall of Fame. See him May 11 at the 2nd Street Depot Bar & Grill in Hastings, Minn. as part of Midwest All-Star Wrestling’s Vendetta 2 event!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Kiran Ahluwalia. With roots in Sufi, Qawalli, Ghazal and Punjabi folk, Kiran crafts her own contemporary songs in the great vocal styles of India and Pakistan. She's also a two-time Juno Award winner. Her new album Comfort Food is available now! See her May 11 at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis!

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During this episode of The Five Count we played all our favorite songs about money, discussed replacing the talk portions of the show with audio from episodes of Perfect Strangers, and whined for dollars for the KMSU Pledge Drive. Sponsor an episode of The Five Count right now!

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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the new inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, clipped some coupons, and spoke with Prince | Official Podcast host Andrea Swensson about her new book “Prince and Purple Rain: 40 Years.” Get your copy now!

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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the announcement that Red Lobster is filing for bankruptcy, Ton shared stories of all the ways he celebrated April 20 over the years, and we celebrated the 25th anniversary of Buckethead’s Monsters and Robots album. See you in the chicken coop!

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During this episode of The Five Count we played our favorite songs about Rice Krispies, Ton passionately explained his love for model cars, and we discussed the dangerous levels of lead found in Lunchables. It’s been nice knowin’ ya!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician John Bush. John is nest known as the founder and singer for the band Armored Saint. He’s also the former singer for the band Anthrax. During the show he discussed the early days of Armored Saint, why so many metal bands perform on cruises nowadays, and Armored Saint being back on the road. See them with Queensryche on Apr. 7 at the Paramount Theatre in Cedar Rapids, Iowa!During the rest of the show we spoke with wrestling analyst Billy Floyd Shouts about WrestleMania 40 weekend, Ton explained why he loves Joe Satriani so much, and we held each other’s hair while we threw up. It was metal!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Gabbi Dluzewski. Gabbi is best known as a founding member of the band Fränder. Considered one of the most trendsetting Scandinavian bands, Fränder's haunting nordic sound has subtle echoes of Led Zeppelin and Jethro Tull blending seamlessly with sounds from both Swedish and Estonian traditional music. Their new album Fränder II is available now!

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We celebrated Easter for this episode of The Five Count! During the show we argued about jelly beans, Ton tried to convince the listeners the new Road House remake is awesome, and we tried to evangelize the world with the help of the World Literature Crusade. Happy Easter!

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During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated the 40th anniversary of when those kids from The Breakfast Club went to detention, discussed the best way’s to get rid of Dustin’s extreme dandruff, and hung around and sang songs with Carol Channing. She was in detention, too!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician John Cafiero. John is best known as the frontman for the band Osaka Popstar. He’s also played with musicians like Marky Ramone, Daniel Johnston, Jerry Only and Dez Cadena. During the show he discussed the history of Osaka Popstar, his memories of directing the film Big Money Hustlas with Insane Clown Posse, and the latest issue of his comic-book series Sweetie Candy Vigilante. Get your copy today!During the rest of the show we discussed the life of Cap’n Crunch, learned why Ton isn’t excited about Mike Tyson boxing Jake Paul, and gave away tickets to see the band Koo Koo. See them live on Mar. 23 at First Avenue in Minneapolis!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with actor Scott Valentine. Scott is best known for his role as "Nick Moore" on the TV show Family Ties. He also appeared in film like Waitress!, True Stories and My Demon Lover. His new streaming service Red Coral Universe is available now for download on Google Play and the App Store!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor Mark Torgl. Mark is best known for his role as “Melvin Junko” in the film The Toxic Avenger. He also appeared in films like The First Turn-On!!, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV and Toxic Tutu. During the show he discussed how he got into acting, the legacy The Toxic Avenger has had over the past 40 years, and why he started making convention appearances after all these years. Look for Mark at a convention near you!During the rest of the show we discussed the secret tunnels under the River Hills Mall in Mankato, Ton explained why he likes the musician Jelly Roll so much, and we reminisced about how we were first exposed to Troma movies. We’ve spent a lot of time in Tromaville!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Gwen Dickey. Gwen is best known as the founder and singer for the band Rose Royce. This Grammy Award-winning group is known for hits like Car Wash, Wishing on a Star and I’m Going Down. During the show she discussed her early days in Rose Royce, her memories of being on the set of Car Wash, and the influence her music has had on the singers who followed her. Look out for new music from Gwen Dickey soon!During the rest of the show we discussed the pros and cons of dating Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, Ton explained the difference between Formula 1 racing and IndyCar racing, and we searched eBay for a complete collection of Jem and the Holograms dolls. It was truly outrageous!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Biff Byford. Biff is best known as the singer and founder of the band Saxon. He’s also played with bands like Fastway, Helloween and Motorhead. During the show he discussed the longevity of Saxon, the influence they’ve had on the metal bands who came after them, and the new Saxon album Hell, Fire and Damnation. Get your copy today!During the rest of the show we decided which dead presidents we would like to hang out with, explained why nurses should replace scrubs with denim and leather, and discussed the possibility of Rambo VI being made. We have mixed feelings!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with actors Martin Kove & Susan Gallagher. Martin is best know for his role as "John Kreese" in the films The Karate Kid I-III. He's also appeared in films like Rambo: First Blood Part II, Steele Justice and Death Race 2000. Susan Gallagher is best known for her role as "Homeless Lynn" in the TV show Cobra Kai. She also appeared on shows like Loki and Safe Harbor. They both star together in the upcoming film A Taste of Love premiering Feb. 19 on the Hallmark Channel!

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During this episode we paid tribute to Five Count Alumnus Mojo Nixon, talked in great detail about French fries, and celebrated the 50th anniversary of KISS. We even went to a live KISS concert with the Peters Brothers!


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During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated Valentine’s Day, Ton explained why he’s a Swiftie, and we paid tribute to the late, great Carl Weathers. Keep punching Apollo!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Bill Leverty. Bill is best known as the founder and guitarist for the band FireHouse. Known for hits like Love of a Lifetime, When I Look into Your Eyes and Don’t Treat Me Bad, FireHouse has been making music for 40 years. During the show he discussed the major success FireHouse had early on, how they were able to remain popular during the grunge period in the ‘90s, and why FireHouse is so popular in Japan. See FireHouse with The Sweet on Feb. 10 at the Medina Entertainment Center in Medina, Minnesota!During the rest of the show we discussed making a sound effects soundboard for Tesla cars using Ton’s voice, tried to determine why we can’t take the Lord’s name in vain on the radio, and explained why we’re the only people left in the country still using LiveJournal. The Five Count will soon be run by the Russians!

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This episode of The Five Count was our 15th annual Princemas Celebration, featuring an exclusive interview with dancer and actress Robia Scott. Robia is best known as a former member of Prince & the New Power Generation. She also appeared in TV shows like Beverly Hills, 90210 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. During the show she discussed how she wound up working with Prince, being “Pearl” during Prince’s Diamonds & Pearls era, and her work now as a life coach. Let Robia help get your life back on track!During the rest of the show we talked all about Prince, discussed all the things we’ve spilled in our cars over the years, and Dustin opened birthday gifts. Ton got him a framed photo of pro wrestling legend Greg Gagne!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Ivan Doroschuk. Ivan is best known as the founder and singer for the band Men Without Hats. Men Without Hats are best known for hits like The Safety Dance, Where Do the Boys Go? and Pop Goes the World. During the show he discussed Men Without Hats being back on the road, the success of The Safety Dance over the last 40 years, and the impact bands from the ‘80s had on today’s popular music. See Men Without Hats at a venue near you!During the rest of the show we discussed which holograms we would like to see in concert, Ton explained his love/hate relationship with Metallica, and we replaced all our old-man supplements and vitamins with whippets. We’ve never felt better!

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During this episode of The Five count we discussed our favorite memories of 1993, heard a story about the Gummi Bears fighting a dragon, and Dustin explained why he might not hate Pink Floyd anymore. Tear down the wall!

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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed entering our 20th year of making great radio, Ton gave Dustin some genuine Sanford & Son marbles, and we went extremely live with Vanilla Ice. It’s gonna be a great year!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor and musician Bill “Art Barnes” Mumy. Bill is best known as one-half of the musical group Barnes & Barnes. He also appeared on TV shows like The Twilight Zone, Lost in Space and Alfred Hitchcock Presents. During the show he discussed his prolific acting career, how his music has evolved over the years and the new & Barnes album Shit Happens. Get your copy now from Demented Punk Records!During the rest of the show we discussed our New Year’s resolutions, found out Ton’s wife gave Dustin’s Christmas present to someone else, and debuted a snippet of a song from Ton’s upcoming album. See you next year!

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This was another “A Five Count Christmas” episode of The Five Count! During the show we played actual audio of Santa Claus talking to our mom, heard the story of the day Santa cried, and exchanged Christmas gifts! Merry Christmas, gentle listeners!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with WWE Superstar Ricochet. Ricochet is a former WWE Intercontinental Champion, WWE United States Champion, and NXT North American Champion. He’s also a former IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion, PWG World Champion and Lucha Underground Champion. During the show he discussed his success in wrestling, his journey from the independent scene to WWE, and his Royal Rumble encounter with Logan Paul. See Ricochet when WWE comes to the Mayo Civic Center in Rochester on Dec. 17!During the rest of the show we discussed our favorite Christmas music, explained why abandoning physical media is bad for Knight Rider fans, and gave away tickets to the WWE Live event. Happy Holidays!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Leigh Gorman. Leigh is best known as the founder and bassist for the band Bow Wow Wow. He was also a member of Adam and the Ants. During the show he discussed how he developed his playing style, the success of Bow Wow Wow’s single I Want Candy, and why he still enjoys playing that music today. See Leigh Gorman with Bow Wow Wow at a venue near your!During the rest of the show we tried to decide what kind of mustard Satan likes, Ton sorted through his Disney’s Cars trading cards, and we got a jump-start on the holidays with the help of Burl Ives. It’s in the air, gentle listeners!

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During this episode of The Five Count we complained about the recent Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Ton gave us all the lowdown on the new Tesla Cybertruck, and we blasted-off into space with the Zardon Commanders. It was out of this world!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with pro wrestler Julia Hart. Julia currently wrestles for AEW. She's also the AEW TBS Champion and a member of the House of Black faction. See Julia Hart when AEW comes to Target Center in Minneapolis for AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage on Nov. 29!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Scott Durbin. Scott is best known as a founding member of the band Imagination Movers. He also starred in the Disney TV show of the same name. During the show he discussed how Imagination Movers started, writing music for kids that adults can also enjoy, and working on music for a new album. Look for a new Imagination Movers album soon!During the rest of the show Ton clipped some coupons, Dustin bragged about his Little House on the Prairie knowledge, and we discussed which dogs should run for president. Spudz MacKenzie would have our vote!

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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with professional wrestling legend Jeff Jarrett. Jeff is a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion, USWA Heavyweight Champion, WCW World Heavyweight Champion, WWF Tag Team Champion and WWF Intercontinental Champion. He's also a member of the WWE Hall of Fame and TNA Hall of Fame. See Jeff Jarrett when AEW comes to Target Center in Minneapolis for AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage on Nov. 29!

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During this episode of The Five Count we talked at length about the band Blind Melon, Ton revealed he was the bodybuilder “Little Hercules” when he was a child, and we played all our favorite Shonen Knife food songs for our “Shonen Knife Thanksgiving” celebration. Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite radio turkeys!

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During this episode of The Five Count we reminisced about all the porn stars we’ve had on the show over the years, Dustin explained why it’s tough being so attractive, and we took a much-needed trip to the dentist. We battled tooth decay with the help of Muhammad Ali!Help out Five Count Associate Producer and all-around good guy Billy Floyd Shouts HERE!

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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our favorite shark movies, played tracks from the new Prince & The New Power Generation box set, and helped our friend Brenda Lee try to recruit young men to enlist in the U.S. Army. Be all you that you can be!

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During this Halloween episode of The Five Count we discussed our least favorite Halloween candy, gave away tickets to Twin Cities Con 2023, and tried our best to escape Mystery Manor with the help of our friend Sir Simon Shriek. Happy Halloween!

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During this episode of The Five Count we begged for money for the KMSU Pledge Drive, spoke with author Jeff Hayes about his new book Sleepaway Camp: Making the Movie and Reigniting the Campfire, and spoke with musician Frankie Vinci, the man behind the music for the film Sleepaway Camp. Ton was so scared his head was leaking!

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This was the 1,000th episode of The Five Count! During the show we reminisced about the early days of the show back in 2004, played all the songs we originally played on the first episode, and heard from Dylan Schultz (who hosted the show that eventually spawned The Five Count) and Chuck Korpi (who was on the very first episode.) Here’s to another 1,000 shows!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Taco. Taco is best known for his hit single Puttin’ on the Ritz. He also had hits like Cheek to Cheek, Singin’ in the Rain and Let's Face The Music (and Dance). During the show he discussed the early days of his career, the huge success of Puttin’ on the Ritz and his After Eight album, and his decision to return to music. Look for new Taco music comin’ your way!

During the rest of the show we discussed our favorite episodes of Good Times, Ton explained why he listened to so much death metal in high school, and Dustin tried to figure out who Antonio Banderas was. It’s still a mystery!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Joey Belladonna. Joey is best known as the singer for the band Anthrax. He also played with bands like Bible Black and Chief Big Way. During the show he discussed his memories of Anthrax appearing on Married… with Children, his thoughts on the possibility of Anthrax making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and his Journey cover band Beyond Frontiers. See Anthrax and Beyond Frontiers at a venue near you!

During the rest of the show we explained why Eric Clapton is awful, tried to figure out why we aren’t considered as metal as other shows, and Dustin spoiled the ending of the film Expend4bles. Sorry ‘bout that!


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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Zac Holtzman. Zac is best known as the founder, singer, and guitar player for the band Dengue Fever. Combining Cambodian pop music and lyrics with psychedelic rock, Dengue Fever has been making music for more than 20 years. Dengue Fever's new album Ting Mong is out now!


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During this episode of The Five Count we celebrated the 40th anniversary of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, discussed our favorite He-Man action figures, and Ton told us the tale of He-Man and the Mask of Evil. We are truly the He-Man of public radio!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Michael Gira. Michael is best known as the founder, guitarist and singer for the band Swans. He's also played with the bands Angels of Light and World of Skin. See Swans live on Sept. 20 at the Fine Line Music Cafe in Minneapolis!


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During this episode of The Five Count we ate some plastic green army men, Ton explained his love/hate relationship with American Chopper, and we discussed why Elvis movies would’ve been better with El Santo in them. After that, we went to Jack in the Box!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Don Barnes. Don is best known as the singer, guitarist and founder for the band 38 Special. Known for hits like Rockin’ into the Night, Caught Up in You and Hold On Loosely, 38 Special has been making music for nearly 50 years. During the show he discussed the longevity of the band, where the inspiration for some of their biggest hits came from, and their latest tour. See 38 Special on Sept. 16 at MSU in Mankato!

During the rest of the show we discussed the best way to eat giraffes, explained how to repair your front steps in order to avoid mailman lawsuits, and spoke with Chazz DeMoss, the proprietor of the Crypticon Horror Convention. Crypticon 2023 takes place Sept. 15-17 at the Crowne Plaza West Hotel in Minnesota!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our favorite subjects from grade school, Ton bragged about arm wrestling spiders, and we paid tribute to the one and only Terry Funk. We gave him the best tribute two egg-sucking dogs are capable of giving!


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During this episode of The Five Count we argued about eating breakfast at the airport, Ton told a story about meeting AC/DC at the grocery store, and we played all sorts of freaky freak songs about freaks. It was a real freak show!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Kim McAuliffe. Kim is best known as the singer, guitarist and founder of the band Girlschool. Known for songs like Hit and Run, C’mon Let’s Go and Please Don’t Touch, Girlschool has been making music since 1978. During the show she discussed the influence Girlschool has had on women in rock, her memories of working with Motörhead, and the new Girlschool album WTFortyfive? Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we complained about Blues Traveler, Dustin explained why he enjoys stupid things, and we discussed our favorite German cuisine. Things got real gassy by the end of the show!


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During this episode of The Five Count we talked a lot about Fabio, discussed new business ventures we could bring to the Mankato area, and celebrated Ton’s birthday with the help of Bozo the Clown. It was a party for the ages!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Steven "Ven" Berez. Ven is best known as the founder and frontman for the band Venrez. The new Venrez album Purgatory Awaits is out now! See them Aug. 16 with Buckcherry and L.A. Guns at Vetter Stone Amphitheater in Mankato!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our favorite Pee-Wee Herman memories, Ton became irate when a listener called in to criticize Pantera, and we paid tribute to Paul Reubens and Five Count Alumnus “Exotic” Adrian Street. Today’s secret word was bummed!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with WWE Superstar Zoey Stark. Zoey is a former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion. She’s also a former NWA UCW-Zero Ultra X Champion and FSW Women’s Champion. During the show she discussed making the transition from WWE NXT to WWE Raw, teaming up with WWE Hall of Famer Trish Stratus, and the major success she’s had during 2023. See her on Aug. 7 when WWE Raw comes to Target Center in Minneapolis!

During the rest of the show we discussed embarrassing things we’ve done in front of our parents, Ton told a heroic story of how he saved a hummingbird, and we gave away tickets to see WWE Raw. It pays to listen to The Five Count!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed our favorite late ‘90s metal bands, reminisced about high school cliques, and celebrated the 25th anniversary of the day Ozzfest ’98 and Warped Tour ’98 came to Somerset, WI. Skatin’ met Satan when it was all said and done!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Eugene Hütz. Eugene is best known as the founder and singer for the band Gogol Bordello. He's also an actor, having appeared in films like Kill Your Idols, Everything is Illuminated and Filth and Wisdom. See Gogol Bordello on July 25th at First Avenue in Minneapolis!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Tad Doyle. Tad is best known as the founder and frontman for the band TAD. He also played with bands like Hog Molly and Brothers of the Sonic Cloth. During the show he discussed running Witch Ape Studio, his thoughts on being a pioneer of grunge music, and his new solo album Forgotten Sciences. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show Ton explained how he recovered from COVID, we talked about good grunge music and bad breakfasts, and discussed Doogie Howser, M.D. in great detail. We are the Doogie Howser of public radio!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed all the hot old-lady gossip we overheard down at the post office, told the tale of the time ALF first visited Earth, and listened to Ton and hack and wheeze from his quarantine shed. He finally got COVID!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Richard Williams. Richard is best known as the founder and guitarist for Kansas. He’s played on hits liker Dust in the Wind, Carry On Wayward Son, Point of Know Return and many more. During the show he discussed the 50th anniversary of Kansas, the influence the band has had over the years, and the new “Another Fork in the Road” tour. See them live on July 14 at the State Theatre in Minneapolis!

During the rest of the show we whined about missing the Taylor Sweet concerts, revealed Ton was really Larry Csonka from American Gladiators, and we celebrated Independence Day by playing all our favorite patriotic songs. God bless America!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Blackie Lawless. Blackie is best known as the founder and singer for the band W.A.S.P. He also played in bands like Circus Circus and London. During the show he discussed his experience battling the Parents Music Resource Center, his memories of appearing in the film The Dungeonmaster, and W.A.S.P.’s “The 40th Never Stops” tour. See W.A.S.P. on Aug. 16 at The Fillmore in Minneapolis!

During the rest of the show we discussed the forgotten trend of wrapping toilets in carpet, heard from a guy who called from a haunted mall, and decided which Kool-Aid flavors would taste best injected into bratwurst. The obvious answer is Great Bludini!


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During this episode of The Five Count we learned all about astrology for dogs, Ton explained how he got a gash on his head after a potty training mishap, and we played all our favorite songs for our dads. Happy Father’s Day!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with voice actor Carey Means. Carey is best known as the voice of “Frylock” on the TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He also provided voices for shows like The Brak Show and Welcome to the Wayne. During the show he discussed how he got into the voice-acting business, the longevity of “Frylock” and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and the new film Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm. Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we discussed why rocky road ice cream is gross, heard numerous messages and well-wishes from our gentle listeners, and celebrated the 19-year anniversary of The Five Count. As a gift, Ton received a copy of Sister Act on VHS!


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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with actor Emilio Rivera. Emilio is best known as the character "Marcus Álvarez" on the TV shows Sons of Anarchy and Mayans M.C. He's also appeared in films like The Cable Guy, Con Air, Spider-Man 3, Venom and 3 from Hell. See Emilio in the new season of Mayans M.C. now on FX!


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During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Tina Turner, heard from some newlyweds at a Janet Jackson concert, and Ton explained how his ruptured calf implant has impacted his day-to-day life. Sadly, his soccer-playing days are over!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed the joys of owning a pontoon, went on a trip to the Whispering Woods with She-Ra, and read old issues of Ninja magazine. We’re getting pretty good with a bo staff!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Ross Jennings. Ross is best known as the founder and singer for the band Haken. He's also played with bands like Redados and Novena. See Haken on June 2 at the Fine Line in Minneapolis!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Markus Grosskopf. Markus is best known as the founder and bassist for the band Helloween. He has played on every Helloween album since 1985. During the show he discussed the last self-titled Helloween album, what it’s like having original members Kai Hansen and Michael Kiske back in the band, and the latest Helloween tour with HammerFall. See Helloween and HammerFall on May 27 at the Fillmore in Minneapolis!

During the rest of the show we reminisced about the time McDonald’s sold pizza, tried to figure out why there are so many Fast & Furious movies, and Dustin explained why Ton looks exactly like Steven Seagal. Of course, that’s Under Siege Seagal and not present-day Seagal!


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During this episode of The Five Count we tried to figure out why people like The Jetsons, Ton explained why he loves Liberace, and we played all sorts of songs by mothers or people who have mothers about mothers and being mothers or having mothers. Happy Mother’s Day!

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During this episode of The Five Count we paid tribute to Harry Belafonte, Dustin explained why he loves the band 38 Special so much, and we learned all about stranger danger. It’s O.K. to say no, gentle listeners!


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This installment of The Five Count featured exclusive interviews with two rock mainstays. First we were joined by guitarist Lars Chriss. Lars is best known as the founder and guitarist for the band Lion’s Share. Hailing from Sweden, Lion’s Share has been rocking since 1987. During the show he discussed his guitar influences, his hopes of touring the U.S. again, and Lion’s Share’s line-up changes over the years. The new Lion’s Share single Under Attack is out now!

Next we were joined by musician Doug Howard. Doug is best known as a founder and bassist for the band Touch. He’s also played for bands like Todd Rundgren’s Utopia, The Edgar Winter Group, and The Crystals. During the show he discussed the reunion of Touch, his memories of portraying the role of "Songster" in the 1987 live production of the Masters of the Universe Power Tour, and Touch being the first band to play the inaugural Monsters of Rock festival at Castle Donington. The new Touch album Tomorrow Never Comes is out now!

During the rest of the show we told the story of recently being dissed by pro wrestler Tito Santana, discussed getting Ton a Cameo account, and Dustin complained about the side effects of his COVID shot. He almost died during the show!


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This edition of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with voice actor Bob West. Bob is best known as the voice of “Barney” on the TV show Barney & Friends. He was also the former voice of “Jasper T. Jowls” and “Pasqually” in Chuck E. Cheese's animatronic stage show. During the show he discussed how he got into the voice-acting business, the impact the Barney character has had on people over the years, and his current career as a graphic designer for film and television. Meet Bob at a convention near you!

During the rest of the show we threw a wrench in WrestleMania weekend, Ton discussed his thoughts on the new Ducati Streetfighter V4 motorcycle, and we explained how “The Five Count” got its name. We were very close to being known as The Kibosh!


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The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician Albert Bouchard. Albert is best known as a founder and former drummer for the band Blue Oyster Cult. He's also played with bands like The Brain Surgeons, Underbelly and Blue Coupe. His new solo album Re Imaginos is out now! See him play it in its entirety during a livestream concert on April 10 from 2Trax Studios!


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This was a special Easter edition of The Five Count! During the show we discussed what our entrance themes would be if we were pro wrestlers, heard a few of our favorite bible stories, and Ton gave us an in-depth review of his new hearing aids. His ears have risen!

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This edition of The Five Count featured two exclusive interviews with rock and roll legends. First we were joined by guitarist Andy Scott. Andy is best known as the lead guitarist for the band Sweet. Known for hits like The Ballroom Blitz, Little Willy, Fox on the Run and Love is Like Oxygen, Sweet has sold millions of albums during a career dating back to the late ‘60s. During the show he discussed the influence Sweet has had on other bands over the years, what he thought of Tia Carrere singing The Ballroom Blitz in the film Wayne’s World, and the new Sweet album Isolation Boulevard. Get your copy now!

Next we were joined by singer Stephen Pearcy. Stephen is best known as the founder and singer for the band Ratt. Formed in the late ‘70s, Ratt is best known for hits like Lay It Down, You’re in Love and Round and Round. During the show he discussed the early days of Ratt, his relationship with the band now, and his upcoming show at the Whiskey a Go Go. Get your tickets now for the streaming concert!

During the rest of the show we discussed this year’s upcoming WrestleMania, Ton explained why his daughter only listens to ‘80s AC/DC, and we received a call from the Waseca UNO champion. UNO!


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The Five Count recently had a chance to talk with musician Richie Kotzen. Richie is best known as the frontman for The Winery Dogs. He's also a former member of the band Mr. Big and Poison. His new album Smith/Kotzen, with Iron Maiden's Adrian Smith, is available now!


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This edition of The Five Count featured two exclusive interviews with rock and rollers! First we were joined by singer Terry LeRoi. Terry is best known as the frontman for the band Granny 4 Barrel. He’s also the singer for the band LeRoi XIII. During the show he discussed how the character of “Granny” in Granny 4 Barrel came to be, his new band LeRoi XIII, and the release of LeRoi XIII’s new single Stand Up and Shout. All proceeds from the single go to benefit the Ronnie James Dio Cancer Fund!

Next we were joined by musician Damon Johnson. Damon is best known as the singer and guitarist for the band Brother Cane. He’s also played with the likes of Alice Cooper, Thin Lizzy, Sammy Hagar and Faith Hill. During the show he discussed his years in Brother Cane, what he learned touring with Alice Cooper, and his new band Damon Johnson & The Get Ready. Their new album Battle Lessons is out now!

During the rest of the show we discussed our favorite “pig out” restaurants, Ton whined about having to do his own laundry, and we complained about how easy it is for kids to get stickers nowadays. Kids today don’t know how good they got it!


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This installment of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with guitarist Timo Tolkki. Timo is best known as the former guitarist for the band Stratovarius. He’s also played with bands like Revolution Renaissance, Chaos Magic and Timo Tolkki’s Avalon. During the show he discussed his days in Stratovarius, how he developed his playing style, and his hopes that he might reunite with Stratovarius someday. Ton was ecstatic!

During the rest of the show we spoke to a woman on the phone named Triscuit and messed around with all the new knobs and buttons on our new recording equipment. We’re back, baby!


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During this episode of The Five Count we whined for dollars for the KMSU Pledge Drive, Ton bragged about all the fancy coffee he drinks, and we played all sorts of songs about lying liars who tell lie! If there’s one thing the Five Count is known for, it’s being big, fat liars!

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This episode of The Five Count featured and exclusive interview with Rod Argent. Rod is best known as a founder and member of the band The Zombies. He was also the frontman for the band Argent and is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. During the show he discussed how The Zombies decided to get back together, the new Zombies documentary Hung Up on a Dream, and The Zombies’ new album Different Game. Get your copy today!

During the rest of the show we took shelter from a nearby police shootout, discussed our favorite magazine subscriptions from our childhoods, and Dustin explained how he removes his own voice from the show in post so the audience only hears Ton’s voice. It makes for a better listening experience!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with Kevin Eastman. Kevin is best known as the co-creator for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was also the former editor for Heavy Metal magazine. During the show he discussed the impact the Ninja Turtles have had over the past 40 years, making the Coming Out of Their Shells live-action tour, and creating the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic series. Cowabunga!

During the rest of the show we discussed our favorite Ninja Turtles action figures, Ton explained why he prefers to buy his VHS tapes from auto-parts stores, and we played all our favorite Ninja Turtles tunes. Go ninja, go ninja, go!


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During this episode of The Five Count we shared our favorite Easter memories, discussed why we enjoy Steely Dan so much, and went on a Christian retreat with Fr. Gene Jakubek, S.J. to try to figure out if we love enough. Happy Easter!

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During this episode of The Five Count we acted like April fools, got a WrestleMania 39 scene-setter from Billy Floyd Shouts, and spoke with Twitter Lori of Lori Dawn Ceramics about her new compilation album Women of the Pit: Stronger Together Vol. 1. Get your copy today!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with musician John Merchant. John is best known as one-half of the band Ghosts of Sunset. Their new album Breathe is available now!

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During this episode of The Five Count we reminisced about the cool beards we used to have, went to a party with Betty Boop, and celebrated the 40th anniversary of ZZ Top’s Eliminator album. R.I.P. Cherry Berry!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with guitarist Joey Allen. Joey is best known as the lead guitarist for the band Warrant. He played on hits like Down Boys, Heaven, Uncle Tom’s Cabin and Cherry Pie. During the show he discussed the early days of Warrant, Warrant’s relationship with Prince and Paisley Park Records, and the longevity of metal bands from that era. See Warrant on Mar. 24 at Black Bear Casino and Mar. 25 at Treasure Island Casino in Minnesota!

During the rest of the show we tried to set up profiles on the BeReal app, Ton explained how he learned to juggle, and we discussed why we don’t give a rip about St. Patrick’s Day. It’s mostly because we both resemble leprechauns!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician Dave Dreiwitz. Dave is best known as the bassist for the band Ween. He’s also played with bands like Joe Russo’s Almost Dead, The Moistboyz, Crescent Moon, and Instant Death. During the show he discussed how he joined Ween, his friendship with TV host Uncle Floyd, and the possibility of Ween recording new music. See Ween at a venue near you!

During the rest of the show we discussed which TV shows we’d like to see in the ABC TGIF lineup, Ton talked a lot about curry, and Dustin explained why The Five Count should never become a video show. He’s a very ugly man!


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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with singer Freda Payne. Freda is best known for hits like Band of Gold, In Motion and Bring the Boys Home. She’s also appeared in films like Book of Numbers, Ella: First Lady of Song and Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. During the show she discussed making the transition from Jazz singer to R&B singer, working with Duke Ellington and Redd Foxx, and her new single Do You Still Dream About Me. Check it out!

During the rest of the show we complained about having to watch M*A*S*H as kids, explained again why everyone should love the band Nazareth, and tried to figure out how to get The Five Count a sponsorship from Zanz in Mankato. We might end up just getting jobs there!


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During this episode of The Five Count we took a trip to Wonderland with Alice, Ton explained the dos and don’ts of roasting cauliflower, and we tried to decide which celebrities would be more entertaining as mummies. We also celebrated the birthday of longtime listener Billy Floyd Shouts!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with guitarist Paul Jackson Jr. Paul is best known as a member of the band Jazz Funk Soul. He also performed on albums by artists like Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin, Madonna, Daft Punk and many more. During the show he discussed his years of being a session guitarist, his memories of working on Michael Jackson’s Thriller album, and Jazz Funk Soul’s new album Forecast. Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we discussed all the valentines we recently received, planned Dustin’s funeral, and tried to figure out who the Goo Goo Dolls are. By the end of the show, Ton realized they were his favorite band!


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This was a special Valentine’s Day episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed Ozzy Osbourne’s recent retirement from live touring, decided which sitcoms from the ‘80s and ‘90s we would make guest appearances on, and played all sorts of songs for the ladies. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with actor Russell Hornsby. Russell is best known for his roles as “Charles Flenroy” on the TV show BMF and “Buddy Marcelle” in the film Creed II. He also appeared on TV shows like Lincoln Heights, In Treatment and Grimm. During the show he discussed his memories of working on Creed II, his portrayal of Don King on the Hulu series Mike, and the new season of BMF. See it now on Starz!

During the rest of the show we begged people to buy our new T-shirts, Ton explained why he hates late ‘90s Van Halen, and we discussed out favorite fruit snacks. Shark Bites were the runaway winner!


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This episode of The Five Count was our 14th annual Princemas celebration! During the show we discussed Tom Cruise recruiting Hulk Hogan for Scientology, Ton listed-off all his favorite metal bands from the ‘90s, and we played all your favorite Prince songs. Merry Princemas!

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During this episode of The Five Count we tried to figure out why nobody ever talks about the TV show Night Court, heard about the time The 3 Stooges met Cinderella, and decided where we would go if we had a time machine. The restaurant Bonanza circa 1989 was the unanimous choice!

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During this episode of The Five Count we took a trip to the cabbage patch, discussed which wrestling rides they should make at Disneyland if Vince McMahon sells WWE to Disney, and announced that Five Count alumnus Michael Angelo Batio now plays guitar for Manowar. Could there possibly be anything more metal than that?

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This episode of The Five Count featured an exclusive interview with musician John Waite. John is best known as the singer for the The Babys and Bad English. He’s also had a very successful solo career. During the show he discussed his nearly 50-year career in music, his new album Anything, and his new documentary John Waite: The Hard Way. We were also joined by The Hard Way director Mike Nichols!

During the rest of the show we discussed the history of the wine Ripple, racked up our mom’s phone bill calling “The Corey & Corey” hotline, and Ton explained how to replace the breaks on a 2002 Toyota. It’s gonna be a great year!


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This was our special “New Year’s Eve Dance Party” episode of The Five Count! During the show we discussed all the cool parties we were invited to in our youth, tried to decide which cosmetic surgeries Ton should have done before year’s end, and danced our way to 2023 with all your favorite dance hits. Happy New Year!

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This episode of The Five Count was our annual “A Five Count Christmas” special! During the show we exchanged gifts, discussed recording a Christmas album, and played enough James Brown to give the gentle listeners some go power at Christmas time! Merry Christmas!

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This was a special “’Twas the Week Before Five Count Christmas” edition of The Five Count! During the show we explained why The Nutcracker is gross, heard Christmas stories from Giggles the Elf and Ronald McDonald, and discussed holiday potty training. Happy Holidays!

The Five Count recently had a chance to speak with WWE Superstar Damian Priest. Damian is a former ROH World Television Champion, NXT North American Champion, and WWE United States Champion. He's currently a member of the WWE faction The Judgment Day. See him live as part of WWE's Holiday Tour Supershow on Dec. 18 at the Mayo Civic Center in Rochester!


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During this episode of The Five Count we discussed why the mall isn’t as magical as it used to be, Ton explained why he loves the TV show Murder, She Wrote so much, and we went on a trip to Playland with Pac-Man. We celebrated by crumbling Cheetos on our eggnog!

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This episode of The Five Count featured our second exclusive interview with Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz. Bermuda is best known as the longtime drummer for the “Weird Al” Yankovic band. He has played on every “Weird Al” Yankovic album dating back to 1983. During the show he discussed balancing his photography career with his music career, the new “Weird Al” movie Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, and his new book “Lights, Camera, Accordion: Eye-Popping Photographs of "Weird Al" Yankovic, 1981–2006.” Get your copy now!

During the rest of the show we shopped for gross candy canes, Ton explained his new love of Star Trek, and we tried to decide which films would’ve worked better with Pauly Shore in them. Turns out, it’s most of them!


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During this episode of The Five Count we shared our Black Friday shopping experiences, Ton explained why he enjoys swallowing the juices from his chewing tobacco, and we played all our favorite songs about leftovers. We were stuffed by show’s end!